don't touch my pussy

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Ji Jingnian was probably really surprised, his voice was suppressed all of a sudden, the volume went straight from the ear to the sky, and the people and cats present were all shocked when they shouted, and finally they were so excited that they broke their voices.

Duan Siyao felt that he was deaf, his left ear was the crying of the dog blood mother-in-law and his daughter-in-law, and his right ear was the echo of Ji Jingnian's roar, the power was astonishing.

Pipi originally stretched its body and claws, and was furtively picking up the oranges on the table. Under Ji Jingnian's yelling, the whole cat froze, and the fur on its tail was all blown up, like a big feather duster, with its ears stuck back His eyes were wide open, and Ji Jingnian forced him into a state of preparation for battle.

After Ji Jingnian's constant echoes in the room disappeared, his butt "plopped" and lost his balance, his body stiffened and he fell to the ground, his tail struggled subconsciously to sweep around.

"boom!"

"Bang!"

"Boom!"

Duan Siyao sat on the sofa stunned by the continuous sound. He felt a thick smoke spreading in front of him in a trance. When the smoke cleared, he silently looked down. One of the legs of the table suddenly broke off. The things on the table It fell obliquely to the ground.

Pipi's airplane ears are even more exaggerated than before, he shivered while holding his tail tightly, his big watery eyes looked at Duan Siyao pitifully, his throat made an uneasy "cuckoo" sound, and the tip of his tail moved Yes, looks very panicked.

Duan Siyao looked at the tail held by Pipi's little paws, and then looked at his own table leg, opened and closed his mouth, closed and opened again, and couldn't say a word to Pipi who was hiding aside and dared not say a word. talk.

At this time, a round orange hanging in a plastic bag finally fell out slowly, rolled forward after hitting the ground, and finally stopped after hitting an obstacle.

Duan Siyao followed the rolling orange with his eyes, and when the orange stopped, he looked up the obstacle again, and saw Ji Jingnian, who still kept his roaring expression but was full of question marks.

Ji Jingnian: "?"

Ji Jingnian noticed that Duan Siyao's gaze shifted from his ass to him, and a bad premonition flashed by.

No way?This has nothing to do with me, does it?Can't it?

Duan Siyao: "..."

Duan Siyao glanced at the humming butt, and then at Ji Jingnian who was confused and said "None of my business". The contrast between the expressions of one person and one cat was too obvious, and he immediately found the target to fire.

If Ji Jingnian hadn't yelled so loudly, his ass would have been scared?If it wasn't for the ass being scared, it would fall to the ground?If it didn't fall to the ground, would it break one of the table legs?

He thought of the money he spent on buying clothes just now like running water, and the money spent on the anti-theft door that was slapped away by Ji Jingnian and was so broken that he couldn't even repair it, so he had to replace it with a new anti-theft door. Hate came to my heart together.

You can't do whatever you want even if you are handsome.

Duan Siyao directly ignored the unreasonable behavior of how the cat could sweep off the table legs with one tail. Anyway, the point is to deal with the culprit who tried to stay out of the matter.

"Ji Jingnian." Duan Siyao took two deep breaths, smiled gently, his eyes were picturesque, and his voice was very tender, "A door plus a table, how are you going to pay for it?"

"..." There was another question mark on Ji Jingnian's head.

no?Is it really all my fault?

Ji Jingnian immediately strode towards Duan Siyao, his feet were so hard that one couldn't help but wonder if he would stomp through the floor and fall directly downstairs.

Ji Jingnian was furious, and stretched out his trembling fingers angrily, pointing directly at the ass who was still hunched aside and biting his tail, "How can the table be counted on me! It's obviously this cat that did it, so it's none of my business!"

Pipi was pointed to dodge backwards, as if frightened by Ji Jingnian, he let out an aggrieved "beep", his soft ears were attached to his head, his mouth was holding the tip of his tail, and his paws were helplessly on the tail After stepping on it a few times, I feel like I could cry at any time.

"What are you scolding butt for!" Duan Siyao's smile stopped, "Isn't it because you suddenly yelled so loudly that a fart can make it like this! Do you think it won't hurt if it slams its tail on the table?"

"Strong... strong words!" Ji Jingnian's hairs stood on end once when he saw Duan Siyao smile, now that Duan Siyao's smile disappeared, his hairs stood on end again.

Everything Duan Siyao said was unreasonable, but Ji Jingnian didn't know exactly what was unreasonable, so he could only grasp the clearest point to refute.

He touched his butt and lower back, and said loudly, "Of course it doesn't hurt at all!"

Duan Siyao: "..."

He glanced at the butt, it was still humming, and the big wet eyes were blinking at him, looking very pitiful.

Duan Siyao immediately said: "His tail doesn't hurt but my heart hurts! Why do you have to yell and scare it?"

Ji Jingnian: "?"

Ji Jingnian was dazed for two seconds, thinking when did I scare it, and the next moment, a sneaky joy welled up in his heart.

This emotion is not his, it's his ass.

Ji Jingnian narrowed his eyes immediately, and looked at Mingming, who was so happy that he was about to fly, but still pretending to be a poor ass, wishing he could rush up and strangle his ass to death.

Pipi seemed to realize that he had been exposed, and after glancing at Ji Jingnian who was about to move, he immediately rushed into Duan Siyao's arms screaming "meow meow", and Duan Siyao immediately hugged Pipi to comfort him.

Ji Jingnian: "..."

The world is really strict and unkind to good people.

After Duan Siyao finished rua, he looked up at Ji Jingnian and raised a finger, "Ji Jingnian, I'll give you two choices now."

He said: "First, take off the clothes on your body and change back into your own clothes, and walk out as you walked in."

After finishing speaking, he slowly raised his second finger, "Second, as compensation, I will be responsible for all housework, including bathing, cooking and disposing of cat litter, what do you think?"

This is simply an insult to him!It's fine to do housework, why should I take care of this cat!

Ji Jingnian was very angry, he thought that if you don't stay here, you will have a place to stay here, do you think it's rare for me to stay here!Do you think I'm so rare to eat those hot pot BBQ oranges!

He straightened his neck and said loudly with an expression that he would rather die than surrender: "I choose the second!"

Ji Jingnian thought to himself: In the next life, he doesn't want to be the dog who takes the blame again.