[NARUTO] Carrot and Mackerel

Days passed by like that day by day. On a sunny day in June, Aoki Kita was holding a small schoolbag, holding Xiko's neck with his left hand, and Naruto's sleeve with his right hand. The two brats, who were obviously still awake, went to the Ninja School and started their student career...

As long as you are a student, no matter which world you are in, there will always be top students and underachievers... top students and underachievers will always be enemies!

Therefore, Sasuke, the young genius of the Uchiha family, and Naruto Uzumaki at the end of the crane are out-and-out friends... and there is also a bad woman, Yuko Uchimi, who gnashes her teeth with Sasuke's hatred for robbing his brother!One is the tail of the crane, and the other is the one in front of the tail of the crane. Speaking of which...two against one, there is a chance of winning.

It's just that Sasuke's support team is very strong, so the top students VS the two crane tails, often the crane tails are defeated.

Every night when Aokibei sleeps, what he sees is Xizi's angry eyes, beating up the pillow all over the sky... From this, it can be seen that Naruto is not much better. In Aokibei's heart, Xizi is the female version of Naruto People ==!Skipping classes, fighting, failing exams...

Kita Aoki propped his chin and listened to Teacher Iruka's roar of hating iron and steel in the corridor outside, blinked, then changed his hand and continued to prop his chin and stare at the blackboard in a daze.This scene has to be staged every day, and she is already quite calm.

"Hmph, the idiot at the end of the crane!"

The small voice of Sasuke next to him couldn't resist the obvious gloating in his words, Aoki Kita glanced lightly with the corner of his eye at Sasuke, who was trying to press down the corners of his upturned mouth to maintain his image of a cool little brother, lowered his head slightly, and in his red eyes There was a touch of helplessness.

But he didn't know that this meaningless look from Aoki Kita successfully made Sasuke blow his hair, thinking it was a provocation to him, he stood up proudly and walked to the side of Aoki Kita's action, staring at the dark eyes with his small chin raised. Aoki Kita "For the actual combat training in the next quarter, you and I will be together"

Aoki Kita tilted his head and swept Sasuke from head to toe, "No" at the corner of his mouth

"What?!" Sasuke was stunned, and then he looked sideways at Aoki Kita as if I knew it, "You are afraid of losing to me and crying!"

"Ah, Sasuke-kun is so handsome, Aoki Kita will never win! Hmph!"

"We are the best at being Sasuke-kun, that Aoki Kita is just waiting to be beaten with a bruised nose and a swollen face!"

The corner of Aoki Kita's mouth twitched, the support team was really strong!What the hell... Sure enough, Teacher Iruka yelled at him, and the little beanies returned to their seats obediently and sat down.But those little eyes still stab Aoki Bei's body like a small knife.

Aoki Kita raised his hand and rubbed his forehead, muttering in a low voice, "The child's heart is really strange"

Sitting behind Aoki Kita, Shikamaru slipped his hand supporting his head, and the corner of his mouth twitched, "Hey, you are also a child, okay?"

Aoki Kita turned his head, and nodded with a serious face, "So, it's strange for me to know as much as them." The corners of Shikamaru's mouth twitched even more.

Aoki Bei sat down for a while, then turned back and asked, "Squirrel, where is the store you went to last time?"

"Uh...the weapons shop is two streets away on the right"

"Oh"

"Are you going shopping?"

"Well, there is no soy sauce at home," Aoki Kita replied very calmly.

Shikamaru lay down on the table directly, and said weakly for a long time in silence, "I'm not called a squirrel...it's really troublesome~"

In the actual combat practice, Aoki Kita could not escape after all, and stood in a circle with a diameter of one meter with a small face, facing the proud little black cat, Sasuke.Behind him is a group of little girls from the support group with red eyes and fists on their chests.

Well...the support group, she also has...

"Xiao Bei! Beat this bastard to the ground!"

"Come on Xiaobei! Let the bastard Sasuke know how good we are!"

Aoki Bei, who obviously felt the raging anger, sighed silently, are these two brats cheering me on or pulling me hatred?

Glancing at Sasuke who was starting to grind his teeth, he took a step back and took a stance... As a six-year-old child, those are the only moves he can practice.

However, Sasuke's physical flexibility, reflexes, and sensitivity are very strong and sharp. It can be seen that each move has been carefully guided by someone. Aoki North has no one to guide him, but he just fumbled through the books at home. , usually punches and kicks against wooden stakes, so it is still a bit difficult for Sasuke.

Sasuke, from being contemptuous at the beginning to being serious later, has changed his opinion of Aoki Kita, the guy with the tail of the crane is not bad!

Aoki Bei is familiar with the acupuncture points of the human body, and the physical skills he has figured out also incorporate some of his own advantages. The angles of his punches and kicks are tricky, making people confused. But it was obvious that Aoki Kita was injured, Sasuke didn't even have any trauma, but only Aoki Kita knew how much pain he had.

Aiming for a gap, he flicked at the pockmarked point on Sasuke's elbow. At the moment Sasuke's arm paused, Aoki Kita raised his hand and pointed at Sasuke's forehead like a brain jump!With a snap, the sound is crisp and crisp!Then follow Sasuke's kick and fly out of the circle.

Sasuke's support team cheered in unison... Aoki Kita stood up with one hand, patted off the dirt on his body, looked at Sasuke's staring eyes and grinding his teeth, especially the red mark on his forehead, and bent the corners of his mouth contentedly, letting You poke my forehead, brother, brother!

"I lost"

"You...huh!" Sasuke clutched his forehead and wanted to say something, and finally he gave Aoki Kita a fierce look, and turned his head.

"Xiaobei, Xiaobei, it's okay. If we lose this time, there will be another time!"

"That's right, Xiaobei, you wait, I'll avenge you later!" Naruto raised his small fist and gestured left and right at Sasuke's back.Aoki Kita looked at Xizi and Naruto who surrounded him, curled the corners of his mouth and said "be good"

"Ooooh, Xiaobei smiled, so cute~~~ Come on, kiss~~~"

Aoki Kita slapped away Xizi who was pouting and wanted to kiss, "Save and kiss your weasel."

"Hey, Xiaobei is so annoying, Brother Itachi is not a weasel, even if he is, he is the most handsome weasel in the world!" Xizi bit the handkerchief and twisted it...

Naruto looked at Aokibei worriedly, "Xiaobei, Xizi has fallen ill again."

Aoki Kita looked at the sky calmly, "Just get used to it"

This section of actual combat training is to record the score, Aoki Kita and Sasuke Qi Qiyou.

Aoki Kita resolutely ignored Sasuke's provocative eyes, walked to Shikamaru who was dozing against a tree, and sat down to rest.Ding Ci clicked and ate the potato chips that he could not leave his hands, and smiled honestly and praised, "Aoki, you were so good just now, you fought with Sasuke for so long"

"Thank you" Aoki Kita thanked earnestly, she always felt that Choji's face was very lucky, his small eyes narrowed into slits when he smiled, and looked round and round, like a lucky doll.

Shikamaru opened a slit in his eyes, turned his head to look at Sasuke, who had been rubbing his shoulders and arms, and the conspicuous red mark on his forehead, and said something troublesome in his heart, and then let's discuss with Choji about which flavor of potato chips is the best Aoki Bei who was eating, the corners of his mouth were more and more raised and pulled down, it was so troublesome, he didn't see that he was pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger.

But... "Aoki, when will you stop calling me a squirrel?"

"Doesn't it sound good?"

"I don't think it sounds good"

"But, it's very commemorative." Aoki Kita blinked.

Shikamaru wants to hug his head and howl, don't remind me of that embarrassing incident again, okay? ! "Nara, Shikamaru, whatever you call me, as long as you don't call me squirrel" must be changed!

Aoki Kita thought about it seriously for a long time, then turned around and asked Choji, "Do you think beef meatballs are better or fish meatballs?"

"All good! Aoki, do you want to make croquettes?" Ding Ci began to drool...

"Well, Xizi said that she wants to eat hot pot tonight, why don't you cook a little of everything?"

Hello!Don't ignore my question you bastard!The veins on Shikamaru's forehead popped straight up...

"Hot pot... I really want to eat it..." Ding Ci's saliva continued to flood...

"Then come to my house to eat, I will prepare more"

"Really?!"

"Um"

"That's great, Aoki, you are a good person!!" Dingci Xiaopenyou resolutely issued a good person card after being able to eat delicious hot pot!Aoki Kita turned around, "Do you want to be together?"

Shikamaru looked at Aoki Kita's penetrating red eyes, scratched his hair in frustration, and nodded weakly.

Aoki Kita went to buy groceries after school, because the number of people coming to eat at home tonight increased, so he had to prepare more, Aoki Kita thought about Choji's body shape, and estimated that his appetite was comparable to Naruto's.

While picking vegetables, Aoki Kita asked Shikamaru who followed, "What do you like to eat?"

"Miso-boiled mackerel, pickled kelp in vinegar" Shikamaru didn't even think about answering, and added "I hate eggs" after a pause

Aoki Kita paid Obasan to go to the fish stall, and said as he walked, "It's not good for picky eaters, and... eggs are very nutritious"

"I'm in trouble." Shikamaru pursed his mouth and reached for the bag in Aoki Kita's hand, "Anyway, I don't eat eggs."

Aoki Kita looked at the empty hand, was stunned for a moment, then curled the corner of his mouth, "Well, Naruto doesn't like vegetables, and Xiko doesn't like carrots" tilted his head, "Actually, there's nothing wrong with being picky eaters."

Shikamaru stared blankly at Aoki Kita's smiling face, her ears turned red suddenly, her eyes drifted away, "Uh... um... It seems... the way she smiles, it's quite cute...

After buying the vegetables, the two of them walked home, Shikamaru had both hands occupied by bags full of food, and followed Aoki Kita unsteadily. "Why don't you let me take it?" Aoki Kita asked suspiciously, curious about Shikamaru insisting on carrying all the things.

"I'm used to it..." Shikamaru grinned, the men of their Nara family would not let women do heavy work, the old man of his family has been holding a piece of paper every day since he could speak, and read the house rules of the Nara family!

It is necessary to work as a laborer when shopping with ladies. Never let the ladies hold any heavy objects in their hands!This is one of the family rules... As you can imagine, there is a dense pile of family rules on that piece of paper, and there are countless family rules, big and small!But he has a good memory and remembers every item!

Aoki Bei sighed a little in his heart, this habit is really good...Look at the sweat on Shikamaru's forehead, he took out a handkerchief from his bag and handed it to him...

It's just that there was something in Shikamaru's hand that couldn't be freed, Aoki Kita stared at Shikamaru with big eyes for a while while holding the handkerchief, then nodded suddenly, walked to the opposite side of Shikamaru, and gave it to him very naturally. wipe sweat.

Shikamaru's eyes, which always can't wake up, suddenly widened, looking at Aoki Kita who was very close to him, her eyes were big, ah, her eyelashes were all red, um, there was a scent on her body, not the scent of flowers, deer Wan subconsciously inhaled the nose, a bit like the smell of herbs...

In a trance, Shikamaru met Aoki Kita's penetrating eyes, ruby-like pupils, and he could see his own reflection... Coax, Shikamaru's face was completely red like Aoki Kita's eyes.

Aoki Kita touched his face, "Is it so hot? Let me get some for you, my house will be there soon"

Shikamaru swished away from Aoki Kita's hand that was about to share the heavy load, and walked forward quickly, "No...no need"

"But……"

"It's okay, I can handle it"

"No, I mean..."

"Hurry up, that guy Choji started shouting hungry after school"

Aoki Kita grabbed Shikamaru's arm, Shikamaru paused, his body stiffened... "I mean, you went in the wrong direction." Aoki Kita pointed to the right side of the road and said, "My home is over here."

Shikamaru's stiff body instantly shrugged, black lines...

The curtain of the izakaya was lifted, and Nara Shikahisa leaned against the door frame and looked at Shikamaru who was carrying two bags full of vegetables in front of him, and touched his chin playfully, "Tsk tsk... This looks really like a young couple going home together... ...Do you want to go back and talk to the kid's mother, their brat is looking for a little wife?"

Aoki Bei thinks that squirrels are really powerful. Look at the shredded vegetables he cuts. The roots are even in thickness and size. Washing vegetables is a piece of cake... and look at the two in the living room who are hugging pillows and making a mess all over the floor. Rolling Naruto and Xizi...

Sure enough, there is a need for comparison between people, even Choji is better than these two brats, at least he can just sit there holding potato chips honestly!

Aoki Kita stewed the bottom of the pot, and said sincerely to Shikamaru who was putting vegetables on the plate, "Squirrel, you must be a good husband in the future."

Shikamaru slipped his hand and almost dropped the plate... Turning around, the corners of his mouth twitched and he looked at Aoki Kita whose face I really thought so, and lowered his head weakly, "Thank you for your compliment..."

With Choji and Naruto around, you never have to worry about the possibility of leftovers. After dinner, Yuko and Naruto dragged Choji to the kitchen to wash the dishes. Afterwards, the children played around for a while, and it was time to go home up.

Choji sincerely thanked "Thank you for the hospitality"

"You're welcome, it's very lively when you come to the house, come again next time." Xizi put her arms around Aokibi's shoulders and put most of her weight on her body, smiling and blinking "Xiaobei's cooking is delicious Oh~" Successfully seduced Dingji, his head nodded quickly.

"Welcome anytime," Aoki Kita said seriously.

"See you tomorrow"

"See you tomorrow"

"Naruto! Don't be late tomorrow!" Xizi shouted at Naruto's back.Naruto turned around and ran, laughing and waving his hands.

"It's useless to say it." Aoki Bei took Xizi's arm and dragged him into the room, "It's more reliable for you to call him."

"Oh, my God, I prefer to wake Brother Itachi~~~~"

"Sasuke will kill you straight away"

"Tch, brother-controlled bastard!"

"..."