Career choices for superhumans

In fact, Saiki Kusuo didn't intend to cut it so short, but this kind of situation like obsessive-compulsive disorder will happen, and hair, especially this kind of hair with natural curls, is impossible to be symmetrical on both sides, so that the more The trimming is shorter, leaving only a little bit of broken hair at the temples.

But this small mistake is harmless.

After all, what Saiki Kusuo did in the beginning was wrong.

In fact, the correct order of cutting hair should be from back to front.

The main reason is that I am worried about the small volume in my hand, no, Osamu Dazai in my hand flew away, so I started with the bangs. After all, the appearance is still the most important, and no one can run around with a cut bang.

But now in the face of the freshly baked vitality boy Dazai Osamu, everyone has completely forgotten the correct hair cutting skills.

"Is this Milan's hair-cutting technique?" Oda Sakunosuke sighed.

Milan, the reputation was damaged.

But so what? Milan, which can have a "fancy perfect angle haircut professional", has long since lost its reputation.

Saiki Kusuo defaulted.

Immediately turned to the rear, after losing the position of the forehead and the back of the head, Osamu Dazai had to hold his head in his hands and shouted: "Just cut it a little bit shorter."

There is no escape, Osamu Dazai knew this fact from the pressure on his shoulder.

Weird barber.

Saiki Kusuo nodded, expressing his understanding.

Just like what Mr. Tony said, "cut it a little bit shorter" is always different from the customer's understanding. Saiki Kusuo accidentally shaved it into a butterfly wavy hair with a little bit of airy bangs near the ears.

Generally speaking, with this kind of hairstyle, the hair reaches at least the level of the shoulders, and it will look better if the ears are covered. This length has nothing to do with butterfly wave hair, and it doesn't even count as a magic modification.

But the original butterfly wave hair is still suitable for girls, it is probably still straight, and Dazai Osamu has a good-looking face, and the hair trimmed by Saiki Kusuo, except for a little too youthful, it is not ugly.

Fortunately, although it was cut short, Osamu Dazai's hair did not blow out according to the natural curly hair in general, or it would be a pure natural afro, instead of the fluffy back of the head that looks like it is now. It's the kind of lollipop with instant noodles.

Bubble head caused by completely wrong way of blowing hair.

However, such a round head shape will not be too ugly even if it is bald.

The freshly baked Osamu Dazai, with his exposed forehead and ears, is full of energy, like the type who can dance hip-hop on the street.

However, the hair on the back of the head was cut all of a sudden, and after being blown by the wind, it was easy to reveal a missing piece.

Alopecia areata.

If you only look at the positive side, you will only get comments such as Oda Sakunosuke.

"It's very youthful."

Although it is positive, Oda Sakunosuke still vividly interprets what is called "I generally don't laugh unless I can't help it".

He turned around and covered his mouth and started laughing wildly.

No sound was made, but he was laughing, his shoulders shaking uncontrollably.

[Although the cut is good, but when I think of Dazai... I can't help it. 】

After Oda Sakunosuke finally finished laughing, he turned his head and saw the eyes of death X2.

One of them is Dazai Osamu, and the other is Saiki Kusuo who is very satisfied with his work.

"Sorry." Oda Sakunosuke apologized obediently.

【However, Dazai is indeed a child. 】

Osamu Dazai covered his chest, "If you want to apologize, you still need to see sincerity."

"If Oda Saku also comes to try the hairdresser's technique of 'fancy perfect angle haircut professional', I will forgive you, how about it?" Dazai Osamu's words profoundly explained what it means to push the nose to the face.

Saiki Kusuo was a little upset because Dazai Osamu said again "fancy perfect angle haircut professional", but it was barely a good suggestion. After all, it is better to have more heads with hair. Saiki Kusuo stared at Oda Sakunosuke look.

Oda Sakunosuke rubbed his hair subconsciously, "I cut it two days ago, so let's forget it this time."

"But Dazai, do you want to attend the promotion meeting like this?" He asked as if to change the subject.

"If you attend like this, Mr. Mori will definitely be shocked. He thinks that I am amnesiac. It should be said that it is possible to be replaced directly. Maybe I will be interrogated by Sister Hongye."

Osamu Dazai thought for a while and said, "Although it sounds interesting, it doesn't seem to be directly proportional to the price I paid."

Is there something wrong with my cutting technique?

Saiki Kusuo, who was disgusted twice in a row in front of people, shook off the broken hair belonging to Osamu Dazai on the scissors. Even though he didn't have much expression, he was still gloomy.

Feeling that the stimulation was not strong enough, Osamu Dazai continued: "Sometimes when you meet a barber, you will want to not go out for three months, but if you miss it, Mr. Mori will be angry."

Osamu Dazai silently took out a roll of bandages from the pocket of the windbreaker, and then bandaged himself very skillfully.

After several laps on the head, he looked more like a seriously ill patient. The newly cut hairstyle was wrapped in bandages and disappeared completely, only some broken hair was exposed in the gaps of the bandages, turning into a kiwi shape.

"Isn't it a pity not to show it?" Oda Sakunosuke asked, "It's rare to have a new haircut."

Already had a premonition of what kind of happiness would be brought to others if he went out with this new hairstyle, but Osamu Dazai avoided talking about it and smiled, "The port is too lifeless, I can't do it alone, maybe everyone needs a new one." hairstyle."

Osamu Dazai turned his head and asked again: "Mr. Barber of 'Fancy Perfect Angle Haircut Professional', how much commission can I get if I introduce business to you?"

He couldn't hear his heart, but judging from his words and deeds, he was serious and seriously wanted to drag everyone into the water.

Are my skills that bad?

Saiki Kusuo rejected the offer and wanted Dazai to fuck off.

"Eh?" Osamu Dazai pulled out a voice, "It's so cold."

"You don't have important things." In order to drive away the black mud of Osamu Dazai, Saiki Kusuo made a rare long speech.

Whether he's going to some promotion meeting or making hanging noodles, please go.

As the saying goes, it is easier to invite gods than to give them away, but to shave the head of Dazai Osamu will naturally have the consciousness of being entangled with gods that are difficult to drive away, such as the God of Poverty.

Osamu Dazai straddled the chair, turning around like a rotating teacup in an amusement park.

"Speaking of which, I originally came here to investigate some things."

"Last night, after we finished drinking, I remembered mine. What should I say, new toy?" Osamu Dazai frowned slightly distressed, "In short, I passed by here."

"Do you know what happened?" Dazai asked, blinking.

The specific location and time were lost, and Saiki Kusuo vaguely had some bad thoughts.

"There was a big explosion nearby, but it returned to its original state in the next second."

"So," Sakunosuke Oda thought deeply, "it wasn't originally a 'dream within a dream'."

"Sure enough, Odasaku noticed it too." Osamu Dazai tilted his head and asked as if out of curiosity, "So, where is Mr. Barber?"

He was obviously just sitting, not walking in a lazy cat-like posture, his chin was even resting on the back of the chair, but the iris-colored eyes that looked up had a sense of oppression that couldn't be ignored, like everything There is nothing to hide.

Simply put, it is impossible to use "playing a stupid face" once and for all, and it will appear more suspicious on the contrary.

"I slept well at night." Saiki Kusuo replied, also concise and concise as always, without any flaws.

Osamu Dazai looked at Saiki Kusuo up and down, most people would have already been fighting with each other when they saw him like this, but Saiki Kusuo didn't care at all, even if he was almost caught, it was still under his expressionless expression as always. Can't see anything.

"If such an inexplicable thing happens in Yokohama, our BOSS will probably have a headache."

Having said that, calling himself a "community animal who is always on call", Osamu Dazai only has an expression on his face that can probably be called schadenfreude.

Oda Sakunosuke said: "In this case, I should be much more relaxed."

【For the sake of safety, there will be much less unnecessary scuffles, and I can spend time with Shinji and the others. 】

Generally, it’s not like I have more time to think about my rest at this time.

What kind of oppression has the port mafia given to its subordinates?

"Ah, it's already time." Oda Sakunosuke looked at the clock on the wall, "It's time for lunch."

"Want to eat curry together?" Mingming had curry last night.

Saiki Kusuo didn't care whether he had another meal or not, as long as Dazai Osamu could leave in a tactful manner, he would be fine.

This kind of invitation is obviously Oda Sakunosuke → own invitation, but it turned into Oda Sakunosuke → ↓ Dazai Osamu → himself in a short while, so Dazai Osamu's setting.

Compared with this kind of thing that can still be thought of, Saiki Kusuo is even more puzzled, how can they eat curry happily in a curry shop, and ask the boss to cut the death tofu that Osamu Dazai brought into pieces, and then take a plate Soy sauce started to dip and eat strangely with curry.

"Want to eat?"

It was not the piece of tofu that Osamu Dazai hit his head with before, but the new tofu wrapped in a bag from his arms, and with Oda Sakunosuke admiring this piece of tofu from the bottom of his heart, Saiki Kusuo decided to try one time.

He picked up a piece and dipped it in soy sauce.

Then I took a bite, the entrance was very Q-bouncing, obviously it was only tofu, but it was as chewy as hand-made noodles, after being crushed with my teeth, the inner side was still smooth, just right soy sauce wrapped in the light aroma of tofu, it really made me People are unexpectedly delicious.

If Osamu Dazai really had to open a tofu shop, Saiki Kusuo would not be able to say that he would never go there against his will.

Osamu Dazai ate happily while being angry.

He sighed, which sounded like showing off but was really not, "I'm probably the best at making tofu."

"Damn, why is suicide so difficult?"

As he spoke, he snatched the last piece of tofu from the table.