[Comprehensive Film and Television] I made an appointment with you at the wrong end

Intoxicated with this mortal world, how attractive, can you convey my heart

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"Tell me, what did you mean when you sang that song to me last time?" Lu Zhu looked at Furry on the swing in front of him with a smile.

"I've said it many times, but I think monkeys are no worse than humans, and if he knows it, we will too!" Sun Wukong seemed to be annoyed, holding his head in distress and groaning a few times before explaining .

"Really?" Lu Zhu leaned over.

"Really!" Seeing Lu Zhu approaching, Monkey King flipped off the swing in a hasty somersault.

At this time, a little monkey grabbed his hand: "My lord, that's not right, we heard you dreaming last night, barking a lot of noises."

"You... you all got it wrong!" Sun Wukong, relying on his monkey hair to cover his scorching face, had a stubborn attitude, "What I called last night...was melon! Guagua! After the water recedes, there will soon be watermelons to eat!"

After struggling to finish this sentence, Monkey King quickly jumped outside and squatted under the shade of a tree.

Elder Monkey, who was resting under the tree, saw that the person who came was his king, and was about to get up, but was held down by Monkey King: "No need to get up, I just came out to get some air."

"That's right, those little monkeys inside are really too naughty." Hearing this, Elder Monkey shook his head and sighed, as if he had lingering fears about it.

It doesn't know the art of immortality like their kings do. It is full of energy and plays with the little monkey every day. When it gets older, it has less activities. Occasionally, after playing with the little monkey in the water curtain cave for a while, it has to come out to hide. Rest in the woods, or you'll be sick from exhaustion.

It's just that he didn't expect that his vigorous king was tossed away by these naughty little monkeys.

"Elder Monkey, don't get me wrong, I really came out to rest, I like little monkeys very much." Sun Wukong explained inside.

"Then, hurry up and have a baby with the future queen. Although you have great magic power and can live forever, it is always a rare pleasure to have your own little monkey." The monkey elder pushed the boat smoothly.

"Huahua and I really didn't... Well, I don't know what to say. Ever since I sang to her, I can almost see her every night in my dreams..." Monkey King rested his chin in distress.

"Isn't this what human beings say, 'Thinking every day, dreaming at night'! Your Majesty, you are not too young, it's normal to think about spring, I've seen it a lot!" Known and knowledgeable, "It's not me. When the old monkeys on Huaguo Mountain started to look for a partner, they are what you are now, King, not bad at all!"

"But I'm a monkey, and she's a human being. How can this be confused?" Sun Wukong was a little puzzled.

"My lord, you are wrong to say that!" The monkey elder took up the posture of an elder rarely, and taught earnestly: "Your eldest brother, the bull demon king and the iron fan princess, are not the combination of a bull demon and a human? Could it be that we monkey and Is there a greater gap between human beings than cow demons and human beings?"

Seeing that Sun Wukong was already looking like "you are so reasonable and I am speechless", Elder Monkey was about to continue to add fire, saying a few more words to persuade his king to give birth to an heir as soon as possible, A monkey suddenly ran over in a hurry.

"Your Majesty! Your Majesty! An old man with a white beard named Taibai Jinxing came to see you and said he was sent by the Heavenly Court. He is a fairy!" The monkey ran over and shouted.

Sun Wukong got excited when he heard that, he quickly jumped up from under the tree, followed the monkey who notified him and ran back to the entrance of the Water Curtain Cave, and pulled Taibai Jinxing who was talking to Lu Zhu: "Come on, come on, let's go!" Sit down first!"

"I want to ask you, how tall is the sky today? Do all gods wear white clothes, white robes, and white socks like you, and also have white beards and white hair..." Monkey King squatted on the Taibai Jinxing curiously. Touch left and right.

As soon as Sun Wukong appeared as a curious monkey, the group of little monkeys in the Water Curtain Cave no longer imitated Lu Zhu's polite way of talking to Taibai Jinxing just now.One or two, all of them learned Sun Wukong's groping method, and Taibai Jinxing, who was sitting on the stone bench, fumbled curiously, pulling his beard, hair, and clothes.

From Lu Zhu's perspective, Taibai Jinxing seemed to have been submerged in a sea of ​​furry.

"Immortals, there are all kinds of gods, some are childlike and white-haired, and some are young and enlightened..." Taibai Jinxing struggled in the furry surroundings, while explaining his problem to Monkey King, "I am here this time to serve According to the will of the Jade Emperor, I asked you and your friends to go to the Heavenly Court to be appointed."

"Professed? What do you do in heaven?" Sun Wukong's words immediately exposed his cultural level again.

"Be an official." Taibai Jinxing said kindly.

"Being an official?!" Sun Wukong was excited when he heard the words, and he turned around and called Lu Zhu, "We are going to be officials in the heavenly court!"

"Yes, Taibai Jinxing told me just now that the Dragon King of the East China Sea went to heaven to sue you because you took away the Dinghaishenzhen, but it happened that the king of hell came to report the recent situation in the underworld..." Lu Zhu smiled and helped explain Said: "Yan Wangnian said good things for us because he knew his mistakes before us and could correct them. Therefore, when the Jade Emperor learned that there were two rookies with successful cultivation in Huaguo Mountain, he specially sent Taibai Jinxing down and called us to worship in the court of heaven. Give Xianlu."

"Give it to me, give it to me!" Amidst the cheers of a group of monkeys, Monkey King reached out to get the scroll in Taibai Jinxing's hand.

"Sun Wukong, to receive the order, you have to kneel down and salute. This is etiquette." Being entangled by such a naughty big monkey, Taibai Jinxing hastily grasped the scroll.

"Oh, I got it!" Sun Wukong hurriedly greeted Lu Zhu and the monkey grandchildren to kneel down, looking like a playful monkey who had just had new fun.

After getting the scroll of Taibai Jinxing and saying goodbye to the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain, Lu Zhu and Monkey King followed Taibai Jinxing to the heaven.

According to the instructions of the scroll, Sun Wukong was awarded the position of Bi Mawen, in charge of the imperial horse supervisor; while Lu Zhu got the title of Fairy Youtan according to his name, and went to the Pantao Garden to take care of the Pantao tree with the fairy in the heaven.

"The Jade Emperor has four characters, and Bi Mawen has three characters, so I should be a senior official! But the fairy only has two characters..." Sun Wukong counted his fingers, and he comforted Lu Zhu in awe-inspiring manner, "It doesn't matter, the old grandson will do it later. Will cover you!"

Seeing his happy look, Lu Zhu couldn't bear to tell the truth that Bi Mawen and her fairy titles were actually of the same rank.

If Sun Wukong knew now that he was just a groom and she was a small laborer doing chores, he would probably be blown up on the spot, and he would definitely never have a happy time with other gods in the heavenly court.

In fact, if Bi Mawen's rank was not too low, this kind of job of taking care of the fairy horse without too much contact with other gods would be a good job for Sun Wukong, a simple monkey with a childlike innocence.

That is to say, a newcomer like Lu Zhu, who is able to bend and stretch, can endure some old-fashioned gods who follow the rules. If it is replaced by the escaping Monkey King, he is afraid that the world will be turned upside down if he can't stay for a moment.

Of course, not all the gods in the Heavenly Court are like this. For example, the Eight Immortals, Yuelao, Zaojun and other gods have a kinder temperament. I don’t know how much I like him when I face the cute and lively Monkey King in a red official robe. Soon it became a bunch of games.

Outside of working hours, this group of guys made an appointment to drink and have fun at the Yumajian Mansion, laughing and laughing constantly.

In contrast, the group of female fairies on Lu Zhu's side had a more peaceful atmosphere. There was no agitation among civil servants and generals above the court who looked down on each other, but they cared and loved the newcomers.

When he is free during the day, Lu Zhu will leave the vicinity of the Pantao Garden and go to the Yumajian Mansion to play.

Should it be said that monkeys can't change their playful nature no matter where they go?As soon as you enter the gate, the sound has arrived before anyone sees it.

"La la oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh, oh oh, do you know what's on my mind? Drinking likes to have a lot of people..." A drunk monkey in red clothes jumped out holding the wine shop, and sang and slapped her. Pulled into the hall.

"How much did you drink?" Lu Zhu asked helplessly.

"Not much, just two chengs!" Sun Wukong's eyes were slightly drunk, and his tone couldn't hide his joy, "It's rare that you came to play together, look at me... hiccup!"

"I'm convinced!" Lu Zhu couldn't help laughing at the dazed look he hiccupped halfway through his speech and then forgot the second half.

However, although Sun Wukong's words are not very good, his actions are first-rate-since he can't go on talking, he will use actions to express his welcome!

With a random movement of the heart, the red shadow let go of Lu Zhu's hand. He performed several somersaults nimbly and lightly, and then performed Drunken Monkey Fist in the open space among the crowd...

That figure was unrestrained and unrestrained, with a hazy unrestrained look in his eyes, Lu Zhu clapped his hands again and again: "Okay!"

It's a pity that such happy time is only available at night when there is no work. During the day, Lu Zhu still has to stay in the peach garden to take care of the peach trees.

"Sister Youtan, the Queen Mother asked me to inform you that after taking care of this flat peach tree, I will go to the Queen Mother's Mansion." A fairy who is also guarding the flat peach garden called Lu Zhu.

"Okay, I got it, thank you, sister." Most of the female fairies are called sisters, and Lu Zhu, the latest newcomer, naturally all female fairies can be called sisters.

After finishing the work at hand, she came to the Queen Mother's mansion. After the report was completed, the Queen Mother ordered Lu Zhujin to meet her.

"How is it? Are you still used to it during this period of time?" The Queen Mother, as the head of the female immortals, first cared about Lu Zhu's recent situation.

After receiving a round of reply from Lu Zhu who was neither humble nor overbearing, the Queen Mother was quite satisfied.

After confirming that the little fairy in front of her is someone who can take care of things, the queen mother was relieved and continued to ask: "I heard that you and Bi Mawen Sun Wukong are good friends?"

"Yes, he and I have known each other since we were very young, and then something happened to me, so I left Yecheng by feigning death, and stayed at Wukong's Huaguo Mountain." Lu Zhu replied.

"Then when you were in Yecheng, did you go to Taoshan Mountain not far outside the city?" The Queen Mother didn't wait for Lu Zhu to answer, she continued on her own, "I checked your past, you once rescued the great fairy Fairy Xueliang dies."

"The Queen Mother..." Lu Zhu raised his vigilance.

"You don't have to be so nervous." The queen mother smiled kindly, and patted Lu Zhu's hand lightly, "Fairy Xueliang was originally a fairy under the constellation of Xingjun on duty. She was in charge of falling snow and frost in the mortal world. To go down to the earth and combine with mortals in private, you should be trapped in Taoshan and meditate on your own mistakes."

"However, considering that her son, Erlang God, has devoted himself to fighting demons and defending Taoism for many years, Heavenly Court also intends to release her after Erlang God has accumulated a hundred thousand merits." The queen mother sighed again, " It's a pity that Fairy Xueliang's old wounds accumulated in her early years and became ill, Taoshan is bitterly cold, how can she endure it?"

"These osmanthus are very beneficial to her body. I want you to go to the Yumajian to borrow a fairy horse to go down to earth and give these osmanthus to Fairy Xueliang." The Queen Mother said.

"But why not let Zhenjun Erlang go by himself?" Lu Zhu asked puzzled.

"The Jade Emperor has an order that they can only meet once a year on April [-]th, and the other female immortals must have relevant orders to go to the Yumajian to borrow a fairy horse before they can go down to earth alone..." The Queen Mother looked at Lu Zhu, "Only if you know Bi Mawen well, you can lend the fairy horse in private."

"Don't look at Erlang God who has always been serious, but in fact he was not like this before. These years, in order to save Xueliang and leave Taoshan after accumulating merits, he will become the appearance in the eyes of the gods who loves success, loves fame and fortune."

"Newcomers are always easy to be picked on. If you have the favor of taking care of Xueliang, if something goes wrong and it falls into the hands of Erlang God, it will be much easier to talk about."

It has to be said that the queen mother's words are really good. On the one hand, she is moving with emotion, and on the other hand, she is also tempting. It is really difficult for Lu Zhu to resist this errand.

He went to the Yumajian and borrowed a gentle fairy horse from Monkey King, and told Monkey King that she was going down to earth to carry out the secret mission of the Queen Mother. After letting Monkey King keep the secret, Lu Zhu rode the fairy horse to Taoshan.

"Two...it's you again?" Sensing the immortal energy descending on Taoshan, Fairy Xueliang appeared from the mountain wall.

Seeing that the person who came was Lu Zhu, Fairy Xueliang's expression darkened, and she felt a little relieved: "Congratulations, you have become a fairy so soon."

When I saw this kind-hearted little girl for the first time that day, she had a faint light of merits and virtues composed of good deeds and accumulated virtues on her body.

It's just that I didn't expect to see her become a fairy so soon.

Lu Zhu smiled, and briefly told Fairy Xueliang the reason why she was granted the title of Xianlu, which caused Fairy Xueliang to sigh: "It was the same way back then."

The Heavenly Court has always been like this, and when encountering difficult bones, it will first call for security, and summon the great monsters who have successfully cultivated to the Heavenly Court to grant them titles.Just like Erlang God Yang Jian who planned to split the mountain to save his mother in order to save himself, and fought with the heavenly soldiers and generals for a long time. In the end, in order to avoid too many casualties, he was recruited by the heavenly court to become a general.

For 800 years, Yang Jian fought in the north and south to serve the Heavenly Court, only to save her irresponsible mother through meritorious deeds.

Hearing what Fairy Xueliang said, Lu Zhu also understood that the Erlang God here is not the legendary little sage of Guanjiangkou who listens to the tune but does not listen to the announcement, but the existence of the judicial god who maintains the law and order in the heavenly court.

"Fairy Xueliang, you don't have to worry too much. The Queen Mother intended to let you out a long time ago, but because of the rules and regulations, I can only wait patiently." Lu Zhu opened the box and passed bunches of osmanthus to the top, "These It was the Osmanthus osmanthus that the Queen Mother asked me to bring to you, it is very beneficial to your body, you should take good care of your body, and after Zhenjun Erlang has completed his meritorious deeds, you can reunite mother and child."

"Thank you." Fairy Xueliang glanced at Lu Zhu gratefully, and when she was about to say some words of gratitude, she suddenly felt a strange feeling, and hurriedly let Lu Zhu hide behind the mountain, "The Jade Emperor ordered me to stay here Meditate on your own past, and all the immortals are not allowed to visit, you should hide quickly!"

It's a pity that a young fairy like Lu Zhu, no matter how fast he moves, is still not as good as a veteran general of the Heavenly Court.

Lu Zhu could vaguely feel the chill of the three-pointed and two-edged knife between his neck and neck, Lu Zhu managed to steady his mind and looked at the person coming.

"Master, it's the little flower fairy who was enshrined with Monkey King." Xiao Tianquan moved his nose, and quickly confirmed Lu Zhu's identity.

Thinking that he was not feeling well due to the recurrence of his mother's recent old injury, he thought of coming secretly to deliver the medicine, but he didn't expect that there was an immortal nearby... Erlang Shen's expression darkened.

"If she tells her that the master didn't come here on April [-]th, I'm afraid Fairy Xueliang..." Xiao Tiangou was also in a dilemma.

"Erlang, don't be rude!" Just as Lu Zhu and Erlang God were confronting each other, Fairy Xue Liang, who had subconsciously turned back into a green dragon, finally confirmed the identity of the visitor, and hurriedly appeared to stop her son.

Hearing from Fairy Xueliang that Lv Zhuyuan was secretly sent by the Queen Mother to deliver the medicine, Erlang Shen quickly withdrew his weapon and cupped his hands apologetically: "Yang Jian was rude for a while, please forgive me."

The Xiaotian dog also hurriedly whined a few times, trying to help the owner to apologize.

Seeing Xiaotiangou's funny face that pretended to be obedient while looking fierce, Lu Zhu couldn't stop laughing: "It's nothing, it's just a misunderstanding, I didn't take it to heart."

"It's still dangerous to act this time. In short, Yang Jian will never forget the kindness of the fairy. If there is a need for Yang Jian in the future, Yang Jian will do his best!" If the drug matter is found out, he will be punished, Erlang Shen hastily clasped his fists again to assure him.

With such a promise from Erlang God, Lu Zhu's life in the Heavenly Court will be much more carefree.

Especially in the past, when playing with Sun Wukong, if they met some gods who inspected etiquette, both of them would have to be scolded like elementary school students who were found by the class teacher to be playing secretly and not studying; Covered with a message, and when I meet those "head teachers", I just hold back a smile and watch them helplessly and aggrievedly choose to turn a blind eye.

At that time, Lu Zhu didn't tell Sun Wukong the truth, he only said that he had a secret mission, so he went down secretly, so Sun Wukong didn't know the real situation, and said that these gods in charge were all right, no matter his monkey temper or something, Lu Zhu was provoked again. I snickered.

On this day, Monkey King had a rare chance to go down to earth for a walk, and he brought back a pot of rare monkey wine from Huaguo Mountain.

When he came back, it happened that Lu Zhu was finishing work, so Monkey King took Lu Zhu to find Yuelao, intending to invite these immortal friends to the Yumajian Mansion for drinking and having fun together.

"Yuelao! There is wine to drink! This is the first-class wine brewed from the authentic Huaguoshan Shuiliandong spring water!" Monkey King jumped into Yuelao's mansion with a jug, and was almost caught by the scroll on the ground. He stumbled and quickly turned two somersaults before he regained his footing.

"Oh, Bi Mawen, even if you are super first-class, I don't have time to accompany you now. You can go to Taibai Jinxing and the Eight Immortals." The disheveled Yue Lao emerged from the messy pile of books, distressed, "I There's still a lot to do here..."

"What are you doing? Did you change your career to write Spring Festival couplets? You are a Yuelao, what are you doing writing so many characters?" Monkey King asked curiously.

"Well, this is the story of Marshal Tianpeng's marriage. Ever since his private love for Chang'e violated the rules of heaven, he was demoted to the mortal world. He has to go through thousands of loves before he can return to his position..." Yuelao looked like he was suffering from Calvin. .

"Wow, Qianshi, wouldn't it be worth it?" Monkey King was also surprised.

"Isn't it just that, after Marshal Tianpeng was demoted to the mortal world, the Jade Emperor asked me to arrange an evil fate for him in every life, and now I have just finished the 320th sixth life... It really made me rack my brains and exhaust my guts! Holding the long scroll, Yuelao sighed, "Is this punishing him or me..."

"Is it so difficult? Let me see!" Before Yuelao could refuse, Monkey King snatched the scroll, and dexterously turned over and sat on the bookshelf. A 80-year-old maid, willing to return to vulgarity, was finally beaten to death with sticks... a little ridiculous hahaha!"

Watching the moon looked over with a dark face, Sun Wukong held back a smile: "Okay, continue, the 250th, the executioner fell in love with a death row prisoner on the execution ground, and would rather kill himself than save his sweetheart, and finally die together... Haha Haha Naixian, you!"

"The 320th sixth, infatuated beggar..."

Sun Wukong watched and laughed, finally stopped for a while, and saw that Lu Zhu was helping to pack up the scattered scrolls, he couldn't help but asked in doubt: "What's the matter, don't you think it's funny?"

"It's funny, but I can't laugh." Lu Zhu lowered his eyes and put the packed books on the table.

Unlike Sun Wukong, who only knows how to laugh when he reads these stories in a ignorant way, for Lu Zhu, there is no moment that can make her feel the horror of the difference between immortals and mortals more than this moment-all your unforgettable heartbreaks, it turns out... ...It's nothing more than the gossip and jokes of other people's gossip.

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感谢在2020-08-1302:25:25~2020-08-1702:02:16期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the shallow water bomb: Hatake Aoki 1;

Thanks to the little angels who threw the landmines: 6 empty ones; 25769073 oceana, Xiali, 1, Ye Qingning, Socialist Hao, Jujia Xiaoqinglong, Wei'an Xiaoxiong, Mozun;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：炖肉的猫26瓶；南乔桃夭、知子莫如鱼鸟君20瓶；lovingGD10瓶；汉子本人6瓶；洛水5瓶；25769073、西弗1瓶；

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