Master is not to be provoked

The next day, Ke Muai and Jing Yunsong took the employees of Xingluo Company to play on the mountain.

After breakfast, Jing Yunsong called all his subordinates together, told some precautions, and warned them not to violate the regulations of the villa, such as littering anywhere, prohibiting going to dangerous areas, etc., and then began to walk around in twos and threes. into the mountains.

Ke Muai and Jing Yunsong both wore couple outfits, T-shirts printed with pandas eating bamboo shoots, and a set of shadows, which Jing Yunsong brought back from Beijing. A family of three, holding hands, with the shadow in the middle, the two The adults are on both sides, and there are two dogs on the left and right. Guigui and Xiaola are behind them, and two big golden retrievers, fans and wires are in front.

Today's main project during the day is picking. Ke Muai took Jing Yunsong around Wanliu Pond and came down to Huaguo Mountain.

The so-called Huaguo Mountain, as the name suggests, is planted with all kinds of fruits. It covers an area of ​​more than 50 mu. The mountain is not very high. There are several mountain bags on it, including peaches, apricots, plums, pears, apples, hawthorns, and crabapple fruits. , Shanlihong, etc., there are [-] kinds of fruit trees in total, all of which are randomly scattered, at most three or five trees are grouped together, and there are no clusters.

There are also grapes, mushrooms, mango melons, cantaloupe, watermelon, nightshade, lantern fruit and other fruits.There are also vegetables, grains and wild vegetables such as eggplant, pepper, cucumber, red bean, mung bean, corn, cabbage, celery, and bracken.They are also randomly distributed among the fruit trees.Ke Muai asked someone to print a mountain picking manual, with pictures and introductions for each item, including a variety of wild vegetables, and even simple nutrition introductions and recipes. A copy costs five yuan. book.

Most of the people brought by Jing Yunsong came from big cities. Even if some of them lived in rural areas and drifted north to Beijing, most of them lived in the fringe area of ​​urban and rural areas, and had never experienced the real mountain style.

In mid-September, it is already the intersection of summer and autumn. The sky is high and the clouds are light. Looking up, the whole sky is extremely high, extremely far, and a piece of blue. The mountain wind blowing over is very refreshing and pleasant. Take a breath and refresh your mind. Refreshed, Ying Ying smiled and raised his head: "Daddy, I can smell autumn."

When entering Huaguo Mountain, the three of them also have to register. In order to prevent him from using materials and not being accounted for in the end, which will cause employees to have space to do their best, he stipulates that even the resources he uses in various places must be accounted for. The signature of the person, the separate account of the hospitality bill, the use of those things, and when they were used, must be clearly written, but no cash is required. When the final financial statement is handed in, he will confirm that he has consumed it himself Just tick it off.

After entering the mountain, it is full of green plants. Except for a few asphalt roads in the middle where the longitude and latitude are drawn, the others are small trails. At the entrance, everything has been picked, and only the trees are full of green leaves. The shadow frowns: "Not even a strawberry."

"Strawberries are ripe in May. It's already out of season. Let's go inside and see what we can pick."

Shadow jumped and ran forward, two golden retrievers followed him on both sides, Ke Muai and Jing Yunsong walked behind: "How do you feel?"

Jing Yunsong smiled: "It feels great! It really feels like home, and the environment here is so good! Later, I will publicize it for you and see if I can find some old leaders to come to your pension."

"Old leader? How dare you think about it! It's too remote here, and if something happens, I can't afford it."

"What do you use for your pocket? They have their own medical team. If there is any accident, they will be picked up by helicopter."

"Oh my God, I'll have to fix a tarmac and be bankrupt!"

Jing Yunsong narrowed his eyes: "You have a helipad on your body, but it's just for me."

Ke Muai was stunned for a moment before she realized: "I just discovered that you also have such a rogue potential!"

Jing Yunsong raised his eyebrows: "Who asked me to grind soybean milk on the phone that day? I grinded it all night last night."

Ke Muai blushed a little: "I didn't say it in public, anyway, you are a hooligan, the identification is complete!"

"You actually say I'm a hooligan? Hmph!" Jing Yunsong snapped his fingers, "Then I'll show you a hooligan!"

Ke Muai turned around and ran, and Jing Yunsong chased after him. It stands to reason that Jing Yunsong is tall, muscular and full of endurance, so it should be easy to catch up, but Ke Muai often walks on mountain roads, and the two are running at full speed , Jing Yunsong couldn't catch up for a while.

"Little boy, let me see how you can escape my clutches today!" Jing Yunsong threatened, and suddenly threw Ke Muai to the ground. The two rolled on the grass for more than ten meters, and finally fell on Ke Muai. body, reaching into his clothes to feel his ribs.

Ke Muai laughed and struggled into a ball: "Don't make trouble, don't make trouble! Ouch, the gourd is under the buttocks... The tomato is crushed, damn it! Get up quickly!"

Jing Yunsong was not willing to let it go, he took off Ke Muai's left shoe and threw it into the distance, "I see how you are still running..." Before he could finish speaking, a tomato hit his forehead, his face was covered with tomato soup, Ke Muai laughed and ran away, bypassing the big tree, and burrowed directly into the grass nest. Jing Yunsong chased after him a few steps, grabbed his ankle and pulled him back. Beat Jing Yunsong's face with egg yolks.

"Damn it, Mumu, you are too cruel! I have to clean up and be honest with you today!"

The two were playing and fighting, and the two wolfhounds also jumped around the owner, and then fought from the small path to the main road. A group of people sat on the roadside stone, there were men and women, four or five stars, plus their assistants, the receptionist Department manager Liu Xiaofei was telling them interesting stories about the villa when suddenly Ke Muai bumped out from the nearby bushes, his clothes were stained with streaks of green, one foot had only a sock, and he fell onto the asphalt. On the way, everyone was shocked.

But what shocked them even more was still behind, Jing Yunsong's face was covered with egg yolk, tomato juice, and melon seeds, chicken feathers stuck to his hair, and he was chasing out angrily with a reed chicken in his hand.

Although Jing Yunsong only accepted Xingluo after graduation a few years ago, his father let him work in Xingluo a few years ago, and gradually took over the things inside. The star took the initiative to approach him, but he was frozen into internal injuries, and the employees called him the president with a paralyzed face behind his back. Who would have imagined that Mr. Jing, who has always been meticulous, indifferent and serious, would show others with such an image!A little assistant pinched his face with his hand: "Am I dreaming? Or is the CEO filming?"

Jing Yunsong glanced at him, then turned to Ke Muai: "Run again! Run again! Let's see where you can go!"

Ke Muai sat on the ground panting: "I won't run anymore, I can't run anymore! You are so good at chasing!"

Jing Yunsong was also out of breath. He squatted in front of him, snorted, and brought the reed chicken in his hand to Ke Muai: "Tonight, stew it for me! You stew it yourself, the chicken stewed with mushrooms!"

"Okay, I'll stew it, I'll stew it." Ke Muai handed the chicken to Liu Xiaofei, "Send this to the restaurant for me, let Xiao Sichuan clean it up for me, keep the white chicken for me, and I'll pick it up at night. "Turning back to look at Jing Yunsong again, "I promised to stew the chicken for you, but you threw away my shoes and I can't walk. You go and find them for me. There is still a shadow. He can't find us. You two should be in a hurry."

"I'll carry you!" Jing Yunsong turned around, grabbed Ke Muai's arm and carried him up, pretending to be fierce, "Xiao Mumu, do you still remember my trick back then? The most severe torture!"

Ke Muai knew what he was talking about, and struggled quickly: "Put me down quickly, I'll go by myself, you don't need to carry me!"

"It's late!" Jing Yunsong held his arm behind his back with his hands, and ran into the woods again with big strides, running and jumping while walking.

Ke Muai's chest was stuffy and painful from his back, "I can't do it anymore, Song Song, please let me down, please."

"Please? Then do you realize your mistake?"

"Recognized, I realized, I was wrong, I was really wrong, I was very wrong, please put me down quickly."

"Then tell me, are you a hooligan or am I a hooligan?"

"I'm a hooligan, I'm a hooligan... Songsong is a good man, always great, honorable and correct, please don't go crazy, I'm going to spit all the porridge I drank in the morning into your neck."

"Admitting mistakes is not enough to just talk about it, you have to show it with practical actions, um, you kiss me."

Ke Muai kissed his neck, and then blew into his ear: "Let me go quickly, or I will bite your ear!" After speaking, she really bit the lobe of his right ear, grinding her upper and lower teeth lightly He moved, and said vaguely, "If you don't let it go, I will bite it off and put it in the chicken soup to stew together at night!"

Jing Yunsong still didn't put him down, but put his hands back, wrapped his buttocks, and lifted him up. This is a normal way of being caught, so he won't be bumped: "You bite, anyway, I'm only 100 How many catties, you can bite whichever piece you want! It’s all for you!”

After walking a few hundred meters, Xiao La came back with Ke Muai's shoes in her mouth, wagging her tail to beg for a reward from her master. Ke Muai sat on the hillside and asked Jing Yunsong to put on the shoes for him. He put his arms around Xiao La's neck, and followed He pressed his cheek, and Xiao La jumped up happily.

After putting on the shoes, Jing Yunsong asked Ke Muai: "Do you want to carry them again?"

"No need, I'll go by myself." Ke Muai stood up, "We have to find the shadow as soon as possible." He patted Xiao La on the head, took out Xiao La's handkerchief, and told him to find someone, and Xiao La ran forward Far away, soon, on the other side of the hillside, calling for the owner.

Ke Muai asked suspiciously: "This cry is not right, something happened to me."

Jing Yunsong became nervous: "Did you encounter some kind of powerful beast? Mumu, I'll take a step first." As he spoke, he was about to run wildly over.

"Don't worry." Ke Muai grabbed him, "It's not a cry of danger, it should be something else, noble ghost, go there first!" He pointed to the direction where Xiao La's call came from, and patted After patting Guigui's butt, Guigui rushed out as fast as he could, followed by Ke Muai and Jing Yunsong.