[NARUTO] Carrot and Mackerel

The friendship of children is very magical, just like Xizi and Naruto, they just met each other and hated each other, they smell like each other, play pranks together, roll in the mounds together, and bully others together.

Of course, with the precepts and deeds of the dog-headed military strategist Aokibei, the two children have changed from a head-to-head confrontation to a silent shady person. One observes and the other saps.

But the hardest time for the two of them every day is when they come home dirty and will be hit on the head one by one by Aoki Kita with a dark face, it's too worrying!In order to prevent the two brats from running around every day, Aoki Bei insisted on ignoring the tearful and cute appearance of the two kids, and dragged them by the neck to practice laps in the woods.

Aoki Kita looked at Naruto and Yuko who were deserting over there, and rubbed her forehead with a headache, feeling that she was becoming more and more a babysitter!However, Aoki Kita felt sorry for Naruto, she hadn't heard the rumors in the village that Xizi's parents died in that disaster, but Xizi never hated Naruto at all.

Xizi is very similar to Naruto, she looks carefree, but her mind is very delicate and kind, although she is very young, she can clearly distinguish between good and evil.

When sleeping that night, Xizi lay on the bed and whispered, "Those people in the village are scolding Naruto one by one, I don't know what they think, is their head squeezed by the door? A bit stupid, but he's a good guy!"

"Yeah" Aoki Kita looked at the roof illuminated by the moonlight and responded softly. Venting anger is always a human disease, and no one can avoid it. Aoki Kita is sincerely happy for Xiko and Naruto, they are not polluted , still so sunny and happy smiling, that's great.

"Hey, Xiaobei... Obasan at the east end of the village said that my parents were killed by Naruto, so I don't believe it." Xizi put her head in the pillow and said in a low voice, "Naruto is Naruto, he is My good friend and brother of Utsumi Xizi is definitely not a monster!"

"Why don't you believe it?"

"Naruto is as old as us, and when his parents died, he was a bare-bottomed baby just like us, hey, that Obasan can't even tell a lie, he's so stupid!" Xizi curled her lips.

Aoki Kita curved his mouth, turned his head to look at Xizi and teased, "You've become smarter"

"I'm already very smart! Bad little Bei!" Xizi stuck out her tongue at her and made a grimace and pulled the quilt to sleep.Aoki Kita smiled silently, Xizi, she is a good girl~

He stopped throwing thousands of books, raised his hand to wipe the sweat from his forehead, looked around, but couldn't see the shadows of Xiko and Naruto, sighed, he didn't know where he went, thinking about Naruto these days The little face with a little more meat is finally getting better, why don't you cook hot pot at night...

Aoki Bei sighed, when will the title of nanny be taken off her head.

"Get off my brother, you stupid woman!"

"Xizi! Why are you pushing Xizi, you bastard!"

…… Aoki Bei raised his head to look at the sky, rubbed his forehead, and found out sadly that it seems... that there is no prospect of getting rid of this title.

Throwing down the thousand books in his hand, he ran towards the place where the sound came from.The scene in front of him made Aoki Kita's forehead twitch heavily.

Xizi was lying on a young boy, holding his collar with both hands, with a dull expression on his face. Xizi, who was always carefree in the past, had two little pink spots on his face at this moment. The young boy who was thrown seemed to be stunned just now, but now Awakened by the quarrel between Naruto and the little black-haired boy next to him, he looked down at Xizi who was still in a daze, sat up expressionlessly, gently pushed Xizi aside, stood up and patted her body gracefully He walked up to the little boy and patted his head "Sasuke"

The little boy named Sasuke was stunned for a moment, looked up at him, then closed his mouth reluctantly, but still gave Naruto a hard look, and even stared at Naruto while grinding his teeth as he sat on the ground covering his mouth. Xizi with her mouth open, her little face flushed with anger, Aoki Kita thought of tomato for a moment...

Rubbing his forehead habitually, he walked over and bowed to the boy, "Sorry, they bothered you."

"Xiaobei, why are you apologizing? If this guy hadn't jumped out suddenly, Xizi wouldn't have fallen from the tree," Naruto said loudly dissatisfied.

"It's obvious that you suddenly appeared!"

"It was you who appeared first!"

"It's not me, it's you!"

……………This is how children quarrel.

Aoki Kita twitched the corner of his mouth speechlessly, and bowed again apologetically to the boy, "I'm very sorry"

"It's okay, Sasuke was reckless"

"I just...huh" Sasuke retorted subconsciously, but was abruptly swallowed by our brother's gentle and gentle smile, and glared at the triumphant Naruto, pouted his mouth and snorted angrily.

"Okay, it's time to go back, today mother prepared kombu rice balls"

"Oh"

"I will practice with you next time"

"Really?! Brother, don't lie!"

"Well, don't lie to you"

"Hehe, brother is the best!"

Aoki Bei looked at the back of the one big and one small leaving holding hands, feeling very warm inexplicably, that person is really a good brother.

Turning around, Aoki Kita keenly noticed the envy in Naruto's eyes, yes, the most enviable thing for orphans like them without parents is the existence of relatives. It's been too long, I have become indifferent, and not everyone can bear the habit of being alone.

Walking over to prepare to pull up Xizi who is about to become an earth-bound spirit... As soon as he stretched out his hand, Xizi grabbed him nervously, Aoki Bei raised his eyebrows and looked at Xizi's dreamy expression with a bad feeling...

"Xiaobei...my heart was shot by the arrow of Cupid!"

......==+

"When I saw him, my whole body was numb and my heart beat faster. The most important thing is" Xizi covered her face with a rippling face, "He actually kissed him, I'm so shy~~"

……==++

"Xiao Bei! I've decided, he is the Prince Charming in my heart, and he's the only one in my life!"

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Naruto originally wanted to ask Kita Aoki if she was stunned by the fall, but when he saw Kita Aoki's dark face, he shook, took a step back slowly, took another step back, and swallowed hard. Drooling, little...Xiaobei, so scary...TT

Aoki Kita calmly threw away the claws on his wrist, turned around with a blank expression, "Naruto, it's time to go home for dinner."

"Eh?...Ah, that, Xiaobei... Xizi..." Naruto asked cautiously, taking a peek at Aoki Kita's face.

"Never mind..."

"Aww, Little Bei Naruto! I forgot to ask his name!!!"

Swipe... Aoki Kita sweeps over... Aoki Kita leaves expressionlessly... Naruto is sweating coldly, looks at Aoki Kita's back, trots over after a while, wants to reach out his hand, but looks at the shimmering Chimoto , shrunk a bit, "Well, Xizi... are you okay?"

"TT has turned into a hedgehog! You idiot, do you think I can get better!!" Xizi Lasagna yelled, "Xiao Bei!! I was wrong!!"

At the same time, Naruto once again said to himself in his heart, death will not make Xiaobei angry! !

Time flies by... In the blink of an eye, a year has passed, and during this year, Aoki Bei felt that he became more and more calm.

Naruto and Sasuke blew up at each other as soon as they met, and the needle point refused to accept anyone, Xiko and Sasuke... Well, for a brother who covets his brother, Xiko is a heinous villain in his eyes !But Xiko and Naruto are good friends, so Sasuke really doesn't want to see these two people!Even Aoki Kita was shot lying down...

When Aoki Kita came out of the weapon shop, the thousand books that he always recycled had been completely scrapped under Aoki Kita’s daily practice. In order not to delay his own cultivation progress, Aoki Kita went to the weapon shop to pick out a new thousand copies after finishing his morning exercises in the morning.

When she passed by the meatball shop, she saw Itachi Uchiha standing at the door holding Xizi helplessly, she raised her eyebrows calmly, Xizi is an idiot Uchiha Itachi not once or twice... every time She was caught, but she never repented, Xizi called it a good name, this is the love between her and Uchiha Itachi.interest!

At that time, Aoki North flew over with a thousand copies, silently swearing, feeling.Fun with your sister!

Glancing at Yuko who was quite silly smiling at Uchiha Itachi, Aoki Kita passed by without squinting... But the truth is not good at all. Once released, prepare to turn around and leave.

But as soon as he took a step, Xizi hugged his waist like an octopus, "Brother Itachi, are you going to leave me?"

Aoki Kita looked at Uchiha Itachi's stiff back, and a hint of interest flashed in his red eyes.

"Nai Hai, let me go"

Uchiha Itachi had a very headache for this little girl named Utsumi Yuko who had been with him for more than a year. Since that accident, this child would always appear in front of him from time to time, and always liked to pounce on him.

Uchiha Itachi is very helpless about this, Uchiha Itachi is very tolerant to her in the same age as Sasuke, but... there must be a limit to everything, right?As soon as Sasuke saw Utsumi, he looked like a cat with its hair blown up. He completely regarded her as an enemy. Although he could occasionally see the cute appearance of Sasuke's hair blown up, every time he went back, Sasuke even talked in his sleep now. Dead woman, let go of my brother!" This is not normal, is it?

However, the child in Neihai always said things to him, which made him angry, neither because he laughed nor because she didn't, where did she hear those words!Looking back at Utsumi who had a koala on his back, he tore her off with his backhand, "Stop making trouble"

"Oh... brother Itachi, don't go, my heart for you can be learned from the world, the sea is dry and the stone is rotten, my love for you is broken..."

"...Pfft..." Aoki Bei turned his head and covered the corners of his mouth with the back of his hand. She couldn't help but be irritable when Xizi played tricks on her before. It's just a different person. Why did this scene suddenly feel happy, especially looking at Yu Zhi Po Itachi's paralyzed face has a tendency to crack...uh, that's funny.

It is said that you will be caught if you do bad things, not to mention that Aoki Kita is still blatantly snickering in front of the person involved, so it is absolute to be caught.Aoki Kita cast a black shadow in front of him, raised his head reflexively, then felt a pain in his forehead, raised his hand to cover it, and looked at Itachi Uchiha for some unknown reason, his penetrating red eyes clearly revealed why you poked me.

It's just that Aoki Kita also looked at him with a small face and a confused face, which made Uchiha Itachi think it was cute, and the corners of his mouth turned up slightly, "It's too obvious to gloat"

"Ah..." Aoki Bei was stunned for a moment, and nodded seriously, "Sorry, next time I will gloat in places where you can't see"

Such a straightforward answer made Uchiha Itachi not know what to say for a while, seeing Aoki Kita's solemn face, Uchiha Itachi's finger poked her forehead again.

So Aoki Kita's paralyzed face became ==!

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... Even if you're the one i like, you can't flirt with my elm! He ran over from there at once, with his arms open, and stood between Uchiha Itachi and Aoki Kita.

Boom!

"Aww, it hurts!" Xizi squatted with her head in her arms and looked at Aokibei with tears in her eyes, "Xiaobei, how could you treat me like this, I will kill my relatives just because of you..."

The three thousand roots aggressively approached Xizi's feet, shining silver-white metallic luster in the sun, Xizi suddenly silenced, stood up, patted the dirt on her body, smoothed the folds on her clothes, and made a slap on her mouth to Aokibei Zipper action.

The series of actions did not take more than 1 minute. Itachi Uchiha raised his eyebrows. It turns out that there are still people in the inner sea who can control it!

Kita Aoki cast a sideways glance at Xiko, who was pretending to be obedient, pulled his fingers, and tightened the thin wire connected to Senbon. Senmoto, who had been aggressive into the ground, returned to his palm, and smoothly put them into the knife bag between his legs. Itachi bowed slightly, turned and left.

As for the rest, she is too lazy to care about it!Xizi that guy!snort!She decided that tonight is fried carrots stewed carrots, cold carrots and carrot fried rice!Xizi, who was persistently chasing her sweetheart over there, shivered suddenly, and suddenly had a bad feeling...

Aoki Kita rubbed the poked numb forehead while walking, with a cold face, he kept slandering Itachi Uchiha in his heart, his forehead was almost poked out, isn't it just watching it will be lively, stingy, use So much energy!

Slap... Aokibi, who was slandering Itachi Uchiha, didn't see the figure coming out of the street corner, and bumped into him accidentally, but the bump was the second...

The one on the opposite side who walks without looking at the road is Nara Shikamaru... one is absent-minded, and the other is a lazy person who has to close his eyes when he walks. This happened to him, actually. , should be regarded as justified.

Aoki Kita and Nara Shikamaru are both five or six-year-old children. As a boy, Nara Shikamaru is half a head taller than Aoki Kita. Aoki Kita has no habit of walking with his head down, so...the two little friends who bumped into each other were very It was staged gorgeously, kissing drama.

Of course, because of the difference in height, Nara Shikamaru's pink lips are stamped on Aoki Kita's forehead, which is where Uchiha Itachi poked a red mark...

Aoki Bei didn't respond, but felt a warm soft touch on his forehead, he just froze for a moment, pushed back a step, and when he saw the person opposite, he played back the scene in his head that he was in the woods. The little boy I saw in...

But after Xiaolumaru children's shoes with a super high IQ realized the fact that he kissed the forehead of a little girl, his face turned into a tomato...

Especially when Aoki Bei looked at him seriously and called him a squirrel, his red face turned purple again...

How could it be such a coincidence?He managed to hypnotize himself to forget the embarrassing things that day, okay?For God's sake, it was brought up again, hey!He just came out to make soy sauce... Really, what a trouble... Then the corner of his mouth pulled down...

"My name is Nara Shikamaru, not Squirrel"