Career choices for superhumans

Dazai Osamu carried the watermelon whose head was pierced with scissors and walked out of the barber shop, humming a ditty in a slightly better mood.

Most of the previous text messages were from my subordinates, and the wording was very careful. The central intention was to ask where Dazai Osamu went to commit suicide again. If he failed, do I need to get him?

It's really hard for these subordinates. Obviously, this kind of words can't be modified to be tactful anyway, but most of these subordinates with a worrying Chinese level also scratched their heads and turned over the dictionaries to modify them into new tricks.

Most of the time, the mobile phone malfunctioned because of jumping into the river. This is what most subordinates think. In fact, Osamu Dazai is so cold that he hardly reads the text messages.

It has to be said that the black lizard who can work under Osamu Dazai is already a very good guy in terms of psychological endurance.

The text message that moved Osamu Dazai before was from the current leader of the Port Mafia, Mori Ogai, and the content was nothing more than a meeting about the promotion of cadres the day after tomorrow. As the youngest cadre of the Port Mafia, some things must be arranged. Of course, some veterans still hold a skeptical attitude.

To this day, there are still some guys who still have doubts about Mori Ogai succeeding the previous BOSS, and even suspect that Mori Ogai killed the previous BOSS, but they are still respectful on the surface.

There is no definite evidence. Even Osamu Dazai, as a "witness", can only have one answer so far. The former BOSS passed on the position of the leader of the port mafia to Mori Ogai when he was dying. That's all. As for the facts, it doesn't matter at all.

Although the meeting the day after tomorrow was of great significance, Osamu Dazai, the person involved, seemed to be completely out of the way, and was able to find time to run out to rent a kitchen to make "tofu" that would make people "bump to death".

Even after receiving a text message from Mori Ogai, Osamu Dazai did not head towards the route back to the port mafia, but entered the depths of the "slums". In fact, Saiki Kusuo's "Justice Barbershop" It is considered to be in the slums, the real slums are a little bit inside, and it takes half an hour to walk there.

More dilapidated and dirtier.

Although it was one o'clock in the afternoon, there was still no one on the street.

It cannot be said that from the moment Dazai Osamu approached, in the shadow of the building, in the gap of the collapsed head, one could vaguely perceive malicious sights, and even hear subtle images. It was the sound of a baseball bat or sharp object rubbing against the ground.

However, Osamu Dazai's pace has not changed, and he still maintains that cheerful dancing-like leap.

But after seeing the black trench coat, the peeping eyes around him faded away like a tide, as if an oversensitive animal sensed the gap between the enemy and the enemy.

Well, for Osamu Dazai, he just learned to be good.

Because there was a little bit of trouble a few days ago.

When he reached a ruin, Osamu Dazai stopped his pace, barely waiting for a few seconds, and in the shadow of the building in front of him appeared two children supporting each other, a boy and a girl.

"Akutagawa."

"Mr. Dazai..."

The one who spoke was a young man, very thin and pale, slightly different from Osamu Dazai's pale, and looked more sick. Although he lived in a slum and his clothes were tattered and patched, his body looked like It looks like it has been taken care of, and it doesn't look very dirty. It is really not easy to do this in this kind of place.

When the "sheep" was still there, it could barely be regarded as a shelter for minors.

Hiding behind him was a more timid girl who pursed her lips and said nothing.

Osamu Dazai was not wrong before. He found an interesting guy in the slums. The guy was called Akutagawa Ryunosuke. He had a good offensive ability "Rashomon" and turned his coat into a black beast that could cut everything.

It took a little effort to bring the other party under his command. Although it is not accurate to say this, Osamu Dazai planned to wait until the cadre promotion meeting the day after tomorrow before letting Ryunosuke Akutagawa enter the port mafia, as his student and subordinate. .

"Akutagawa, I will take you to the Port Mafia the day after tomorrow." Osamu Dazai looked at the other party and said.

Hearing this, Akutagawa Ryunosuke's pale cheeks blushed a little because of excitement, and he shouted loudly: "Yes, I will definitely not disappoint Mr. Dazai!"

Because I was too excited, I coughed a few more times after that.

The information about Akutagawa Ryunosuke has already been read by Dazai Osamu, and he knows that the other party's health is not good, but so what?Osamu Dazai just stared at the other party extremely indifferently, after looking up and down Ryunosuke Akutagawa, he smiled again, a hint of interest flashed in his kite-colored eyes.

"Hey, Akutagawa, go get a haircut."

"Eh?"

Originally, Akutagawa Ryunosuke was waiting respectfully for Dazai Osamu's order.

As long as it is Mr. Dazai's order, no matter how difficult it is, even if it costs his life, he must complete it perfectly. As a result, the first order from Osamu Dazai turned out to be this.

"Is there something wrong with my hair?" Akutagawa Ryunosuke was a little surprised.

They have no money, and they are struggling to survive every day, and it is difficult to take care of themselves. Akutagawa Ryunosuke and his younger sister Gin cut each other's hair casually. They only need short and neat hair. The face is good, even if it is cut in a mess, it still looks pretty good, and the natural hair ends are like highlighted white, which looks very trendy.

Hearing the question, Osamu Dazai looked at Akutagawa Ryunosuke with his cold eyes, he didn't want to explain anything to Akutagawa Ryunosuke, "You just need to obey my orders."

"Yes, I will definitely go for a haircut next time."

This order is really inexplicable, but Akutagawa Ryunosuke complied.

"However, there are some things that need to be reminded." Dazai Osamu thought for a while and said.

……

When Osamu Dazai finished what he wanted to say, Ryunosuke Akutagawa's face was full of doubts. He didn't understand the rules at all. He really didn't understand why he had to deal with it like this, but he only regarded it as his own mistake. Unable to keep up with Osamu Dazai.

Before leaving, Osamu Dazai brushed Ryunosuke Akutagawa's hair thoughtfully, not feeling guilty, but he estimated that at least three months later, he no longer had the acceptable hairstyle in front of him. , It was rare to have a bit of kindness, and handed the small watermelon in his hand to Akutagawa Ryunosuke.

It is regarded as the compensation of the barber shop issued in advance.

He left this slum under the very happy eyes of Akutagawa Ryunosuke.

Osamu Dazai looked at the time, ah, he's going to be angry.

On the other hand, Saiki Kusuo didn't know that Osamu Dazai had arbitrarily set the compensation of his barber shop as a small watermelon, and he didn't even know that Osamu Dazai had forced him to invite a guest.

He and Sakunosuke Oda cleaned up the barber shop, and the remaining eight small watermelons were distributed to six for Sakunosuke Oda, because the scissors were clean and did not affect eating.

The price of watermelon is very expensive, and Oda Sakunosuke was unwilling to accept it, but because it was rotten and left Saiki Kusuo with the reason that he couldn’t finish it, he finally accepted it, but it’s a bit embarrassing to give away a watermelon like this .

Originally, one of them was relatively well preserved, that is, the last one that was headshot by Saiki Kusuo as a scissors stand, and his facial features were drawn with a black pen, making it look like a Yasha.

Will do this, definitely only if everyone is cleaning and the only guy who ate watermelon did it, Osamu Dazai.

Although it doesn’t affect eating, the painting is too realistic, and it can’t be washed off with water for a while. If this kind of painting is taken back, the five children are likely to be scared to cry, so it can only be eaten by Saiki Kusuo .

"This is really tragic." Oda Sakunosuke asked, "Is it because Osamu Dazai passed out that he dropped the little watermelon on the ground and made it like this?"

This is not the case at all. It is a product of practice and has nothing to do with Osamu Dazai. Even with ten small watermelons, Kusuo Saiki can easily resist a million Osamu Dazai.

But this kind of words can't be said, his current identity is the barber master who returned from Milan, and he obviously disliked this graduation certificate before, is it really the confidence that Osamu Dazai gave him?

Saiki Kusuo kept the default, as Dazai Osamu who ate a small watermelon uninvited and took away a small watermelon, there is no problem with this blame.

First put the small watermelon home, and then Oda Sakunosuke took Saiki Kusuo around.

Yokohama is very big, and it is not possible to finish shopping in one day. However, because a lot of time was wasted, the time to visit is only three hours.

Considering the time factor, Oda Sakunosuke just briefly introduced some nearby shops, most of which are related to food and drink. Personal preference is too much in the curry shop. In addition, he also received an offer from a dessert shop. Leaflets, although farther from here, were also helpful to Saiki Kusuo.

Try coffee jelly.

This is the post-work benefit of being a social person.

"Generally speaking, there won't be any dangerous things." Oda Sakunosuke said, "However, although the 'Dragon Head War' is over, there are still some effects."

Saiki Kusuo heard the term "Dragon Head War" several times, and was not very curious, but Oda Sakunosuke explained it himself, even though he explained it very perfunctorily.

"Qimu has been in Milan all the time, so I don't know. All in all, it's a melee between various mafia gangs."

[It involves supernatural powers, which is very tragic. 】

Wait, ability?