Career choices for superhumans

Saiki Kusuo was floating in the air, and at his feet was the headquarters building of the Port Mafia, near the iconic place in Yokohama, although it was not resplendent, it was also very luxurious.

The mafia here is really too arrogant.

Considering the "supernatural power", Saiki Kusuo also used the "invisibility" ability, even if someone's supernatural power is "clairvoyance", they cannot see his appearance.

Will be here just to get some intel.

After reading the word "supernatural power" from Oda Sakunosuke's mind, Saiki Kusuo also tried to use words to get Oda Sakunosuke to reveal more, but it didn't have much effect.

Oda Sakunosuke didn't want an ordinary and promising barber who graduated from Milan to be involved in the Mafia incident, and Saiki Kusuo didn't want to arouse his suspicion, so he had to give up.

But that doesn't mean he can't check it himself.

Thank you for inviting Oda Sakunosuke and wanted to invite him to have another curry rice as an invitation for dinner. He didn't want to complain about his love for curry rice at all, so Saiki Kusuo returned to his home first.

The result of the query from the computer is still nothing special. If you enter the dark net, there will be a hole in the sky. It is obviously a private forum of the mafia, but it looks like a carnival for people with supernatural powers.

In this world, even those who don't have supernatural powers are ashamed to call themselves a mafia.

Saiki Kusuo searched the port mafia, and their information protection work is still relatively good, except for some basic information listed in front of the public, such as the current port mafia called Mori Ogai, they are only active in beating people first The Central Plains also has more detailed information. As for other people, the ability column is basically empty.

In this way, it is the same name of the two "Oda Sakunosuke", not referring to the way of naming but referring to the same style of the writer.

Even the name of the ability, the only ability name of Nakahara Chuya that can be found on the dark web is called "Dirty Sorrow", and it is also the representative work of the writer Chuya Nakahara.

Just looking at the name of the ability, I don't know what the ability is, which is different from the simple and rude way of naming superpowers.

From the name, Saiki Kusuo would probably think that it is a brutal move that injures the enemy one thousand and self-injures eight hundred after decomposing the black mud Dazai Osamu and throwing it at the enemy.

With this literal understanding, Saiki Kusuo probably won't become a famous writer.

Compared with this kind of name, the actual ability is actually the ability to manipulate the direction and strength of gravity of the things it touches. For others, it may become a very lethal ability, but for Saiki Kusuo, it is slightly Some ordinary, he can do this kind of thing.

However, it is no longer justified to use the name of his idol just because the port mafia is a fan of literary giants from top to bottom. It should be a masterpiece that can be seen everywhere on the Internet, but it can't be found at all.

Should it be true?

Saiki Kusuo's expression was a little subtle. Although it only took him a few seconds to master all the knowledge in the textbook as long as he wanted it, he still attended the class well.

The Chinese teacher in the class likes to tell stories about literary giants in class. Some familiar names all jumped out for real, and they even became members of the mafia who are ignorant. If you know all this, that Apart from liking to entrain literary heroes in class, he can be regarded as an excellent Chinese teacher, so he would be crazy.

Saiki Kusuo looked at a short video secretly shot by someone on the dark web, confused.

However, Chuya Nakahara could still be seen in the sky, clad in a windbreaker and a hat, shouting "you guys will all die under gravity".

Although the background is the flames of countless battlefields, it is difficult not to get confused by time and space to the scene where he wrote "Among Dirty Sorrows".

In fact, Saiki Kusuo didn't have much fanciful emotion towards writers, except that writers in this different world of Yokohama have all changed their careers to become mafia, but they just changed jobs and got supernatural powers. What is worthy of rare and strange things... right.

It's just another world anyway.

Hey, so I shaved Osamu Dazai's head.

There is only this kind of feeling similar to shaving the head of a celebrity from another world, and it is not as exciting as going to a convenience store to buy coffee jelly.

But if you think about it carefully, you should have noticed it long ago.

For example, when I went to the convenience store to buy coffee jelly after eating curry rice yesterday, the change I took out was still the original Japanese banknote, but the Fukuzawa Yukichi printed on it became the face of an unknown guy.

But because it is a different world, I ignored this point.

Saiki Kusuo thought about it again, and entered Fukuzawa Yukichi's name on the Internet. It didn't appear in the interview report that the name of a person like Dazai Osamu became a suicide rescued person. "Armed Detective Agency", from the simple official page, is a detective agency, except for the president, the staff have no information.

With writers and two "armed", it is definitely not a simple detective agency.

Saiki Kusuo has no plans to find out what this armed detective agency is, unless some of them come here to cut their hair, but judging from the distance from the armed detective agency to the "Justice Barbershop", it is obviously difficult do it.

A general understanding of the composition of the entire world.

For Saiki Kusuo, there are no other reflections.

If you want to talk about the only influence, it is probably about Dazai Osamu's ability.

This is also the reason why Saiki Kusuo also appeared in the station of the port mafia at this point in time.

At eight o'clock in the evening, the office building where the port mafia is located is already brightly lit. Sure enough, even the mafia is a social animal.

If forced to work overtime, Saiki Kusuo still thinks that the profession of barber is quite good, at least there is no need for 996.

Sighing the hard work of the social animal, he focused on the business. His perception range is 200 meters, which means that if he is not deliberately blocked, nothing within 200 meters can be hidden from his eyes.

"Alice sauce, try this one."

The legendary leader of the port mafia, Mori Ogai, held a pink butterfly dress and shouted while pinching his throat.

"I don't want it, Rintaro." The girl called "Alice" jumped up and down and made a funny face at Mori Ogai.

"Eh?" Mori Ogai showed a shocked expression, "If Dazai is talking, please tell me about Alice."

"Playing a game of chasing each other with Alice," Osamu Dazai, who was sitting on a chair in the dark, raised his head when he heard his name, "Isn't this Mr. Mori's bad taste?"

Alice took advantage of this gap to pass by Osamu Dazai, and ran towards the gate with a rattling sound. After opening the gate, she turned her head and stuck out her tongue, "Stupid Rintaro!" Then it closed with a bang. door.

"Ah, Alice-chan is angry." Mori Ogai hugged himself with both hands, twitching, "But even an angry Alice-chan is so cute."

"However," Mori Ogai's voice lowered, and the atmosphere became depressed. He turned his head to look at Osamu Dazai, "The day after tomorrow is an important promotion meeting for cadres. It's not good for Dazai to go out for a day like this."

"What's the matter?" Osamu Dazai spread his hands, "Anyway, there is actually nothing that needs me to do."

"Having said that, it's mainly about attitude." Mori Ogai sat on the chair and folded his hands in front of him, "It will be discussed behind the scenes by others."

"If you bring trouble, you know what will happen, Dazai." Mori Ogai's purple eyes narrowed slightly, as if hiding a cold light.

Osamu Dazai thought for a while and said, "Since it is Mr. Mori's order, I will try not to run out before the promotion meeting."

It was enough to get Dazai Ogai's promise. Mori Ogai didn't want to force him too much, so he changed his posture and leaned on the chair. He looked up and down Dazai Ogai, and his gaze was on the bandage on the freshly made head today. , a little hair was exposed in the gap, which looked like a wrapped hedgehog and kiwi.

[There are some strange things that can't be said. 】

Osamu Dazai has too many scars. For example, the injury on his foot was caused by falling into a ditch while reading "How to Avoid Accidents" while walking, and the injury on his arm was caused by falling off a cliff while driving.

If you want to worry about the cause of Dazai Ogai's bandage, Mori Ogai can do nothing else for a day.

Before Mori Ou went out to ask, Osamu Dazai first stroked the place with his hands. He remembered the hair flowing with the sound of water and scissors, and his youthful bad hairstyle, and replied: "My The finished product is done."

"Oh, is that tofu that can be hit to death?" Mori Ogai thought of this, and said casually, "It failed."

"How does that tofu taste?" He didn't comment on Osamu Dazai's failed suicide method, but instead asked with interest.

"Damn it," Osamu Dazai tilted his head, "Although I don't want to admit it, but it tastes super delicious when dipped in soy sauce."

"You can give the secret recipe to the kitchen." Mori Ogai suggested, "The chef will be very happy."

【Dazai’s strange way of committing suicide these years, the chef’s skills have improved by leaps and bounds, and he hopes to worship Dazai as his teacher. 】

"No," Osamu Dazai refused, "This is my exclusive secret recipe."

Mori Ogai didn't dwell on this, and asked with great interest, "Dazai, did you cut your hair?"