[Comprehensive Film and Television] I made an appointment with you at the wrong end

Who will make you make my heart connect and approachable, the voice of friendship permeates the air

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"What the hell is going on?!" Hearing what the little monkey said, Monkey King jumped up immediately.

"Second brother, don't be shy. Boys should be married and girls should be married. When your eldest brother and I are your age, children will be able to walk." Bull Demon King patted him with the attitude of someone who has come.

"We are really just good friends, I never thought about this..." Sun Wukong explained helplessly.

It’s okay not to mention it, but the Bull Demon King got angry when he said it: “You don’t even want to do anything with such a superb product by your side, is it a waste or not?”

"Do you think that I know that I miss women every day like you?!" I remembered that when I was caught by the ghost mistakenly as the Bull Demon King and taken to the Hall of Yama, the King of Yama said that the cause of the Bull Demon King's death was that he was greedy for pleasure and refused to practice martial arts diligently. The stagnation, which affects the age of Yangshou, Sun Wukong didn't say anything, "It's not that I want to say big brother, you have learned a lesson this time, and you must remember to practice hard in the future, otherwise there will be no next time." So lucky!"

"Oh, you monkey is so talkative—now that you have torn up the book of life and death, what am I afraid of?" said the Bull Demon King nonchalantly.

"The book of life and death is destroyed, it doesn't mean it can't be repaired in the future, and it doesn't mean that the creatures recorded on it can escape the catastrophe." Just when Monkey King wanted to say a few words to persuade the Bull Demon King, Lu Zhu who had finished training A sentence was inserted in the middle.

"Sister and sister, what do you mean?" Princess Iron Fan asked after following her.

Because the main problem at present is still in the book of life and death, so Lu Zhu ignored the issue of titles for the time being, but tried to explain to the people and monkeys in concise sentences: "The book of life and death is called the book of life and death because it records 'Life' and 'death'."

"The Monkey Spirit book was torn up by Wukong, which means that the monkey tribe in Huaguo Mountain has temporarily escaped from the control of the book of life and death. In this way, the [-] monkeys in Huaguo Mountain have not died since then. ', and there is no 'birth'."

"Isn't this great? From now on, those old monkey grandpas won't have to die." The little monkey who had been caught lice scratched its head in confusion.

"That's right, it's great to live forever. My monkeys and grandchildren are all so smart and smart. Even when they are old, they can still run and jump. It's a pity to die." Monkey King also looked at it with some doubts. To Lu Zhu.

"Old monkeys don't have to die. In contrast, there are no newborn monkeys." Lu Zhu looked at the little monkey who was talking seriously, and continued: "This is the way of heaven and law, otherwise flowers and fruits will die." The old monkeys on the mountain will not die, and the newborn monkeys will not die, so there will only be more and more monkeys on Huaguo Mountain—by ​​then, you now have to eat two piles of fruits a day, and the number may double in the future It has become four big piles and eight big piles; now you can live in one water curtain cave, but in the future you may need two water curtain caves or four water curtain caves to live in it..."

"If this is the case, Huaguo Mountain, Shuilian Cave, and the fruits, flowers and trees growing on the mountain simply cannot withstand the consumption of more and more monkeys, so this is the only way to go."

"That is to say, if we old guys don't die, there will be no new little monkeys in Huaguo Mountain?" The group of old monkeys headed by the monkey elder asked with trembling voices.

Think about the unborn female monkeys in the group, think about those ignorant little monkeys who don’t know the seriousness of the problem, and in this way, it’s these old guys who inadvertently robbed the lifespan of those unborn little monkeys ...

The old monkeys chattered for a while, and finally the elder monkey came out and bowed to Sun Wukong and Lu Zhu.

"My lord, we old fellows have all decided that we don't want to live forever. I beg your lord to use your magical powers and restore us to our original state!" Elder Monkey said hoarsely.

"This..." Sun Wukong looked at Elder Monkey who was kneeling and begging, and didn't know what to say for a while.

"My lord, monkeys can generally live for more than 20 to 50 years. Monkey spirits like us who have developed spiritual wisdom have a lifespan of [-] to [-] years. If we continue to practice, it can be extended... This is enough. If it is for us not to die As a result, there will be no more monkeys born in Huaguoshan, this is what we don't want to see!" Elder Monkey said more earnestly.

"Don't force the second brother, he has torn up his book of life and death, so what else can he do?" Bull Demon King sighed.

"It's not that there is no way, it's just to see if Wukong is willing to do it." Lu Zhu pondered for a moment, then said.

"What method?" Knowing that they had unintentionally caused a catastrophe, Princess Iron Fan asked repeatedly.

"That's right, tell me what you can do. My grandson is willing to do anything for the monkey grandson of Huaguo Mountain." Monkey King also hastily expressed his opinion.

Lu Zhu looked at Sun Wukong, and after getting his extremely firm eyes, he said, "The Underworld definitely doesn't want to see Huaguo Mountain in such a state of immortality. There is no movement now, but it doesn't mean that there will be no future." I will find a way to remake a book of life and death for the monkey clan... Since we all feel that it is better to restore the original state, then we can go to the underworld again and seek help from the underworld."

"Is there any mistake? We just finished making a fuss in the underworld, and now we have to go back. Isn't it embarrassing?" The Bull Demon King, who knew at a glance that he wanted to save face, immediately showed a reluctant expression.

"You poor man, you can't say that. In the final analysis, the culprit of this matter is you. If you didn't do so many things, how could we get to where we are now?" Princess Iron Fan is not as good as the Bull Demon King In terms of face, things are considered more comprehensively.

"I don't care about that much anymore, just do what you say!" Sun Wukong had a simple mind, only thinking that since the monkeys and grandchildren thought it would be better to return to the original state, then he, the king, couldn't ignore their wishes .

Just do it, with Sun Wukong's temperament of doing it when he thinks about it, after making a decision, he immediately took Lu Zhu and the Bull Demon King couple to the underworld again in a hurry.

"What are you guys doing here again?!" The judge was leading ghost messengers around to inspect the damage and estimate the cost of repairs. He suddenly saw the culprits who caused them such hard work. It's going to explode.

"Hey, don't be nervous, we're not here to make trouble this time." Sun Wukong waved his hand with a smile on his face.

Hearing Sun Wukong tell the purpose of this trip, the judge looked at the four of them suspiciously for a while, and then gritted his teeth: "Okay, you all come with me to the Palace of the King of Hell!"

Probably as a ghost of the level of Hades, after living for a long time, he has seen a lot and learned a lot. After hearing the reason why the four of them went back to the underworld, they didn't have too much suspicion, and directly brought them back to the reincarnation wheel. On the stage, Sun Wukong and Bull Demon King instill mana into the reincarnation wheel to make the reincarnation wheel repair itself.

"Even if you don't come, the reincarnation wheel will always recover slowly with the world..." Yan Wang glanced at the monkey and bull who were trying to instill mana on the stage, and his face became a little more relaxed, "But It’s rare for you to know your mistakes and correct them, which is a good thing after all.”

After talking about Sun Wukong and the Bull Demon King, Yan Wang shifted his gaze to Lu Zhu: "I went to visit Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva earlier, and he thought that you could refine Utama, so you have such a chance, and the hell will never do it again." Compete with you."

"However..." Hades hesitated to speak.

"Oh, but what are you talking about quickly!" Princess Iron Fan was impatient and hurriedly urged.

"This euphyllum was originally a flower raised by Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva in the underworld, and it once belonged to Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva." King Yan paused for a moment, and then said: "Young Epiphyllum is a flower from the sky. Its owner is auspicious and supernatural. It means that there must be a Buddha in this world..."

"And Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha once made a great wish—the hell is not empty, and he vowed not to become a Buddha. Therefore, this Utama flower belonging to him has never officially bloomed, and has been kept in the depths of the underworld."

"Since you have inherited the fate of You Epiphyllum, you will inevitably belong to a certain living Buddha in the future. I hope you will stick to your duty and listen to the teachings of Miao Yin in the future, so that you will live up to this opportunity."

After hearing Yan Wang's words, Lu Zhu subconsciously looked at Monkey King on the reincarnation wheel platform.

The future fights against Buddha.

Those who can be judged as fighting and defeating Buddha are definitely not those Buddhas who sit and hold flowers and smile every day, and everyone has known each other for a long time. From now on, Lu Zhu thinks that she can follow this Buddha who does not play cards according to common sense.

Besides, Sun Wukong is the master who can't control his own temper, and her talent after refining Ucepharum is the evangelical skills of manic patients such as tranquility and calming the nerves. The attributes of the two sides should not be too complementary.

After solving the matter of the monkey tribe in Huaguo Mountain, the Bull Demon King and his wife bid farewell to Lu Zhu and Sun Wukong, left Huaguo Mountain, and went to look for their son Hong Haier who had run away from home.

Sun Wukong is still playing with monkeys and grandchildren in the Water Curtain Cave all day long, while Lu Zhu's daily life is to cultivate his talent to soothe his mind.

Surrounded by so many lively monkeys, it is simply the best laboratory.

Monkeys are inherently unable to sit still, so it is difficult to fall asleep, and they do not sleep well when they finally fall asleep. It is rare to have a "hypnotherapist" by their side. After being helped to fall asleep by Lu Zhu, they can have a beautiful sleep. It's a little more endearing.

Especially those little monkeys, in order to be lulled to sleep by Lu Zhu, they automatically sent them to the door to be touched by the tiger. The Monkey King who was empty-handed was a little jealous: "Who is your king?"

"My lord, the elders said that we, as males, should be nice to females!" The little monkey chirped, "Isn't it normal for us to be nicer to the queen than to the king?"

"How many times have I told you that she is not your queen!" Sun Wukong held his head in distress.

"But Your Majesty, the elders say that the higher the longevity, the harder it is to conceive the next generation. If you don't have a queen now, I'm afraid I will have great-grandchildren in the future. You don't have a son yet..." The little monkeys that had grown together continued to chatter, one or two, and they all seemed to be worried about the issue of the king's heirs.

"Ahhh, I'm really going to be mad at you—" Monkey King became even more distressed, and somersaulted in the water curtain cave on the spot, "Did it rain so much recently that your monkey brains were all flooded ?”

"No, my lord, we all live in the Water Curtain Cave, and the water below the mountain can't flood here!" The little monkeys didn't understand sarcasm, and hurriedly defended themselves for the problem of water in the monkey's brain.

Chattering and chattering are better than tens of thousands of ducks in their ears.

"Although the water below the mountain can't flood here, your king still has to find out the reason." Sun Wukong touched the heads of the little monkeys one by one, and then looked at the water curtain at the entrance of the cave, which was more turbulent than usual.

In the past, the weather near Huaguo Mountain was always clear and cloudless, but there was a change in the wind and cloud a few days ago, and then followed by a torrential downpour that was rare in a century. For so many days, the torrential rain has not stopped.

Their Huaguo Mountain has a high terrain, and many places have been flooded, not to mention the villages at the foot of the mountain, which are full of victims who lost their homes due to the flood.

Most of the villagers at the foot of the mountain love the monkeys on Huaguo Mountain. When they meet them when they go up the mountain, they will feed the monkeys some food from time to time.For this reason, as the King of Huaguo Mountain, he should also take care of this matter.

"Lao Sun will go to the land today to ask for clarification!" Sun Wukong flew all the way to the land temple with Lu Zhu who was about to go down the mountain to rescue the disaster.

"You don't need to shout, I'm here!" The small earth temple at the foot of the mountain is only half the height of a person, so the figure of the earth god's illusion is also pitifully small. "It's raining so hard outside, let's talk about it when we come in."

Hearing the words, Sun Wukong plucked out two hairs on his body, and with a light blow, he turned Lu Zhu and himself into the size of a palm, and flew into the earth temple.

"You don't need to ask any more, I know what you want to ask." Land waved his hands at the two of them, "Let me tell you, the change of weather and floods this time are all because of a magic weapon in the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea. To find its owner..."

"What sharp weapon?" Sun Wukong probed over.

"It is the Tianhe Dingdi Shenzhen Iron that Dayu used to control the water, commonly known as the Dinghai God Needle. It is extremely powerful, and now he wants to break through the ground to find its owner, which has caused the rivers and seas to be turned upside down, and the sun and the moon are dark..." Land Ramblingly explained.

"No way, a piece of rotten iron will make it like this, isn't it the East China Sea Dragon Palace, okay!" Sun Wukong was about to leave as soon as he got angry, he jumped up and remembered something, and hurriedly turned back to tell the land, asking the land to help take care of it Lu Zhu.

"This is real!" After explaining the land, Monkey King jumped up again and disappeared into the sky in an instant.

Lu Zhu has refined the Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva's Utama, and he has half a foot in the Buddhist gate. In addition to practicing, he goes down the mountain to help the poor people accumulate merit, so he is somewhat familiar with this land.

Hearing that Lu Zhu came down the mountain this time to rescue the victims, the land opened the door to convenience. Not only did it provide a map of the location of the victims who were trapped nearby, but it also cast a spell on her to avoid water, so that she could stay in the area temporarily. Walk above the flood, and take the victims trapped by the flood to a safe place to avoid disaster.

With the help of the land, in half a day, Lu Zhu sent all the trapped victims nearby to the high ground that could not be flooded.

She was saving people here, and Sun Wukong, who went to the East China Sea Dragon Palace to solve the problem, probably was not idle. After a while, the torrential rain that had lasted for many days began to gradually decrease.

Cao Zijian, who brought a convoy to the Southland for disaster relief, looked up at the bright sunshine, and the boulder that had been pressing on his heart for a long time seemed to loosen a lot.

Due to his personality, he doesn't have much ambition to fight for hegemony, nor can he ignore brotherhood in order to succeed to the throne; sending love to writing and traveling in mountains and rivers has always been his long-cherished wish.

But he doesn't argue, and it doesn't mean he doesn't know many things.

When he hurried back home, the peerless beauty in the portrait in his memory had already faded away like her short-lived name, because the Cui family was too obvious to stand in line.

Occasionally, I got a few points of her demeanor from a few words in other people's mouths. The Hebei beauty Zhen Mi, who was taken back to live in Cao's house by her father Cao Cao as the daughter of an old friend and who was as famous as her, was destined to meet her in the past. Get over it.

Zhen Mi's recollection is full of praise for Cui Jia Youtan, and he is equally yearning to hear it.

I only hate God's will to trick people, because of fate, we will never see each other again.

The carriage suddenly bumped.

"Thank you Fairy for saving me! Thank you Fairy for saving me!" Before Cao Zijian lifted the curtain to ask questions, there were voices of thanks from the victims and exclamations from the guards outside.

Cao Zijian suddenly lifted the curtains of the carriage, and saw the direction where the victims kneeled and worshiped, and a peerless beauty walked on the waves above the rolling flood.

The light and shadow flickered, the flowing water rushed, and the dust of the secular world was full of sorrow, but she was the only one who was still graceful and beautiful, and she was chasing after the shadows of flowers in her steps, which was exactly in line with the short-lived illusion of blooming pearls and hibiscus.

"There are beauties in the southern country, and their beauty is like peaches and plums..." The boulder that had been suppressed in my heart for a long time seemed to fall into the rushing water along with this indescribably beautiful illusion.

When the water falls, the stone emerges, and the emotion comes out, and the poem is completed.

"Looking up at the end of the year, the glory is hard to hold on for long." The carriage stopped long ago, but Cao Zijian, who was splashing ink, refused to stop.

Another gust of wind blew up, and the white paper on which the poems were written was like a plain butterfly, chasing the beauty away.

Sun Wukong, who subdued Dinghai Shenzhen into Ruyi Golden Cudgel, came back from the Dragon Palace in the East China Sea. On the way, he saw Lu Zhu holding a piece of white paper and muttering in a low voice: "There are beautiful women in the southern country, and their beauty is like peaches and plums..."

"It's really well written! It really is a rare talent in the world!" Lu Zhu was highly praised: he is indeed a talented protagonist, and he can blow rainbow farts, which is really unmatched.

That smiling face is very dazzling to look at.

Sun Wukong suddenly remembered the words that the Bull Demon King told himself before he left: the flowers at home are grown, if you don’t do it, sooner or later someone else will do it, and then it’s too late for you to cry!Like me, although I regret marrying a tigress now, but when the tigress was still a delicate flower... In short, it must be right to act first!

"What's the matter, isn't it just a compliment, I, a monkey, can do it too." Before Lu Zhu could respond, Monkey King recalled the scene of a monkey singing a folk song courtship that he had seen before, and sang at the top of his throat: "Hey ~ pretty girl, pretty girl, I love you..."

Lu Zhu: ... Is this the difference between a literary talent and a funny monkey?

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感谢在2020-08-1106:00:00~2020-08-1306:00:00期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!

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Let me tell you a piece of cute news, that is, I finally signed a contract successfully~!In the future, the review should not be as slow as before^_^

However, because I have responsibilities after signing the contract, I am now in the state of double-publishing two articles, and the other article should be a short and medium article of about 20 words. I will try my best to update it there, and it will be relatively slow here. It may be temporarily changed to twice a week, and it will be updated on Wednesday and Sunday _(:з」∠)_, but please rest assured that this article is for love and will not be included in V. Probably this There are still about 50 words left in the article, and it may take a little longer to look like four or five worlds, but it will definitely end~!

Thanks to everyone's hard work for today's results, thank you very much for your support, here I will also sing a beautiful girl, beautiful girl, I love you, and send it to everyone~(づ￣3￣)づ

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