[Comprehensive Film and Television] I made an appointment with you at the wrong end

There may have been a few similar dreams in time and space

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"Sun Wukong?!" With this familiar mantra, Lu Zhu already understood the true identity of the person who caught him—or the monkey, without witnessing it with his own eyes.

Then the soft white sticky thing under his body must be somersaulting cloud.

"I've been calling you for so long, why are you only showing up now!" Lu Zhu raised his life-saving hair and made an angry look.

"I just practiced the spell to get out of the customs..." Monkey King defended a sentence, and then added: "After I left the customs, I went to the school to visit my old classmates, and then I met my master Bodhi Patriarch. Gave me somersaulting clouds... After that, I heard your call from the sky, and rushed over immediately."

"Forget you!" Lu Zhu tapped him lightly, and then simply told his recent situation.

"So, you can't go home now, right?" Monkey King couldn't help asking when Lu Zhu said that she had jumped off a cliff and died in the eyes of others.

"That's right, if I appear in front of the world again, no matter if it's my family or others... it will be very troublesome." Lu Zhu sighed.

Cao Cao secretly sent people to deal with her in order to warn and suppress the Cui family who stood too obviously in line. If it was a normal troubled time, Lu Zhu would be able to show him a return of the king's revenge mode immediately after he escaped from death.However, this is the world of Journey to the West where there are gods and monsters, so the little bit of power and vain reputation in the mundane world is not very attractive to people.

After all, when the time passes and the last year is gone, all the old people are turned into a bowl of loess, but you are still as beautiful as before, and all the grievances and enmities in the past will look back like a passing cloud.

Vision and level are no longer on the same level, so naturally I don't have that caressing heart.

"I'm homeless now, my good friend, can you take me in?" Lu Zhu finally asked.

"Don't worry, I was just told by the master to let me go out alone in the future!" Sun Wukong patted Lu Zhu generously, "Although my grandson doesn't have any riches and valuables in the world, but the words of Huaguoshan—you love me!" Stay as long as you want!"

With the promise of the Monkey King, Lu Zhu, who was not worried about where to go, followed him back to the sky above Huaguo Mountain with somersaulting clouds.

"Look, that group is my monkey grandchildren..." Sun Wukong used to pretend to be a little monkey when he said that he had a lot of monkey grandchildren. It was a sense of old-fashioned humor. Now the little monkey has grown into a big monkey, watching When the moving team below talked about their children and grandchildren, it was a bit more loving and pampering.

Before Lu Zhu could take a closer look, Monkey King next to him suddenly jumped off the somersault cloud, angrily attacking the figure at the front of the team.

A few attacks knocked down the leader figure, and Sun Wukong picked up a little monkey that jumped towards him: "Why is it so useless, the king is not here, you were caught by the little goblins outside ?”

The little monkey yelled at him a few times.

"By the way, I forgot to go back to my hometown. I want to talk about monkeys!" Sun Wukong nodded suddenly, and while holding the little monkey, he looked back at Lu Zhu who jumped down from the somersault cloud.

"But I won't say it." Lu Zhu was at a loss.

"Don't worry." Sun Wukong hugged the little monkey and explained as he walked: "I'll use the telepathy technique in 72 changes in a while to teach them to speak human language—hey, little monkey, tell everyone that the old grandson is back!"

Since Sun Wukong used telepathy to teach all the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain to speak human language, the communication problem that Lu Zhu was worried about before was solved.Moreover, according to Sun Wukong, after teaching the monkeys how to speak human language, from now on, people will know what the monkeys want. Firstly, they will not be bullied by others, and secondly, even if they go out to make a living, It will also be easier, without having to guess everything.

Eating the fruits brought by the monkeys, Lu Zhu looked up and saw Sun Wukong was surrounded by a group of monkeys, and fell to his king's stone bed: "I always feel very comfortable when I return to my place! But why... Feel like my bed is getting smaller?"

"Of course, my lord, you were young when you went out to learn spells, but now that you have grown up, the bed will naturally become smaller." The aged monkey elder explained.

"My lord, you have been away for so long, we miss you so much!" another young monkey shouted.

"Don't dare to say, how could you be bullied by other goblins to come to your house? Are the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain so useless?!" Monkey King pretended to be angry.

"My lord, if you are not here, we will be bullied!" The little monkey who was carried back by Monkey King also started to shout.

"Hahaha, you are so good at talking, who taught you?" Sun Wukong was very happy when he heard this sentence, he touched the head of the little monkey who was talking, and then he took the little monkey to sit on the swing and dangle.

His character has always been that he likes to help the weak and listen to good things. Otherwise, Lu Zhu would not have succeeded in coming to Huaguo Mountain to eat and live here by selling misery and friendship.

"My lord, a big monster came here last month. He said that the place is warm in winter and cool in summer, so he arrested us and built a fox temple!" File a complaint.

"Who is so bold to act wild in my Huaguo Mountain! And build a fox temple, I will build a tomb for him!" Monkey King exploded when he heard it, and jumped off the swing.

Before the words fell, there was a shaking in the water curtain cave, and then there was a dull roar like an old cow from outside: "Which beast is so bold, dare to hurt my men?!"

"I'll go out to meet the guys outside for a while, you stay here obediently." After Sun Wukong instructed, he stared sharply in the direction of the source of the sound outside, and turned over with a somersault.

However, monkeys don't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement. Monkey King just flew out, and Lu Zhu, who was standing at the entrance of the cave watching the battle, was surrounded by a group of furry.

"Who are you?" Now that the king, Monkey King, is away, the interest of the elder monkey and the monkeys has instantly shifted to the newcomer Lu Zhu, the new pig.

"I'm a good friend of your king." Lu Zhu took the opportunity to touch the head of the little monkey who crowded in front of her in order to watch the battle in a wider range, and the fluffy touch felt great.

No wonder Monkey King likes to lick the monkey's head so much.

Since the little monkey's head feels so good, I don't know how the Monkey King's head feels...

Lu Zhu's thoughts diverged, temporarily ignoring the group of fuzzy people who were discussing what a good friend is.

Occasionally looking up, Monkey King is still fighting fiercely in the air with the big monster who came to find bad luck.

Not long after, the big monster must have suffered from fighting in the air, so it flew down to the ground, and its figure gradually bulged up like it was inflated.

"Why is this trick so familiar?" Sun Wukong was taken aback looking at this scene, recalling the bull spirit classmate when he was learning spells in the school...

"Bull Demon King, it's me! Monkey boy!" Monkey King shouted, his stature also shrunk.

In the common saying, "Monkey" means a monkey. When Sun Wukong was studying, he was described as a small boy. Most of the students in the school called him Monkey Boy, and he was rarely called Monkey King, the name given by the Bodhi Patriarch.

Immediately, there was no target to attack, and the big monster Bull Demon King charged towards Sun Wukong full of energy, crashed straight into the ground, and was half buried by the loess of Huaguo Mountain in an instant.

After Sun Wukong took the monkeys and monkey grandchildren to dig out the Bull Demon King and brought him back to Shuilian Cave, he jokingly complained: "If your bullish temper hasn't changed for so many years, I really wouldn't recognize you. "

"Three years old and eighty, you are not as naughty as before!" Bull Demon King rubbed his forehead angrily, but looked at Lu Zhu who was sitting beside the stone table, "She is..."

"The 'Hua Hua' I often mentioned to you before, my good friend!" Sun Wukong applied Lu Zhu's words graciously, "She has nowhere to go recently, so she stayed here in Huaguo Mountain."

Lu Zhu blinked towards them.

"I just can't remember your name. Isn't it nice to be called Huahua?" Monkey King looked over aggrieved.

"Whatever you want." Lu Zhu picked up a piece of watermelon and ignored the two of them.

"By the way, how is sister-in-law?" Sun Wukong asked when he remembered that when he went to school to visit his old classmates, he heard from the old classmates that the Bull Demon King and Princess Iron Fan's puppy love was driven away by Master Bodhi Patriarch.

"What else can I do, women, stay at home and take care of the children." Bull Demon King replied.

"It's not easy, you even have a child, congratulations!" Sun Wukong was very happy when he heard that, and he took his fluffy tail to provoke the loose hair of the Bull Demon King.

"Don't mention it, that red boy has a very bad temper, just like his mother..." Bull Demon King got up and spun around in annoyance.

Sun Wukong chased after him flicking his long tail: "Isn't this great? You have character. You have been chasing Princess Iron Fan for so many years, don't you just want to be where you are today?"

"Oh, I used to be young and never seen the world, so I thought the unruly princess in Sanxingdong Academy was the best... Who knew that this world is so big!" said the Bull Demon King.

"What does that mean, big brother?" Sun Wukong sworn brothers with the Bull Demon King when he was studying.

"You haven't been in the tomb, how do you know it's dark!" Bull Demon King said angrily.

"It doesn't matter, when you move here another day and we become neighbors, you can slowly teach me to dig graves!" Monkey King continued.

Hearing Sun Wukong's words, the Bull Demon King subconsciously glanced at Lu Zhu, and then looked back at him suspiciously: "When did I say I was going to move here?"

"Aren't you going to build two temples here and bring Honghaier and Auntie to live here?" Sun Wukong asked suspiciously.

"Of course not. Master often teaches us to be smart and brave. I see that your sister-in-law is very hard to do housework alone, so I want to find someone to come back to help her..." Bull Demon King was rather dissatisfied Complained, "It's a good thing for a man to be fraternal, but what are three wives and four concubines?"

"Who knew that she would be furious on the spot, but I've already agreed..." The Bull Demon King sat on the swing with a helpless expression.

Sun Wukong grabbed the ropes of the swing and squinted at the Bull Demon King: "Do you want to hide the beauty from the golden house, my sister-in-law?"

"Do I need to hide it from her?! I'm the head of the family!" The Bull Demon King straightened his waist and finished this sentence, then bent down and slumped his shoulders to grab another rope of the swing, "It's just for Taking care of the overall situation, family and everything is going well, I have no choice but to hide it from her first, and when she thinks it over, I will explain it to her, alas, I really worked hard..."

"That's right, sister-in-law is knowledgeable about books and etiquette, she should be sensible." Sun Wukong looked a little confused, swinging on the swing and stretching his feet, about to swing towards the Bull Demon King.

"It's hard for your sister-in-law to understand the truth, how can you be so obedient and quiet..." The Bull Demon King took Monkey King's foot casually and patted it, "Second brother, don't talk about this, I just fought with you, your Kung fu has improved a lot, what powerful spells have you learned in the past few years?"

"It's just a deception, 72 changes, how can it compare to your real kung fu with real materials?" Monkey King said with a smile.

"How about this, let's have a competition to see whose spell is better?" Bull Demon King suggested.

"I don't dare to talk about how powerful I am. I will learn two tricks from my elder brother." Sun Wukong collapsed on the stone table in front of Lu Zhu, raised his head slightly, and his whole body has become the appearance of the Bull Demon King.

"Thank you, thank you." The Bull Demon King shook his head, and in a blink of an eye he became Monkey King.

At this time, a little monkey ran in, grabbed the Bull Demon King who looked like Monkey King and reported: "My lord, there is a woman with a fan outside who keeps fanning our brothers. It's so fierce... We have so many brothers." All hurt..."

"Holding a fan? Princess Iron Fan?" Sun Wukong, who looked like a Bull Demon King, was suddenly excited, jumped off the stone table, and was about to go out of the cave.

The Bull Demon King immediately jumped up and blocked his way.

"Brother, stop playing, I'll pick up my sister..." Before Sun Wukong could finish his sentence, he was robbed by the Bull Demon King.

"There are two brothers in this life, and there is no next life. This time you really want to help the elder brother!" The Bull Demon King touched his acupoints, "That tigress went crazy and didn't recognize her relatives. It's okay, let her give her two punches." After two hours, your acupoints will be unsealed, and then you can use spells and change back to your own appearance!"

"Brother!" Sun Wukong looked like the Bull Demon King, and watched without tears as the Bull Demon King ran out with his own appearance.

"Look, you've been tricked, and you said you're a good brother." Lu Zhu stood up and walked to him, "I've been trying to trick you before, and you ignored me when I gave you winks."

"It's because I'm sworn brother, who knows that his character is different from before..." Sun Wukong was also helpless.

"It's unreasonable, you bastard, you actually hid the woman in Wukong's place!" The man arrived before the sound, and after being brought into the water curtain cave by the Bull Demon King who looked like Monkey King, Princess Iron Fan saw the woman standing in the cave at a glance. of two people.

"Sister-in-law, don't get me wrong!" Bull Demon King slapped his head violently and opened his mouth, "This is the Huahua I mentioned to you before, she is my younger brother's future daughter-in-law!"

When the little monkey who was following heard this, he immediately opened his mouth, turned around and ran out to report to the elder monkey.

"Oh, so it's my brother and sister. I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Princess Iron Fan smiled at Lu Zhu, and then pointed to Monkey King who was so stunned by her elder brother's opening mouth that his eyes widened, "You What are the eyes of this bull staring at so wide?! Are you not happy to see me?!"

"No, I, sister-in-law..." Before Sun Wukong had time to organize his words, he was slapped again by Princess Iron Fan, "The one who still laughs at me when he is about to die is really stubborn!"

"It will be changed, big brother will be changed, sister-in-law..." The bull demon king who sold his teammates had a little bit of conscience, and hurriedly blocked it.

"What should I change? People say that at the age of three, one must be eighty. When this old man changes, it's better for my mother to remarry first!" Princess Iron Fan said angrily.

"You wretch..." The Bull Demon King blurted out, and immediately became cowardly when he saw Princess Iron Fan turn around, "Sister-in-law, why are you talking about remarrying? You can say anything, don't talk about remarrying."

"You don't know!" It's rare to have "Second Brother" and "Siblings" by her side. Princess Iron Fan couldn't help but pour out the depression in her heart for many years, "That poor guy doesn't go home every day, so he knows that he is outside Merry and happy, the older one is like this, the younger one is like this, the red boy hasn't come home for several days, so now I don't know whether to find my son or my husband first..."

"Oh, of course you should go to find your son first, regardless of the seriousness!" The Bull Demon King was also anxious when he heard this, and stepped forward to teach him a lesson in the appearance of Monkey King.

Princess Iron Fan wiped her tears and looked at him suspiciously.

The Bull Demon King trembled, and quickly added an explanation: "What I mean is, let me just watch, brother. Sister-in-law, hurry up and find your son."

"He thinks well, thinking that I don't know anything! I've been married to him for so long, and I haven't even built a firewood house for me. Now it's all right, I'm going to help the vixen build a temple here, and the evidence is conclusive. !” Princess Iron Fan angrily grabbed Sun Wukong who was at a loss for being scolded. ..."

When one is in a hurry, no one can stop him, even if Lu Zhu and the Bull Demon King fight together, it will be of no avail.

Princess Iron Fan cursed and beat her, took out the plantain fan from her mouth, and took two steps back to put on a posture: "I don't show my power, you really think I'm dead!"

After the hurricane of the plantain fan passed, there were only three people left in the water curtain cave, and a large human-shaped hole in the wall.

"You come to judge and say whether I should be angry or not?" Princess Iron Fan sat down on the stone chair angrily while complaining.

"Everything has both pros and cons..." The Bull Demon King was about to speak, but Lu Zhu, who had been keeping silent all this time, spoke first, "Of course you should be angry."

"Sister-in-law, you are virtuous and virtuous, and you run your family well, but Brother Niu still did such a thing, I am really sorry for you!" Later generations scolded scumbags countless times, and Lu Zhu used to look down on scum who had mistresses and mistresses. The man, following Princess Iron Fan's grievances and complaints, scolded the Bull Demon King continuously in a set of clichés.

This was a hearty experience, and I could hear Princess Iron Fan in a good mood, and I could hear the Bull Demon King in the Monkey King's shell next to me, who also lowered his head and dared not speak out.

"That's right, I was one of the most stunning beauties back then. I don't know how many people fell under my pomegranate skirt. After marrying this wretch, I not only abided by women's morals, but also gave birth to a son for him. In the end, he was still not satisfied. The old man Going out to have sex and drink, and leave me alone at home, do you think I should be angry?!" Princess Iron Fan began to wipe away tears as she spoke, "You think I really want to quarrel with him? Is it?"

"Actually... Actually, I don't know how much I love that poor guy. I often cry alone with my pillow at night. Sometimes my son's disobedience makes me angry. Does he know? Who can I tell!" Iron Fan The more the princess spoke, the more sad she became, "I went everywhere to catch him, so I wanted to take this opportunity to meet him more..."

"Don't cry, don't cry, you're crying so hard that my heart is broken..." The Bull Demon King was heartbroken when he heard it, and he also forgot that he was still Monkey King. He half embraced Princess Iron Fan with both hands to comfort her.

Unexpectedly embraced by the fluffy group, Princess Iron Fan froze for a moment, and immediately pushed the Bull Demon King away: "What are you doing, I'm your sister-in-law! Brother and sister are watching here too!"

"I, I was so engrossed in listening to the story that I couldn't tell the difference for a while..." The Bull Demon King hurriedly stepped aside.

"You monkey boy doesn't understand at this age, but you will gradually understand when you get married and have a family." Princess Iron Fan taught him a lesson, and then looked at Lu Zhu again, "Sister and sister, I think it's very embarrassing to talk to you." It’s better for us to be sworn brothers and be Jinlan sisters..."

"Your Majesty! Queen! When I was picking fruit outside, I saw two ghost messengers arresting the Bull Demon King and taking him to the underworld!" Before Lu Zhu could reply, a monkey rolled and scrambled in from outside.

The Bull Demon King was so excited by this news that he showed his original shape: "I killed my second brother!"

"What did you call me?!" Lu Zhu supported the panting monkey and wanted to ask, but the monkey was running too fast, and after barely finishing this sentence, he collapsed on the ground, unable to speak for a while.

"It turns out that you, a bastard, are tricking me!" Seeing the real body of the Bull Demon King, Princess Iron Fan jumped up and wanted to hit him again.

"Don't talk so much, it's all my fault, let's go to the hell to ask for someone!" The Bull Demon King said hurriedly, and then told Lu Zhu: "Sister and sister, you have a mortal body. Wait here for our news."

"You bastard is so stupid, now Wukong has something to do, why don't my younger siblings go!" Princess Iron Fan came from a family of immortals, and she has a lot of good things, so she quickly took a pill from her sleeve pocket. Come out, "Brother and sister, if you eat it, you can temporarily strengthen your physique, let's go to the underworld to save Wukong and come up!"

Lu Zhu didn't even have time to say the words of refusal, so he was stuffed with medicine by the hot-tempered couple, and they fell into the underworld palace together.

When the three of them arrived at the Hades Hall, the place was already in chaos.

"I've been told for a long time that I'm not the Bull Demon King, but you didn't believe me, so you forced me to drink some kind of epilepsy soup. My grandson has regained his mana now, and I'll tear down your rotten hell!" The Monkey King, who had returned to his original form, spit it out and poured it into his mouth. Meng Potang jumped onto the stage of the reincarnation wheel, "It's unreasonable. A book like this can determine life and death. My old grandson will do good deeds today and tear you all down! This way, everyone won't have to die." , all of them have the same longevity as the sky!"

As Sun Wukong's words fell, the pieces of paper torn by him were like snowflakes flying all over the sky, scattered all over the hall one after another.

Under the judge's cry of "you will be punished by heaven", Lu Zhu jumped onto the stage with all his strength, trying to stop him: "Liu Boy, don't do this..."

Sun Wukong had just finished tearing up the page recording the time of the Bull Demon King’s death. He was in the middle of playing, and he didn’t listen carefully to Lu Zhu’s dissuasion. Gorgeous and beautiful, she was jealous, and was given poisonous bird's nest by Cao Cao..."

"Writing and judging!" Sun Wukong didn't even think about it, and tore up the page again.

The body of a big monster, which is not as strong as the Bull Demon King, was changed by Monkey King in such a way, and now Lu Zhu, who is a mortal, felt as if his body was emptied all of a sudden, and he lost his strength and fell to the ground.

Fortunately, Princess Iron Fan was next to her, and she quickly helped her with her eyesight.

While supporting Lu Zhu, Princess Iron Fan complained to the two playful older children: "Stop messing around!"

Seeing that Princess Iron Fan began to speak for himself, and Sun Wukong and the Bull Demon King tore up the entire book of life and death of the monkey spirit, the judge continued to shout, partly as a warning and partly helplessly: "You guys will really be punished by God for doing this!" of……"

"God's punishment?!" Sun Wukong bit off the last page of the Monkey Spirit's record, "What is God's punishment, my old grandson is not afraid of heaven and earth, my monkeys and grandchildren are all kind, and they shouldn't suffer from death at all! Why do you Longevity is enough, but everything in the world is not!"

"Life and death have fate, karma and evil retribution, all of these are well-founded!" Yan Wang looked coldly at Lu Zhu, who was so weak that he was barely standing still when he was supported by Princess Iron Fan, and warned: "You are disrupting the laws of heaven and earth now. You committed a heinous crime! The person who should have died in Huangquan has now changed his life, what will happen in the future, you will never be able to bear it!"

"What can't bear it, I can save her now!" Sun Wukong said, and stuffed a small golden flower that he had just picked while struggling halfway to Naihe Bridge into Lu Zhu's mouth, "This time I remember your name, You Epiphyllum, the flower of auspiciousness, you can be reborn after eating it!"

"Pohou, you even have Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva's eucalyptus..." Yan Wang was extremely angry, but he could no longer resist Monkey King's stalking. After being silent for a long time, he finally let out a long sigh. "Could it be God's will... You guys go away!"

"Okay, for the sake of you being the King of Yama, and Lao Sun tore up the book of life and death today, forget about the anger of being randomly arrested, let's go!" The messy hair, leading people away.

"Yan Wang, why did you let them go?" the judge asked puzzled.

"Sun Wukong's magical power is very strong. When he practiced magical skills in the past, he triggered the phenomenon of weeping ghosts and gods. We are not his opponent." Yan Wang stroked his beard, "Of course I have a way to punish him."

These spiritual beings born with special talents will never know that the mind of a mortal body cannot bear the torture of immortality.

Yes, after the fate is changed, immortality is no longer a gift, but a torture.

When Hades was secretly making plans underground, in the Water Curtain Cave in the mountains, Lu Zhu was practicing the spell of reborn with the help of Princess Iron Fan.

"Unexpectedly, this 'flower' in your family is really spiritual, and it has been cultivated very smoothly. After it is successful, it will be a half-celestial, half-demon body with You Epiphyllum as its main body, and it will no longer be restricted and tortured by a mortal body. "The Bull Demon King didn't know that Lu Zhu had accidentally been an immortal zombie in another world before, and he had experience, so he thought that Lu Zhu had a good talent and could refine the eucalyptus that Monkey King had obtained.

When Lu Zhu succeeds in training, he will be able to piss off that King Hades who pretended to warn them.

The Bull Demon King, who almost died once, thought happily.

Sun Wukong, who had enjoyed playing very much, was currently helping the little monkey catch the lice on his head with great interest. The little monkeys in his hand changed one after another: "Elder Monkey, hand over your other son."

"My lord, you have finished arresting my son, and now you are arresting my grandchildren." Elder Monkey replied.

"Ah, so I have so many monkey grandchildren? Hahaha!" Sun Wukong became even more cheerful, holding down the little monkey in his hand and starting to pluck the hair again.

"Hey, second brother, are you listening to me?" Bull Demon King asked dissatisfied.

Hearing the words, Sun Wukong hurriedly muttered a few perfunctory words: "Listen, how long will it take to practice?"

"There's still a little more time, don't worry, it won't delay your lifelong event." The Bull Demon King winked at his second brother, who would be wrong.

Coincidentally, the little monkey who was caught with lice was the one who heard the nonsense of the Bull Demon King. After hearing what Monkey King said, he also started to think: "My lord, you are worried that the queen is not in good health, and I can't help you for the time being." Do you have monkeys?"

"It doesn't matter. From now on, my son, grandson, great-grandson, great-great-grandson... will be left to you to catch the lice! Your Majesty will definitely have many monkey grandchildren of your own in the future!" The little monkey raised his small chest , Confidently comforting the bewildered Monkey King.

Sun Wukong, who was clearly arranged by everyone around him and monkeys: What happened? !

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