Master is not to be provoked

The schedule Ke Muai and Jing Yunsong arranged for the people in Xingluo was to pick in the daytime, make a bonfire at night, go fishing in the Shanyin River on the second day, and barbecue at the bonfire in the evening, and free activities on the third day. It's very interesting to really integrate into this place, even lingering. Although his villa is not well-known in the past two years, there are many repeat customers. Some people come here every summer for vacation, camping in the wild for more than a month. They are all mixed up.

However, these people in Xingluo are used to living in the city, and most of them are at an age when their careers are rising and they are working hard. , afraid of bugs in grass nests, afraid of bacteria on cats and dogs, afraid of carcinogenic meat kebabs grilled on site...Since you can’t integrate into nature, you can’t experience the fun of nature, but find it boring. Many people The next day I stayed in the room and used the mobile phone to surf the Internet, and never came out again, so some people said that Qingfu is not something everyone can enjoy, which is indeed very reasonable.

But no matter how boring they are, no matter how boring their lives are, they still insist on posting blogs every day, writing as if they are enjoying themselves, lingering and forgetting to return, wishing they could just go back to the mountains and forests here, what's more, they directly describe Mu Mi Villa as a paradise, A feng shui treasure land suitable for becoming a fairy has attracted their fans to connect with each other on the Internet on a large scale, preparing to form a group to come.

Three days passed by in a flash, Ke Muai thought they were going back, but Jing Yunsong actually wanted to make a movie: "Do you remember the movie I made here when I was a child?"

"Is that a zombie movie imitating a Hong Kong movie? We also acted as little zombies."

"Well, we are here this time to shoot the second part."

"No way? Is that movie so good? You want to make a sequel?"

"It's not particularly good, but it's not particularly bad either. It would have been nice to be able to make it like that in those years. This time, the second part has two purposes. First, it was the first electric shock in our lives. The commemorative significance, secondly, from a commercial point of view, Xiao Wang is willing to make progress, and he is the most hardworking in training and so on. He is good-looking and has strong acting skills. There are still some, what is missing is just an opportunity, I plan to praise him and give him a chance, and I just have your opportunity, so I decided to shoot this, anyway, it doesn’t cost much, it doesn’t matter if you lose or earn. "

"Then...will you still use me as a cameo?"

"Of course! Let's both go, this time we need more shots and more lines."

"Is this bad? Are you messing around? Will it affect the box office?"

"What's wrong!" Jing Yunsong hugged Ke Muai and kissed him on the cheek, "Don't mention me, even the director, producer, investor, and even the lunch box sender can recommend the two extras , the two of us don’t play the main role, what can we do if we make a cameo as a friend, besides, I made this film just for fun, mainly for the two of us, supporting Xiao Wang is incidental, you don’t need to have any psychological burden.” He reached out and kneaded Ke Muai's lips, "Baby, if you don't want to, let's make a movie by ourselves. The two of us will be the leading actors. You can choose whatever you want, including gay themes. It doesn't matter, it's all our own home, we can play however we want!"

"Is it really possible?" Ke Muai was a little tempted, thought about it, and gave up, "Forget it, I haven't even studied in high school, can I still make movies? I don't have any acting skills, so it's a waste of money." Film." When he saw Jing Yunsong, he tried to persuade him, and quickly explained, "You don't need to say any more, I know what you want to say, I don't care about money, if we can make a good film, even if we spend a little money, it's worth it, the key is to shoot Not good." He stretched his waist, "Oh, I'm just thinking, to take pictures of the stories of the two of us when we were young, how we survived under the hands of my cruel father, and The other ones... I sometimes think, it's really a miracle that the two of us can live so long with all our beards and tails."

The content of the movie is a continuation of the previous story, which took place ten years later, when the little zombie grew up to become the zombie king, played by Xiao Wang. As for the role, at the beginning it was mainly Taoist priests, but this time it was mainly zombies. Xiao Wang is definitely the male number one.

According to the tradition of Hong Kong zombie movies, there must be one or two unreliable apprentices under the Taoist leader, and this time there are naturally, but it is only a female apprentice, she is the number one female, she mistakenly broke the plan set by the master back then. The seal released the zombie king Xiao Wang, and a love affair that was insoluble in the world took place between this person and the corpse.

The overall style is a romance film, the adventure is full of funny factors, the overall plot is relatively old, but there are many new things in it, the zombies no longer wear ancient costumes, the zombie king and his two zombie generals—— One is played by Jing Yunsong. They are all windbreakers and scarves. They are no different from human beings, except that they have fangs and can fly... Ke Muai plays Su Ye's younger brother and the heroine's younger uncle. Fa Gaoqiang, and finally had a fight with the zombie general played by Jing Yunsong.

When watching a movie, it feels very coherent and real, but when shooting, it is really boring and hard. Every handsome fighting action is done slowly, but it has been rehearsed in advance. You lift your left leg, and I punch your right fist. I have practiced many times, and sometimes I have to rely on the wire rope to complete it. It is not when I fly, but when I hit, I have to rely on the wire rope to borrow strength, jump three feet away in one step, and the opponent punches me. At that time, the people behind pulled the rope and pulled themselves apart smoothly...

Ke Muai put on the apricot yellow Taoist robe, hung a treasure bag, held a mahogany sword, and repeatedly practiced the few sword techniques taught to him by the martial arts director. After a few days of hard work, he finally practiced decently.

The Taoist uncle he played is a funny one, originally he didn't have many lines, but after seeing his acting skills, the director team expressed that they could follow the president's wishes and add more scenes and lines.

What Jing Yunsong meant was to increase his and Ke Muai's scenes as much as possible without compromising the overall quality of the film.

Ke Muai's acting skills are actually pretty good. One moment, he was able to get his head bleeding because of Jing Yunsong's beating, and his eyes were red with anger, and the next second he was able to encourage Ke Yongli to steal cables with a smile. People need to be strong, even many graduates from professional film schools are not as good as him. When he acts, he is very natural and real, as if he is really like that. It's just that many filming skills and basic knowledge are too lacking, and he often can't face the camera. , Jing Yunsong found someone to make up for him.

As a result, his role increased from less than 10 minutes, with a small half of it being with other people, to nearly 10 minutes, and his fight scenes with Jing Yunsong also increased to three times, the first time being Jing Yunsong was going to kill the female number one, but he suddenly appeared and fought tentatively, which made Jing Yunsong feel uncomfortable and left early.

The second time was in an ambush, trapped in a zombie hole, and had another fight with Jing Yunsong. It was a lose-lose situation, but his kindness caused Jing Yunsong to bite him, causing himself to become Jing Yunsong persuaded him to join him, but he refused.

The third time was the final decisive battle. At this time, he was hunted down by the Taoist camp. Jing Yunsong persuaded him to follow him again. He hesitated, but at the last moment, when Jing Yunsong was about to kill the female number one, he made a move. He and Jing Yunsong died together. He stabbed Jing Yunsong's body with a mahogany sword, and the two of them hugged each other and fell down the cliff. Then they exploded into a ball of fire and burned to ashes.

In the end, both the zombie king and the female number one survived, and put their inseparable ashes together and scattered them in the sea.

The effect is surprisingly good. The zombie general played by Jing Yunsong is full of aura and domineering. He can be regarded as a true character. Ke Muai's acting skills are almost innate. At the beginning, he often made some common-sense mistakes. , Later, it was almost instant success, rarely even the director was full of praise because of his willingness.

"Mumu, you did a great job!" After the last scene was shot, when the No. [-] man and woman were packing up the "ashes" for them, he hugged Ke Muai and kissed three crosses without hesitation, " Mu Mu, you can go filming with me, I will definitely praise you as the best actor! I will also shoot, and we will be the best actor together! Okay? We can do it! Really can!"

"Pull it down..." Ke Muai waved the big sleeves of the Taoist robe, "So I still have some thoughts, but now I don't have any. Filming is too tiring! And it's boring. It's not the same as when watching a movie. It’s just so different, the two worlds, watching movies is like when we play cs, shoot, headshot, it’s so cool, when shooting movies, it’s just coding, a lot of astronomical numbers... Don’t talk about those garbled characters , even the name of the file looks big to me, movie king...you should let me live a few more years."

Jing Yunsong took his team and left with regret. The most labor-intensive part of the film is the post-production. At least it will be broadcast at the end of the year. As autumn and winter come, the north wind blows, and the villa begins to bid farewell The hustle and bustle returned to calm. After Ke Muai asked people to put away all the things that could be collected in the mountains, he dismissed many workers and waited for the spring to recruit people tomorrow. Only four or five people were left in each department to maintain daily operations. Winter in the mountains.

Of course, the security department was the one that cut the least. Such a large stall of things, as well as all kinds of materials brought in to build houses, had to be guarded, otherwise they would have to be emptied by the nearby villagers without waiting until the Chinese New Year.

And there are also animals on the mountain to take care of, so many dogs and cats, deer, sheep, cattle and donkeys in Deer Park, big white geese herding sheep in Shanyin River, foxes and raccoon dogs running around all over the mountain, and all kinds of animals that are freed. Birds, bees, pigeons... Without the help of human beings, most of them will die this winter. Ke Muai asked people to hunt and kill some, leaving an appropriate number, and the rest had to be taken care of by security guards.

In addition, all kinds of mountain products harvested in autumn, as well as chicken, goose, beef and mutton, are all sent to small factories for processing, made into dried fruits, and dried meat for takeaway...