[NARUTO] Carrot and Mackerel

Aoki Cangwu's name was engraved on the memorial monument, and Aoki Bei became an orphan, but fortunately, she put the hero's daughter in front of the orphan...

Xizi carefully glanced at Aoki Bei who was expressionless, took a breath, patted her on the shoulder vigorously and laughed, "Xiao Bei, now we have become brothers and sisters!"

Aoki Bei sighed, "Xizi, don't use idioms indiscriminately"

"I didn't use it indiscriminately. Look, I don't have parents, and you don't have any. We are the only two left in the family. Aren't we just brothers and sisters?" Xizi looked over with an innocent expression that I didn't use wrongly at all.

Aoki Bei's forehead twitched, his ruby ​​eyes stared at her without blinking, and he said quietly, "So, did you pack yourself into my house?"

Xizi's face froze, and in the next second she moved to Aokibei's side, and took her hand pitifully, "Don't you want me anymore? I have been devoted to you for so many years, even In my dream, you are always smiling, you...you treat me like this...I, I, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, it hurts!"

Aoki Bei calmly shook his hand, and stuffed the vegetable basket in Xizi's arms into Xizi's arms. Xizi followed in a hurry, Aoki Bei took out an orange book from Xizi's waist, and looked at the book on which was a man in a red skirt. A vulgar picture of a busty woman running in front of her, and the man behind her chasing affectionately, with eyebrows raised, facing Xizi who was sweating and giggling, with a cold little face holding a book in her hand and looking at her He patted his forehead, and squeezed out a sentence from between his teeth, "Eat carrots tonight!"

The smashed Xizi heard this and immediately crouched down holding the vegetable basket and wailing, "Aww, I don't want to eat carrots!! Xiao Bei! You can't do this to me!!"

Aoki Kita ignored the unrepentant Qingme behind him, when he passed by the trash can, he threw the book in his hand into it and said, "This month's pocket money will be halved!"

Xizi threw herself directly to the ground, lasagna, looked up tearfully at the back of Aoki Bei, who had a straight back in front of her, and stretched out her hand tremblingly, "Xiao Bei... woo woo woo, you are so cruel"

Aoki Kita stopped and turned his head, "If I see you peeking at bad books again, you just wait to eat carrots every day!"

"…………"

Xizi jumped up from the ground like a carp, and ran to Aokibei in a hurry, staring at the grey-blue eyes with a solemn face and promised, "I promise I will never peek at it in the future!"

"Oh, just look at it openly, just give me a month of hunger strike."

"... TT hi!" Xiaobei, you want to starve me to death, this is...

On the bustling street, Aoki Kita was walking in front, behind was Xizi holding a basket full of vegetables in despondency, and followed like a lifeless puppy. "Next time is not an example"

"Ooooh, Xiaobei, I love you to death!!"

Wow... The vegetables spilled all over the ground, and the beautiful vegetable basket rolled on the ground several times...

"Nei, Hai, Xi, Zi!"

"Aww, Xiaobei! I was wrong, I was wrong... I, I, I eat carrots for dinner..."

"Shikamaru, what are you looking at?" Choji came out of the store, holding several packs of potato chips of various flavors, smiling happily, but Shikamaru, who was waiting for him at the entrance of the store, was staring at the path over there in a daze, and followed him Looking in the direction I looked, there was nothing.

"Uh...it's nothing." Shikamaru raised his hand and scratched his hair, looked up at the sky, Xiaobei?Is that girl I met in the woods called Xiaobei?It's just that she seems a little different from the one I saw that day.

He glanced sideways at the large bags of potato chips in Ding Ci's hand, and the corner of his mouth curled up, "Ding Ci, you're going to spend all your pocket money this month again."

"Hehe...yes" Choji put potato chips into his mouth without any burden and smiled contentedly. Shikamaru sighed like a little old man, and reached out to touch the unused pocket money in his trouser pocket. It's really troublesome, in the next few days, his pocket money will turn into potato chips and fly into Ding Ci's arms...

This is a world of ninjas... Aoki Bei knew this very early on, so she would spend most of the day on cultivation, and before going to bed at night, she would carefully study the handwriting left by Aoki Cangwu and some medical information books.

Aoki Kita felt that he was very familiar with some of the acupuncture points of the human body, and he learned them very smoothly without feeling obscure at all, maybe he had learned them before he died.

That's it... Aoki Kita still thinks that Qianben is suitable for him after choosing and choosing.The sun was gradually sinking to the west, and the orange rays fell mottled on Aoki Kita, who was holding his knees and gasping for breath. Beads of sweat rolled down from his forehead, slid across his cheeks, gathered on his pointed chin, and fell drop by drop at his feet. On the tip of the grass, the red eyes were also warmed by the orange sunlight.

Looking at the target covered with thousands of copies, he straightened up and wiped the sweat off his face, raised his head, took a deep breath and exhaled, it was time to go back, moved his heavy legs, walked over to remove the thousands of copies on the target Come down and put it back in the bag, ready to continue practicing tomorrow.

Aokibei and Xizi are orphans, and the village will give them a certain amount of living expenses every month, but fortunately, Aokibei, Xizi and their parents have left them enough money to live for seven or eight years. They said that they were not short of money, but Xizi's money was kept in Aokibei, otherwise, within two years, Xizi would definitely lose all the money left by her parents.

Three-color balls and... Aoki Kita Moya, and those bad books!However, save as much as you can, absolutely don't waste what shouldn't be wasted, this is also a small stubbornness of Aoki Kita.

While packing up my things, I also recovered a little bit of strength, and walked home while thinking about the menu for tonight.When she turned the corner and was about to reach the door of her house, she saw Xizi squatting at the door. The difference was that there was another...

"Xiaobei, Xiaobei!" Seeing Aokibei, Xizi immediately jumped up and rushed towards him, but of course Aokibei dodged him.

Standing there, he swept Xizi up and down, frowning, her clothes were covered with dirt, and the corners of her mouth were almost bruised. She stretched out her hand to pick up Xizi's clothes, and unexpectedly saw a large bruise on her back. bruising.

"Hey, Xiaobei..." Aoki Bei squinted and pulled the silly Xizi who was smiling at the corner of her clothes to walk forward. "Xiaobei, don't be angry, I really didn't mean to fight! It's all those bastards who are too bullying!" Seeing that Aokibei remained silent with a cold face, Xizi hurriedly explained.

"Did they bully you?"

"...No, they bully Naruto, I can't see it, you don't know, Xiaobei, those bastards beat up several of them, it's too shameful! I'm saving people in danger! When it's time to act, act !"

Aoki Kita stopped and looked back to look at the upright Xizi with a smile or not, "Oh ~ so" he reached out and poked the bruise at the corner of her mouth, and was very satisfied to hear Xizi's gasping and wrinkled face "This Is it your trophy?"

"...cough, um, I, I was distracted by accident, so that people took advantage of it." Xizi's eyes drifted.

Aoki Bei was too lazy to listen to Xizi's nonsense, walked to the door of the house, and looked at the awkward boy standing aside, his clothes were ripped out.

There is a big cut, the face is dirty, the exposed arms and legs are covered with bruises from the stones, and there are some small bloodstains, the brows are furrowed, how can you be injured like this?

Seeing that Aoki Bei frowned, the boy's expression was not very good, his blue eyes showed disappointment, but he still pulled out a big grin.

With a grinning smile, "That Xizi, I, I'll go back first..."

"Hey~ Xiaobei, this is Naruto, my new friend! Naruto, this is my best friend, Xiaobei!" Xizi jumped over and hugged the boy named Naruto On the shoulder, he patted vigorously while introducing Aoki Kita.

Seeing the disappointment in Naruto's eyes, Aoki Kita froze for a moment, then nodded, "Hello, my name is Aoki Kita"

Naruto seemed a little surprised, he was stunned for a moment, and then raised a big smile, "My name is Uzumaki Naruto! I will become the man of Hokage in the future!"

Aoki Kita was dazzled by Naruto's smiling face, such a sunny smile made her feel a little dazed, it felt very contagious, and she couldn't help but curl the corners of her mouth, and opened the door, "Come in."

As soon as he entered the door, Aoki Kita threw the dirty Xizi and Naruto into the bathroom respectively, found a set of clean short sleeves and shorts and put them next to Xizi's bathroom door, "Naruto, the clothes are at the door" and found Xizi I went to my room with my clothes, put them by the bed, rolled up my sleeves and went to prepare dinner.

After finishing the dinner and serving it to the table, Aoki Bei looked at the two who were already sitting on the chairs waiting for the meal, and suddenly felt that he was the nanny of these two brats!The corners of his mouth twitched indistinctly, and he sighed, "Let's eat."

"I'm starting!" Xizi happily clasped her palms together and clamped the chopsticks on her thumbs and shouted loudly, then buried her head in eating.Naruto seemed a bit cautious, but after taking a sip, the restraint disappeared immediately, and the two pairs of chopsticks flew up and down on the table...

Aoki Bei looked at the rapidly reduced meals and couldn't help but feel very satisfied.After dinner, Xizi took Naruto to wash the dishes.

This is the unwritten rule between Aoki Kita and Xizi, Aoki Kita is in charge of cooking, Xizi washes the dishes, Aoki Kita does the laundry, and Xizi hangs the clothes, in short, each has a division of labor.

In the kitchen, Naruto was washing the dishes clumsily, looking at Xizi who was bouncing around cleaning the kitchen while humming an unknown tune, and sighed enviously, "Xizi, you and Xiaobei have such a good relationship."

"Of course, Xiaobei and I are real green plums!" Xizi raised her chin proudly.

Naruto lowered his head and slowed down the washing of dishes. After a long time, he mustered up the courage to ask in a low voice, "Then... can I be friends with you?"

Xizi closed the cupboard and said strangely, "What are you talking about, are we friends?" She didn't care whether her hands were dry or not, she slapped Naruto on the back, almost slapping Naruto while washing the dishes Chi Li: "We are comrades in arms! If those guys bully others in the future, I will beat them to pieces together with you!"

"Then come back with bruises all over?" Aoki Bei stood expressionlessly at the door holding the medicine box and looked at Xizi who was making a big declaration.

"Hehehe...Xiaobei..." Xizi stuck out her tongue.

Aoki Kita rolled her eyes, and nodded to Naruto, "You two, come over and apply the medicine."

"Hi~~" Xizi dragged Naruto to the living room, and sat obediently side by side in front of Aoki Kita.

"Ooooh, pain, pain, Xiao Bei... Take it easy!"

"Why don't you scream pain when fighting, aren't you very powerful?"

"Woooooh, I was wrong, I won't dare next time" TT Xiaobei is so scary!

Aoki Kita eased the strength of his subordinates, "Your guarantee has lost its reputation."

"I'm sorry, Xizi..." Naruto lowered his head and said softly.

"Stupid Naruto, why do you have to apologize, Xiaobei is not angry anymore"

"Huh? That..." Naruto glanced at Aoki Kita who had a bad face, and scratched his head in confusion.

"I'm angry." Aoki Kita's words silenced Xizi and Naruto.

Aoki Kita pulled up Xizi's clothes, took the ointment and bandage and sat down in front of Naruto, and said while applying the medicine to him, "Are you two idiots? Head-on confrontation is what the most stupid people would do."

"Huh?" Xizi Naruto was stunned...

Aoki Bei kept moving his hands and continued to say, "Those who bully you must have a leader. There are so many of them, how can you two fight well? Capture the thief first, capture the king, and grab the leader. After defeating him, are you still afraid of those little fellows?"

"But, how do we know who is in the lead?" Xizi raised her hand.

"Stupid, don't you know how to observe carefully? Usually the leader doesn't know how to move, and the one standing behind the crowd who only moves his mouth but doesn't move his hands is probably him."

"...If you put it that way, it seems that the tallest one has never made a move." Naruto said, blinking his eyes.

"Also, if you can't fight, run first. There will be opportunities in the future. There is a saying that it is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge. They are all from the same village anyway. If you can run, the monk can't run away from the temple. Remember the appearance of those people, wait When he placed an order, it would be enough to punish him severely."

"Souga, why didn't I think of that, Xiaobei, you are so smart!" Xizi clapped her hands and praised, she was extremely excited, and moved to Aokibei's side, "Hey, Xiaobei, when are we going to take revenge?!"

Aoki Kita tidied up Naruto's wound, picked up a wet towel and wiped his hands clean "First of all, we need to collect information about the target, where he often goes, and the route back home. Secondly, find a place where no one goes and lead the target there , and then just prepare the sack.”

"What are you preparing the sack for?"

"Cover his head so that he doesn't know who hit him, so he won't be afraid of his revenge." Aoki Bei took out a small bottle of green liquid from the medicine box after finishing speaking, "Others, you can try to put this in in the food they like to eat”

Naruto looked at the small medicine bottle in Aoki Bei's hand, his hair stood on end, and he stammered, "Xiao...Xiaobei, it's not good to kill people"

"Who said you're going to kill someone? It's just an ordinary laxative." Aoki Bei threw the medicine bottle into Naruto's arms, stood up, the corners of his mouth curled up, "Hmph, drag him for two days, let's see if they still have the energy to bully people! "One of Aokibei's attributes, protect your weaknesses!"

Naruto twitched his lips and looked at the vial in his hand, and made an important decision in his heart, "Never make Xiao Bei angry in the future! You will die a miserable death!"

Two days later, a child from a certain family was covered in a sack and beaten into a pig's head for no apparent reason. A child from a certain family began to have diarrhea for no apparent reason until he collapsed.

Aoki Kita put a handful of thousand books into the bull's-eye, turned his head to look at Xiko and Naruto, who were hugging their stomachs and laughing loudly, still laughing at those stupid people, the corners of their mouths were slightly curved.

The Third Hokage stood behind a big tree not far away, shaking his head with a cigarette bag in his mouth, "These children!"

However, Naruto is very pleased to have found a friend who treats him sincerely. Those innocuous little jokes, well...they are all frictions between children...whose children haven't had a naughty time yet.