Master is not to be provoked
Chapter 115
Ke Muai and Jing Yunsong rushed to the place where the shadow was. The child was squatting on the ground, protecting a fox. Four big dogs formed a circle, grinning at the fox, especially the noble ghost, who growled even more.
Jing Yunsong poked a branch and poked it: "This fox is dead, it's a broken leg, what do you do with it like this? Dig a hole and bury it? Or take it back to eat meat?"
"Fox meat, can I eat it?" Ke Muai squatted down and looked, "This fox is pretending to be dead."
"No way? His legs are straightened and his mouth is spitting. Even if he is pretending to be dead, he can't pretend like this?"
"What do you know! Foxes are extremely smart, they love what they do." Ke Muai picked up the little fox.
"Daddy, save the little fox." Shadow begged, and he wanted to hug the fox from Ke Muai's arms.
"Don't touch it, it's alive, be careful it will jump up and bite you later!" Ke Muai took out her mobile phone and called the security room, "A fox's leg broke in Huaguoshan No. [-] area, please send someone over to deal with it .”
"The security guards in your villa are really omnipotent. They have to do everything, just keep a dog to prevent theft, and they have to play a guest role as a veterinarian for you."
"I can't help it. The benefit of the villa is not good now. I'm thinking about hiring a veterinarian next year. I also want to introduce new species. I'll go to the south to buy some monkeys and raise them here. But it's said that I need to apply for a certificate, and the procedures are more troublesome."
"You still want to raise monkeys? You really want to treat this place as a zoo." Jing Yunsong looked at the surrounding mountain scenery, "What else do you want to get? Let me see if there is a way, such as kangaroos or something?"
"Kangaroo???" Ke Muai was shocked, "That thing...not to mention whether it can be obtained, or whether it can be raised, I heard that adult kangaroos are very cruel, right? What if they hurt people if they are placed here?"
"You can make a big cage like a zoo, it won't hurt people, and it can also be visited by tourists."
"No." Ke Muai shook his head, "My animals must live here freely and freely... They are free, and we who live here will be free in our mood. The promotional picture I posted on the Internet is In this way, many tourists come here for thousands of miles to see this kind of almost wild animals. When they were picking persimmons, a rabbit suddenly sprang out from below. When they were having fun at night, the barbecue was suddenly stolen by a fox. What they want is this sense of nature where people and animals live together."
"Well, your ideal... is quite grand, and it sounds like it has reached the realm of metaphysics."
"What does metaphysics mean?"
"Metaphysics is Tao, and I'm praising you." Jing Yunsong sat on the grass with his arms around Ke Muai's shoulders, looking at the blue sky, "I mean, you have already attained Tao!"
"I'm still a fairy!" Ke Muai waved his hand and called the shadow over, "Baby, I see that you little swollen bag, what delicious food did you pick?"
Shadow held the picking manual, and took out everything in his pocket. There were two black beans, a handful of red beans, a fragrant pear, two plums, a cottage, and an egg. He compared the picking manual and gave them one by one. Ke Muai pointed out: "This is this, this is this, this is a plum, I have eaten it, this is an egg, I have also eaten it."
He didn't know how to read, so he didn't make mistakes in any of the diagrams. Ke Muai was amazed at the child's intelligence: "It turned out to be all right."
Jing Yunsong pinched him under his armpit and lifted him up, riding on his belly: "Our son is so good! When he goes to school in the future, he will definitely get better grades than his father! Don't learn from your father, it will be difficult every time he passes the exam. !"
Shadow giggled at him.
When the security guard came over, he took the fox away in a cage, and the three of them continued on the road, searching for all kinds of wild vegetables and fruits according to the picking manual. At noon, only half of them were found, but I saw a lot of animals, the most being chickens, only a few pheasants, most of them were reed chickens raised in the villa, and black-bone chickens. I also picked up more than 30 egg.
The chickens in Huaguoshan are taken care of by the staff here. They call back the chicken coops every night and release them during the day. Whether it is chicken or eggs, they are all sold at high prices. After all, they are chickens wandering in the mountains. It is different from the firewood eggs raised by farmers. The egg whites are very viscous, like glue, and the taste is also much worse. As for the ones from the farms in the city, it is even more incomparable.
In addition to being eaten by humans, it is also food for other animals in the mountains. Foxes, raccoon dogs, and leopard cats all eat chickens. Even the big old yellow and the others will go back to eat chickens when they can't find food. Of course, these small beasts The number is also controlled by the villa. If there are too many, special people will be hired to go into the mountain to hunt, and fur and the like are also promising.
The three of them turned to a resting place, which is relatively flat, with stone slabs on the ground, stone tables, stone benches, garbage bins, and a gazebo at the height. There are already a group of people here, and Xiao Wang is also there, bringing them Throw the beef jerky on the table to feed the two weasels.
The two weasels were both half-grown and not afraid of people, so they just jumped on the table and ate the beef jerky. They also deliberately made some cute moves to make everyone happy, and gave them more jerky.
Everyone was having fun, when there was a whimpering sound, a yellow shadow rushed onto the stone table, captured the two little weasels, and ran a hundred meters away at the fastest speed, and landed on the ground. Old Huang, I didn't expect him to reach his age so quickly.
The big old yellow yelled at the crowd a few times, and then yelled at the two cubs. The two little yellow wolves barked and retorted, and wanted to pick up the fallen jerky. The big old yellow was in a hurry. It scratched and bit, and even the fur was ripped off.
"Big Old Huang! Why are you so angry, teaching the children in public."
Seeing that it was him, Big Old Huang jumped over and yelled at Ke Muai to explain. Naturally, Ke Muai couldn't understand his words, but through his body language and the connection with the original incident, he knew that it was he who was there. Teach your children and grandchildren not to eat food given by others. The last time they ate Ke Yongshou's food mixed with rat poison, the family was ruined. If he hadn't found Ke Muai in time, he would have been left alone to die alone.
He touched the top of Big Old Huang's head to show that he knew, and then pulled the shadow over: "Big Old Huang, this is my son. You know him well. If you meet him in the mountains, don't bully him."
Although Big Old Huang could not understand his words, he could understand his feelings for the child. He jumped over, stood up, stared at the dark eyes, and bowed to the shadow. The shadow was also very happy. He went to hug him, and he jumped directly to the shadow. On his shoulders, he made a few intimate movements with the shadow, and then turned around to call his offspring to meet Ke Muai, which one turned around and saw those two ineffective little guys eating the beef given by others Fuck, the big yellow weasel was so angry that he yelled so loudly that his voice changed, he rushed over and grabbed the two little ones, and beat them so hard that the fur of the two little weasels was messed up, and he followed him limply Meet Ke Muai's family.
Ke Muai took Shadow's little hand and touched the little weasel's head one by one. Jing Yunsong went to ask the group of people for dried meat and brought it over, and handed it to Ke Muai. Ke Muai shared some with him and Yingying. They were fed together, but the two little weasels didn't dare to eat any more. Although they were very greedy, they lay down there, watching eagerly, intimidated by the might of their ancestors.
The big old Huang jumped down and signaled them that the food given by the three people was edible. After talking for a while, the two little guys finally understood what the old ancestor meant, and happily came over to eat the jerky fed by the three people.
The people watching were amazed: "This weasel has become a spirit!"
Ke Muai said with a smile: "Big Old Huang is almost 20 years old, at least 15 years old. As the saying goes, people are old and mature, and animals are similar. He is equivalent to the old birthday star of the weasel world, so he is naturally more spiritual. What's more, when their family People, all of them had eaten rat poison, and were hung on the laundry rope to be skinned alive. The white-haired ferret sent the yellow-haired ferret, and there was a shadow in his heart. Now he is teaching his children and grandchildren not to eat things that die naturally, and things that die of illness, such as a The mouse is too weak. If he catches it as soon as he catches it, he will not eat it. He would rather work hard to catch a stronger and fatter mouse. Moreover, the whole villa, and even the whole earth, will eat what I feed. Although the animals in the villa They are free-range and almost wild, but we also have someone to feed them, but Big Old Huang and the others would rather be hungry than eat them, it’s a lesson learned from blood.”
Everyone was amazed when they heard this, and they rushed over to take a closer look, even touched them, and took a photo together. However, the big old Huang was very vigilant, and immediately jumped away with the two little guys, standing [-] meters away. Besides, he bid farewell to Ke Muai, and then disappeared into the dense grass.
Xiao Wang was also among this group of people, surprised by Jing Yunsong's image: "How did you make such a mess?" He couldn't believe it, the meticulous Jing Yunsong who always wears a suit and tie would really roll in the grass Well, that picture is so beautiful that he really can't imagine it. He didn't dare to believe it when he heard another group of people say it before, but he really believed it.
"We picked all the way from the hillside!" Ke Muai said happily, letting Shadow take out all the harvest from his pocket, put it on the stone table, and show off to everyone, "You didn't go in? "
Xiao Wang shook his head: "Everyone thought it was too hot, and they were afraid of snakes, so they didn't go in. They walked slowly along the main road. They only picked a handful of crisp dates, which were not washed. , and dare not eat."
Ke Muxi laughed: "Then you are at a great loss. It would be too much of a loss if you don't let it go and play here, and it's boring. In addition, the fruit trees on the roadside have been picked by tourists long ago. You have to Just walk in, there are many, whole trees of big yellow peaches, Nanguo pears, red dates are the most, and hawthorns, all of which have not been treated with pesticides, and can be eaten after rubbing them."
Jing Yunsong's expression was not good: "Where are the dates you picked? Bring them to me!"
Xiao Wang was stunned for a moment, turned around and said something to another person, and took back a handful of dates.
Jing Yunsong took the jujube, rubbed it on the hem of his clothes, shared it with Ke Muai and Ying Ying, it was crispy and sweet!
Jing Yunsong poked a branch and poked it: "This fox is dead, it's a broken leg, what do you do with it like this? Dig a hole and bury it? Or take it back to eat meat?"
"Fox meat, can I eat it?" Ke Muai squatted down and looked, "This fox is pretending to be dead."
"No way? His legs are straightened and his mouth is spitting. Even if he is pretending to be dead, he can't pretend like this?"
"What do you know! Foxes are extremely smart, they love what they do." Ke Muai picked up the little fox.
"Daddy, save the little fox." Shadow begged, and he wanted to hug the fox from Ke Muai's arms.
"Don't touch it, it's alive, be careful it will jump up and bite you later!" Ke Muai took out her mobile phone and called the security room, "A fox's leg broke in Huaguoshan No. [-] area, please send someone over to deal with it .”
"The security guards in your villa are really omnipotent. They have to do everything, just keep a dog to prevent theft, and they have to play a guest role as a veterinarian for you."
"I can't help it. The benefit of the villa is not good now. I'm thinking about hiring a veterinarian next year. I also want to introduce new species. I'll go to the south to buy some monkeys and raise them here. But it's said that I need to apply for a certificate, and the procedures are more troublesome."
"You still want to raise monkeys? You really want to treat this place as a zoo." Jing Yunsong looked at the surrounding mountain scenery, "What else do you want to get? Let me see if there is a way, such as kangaroos or something?"
"Kangaroo???" Ke Muai was shocked, "That thing...not to mention whether it can be obtained, or whether it can be raised, I heard that adult kangaroos are very cruel, right? What if they hurt people if they are placed here?"
"You can make a big cage like a zoo, it won't hurt people, and it can also be visited by tourists."
"No." Ke Muai shook his head, "My animals must live here freely and freely... They are free, and we who live here will be free in our mood. The promotional picture I posted on the Internet is In this way, many tourists come here for thousands of miles to see this kind of almost wild animals. When they were picking persimmons, a rabbit suddenly sprang out from below. When they were having fun at night, the barbecue was suddenly stolen by a fox. What they want is this sense of nature where people and animals live together."
"Well, your ideal... is quite grand, and it sounds like it has reached the realm of metaphysics."
"What does metaphysics mean?"
"Metaphysics is Tao, and I'm praising you." Jing Yunsong sat on the grass with his arms around Ke Muai's shoulders, looking at the blue sky, "I mean, you have already attained Tao!"
"I'm still a fairy!" Ke Muai waved his hand and called the shadow over, "Baby, I see that you little swollen bag, what delicious food did you pick?"
Shadow held the picking manual, and took out everything in his pocket. There were two black beans, a handful of red beans, a fragrant pear, two plums, a cottage, and an egg. He compared the picking manual and gave them one by one. Ke Muai pointed out: "This is this, this is this, this is a plum, I have eaten it, this is an egg, I have also eaten it."
He didn't know how to read, so he didn't make mistakes in any of the diagrams. Ke Muai was amazed at the child's intelligence: "It turned out to be all right."
Jing Yunsong pinched him under his armpit and lifted him up, riding on his belly: "Our son is so good! When he goes to school in the future, he will definitely get better grades than his father! Don't learn from your father, it will be difficult every time he passes the exam. !"
Shadow giggled at him.
When the security guard came over, he took the fox away in a cage, and the three of them continued on the road, searching for all kinds of wild vegetables and fruits according to the picking manual. At noon, only half of them were found, but I saw a lot of animals, the most being chickens, only a few pheasants, most of them were reed chickens raised in the villa, and black-bone chickens. I also picked up more than 30 egg.
The chickens in Huaguoshan are taken care of by the staff here. They call back the chicken coops every night and release them during the day. Whether it is chicken or eggs, they are all sold at high prices. After all, they are chickens wandering in the mountains. It is different from the firewood eggs raised by farmers. The egg whites are very viscous, like glue, and the taste is also much worse. As for the ones from the farms in the city, it is even more incomparable.
In addition to being eaten by humans, it is also food for other animals in the mountains. Foxes, raccoon dogs, and leopard cats all eat chickens. Even the big old yellow and the others will go back to eat chickens when they can't find food. Of course, these small beasts The number is also controlled by the villa. If there are too many, special people will be hired to go into the mountain to hunt, and fur and the like are also promising.
The three of them turned to a resting place, which is relatively flat, with stone slabs on the ground, stone tables, stone benches, garbage bins, and a gazebo at the height. There are already a group of people here, and Xiao Wang is also there, bringing them Throw the beef jerky on the table to feed the two weasels.
The two weasels were both half-grown and not afraid of people, so they just jumped on the table and ate the beef jerky. They also deliberately made some cute moves to make everyone happy, and gave them more jerky.
Everyone was having fun, when there was a whimpering sound, a yellow shadow rushed onto the stone table, captured the two little weasels, and ran a hundred meters away at the fastest speed, and landed on the ground. Old Huang, I didn't expect him to reach his age so quickly.
The big old yellow yelled at the crowd a few times, and then yelled at the two cubs. The two little yellow wolves barked and retorted, and wanted to pick up the fallen jerky. The big old yellow was in a hurry. It scratched and bit, and even the fur was ripped off.
"Big Old Huang! Why are you so angry, teaching the children in public."
Seeing that it was him, Big Old Huang jumped over and yelled at Ke Muai to explain. Naturally, Ke Muai couldn't understand his words, but through his body language and the connection with the original incident, he knew that it was he who was there. Teach your children and grandchildren not to eat food given by others. The last time they ate Ke Yongshou's food mixed with rat poison, the family was ruined. If he hadn't found Ke Muai in time, he would have been left alone to die alone.
He touched the top of Big Old Huang's head to show that he knew, and then pulled the shadow over: "Big Old Huang, this is my son. You know him well. If you meet him in the mountains, don't bully him."
Although Big Old Huang could not understand his words, he could understand his feelings for the child. He jumped over, stood up, stared at the dark eyes, and bowed to the shadow. The shadow was also very happy. He went to hug him, and he jumped directly to the shadow. On his shoulders, he made a few intimate movements with the shadow, and then turned around to call his offspring to meet Ke Muai, which one turned around and saw those two ineffective little guys eating the beef given by others Fuck, the big yellow weasel was so angry that he yelled so loudly that his voice changed, he rushed over and grabbed the two little ones, and beat them so hard that the fur of the two little weasels was messed up, and he followed him limply Meet Ke Muai's family.
Ke Muai took Shadow's little hand and touched the little weasel's head one by one. Jing Yunsong went to ask the group of people for dried meat and brought it over, and handed it to Ke Muai. Ke Muai shared some with him and Yingying. They were fed together, but the two little weasels didn't dare to eat any more. Although they were very greedy, they lay down there, watching eagerly, intimidated by the might of their ancestors.
The big old Huang jumped down and signaled them that the food given by the three people was edible. After talking for a while, the two little guys finally understood what the old ancestor meant, and happily came over to eat the jerky fed by the three people.
The people watching were amazed: "This weasel has become a spirit!"
Ke Muai said with a smile: "Big Old Huang is almost 20 years old, at least 15 years old. As the saying goes, people are old and mature, and animals are similar. He is equivalent to the old birthday star of the weasel world, so he is naturally more spiritual. What's more, when their family People, all of them had eaten rat poison, and were hung on the laundry rope to be skinned alive. The white-haired ferret sent the yellow-haired ferret, and there was a shadow in his heart. Now he is teaching his children and grandchildren not to eat things that die naturally, and things that die of illness, such as a The mouse is too weak. If he catches it as soon as he catches it, he will not eat it. He would rather work hard to catch a stronger and fatter mouse. Moreover, the whole villa, and even the whole earth, will eat what I feed. Although the animals in the villa They are free-range and almost wild, but we also have someone to feed them, but Big Old Huang and the others would rather be hungry than eat them, it’s a lesson learned from blood.”
Everyone was amazed when they heard this, and they rushed over to take a closer look, even touched them, and took a photo together. However, the big old Huang was very vigilant, and immediately jumped away with the two little guys, standing [-] meters away. Besides, he bid farewell to Ke Muai, and then disappeared into the dense grass.
Xiao Wang was also among this group of people, surprised by Jing Yunsong's image: "How did you make such a mess?" He couldn't believe it, the meticulous Jing Yunsong who always wears a suit and tie would really roll in the grass Well, that picture is so beautiful that he really can't imagine it. He didn't dare to believe it when he heard another group of people say it before, but he really believed it.
"We picked all the way from the hillside!" Ke Muai said happily, letting Shadow take out all the harvest from his pocket, put it on the stone table, and show off to everyone, "You didn't go in? "
Xiao Wang shook his head: "Everyone thought it was too hot, and they were afraid of snakes, so they didn't go in. They walked slowly along the main road. They only picked a handful of crisp dates, which were not washed. , and dare not eat."
Ke Muxi laughed: "Then you are at a great loss. It would be too much of a loss if you don't let it go and play here, and it's boring. In addition, the fruit trees on the roadside have been picked by tourists long ago. You have to Just walk in, there are many, whole trees of big yellow peaches, Nanguo pears, red dates are the most, and hawthorns, all of which have not been treated with pesticides, and can be eaten after rubbing them."
Jing Yunsong's expression was not good: "Where are the dates you picked? Bring them to me!"
Xiao Wang was stunned for a moment, turned around and said something to another person, and took back a handful of dates.
Jing Yunsong took the jujube, rubbed it on the hem of his clothes, shared it with Ke Muai and Ying Ying, it was crispy and sweet!
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