don't touch my pussy

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If you don’t want to be driven away, you have to be forced to take care of all the housework. If you don’t want to take care of the housework, you have to wear back the pants with the crotch open, and go out to sleep on the flyover when you’re too poor. Any fool knows what to choose.

If you do housework, do housework, a man can bend and stretch!

Ji Jingnian yelled out the option of doing housework with an expression of "my dignity cannot be trampled on", his ears felt hot unconsciously, and then he saw Duan Siyao covering his mouth and looking away unnaturally .

Ji Jingnian: "?"

What expression is this?Are you kidding?What are you laughing at?laugh at me?

The butt lying in Duan Siyao's arms looked at Ji Jingnian leisurely, his beard swung up and down twice, and then under Ji Jingnian's fierce gaze... the corners of his mouth curled up.

Ji Jingnian: "???"

Grass, why do cats laugh?After he was shocked in his heart, he realized it later, and grasped the point very slowly: This cat dared to laugh at me!

The angry rocket in Ji Jingnian's heart soared into the sky, he was so angry that he was about to explode, he raised his foot and walked forward, trying to drag his ass out of Duan Siyao's arms to educate him, but he just started walking , he stepped on the orange that fell to the ground and rolled to his feet, and rolled back at some point.

"Pfft-"

Unprepared, he stepped on the orange, and the plump, sweet and juicy orange was immediately crushed by him. The orange juice splashed everywhere, and the pulp was crushed into a soft ball, sticking to the ground and Under the slippers.

Duan Siyao: "..."

When Ji Jingnian saw Duan Si's gaze shifting over, he once again had a bad premonition in his heart.

He silently lifted the foot that hit the orange, and the orange was picked up by his shoe, and then fell back to the ground.

At this time, the whole house was very quiet, and the "click" of the oranges falling was very clear. Ji Jingnian and Duan Siyao looked at each other, looking embarrassed.

Ji Jingnian did not dare to put down the foot that stepped on the orange. His sole was already dirty. It was not right to step on the orange again, but it was also wrong to step on a clean place. He could only maintain the independent posture of the golden rooster, which was very embarrassing. Waiting for Duan Siyao to speak.

Duan Siyao didn't know if he was confused by his posture. After a while, he took a look at the originally clean floor, but now it looked dirty and sticky. He said indifferently: "Your decision on me I have an opinion, so I deliberately stepped on the orange to vent?"

"I dare not have it!" Ji Jingnian answered in a second, and immediately changed his words to protect his dignity: "It's not that I dare not!"

"Oh?" Duan Siyao said, "So you really have an opinion?"

"I didn't! I absolutely didn't!" Ji Jingnian patted his mouth, "It was all accidental, I never thought that this orange would roll over to this place, I'll clean it up, I'll clean it up!"

Duan Siyao glanced at Ji Jingnian, snorted softly and stopped talking.

Pipi yawned, lazily watching Ji Jingnian pick up the piled oranges and throw them into the trash can, then suddenly became interested, jumped out of Duan Siyao's arms, stretched out his paws to reach Enough oranges still on the table.

Duan Siyao didn't care about the movements of his butt, he propped his chin up to watch Ji Jingnian bend over to pick up oranges in a golden rooster independent posture, the whole movement seemed very funny and similar, but he had to admire his balance.

"When you step on a clean place, take off your slippers and take it to the bathroom for a rinse. The floor is clean, and it's okay to go barefoot." After he had seen enough, he commanded: "The mop is also in the bathroom. By the way, take it out and mop the floor clean."

Ji Jingnian suspected that his feet were numb. Hearing Duan Siyao's words, he quickly took off the slipper of the raised foot, and stepped back to step on a clean place, but he saw an orange shadow flashing past in the corner of his eye.

He was shocked in his heart, and his movements were very sensitive. He quickly changed his foothold, and just as soon as he stepped on his foot firmly, he spun around on the spot, and then retracted the other foot, and saw an orange rolled onto him. If he hadn't changed positions just now, he would have stepped on another one.

Ji Jingnian: "..."

There are oranges trying to kill me!

Duan Siyao stared dumbfounded at Ji Jingnian standing up and changing several movements back and forth, as if he was dancing on the spot. Then he turned his gaze back and saw his ass lying on the table, with his paws gently pushing forward, and another An orange rolled towards Ji Jingnian.

Duan Siyao has noticed it, and Ji Jingnian must have seen it too.

The two of them stared at the butt at the same time, and when they saw the butt move, they turned back the orange that was just about to be pushed out, and turned over while holding the orange, just like a curious kitten playing with a toy, how innocent and cute .

Ji Jingnian touched his chest quietly, it was full of pity, which was uploaded from the spiritual connection of the fart.

What a pity, what a pity!

Of course, it's a pity that he didn't step on the orange and continue to cause trouble, and was scolded bloody by Duan Siyao!

Ji Jingnian pointed at the ass angrily, and shouted at Duan Siyao: "Look! I said this cat is not so innocent, it deliberately wants to mess with me!"

Butt was pointed at by Ji Jingnian, but without looking at him at all, he nimbly turned over on the table that had collapsed at a corner, the fluff on his body was fluffy and soft, his belly undulated slightly due to his breathing, and his big round eyes were watery. Ling, pitch black, lightly pressed the orange with a small pink pad twice, then stretched out its small tongue and licked its paw.

"Meow~" Pipi yelled twice coquettishly, with a face of "the little cat doesn't know what you are talking about", and then screamed and rushed into Duan Siyao's arms. Stepping back and forth on Yao's thigh, like a massage.

"Be good, be good." Duan Siyao scratched Pi Pi's chin, and when he heard Pi Pi purring comfortably, his heart softened because of the cuteness, and he couldn't stop smiling.

Ji Jingnian's hand was still pointing at the empty table, and trembling after a while.

"You've been confused by it." Ji Jingnian said sadly, "Don't you understand, this cat is the troublemaker, the one who should lose money and do the housework!"

Pipi continued to massage Duan Siyao attentively, completely disregarding Ji Jingnian's slander against it, and kept meowing at Duan Siyao, trying to prove that he was just a simple kitten, and kittens would not do bad things!

Duan Siyao's courteousness to the butt was very rewarding, and while stroking the butt, he said: "Stop making trouble, quickly mop the floor, and clean up the things that fell from the table, it's a mess."

Ji Jingnian: "..."

Ji Jingnian touched his face.

He wondered confusedly, when I was in the empire, my face was a powerful weapon that was popular among men, women and children. Why can't I be compared to a scheming cat on this earth?

He recalled that Duan Siyao had always been nonchalant towards him in the past, but when he saw the butt, he smiled so tenderly that he dripped water, and reconfirmed one thing - the name "Duan Siyao" might really be cursed, So these two people are not normal!

Ji Jingnian couldn't hold it back anymore, and asked very sincerely and without resentment: "Am I not as good as that broken cat?!"

At the same time, the bloody TV series on TV finally reached its climax, and the heroine cried blood: "Am I not as good as that woman you raised outside?!"

Duan Siyao's hand, which was touching his butt, trembled, and accidentally pulled off a few cat hairs.

Ji Jingnian jumped up all over: "Oh! I don't want to ask, can't it be okay!"