[NARUTO] Carrot and Mackerel

Everyone has played tricks on people and done something second to none during school.

Qingmubei still lives his life as usual every day, attends classes to practice, practice to attend classes, and occasionally sneaks a little lazy to go to the small woods to find a big tree that is pleasing to the eye to sleep and relax.

With the increase in the number of skipping classes, Mr. Iruka's voice became louder and his temper became more and more irritable.Kita Aoki has already found the pattern. When Teacher Iruka took a deep breath, she covered her ears. After a strong air flow swept through the classroom, she calmly put down her hands. The children's shoes who have mastered Mr. Iruka's lion's roar show a little bit of sympathy.

A great man once said, give me a pole and I can lift the whole earth... From Kita Aoki's point of view, give Xizi a little time, and she can read the four words Uchiha Itachi from beginning to end until she dies!

During the period, there was also grievance against Sasuke's brother controlling his younger brother. In her words, anyone who disturbed her love with her brother Itachi would die...

Aoki Kita turned his head bored, Xizi, you only saw brother Sasuke controlling, didn't you realize that brother Itachi's brother controlling attribute?Actually... These two people should be together the most... Aoki Bei blinked in confusion, why did she feel that she was the truth?

You can't tell Xiko this, otherwise Xiko will definitely go to Uchiha's house in the middle of the night to assassinate Sasuke.Although Aoki Bei knew that it was impossible to succeed, but one thing less was better than one thing more, she didn't want to clean up the mess for Xizi anymore.

Having said that, Aoki Bei counted with his fingers, Xizi is only six years old this year, do you know what liking is?In a daze, Aoki Kita seems to remember that Naruto also has a girl he likes, and it's the girl named Sakura in the class.

Aoki Bei covered the corner of his mouth that was about to twitch, damn it is puppy love! ...or is it that she has just entered the ranks of school-age children and has already started to grow old?The corners of the mouth twitched and the eyebrows jumped... Isn't this unscientific?

Aoki Kita felt that something was wrong with Naruto and Yuko during the lunch break. In less than 3 minutes, the two brats cleared the meal, put down the lunch box and ran away. Aoki Kita looked at the two lunch boxes that were still spinning on the ground , raised his hand to press down the veins on his forehead, took a deep breath, and let it out slowly.

Needless to say, these two bastards must have gone to hell again!He took a sip of water to put the food down, packed the lunch box, washed it and put it back in the classroom, just walking across from Sasuke who came out of the classroom.

Aoki Kita held a stack of lunch boxes and silently pushed it away to make way for Master Sasuke, and then the young master gave her an arrogant and petite look, and walked past her proudly with his little head up.

Aoki Bei twitched the corners of his eyes, young master, you are only a short step away!Sigh, she doesn't know as well as the young master...

Just as she was about to enter the classroom, she saw two very familiar figures out of the corner of her eyes, sneaking behind Sasuke.Aokibi immediately felt a little pain in his brain, quickly put the lunch box on the seat, and ran out to follow behind Naruto Yuko.

So... Master Sasuke went to the bathroom.

Go to the toilet! !Aoki Kita's feet stopped instantly, but his eyes widened little by little following Xizi's back.Utsumi Xiko! !You actually followed in!That's the men's room! !

Xizi, who was already immersed in her plan, didn't even notice Aoki Kita's eyes that were about to get angry at all, and smiled slyly and gestured to Naruto, Naruto nodded to indicate receipt, and shook the toilet paper in his hand at her, With the same smirk on his tiptoe, he took a wooden stick with the thickness of an arm across the door that Sasuke entered.

So... when Sasuke finished untying the large size comfortably, he stretched out his hand... the small face immediately turned black, and the place where the toilet paper was originally placed was empty! !Rummaging through the pockets on his body, his little face turned black again, only one kunai...

Yuko, who didn't know when she jumped into the space next to Sasuke, stepped on the water pipe on the wall and lay on top of the grid, holding a small bucket full of water in both hands, staring at Sasuke's dark red face When holding the kunai in his hand, he bit his lips and suppressed a smile.

Just when she was about to pour the water down, she froze for a moment and blinked vigorously.Naruto walked over thinking about his feet and poked Xizi's leg with his hand, mouthing "Xizi, we should go..."

Xizi lowered her head and rolled her eyes, smiled wretchedly, and winked at Naruto as she joked silently, "Sasuke's chicken~ the chicken is bigger than yours~" Although she had never seen Naruto's chicken ~Chicken is a paper drop like a horse...

... Naruto was stunned for a moment, and when he realized what Xizi was talking about, he subconsciously looked down at himself, and then the red color spread along his neck to the top of his head, and smoke burst out, pointing at Xizi With an extremely wretched smile on his face, he shook for a long time, and suddenly yelled "Xizi! You are so rascal!!" After speaking, he opened the door and ran away.

Sasuke raised his head in shock at Naruto's words, turned his head to meet Xiko's startled face, shook his hand, and threw the kunai towards Xiko's head.

Then I heard "Ouch", plop!Xizi rolled down from the top, and was hit on the waist by the toilet in the middle... Xizi's small face was wrinkled in pain, and at the same time regretted in her heart, the joke was over, who knew Naruto would be shy!

"Utsumi Yuko! I'm going to kill you!" Following Sasuke's roar of anger +100, Xiko ran out of the men's room with her hands on her waist, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

Standing at the door of the women's toilet, Aoki Kita looked at the small plastic bucket that fell in two and rolled out of the cubicle, and then looked at the old toilet paper that Naruto threw at the door, and rubbed his forehead with his hand. The lower beam is getting bigger...

Aokibi lowered his head to look at the toilet paper in his hand, and then looked at the men's toilet which was already silent but was stained by Sasuke's anger. In the end, he couldn't move his feet, turned around and walked out, ran to the roof of the school, and stared at the sleeping Mimi The staring Shikamaru was pulled up and walked towards the toilet.

"Hey, where are you going?" Shikamaru yawned and asked lazily while wiping the normal saline in the corner of his eyes.

"to the toilet"

"...Huh?!" This time Shikamaru was really sober, and wanted to back away with horror on his face, "Why are you dragging me to the toilet!!"

Aoki Kita pulled Shikamaru hard to prevent him from leaving, and said without looking back, "I can't do it without you"

What the hell!What do you mean I can't do without you!Shikamaru froze for a moment, no... Aoki Kita, please explain clearly to me!Or... Xiaoshimaru, who has a super high IQ, thought about this sentence no less than two hundred times, and his little face began to turn red. He was pulled by Aoki Kita and walked mechanically. If you look carefully, it is... the same hand The same foot...Yeah, he must be thinking too much, it's really troublesome! !

Aoki Kita didn't feel anything wrong with what he said, and pulled Shikamaru all the way to the door of the toilet, stuffed the toilet paper in his hand, pointed to the men's toilet, and said seriously to Shikamaru, "Please, please Sasuke sent it"

"Huh?" Shikamaru's head was a little stuck, and you dragged me here in a hurry just to deliver toilet paper to Sasuke? !

"please"

"...No, no, it's nothing." Shikamaru leisurely walked towards the men's room with a roll of toilet paper in his hands, spurning himself in his heart as he walked, it's nothing, what are you thinking about so much!Ask for trouble!The corners of the mouth shrugged and the corners of the eyes began to droop, with a look of weakness "Hey, Sasuke, are you there?"

When Shikamaru saw Sasuke's appearance clearly, he suddenly understood why Aoki Kita wanted to send toilet paper to Sasuke.

Move the wooden stick across the door, open the door a small crack and pass the toilet paper in.After a while, Sasuke, who was dripping all over his body, had a dark face, eyes spitting fire, and walked out in a panic. Shikamaru glanced at Sasuke's stiff movements from the corner of his eyes, and estimated that he had been inside for an hour, and his legs were numb.

Shikamaru came out and watched Sasuke fight with Aoki Kita in a murderous spirit, and covered his face with his hand, "I'm sorry, hello!"

This kind of thing has nothing to do with Aoki North!She even had to find a boy to deliver toilet paper, how could she lock him up in the men's toilet and pour water into it!This kind of thing can only be done by Naruto and Utsumi!

"Sasuke, although it's troublesome, this matter has nothing to do with Aoki, right?"

"The ones with those two idiots at the end of the crane are not good people! Hmph!"

Sasuke listened to Shikamaru's words, but before leaving, he slapped Aoki Kita several hundred times.Aoki Kita said that he was not shot once or twice while lying down, he calmly patted the dirt on his body, and thanked Shikamaru earnestly.

Shikamaru waved his hand, and the two walked to the classroom together, and it was time for class in a few minutes.

"Why don't you explain"

"explain what"

"That prank"

"Is it useful?"

... Shikamaru thought about it for a while, then sighed "Well, it's really useless." Standing with these two friends, Shikamaru really felt that Aoki Kita was... unlucky.

"Thank you for your help today, please have lunch tomorrow"

"No...that little thing is nothing." Shikamaru twitched the corner of his eyes, and it was just a piece of toilet paper...

"Even if it's a trivial matter, I still have to be grateful." Aoki Kita tilted his head and said.

Shikamaru looked at Aoki Kita's penetrating red eyes and her serious expression, suddenly she couldn't say the words of refusal, her eyes wandered for a while, "Uh, I'll trouble you then"

"I will remember not to put eggs." Kita Aoki turned around and smiled at Shikamaru, walked into the classroom, sat down on the seat and waited for class.

Shikamaru was stunned for a while, then slowly came in, sat behind Aoki Kita, looked at Aoki Kita's back with his chin propped up, and smiled lazily, he thought it would be nice for someone to make a nutritious bento.

Sasuke was always under pressure all afternoon, even wearing the children's shoes sitting around him in class was trembling, especially when Mr. Iruka finished roll call, Naruto Uzumaki and Yuko Utsumi had been counting the number of times When the habitual offender who skipped classes was away, the pencil in the assistant's hand broke with a snap, and the children's shoes around him shook three times.

Only the girls from Sasuke's support group shyly held their faces and whispered how handsome Sasuke looked when he was angry... Kita Aoki blinked, calmly looking back at Sasuke who killed her with his eyes, trying to convey information with his eyes.

You see, I'm useless and I don't know where the two of them went.

Sasuke, hum!Only ghosts will believe your words!

Aoki Bei shrugged, if you don't believe me, there is nothing you can do, just turn around and ignore him.

Sasuke's air pressure continued to drop, and the children's shoes around him rubbed his arms together, unanimously deciding to add an extra coat tomorrow, it's a bit cold for some reason.

Shikamaru watched the interaction between Aoki Kita and Sasuke from behind, felt for no reason, although Aoki Kita usually didn't have any expression, but he was dazed, and his character of doing everything seriously was quite cute, glanced at it and was about to explode in anger Sasuke, lying on the table to continue his sleeping business, because he felt that Sasuke would be the loser when facing Aoki Kita...

Hey, is he worried that Aoki Kita will suffer?Have it? ......... Well, it's troublesome to think about this, let's go to bed first...

Xiko and Naruto didn't show up in the classroom until after school, and Aoki Kita asked Sasuke at the school gate, why don't you go to her house, maybe the two of them will be there.

It's just that Master Sasuke snorted, with a look of "I don't believe you, you are with them", and went home angrily with crumpled clothes and a little face that had been dark all afternoon.

Aoki Kita frowned and looked at Sasuke's back, turned his head, "Do I look like a bad guy who is lying?"

Shikamaru rubbed his face that was a little numb after sleeping all afternoon, and said vaguely, "Trouble, in his heart, you and Naruto Utsumi are on the same side, of course he doesn't believe what you said."

"It feels so naive." Aoki Kita was silent for a while, and then came out this sentence.

Shikamaru chuckled, but didn't speak.Follow Aoki Kita to the vegetable market. Ever since I went to Aoki Kita's house for dinner that day, Shikamaru knew that Aoki Kita would go to buy vegetables for the next day after school every day, so he went with her and helped her carry them back after she finished shopping. Home, occasionally stop for a little tea and snacks, um, and bring some back to Ding Ci from time to time.

"Well, it's my first time making mackerel dishes, so it might not be very tasty"

"It's okay, I don't care, it will be fine if you do it a few more times." Xiaolumaru calmly gave himself Zengjia benefits.

Aoki Kita thought for a while and said seriously, "Well, I will work hard to improve." Tilting his head, "Maybe I should buy this recipe and study it."

"My mother has a copy, if you want to read it, I'll bring it to you tomorrow." Most of the dishes on it are Shikamaru's favorite dishes...

"OK, thanks"

"You're welcome"

Shikamaru is a little cautious, but thinking about having a lot of dishes he likes for lunch in the future, um, the corners of his mouth are secretly upturned, and Aoki Kita made it for him... The corners of his mouth continue to be upturned, um...the weather is good today ...