don't touch my pussy

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Duan Siyao didn't speak. After turning off the disturbing TV series, he touched his ass with one hand, and pointed to the location of the bathroom with the other. The meaning was obvious, and he was silently urging Ji Jingnian to get a mop to mop the floor.

Ji Jingnian glared at his ass, turned around and took two steps to look at the blacked out TV screen, then turned back and asked, "Then can I continue watching TV series after dragging the floor?"

Duan Siyao: "..."

Duan Siyao's mind unconsciously echoed the heroine's cry and the noisy background sound, and his temples throbbed twice, "Is this kind of TV series so good?"

"It's not pretty." Ji Jingnian shook his head, then nodded again, "But it's pretty pretty."

Duan Siyao: "Huh? Is it good-looking?"

"No, don't you understand? Let me tell you!" Ji Jingnian became excited all of a sudden, turned on his toes towards the bathroom and walked back, and sat down next to Duan Siyao, very radiant—— It's the same as the kind of excited light on the face of a person who hears gossip.

Duan Siyao moved back a little disgusted, but Ji Jingnian was very active in wanting to share the charm of this TV series with him, so he immediately posted it, and Duan Siyao quickly reached out.

He slapped Ji Jingnian's face, and pressed Ji Jingnian's handsome face so handsome that people and gods were angry. He pushed Ji Jingnian to the other side forcibly, "Take care of the hygiene first, and then talk to me."

Ji Jingnian: "..."

The small flame in Ji Jingnian's heart was extinguished in an instant, but after waiting for two seconds, he struggled to light the fire again.

"Wait! I'll come back and tell you when I finish mopping the floor!" Ji Jingnian immediately jumped up, dashing towards the bathroom with arrogance, halfway through, he heard Duan Siyao's indifferent voice behind him.

"Can you use a mop?"

Ji Jingnian immediately slammed on the brakes, and only then did he finally realize the point.

He looked back at Duan Siyao silently, and asked with a confused face: "What is a mop?"

Duan Siyao was speechless for a moment, so he could only verbally describe the appearance of the mop to Ji Jingnian, and by the way, teach him how to clean the mop and where it can automatically drain the water. After talking for a long time, he talked about dry mouth, and halfway through Ji Jingnian was unexpectedly considerate. I poured him a glass of water and peeled an orange, with an expression of "I seem to understand but I don't fully understand it", but I am very confident, thinking that I will be able to find the mop and use it smoothly.

Looking at Ji Jingnian's 90.00% confidence, Duan Siyao felt a little nervous. He didn't know why, he knew Ji Jingnian clearly, but subconsciously felt that as long as Ji Jingnian had the confidence to touch something he hadn't touched before, usually [-] % will screw things up, and even let things run wild in another direction, towards a development direction that no one can imagine, and in the end it will be up to him to clean up the mess.

He took another look at Ji Jingnian's confident expression, but still couldn't help standing up while supporting the sofa, "Forget it, I'll take you there and teach you directly."

As a result, when he said this, Ji Jingnian was immediately dissatisfied.

"I said I can do it, why do you still want to take me there?" Ji Jingnian pointed half his face, "You just don't trust me, I'm a quick learner, I said I can do it I can do it, do you see what trouble I have caused?! Why don't you believe me!"

Ji Jingnian spoke too eloquently, and his expression and tone were so natural, Duan Siyao couldn't help but look at the dirty floor, then at the table with a broken corner, and finally looked back That brand-new anti-theft door, at a certain moment, I couldn't help but think that I was living in a dream, and everything I experienced was an illusion. When I spoke, my voice was a little fluttering: "Have you not caused any trouble?"

Ji Jingnian followed Duan Siyao's gaze to look at the three places, then fell silent, stretched out his hand to support Duan Siyao, and walked to the bathroom, "You teach, you teach."

Duan Siyao: "..."

Duan Siyao put his weight on one foot, carefully taught Ji Jingnian how to use a mop, and kept reminding him to be weaker and weaker. After a round of teaching, Duan Siyao felt that he did not take advantage of Ji Jingnian. any cheap.

In the beginning, he was a bit lazy and felt that Ji Jingnian had spent money and had to punish him, but now after this lesson, his throat hurts, and he has to be careful to prevent Ji Jingnian from using too much force to mop if he doesn't pay attention. In the case of dismantling, it’s okay to be lazy if you don’t steal it, and it’s changed from punishing the other party to punishing yourself, so I’m tired of asking.

Ji Jingnian seemed to find a new joy in tossing the mop. He washed the mop "hey hey hey hey" and saw that the mop would automatically squeeze water when he pulled it. He was so happy and his eyes sparkled. Just like a lively and cheerful dog who gets a novelty new toy, he has fun everywhere with the toy in his mouth, wagging his tail, and mopping the floor with unprecedented joy. Duan Siyao seems to be able to see the joy in the air bubbles.

How come some people really like to do housework?Duan Siyao looked at Ji Jingnian mopping the floor in silence, and asked himself involuntarily.

It wasn't until Ji Jinglian ran back and forth several times that he had no choice but to stop the person, "Don't procrastinate, don't procrastinate, it's clean, if you procrastinate further, the floor will be bald for you."

"Ah? Oh..." Ji Jingnian reluctantly stopped his mopping business, and said, "Then I'll go wash the mop?"

Duan Siyao looked up at Ji Jingnian. Ji Jingnian was still wearing the sportswear that was split in the middle, revealing his obvious abdominal muscles. A few drops of sweat hung on his honey-colored skin from mopping the floor back and forth, and he was still holding on to the mop with his right hand. , with a bright look on his face.

hiss.Duan Siyao turned his head sideways, and couldn't hold back a breath of air-conditioning. He looks so handsome that he can drag the floor like a fashion blockbuster!

He covered his eyes, and waved his hand at Ji Jingnian, "Hurry up, just wash and wash..."

Duan Siyao thought about his water bill, and was afraid that Ji Jingnian would become addicted to washing the mop, and added: "After washing, tell me which TV series is good or not... good."

After he finished speaking, he saw that Ji Jingnian had taken a new interest, and immediately regretted it, but he had to finish his speech, and then he watched Ji Jingnian excitedly running into the bathroom with a mop, stayed for two seconds, and then fainted. Sighed.

"Pitt, why do you think your master is so stupid, and a little cute..." Duan Siyao poked Pitt's chubby butt, and heard the sound of pinging, bang, bang, and bang from the bathroom.

His fingers froze immediately, and he silently retracted the fingers that were poked and scratched on the buttocks, thinking: probably because the buttocks were touched, Ji Jingnian must have knelt again.

After thinking about it, he was taken aback: Why should I say again?