Career choices for superhumans

"I have my own barber, so you don't need to bother."

[If you want to increase your height, any barber will do. 】

"Are you worried that I'm teaming up with the barber to shave the slug's head?"

Osamu Dazai hit the nail on the head and had a clear picture of the other party's psychological activities.

"You bastard, do you really think so?" Zhong Yuanzhong also narrowed his eyes, "I have become youthful, so I hope that all the members will be bald."

"Yada, I don't have such a bad taste."

As far as bad taste is concerned, Osamu Dazai didn't blush when he said this, he was really shameless to the extreme.

Before Chuya Nakahara could reply, Osamu Dazai yawned, "If there's nothing else, I'm going back. I'm very tired today."

"You bastard, do you still have the nerve to say it?" Nakahara Zhongya roared, "The day after tomorrow is the meeting for promotion to cadres, right? You've been wandering outside all day."

"Eh? Slug, are you so concerned about my whereabouts?" Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows.

"Go away," Nakahara Chuya frowned, "Isn't this mission a mission for the two of us?"

It is not a task that requires two blacks to act together. The main thing is to deter other mafia from causing trouble before Dazai is promoted to a cadre. In the past two days, I don't know which river to drift down the river, so I temporarily find something for him to do.

However, it is obvious that this is of no use to guys who know how to hit tofu.

Osamu Dazai shook his head and sighed, "You are really clingy."

Zhong Yuan was very angry, "If you didn't want to be promoted to a cadre, I would definitely kill you!"

"So, you'll have to call me 'Master Leader' the day after tomorrow." Osamu Dazai pointed his chin with his index finger and said, "Why don't you call me first?"

Zhongyuan Zhong didn't want to pay attention to him, and pointed the back of his head at him. At this moment, a clear sound of clogs walking came over, "Sister Hongye!"

The person who came was a woman, wearing a beautiful kimono, and her hair was fixed with a wooden hairpin. "What a coincidence, you actually meet together."

Saiki Kusuo knew through telepathy that the other party was called "Ozaki Momiji".

"It happened to happen." Osamu Dazai said, "But aren't you in the interrogation room today?"

"I'm here to look for you, Dazai." Koyo Ozaki said with some distress, "The person in the interrogation room has some difficult abilities. If you block your five senses, it will be difficult for our interrogation to continue."

[Dazai's 'Disqualification in the World' can eliminate the opponent's abilities, so it's much easier to handle. 】

Hearing this telepathy, Saiki Kusuo raised his eyebrows slightly, so it turned out that the ability to nullify supernatural powers was expected, but it still surprised him a little if it was really confirmed.

In the past, Saiki Kusuo thought he was the only one with superpowers in his world, but then he met Reita Tosusu, who could see the dead and let them possess them, and a fortune-telling man with divination ability, but not yet. I have met Osamu Dazai's ability.

If you just listen to the effect, if it is the former Saiki Kusuo, there will be an urge to make the opponent into a portable pendant, but considering the opponent's black mud attribute, it is better to petrify, or find a way to shrink the opponent, such as Five centimeters of Osamu Dazai.

But now that he has a bet with the gods, his interest in Osamu Dazai has plummeted.

After all, it is impossible for him to stay in this world forever. Even if he has the ability to travel through time and space in the future, the resistance of time and space and other quantum mechanics problems, Dazai Osamu brought back without the blessing of the gods is likely to be cut into pieces , Whether it will be useful at that time is still a question.

The biggest difference this incident brought to Saiki Kusuo was probably that he didn't have to take advantage of the night to pick Dazai Osamu's belt.

"Eh? I don't want to work overtime." Dazai Osamu shook his head.

"If the working hour system is followed, wouldn't Dazai miss work today?" Ozaki Koyo smiled kindly.

Osamu Dazai turned his face away and said, "Well, since this is the case, there is nothing to do."

He turned around and planned to go to the interrogation room.

Ozaki Koyo who was behind him suddenly narrowed his eyes, twirled around his hair, and asked in a somewhat uncertain tone, "Dazai, are you bald?"

Osamu Dazai was startled, and immediately asked, "How is it possible?"

"Because the white scalp can be vaguely seen through the gaps in the bandage." Ozaki Koye replied.

This is the reason why Saiki Kusuo moved the bandage a little with his mental power. It has nothing to do with the evil desire to let everyone discover Dazai Osamu's alopecia areata. It is purely to try the specific immunity of Dazai Osamu's "disqualification in the world" scope.

He didn't directly touch Dazai Osamu's body, but touched the bandage on top of his head. It seems that direct contact with superpowers is necessary to have any effect.

No wonder telepathy would have no effect.

It should also be a passive skill, maybe it should be called a defensive skill?

Saiki Kusuo was careful enough when operating, Dazai Osamu did not notice this.

After all, he has no eyes at the back of his head, and it's normal to see a little bit of the bandages. Ozaki Koyo, who is in charge of the interrogation work, is notoriously careful, even if he shows a little bit, it's possible to be discovered.

Osamu Dazai calmed down quickly, "It should be that there is something wrong with the way I tie it. I pressed my hair into the bandage, and my scalp was exposed."

"Sister, don't just say that a boy is bald." Dazai Osamu was a little distressed, "I still want to find a woman who is willing to die for love with me."

"Really?" Koyo Ozaki nodded.

[If the hair is pressed by the bandage, this is not the pressing method. 】

[Sure enough, the boy was bald because he was squeezed too much by the leader? 】

[It would be better to replace the original gift celebrating Dazai's promotion to a cadre with an anti-hair loss shampoo. 】

Hey, hey, the more you explain, the worse it gets, Dazai-kun.

Nakahara narrowed his eyes, he jumped up suddenly, and then rushed towards Dazai Osamu, Dazai quickly dodged back, but Nakahara Chuya's target was not Dazai Osamu's body, but the bandage on his head, but It was obvious that Osamu Dazai had already foreseen this, and he continued to avoid it, his head was still tilted back, and his chin drew an arc.

Originally speaking, it was impossible for Nakahara to catch the bandage on Dazai Osamu's head with one blow, but he was not fighting alone, and there was an "invisible" Saiki Kusuo floating in the sky, and he only helped Nakahara Nakaya slightly. The hand transfer direction is faster.

His fingertips caught the bandage.

Although Nakahara Naka caught the bandage, he was a little surprised, but the battle was on the verge of breaking out, so he didn't have time to think about it, so he tore off Osamu Dazai's bandage.

It's like the heroine in a costume drama who is dressed as a woman. The actor/supporting actor ripped off the cloth on the top of his head to hide his identity, and Osamu Dazai appeared in front of them with his hair cut in slow motion. In front of the two.

There was still a successful smile on the corner of Zhongyuan Zhongya's mouth, but he immediately opened his eyes wide. The smile went up completely uncontrollably, and finally turned into a hilarious laugh.

"Hahaha, what's the matter with your hairstyle?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also laughed so exaggeratedly that tears came out, "Are you a middle school student who is still in school?"

【Hahaha, all the jokes this year have been taken over by mackerel. 】

Even Koyo Ozaki, who is as stable as Ozaki, couldn't help covering her lips with her cuff, covering her unstoppable mouth, "Actually, it suits you quite well."

Even the mafia members standing guard around looked up in shock, and then immediately lowered their heads under Dazai Osamu's majesty, but their shoulders were still shaking.

[What should I do, I really want to take a picture and send it to Moments. 】

[Seeing Mr. Dazai like this, he will die, even if he dies, he really wants to take a picture. 】

However, it was Chuya Nakahara who took the lead in taking action. He took out his mobile phone, pointed at Osamu Dazai and snapped wildly, "The mackerel looks like this, we must keep it as a souvenir."

Kicked by Osamu Dazai, hit the phone, jumped on it and stomped on it a few times, picked it up and put it in his pocket.

"Bastard, what are you doing with my phone?"

"Clear the card."

"Can this surveillance be deleted?"

"Okay, Dazai." Mori Ogai's smiling voice came from the indoor radio.

This scene has already been edited by him as an exclusive private collection.

Osamu Dazai, who already knew Mori Ogai's character, showed a loveless expression, "I'd better go into the water."

"Well, I occasionally meet such a barber." Koyo Ozaki stepped forward, patted Osamu Dazai on the shoulder and comforted him, "However, I never thought that you would go to a barber to cut your hair, Dazai."

[Very youthful. 】

Having received positive comments, Saiki Kusuo didn't think there was anything wrong with the superficial words.

"It was an accident." Osamu Dazai looked at the bandages on the ground, and then thought about whether to take out a new roll and tie it up to cover it up. Thinking of his popularity in the port mafia, he still gave himself up tied up.

He thought of the deadpan barber, sighed, and had to say, he had sacrificed too much for the port.