Career choices for superhumans

The reason why tofu is made is very confusing, but it is surprisingly delicious.

Reluctantly, under Osamu Dazai's skill in making tofu, I had a happy (mistake) lunch.

Oda Sakunosuke asked: "Saiki, what are your plans for the future?"

"I originally asked for leave in the morning, but I was called over to help out temporarily." Oda Sakunosuke said, "I should be fine in the afternoon. The day after tomorrow is Dazai's promotion meeting. Generally speaking, nothing will happen."

[Promotion to a cadre is a big event. There should be no large-scale conflicts in these two days. This kind of meeting has nothing to do with me. At most, I will receive red envelopes. Will there be? 】

Why question?

Saiki Kusuo does not quite understand the composition of the mafia. Even in order to avoid trouble, the violent mafia organizations near his original home in the world have moved away for some reason, and the ones left are all operating pearl milk tea shops. , don't want to know about the mafia at all because things can be done with simple enough means.

At this time, I don't know what the cadres of the port mafia represent, especially the youngest ones.

In fact, Saiki Kusuo currently only cares about cutting hair. Even though he just gave Osamu Dazai an excellent haircut, he doesn't have any ideas about the original teaching aids.

Unlike the trial operation, tomorrow is the first day of normal operation.

"Aren't you curious at all?" Osamu Dazai asked.

In the conversation between the two of them, although they didn't reveal too much subjectively, generally speaking, when these keywords are connected together, the 17-year-old boy, the promotion conference, and his subordinates, most people will be curious.

Saiki Kusuo didn't want to draw attention, and based on Oda Sakunosuke's reaction earlier, he learned admirably how to properly end the conversation with Osamu Dazai.

"Are you kidding me?"

Sure enough, Osamu Dazai showed a disgusted expression, "What are you talking about?"

"Wish I was curious about you (about the promotion)."

He didn't want to talk too much, so he shortened the next few words and became a little ambiguous, but everyone present didn't realize this.

Saiki Kusuo ignored Dazai Osamu's fury, turned his head and answered Oda Sakunosuke, "Not sure yet."

In fact, Saiki Kusuo originally wanted to hone his skills again, but Oda Sakunosuke specially asked for leave, and in addition, Dazai Osamu had already used up the teaching aids, so he had no new ones.

Next, we can only continue to use small watermelons. The tragic situation of those small watermelons "opened and broken" has been seen by Oda Sakunosuke, and Saiki Kusuo can't use "backtracking" in front of him to restore the small watermelons. state of use.

He is an ordinary barber.

It seems that Oda Sakunosuke, who was entrusted by Sanada Mizuyuki, is not the type who can just find a reason to send him away. He will not leave before school is over.

Oda Sakunosuke didn't know what Saiki Kusuo was thinking, he just thought that Saiki Kusuo just came yesterday and was not very familiar with the surrounding area, so he thought for a while and said, "Then let me show you around first."

Saiki Kusuo nodded noncommittally, "The things in the store need to be tidied up."

Before going out to eat, Saiki Kusuo only locked the door, like Osamu Dazai's cut hair was still spread on the ground, and those small watermelons, Oda Sakunosuke went to buy some plastic wrap to deal with it, but this kind of The weather still can't be left for too long.

This matter must be dealt with first, and Oda Sakunosuke said that there is no problem.

Originally, even lunch was ready, and the curry rice was paid for by Oda Sakunosuke to treat guests. After waking up, he even washed, cut and blown a dragon, and looked very busy. The text message on the mobile phone he saw earlier has reached 99+. Saiki Kusuo really couldn’t think of it What else could make Osamu Dazai go with them.

Thinking like this means that Saiki Kusuo still doesn't understand Dazai Osamu.

"Then I'll go back together." Osamu Dazai intervened again, "I'm a little worried."

"Worry?" Oda Sakunosuke asked, "If there is any armed robbery on the road, I can also solve it."

"It's not such a small thing."

Just this kind of armed robbery sounds like a terrible thing to ordinary people. Can it be called a trivial matter?

Of course, for Saiki Kusuo, it is indeed a trivial matter.

"It's my hair," Osamu Dazai said, "If it is not cleaned properly, it will be troublesome. You have to watch it to be at ease."

What are you worried about?It is impossible to have an illegitimate child at Osamu Dazai's age, and the current technology cannot extract DNA from hair to the extent of creating a cloned human.

Saiki Kusuo imagined a lot of high-level reasons, but in the end——

"Like cursing people with their hair or something."

...Is this guy a chuunibha?

"Is Dazai still worried about this?" Oda Sakunosuke asked.

"Because the hair that falls out is not actually a part of my body." Osamu Dazai said sternly, "It's hard to say."

Are they serious about their serious way of answering?

Because he is not very familiar with the different world, and he is not boasting, he is basically invincible, so understanding the surrounding environment is not so important, he is not the kind of "this superpower is very strong but too much cautious" type.

Although I was eagerly absorbing new knowledge yesterday except for sleeping and eating, it was all about haircuts.

I don’t know anything about the port mafia at all, and I don’t even know about the “power license”, so I don’t know that all the literary giants in this world have become the mafia or the opposite of the mafia, and they all have supernatural powers. thing.

Although a little puzzled, Saiki Kusuo didn't pay attention for the time being, but turned his attention to the buckle of Osamu Dazai's belt, thinking whether the material is chrome, and it is really difficult to take it off without attracting attention.

This probably means that after cutting hair and eating enough, I start thinking about other things.

Osamu Dazai noticed the other person's gaze, "Are you interested in my belt?"

"……No."

Just the buttons on the top.

"Although the price is very expensive, in fact the length is not enough, and the cowhide is not qualified for hanging or poison as a chemical product." Osamu Dazai disliked it.

What did this guy do to his belt?

Saiki Kusuo no longer thinks about what the buckle of the belt is made of, and he stays away from the other party in distaste.

"Do you believe it?" Osamu Dazai laughed.

Saiki Kusuo could only be indifferent.

Everyone walked very fast, and returned to the barber shop in about 10 minutes.

I didn't feel it when I left, but after coming back from the outside, it was obvious that the barber shop looked messy.

Surrounding the shampooing pool are water splashes from Osamu Dazai's sneeze, and the broken hair on the ground was shaved everywhere because Osamu Dazai once stood up and tripped. The scene of the disaster after the Great War, probably the only thing that can be called clean is the small watermelon that was cleaned by Oda Sakunosuke and attached with plastic wrap.

The next day is the official business, it is really not suitable to leave it like this, so it needs to be cleaned first.

Saiki Kusuo and Oda Sakunosuke divide the work, one is responsible for cleaning the shampoo sink, and the other is responsible for sweeping the floor.

While they were doing hygiene, Osamu Dazai picked out a small watermelon with just a burst head from the table very smoothly, and took out a disposable spoon like a magic trick. Judging from the packaging, it should be taken from a curry shop Come on, have you planned to attack his little watermelon since then?

Osamu Dazai dug into the flesh of the watermelon with a spoon. This kind of plastic disposable spoon is not very easy to use, and it is very difficult to eat every time, but he never tires of it.

...I didn't expect much from Osamu Dazai. In fact, if he didn't suddenly want to pour a bottle of shampoo into it, it would have been pretty good, but he was still a little upset.

Osamu Dazai's cell phone vibrated, and after glancing at the text message, he muttered, "If you don't go back, you will be angry."

"I don't care, but I will definitely be retaliated afterwards, and I don't want to be squeezed hard at all."

Then he acted as if he had made an agreement with Saiki Kusuo before, "If you introduce business, remember to give me a commission."

It still came faster in the dream.

Saiki Kusuo completely ignored it.

But forget your own hair corpse?

These hairs were eventually taken away by Oda Sakunosuke and turned into homework for the handicraft class in the school.

Even if I left, I didn’t worry at all. I had already eaten a small watermelon. Before leaving, Osamu Dazai took a small watermelon that was cut in half by scissors as a mental loss for being dragged over to wash, cut and blow a dragon after being fainted. fee.

Trial operation of haircutting for people with superpowers, customer X1, reward X0, and lost two small watermelons.

Miserable.

However, he never expected that Osamu Dazai was serious before, and he was clearly urged by the text message from the leader of the port mafia, the first time he walked out of the barber shop was not to go back, but to find business for him immediately.