don't touch my pussy

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Before Duan Siyao could grasp the flashing familiarity, Ji Jingnian rushed out, and landed on the seat next to Duan Siyao, almost crushing his ass on the sofa. Tail.

Pipi let out an angry roar, flicked his tail twice, then retracted his tail and hugged it. The whole kitten curled up in Duan Siyao's arms, trying to keep a distance from Ji Jingnian.

Ji Jingnian didn't care about the very obvious disgusting behavior of farts at all. He turned on the TV and found the TV series he was watching just now. He happened to see the heroine pretending to die and was rescued. , booked the plane ticket and prepared to go back to find the scumbag, and couldn't help applauding with a "wow".

Duan Siyao: "..."

He thought Ji Jingnian was amazing. When he first broke into his house, he was so angry, as if his house was going to be demolished in the next second—and it was indeed demolished. Very difficult to mess with.

As a result, after saying a few words, he watched the other party let go of himself, from a majestic wild wolf to an incomprehensible stupid dog, and he didn't know where the transition point was.

He turned his head and took a look at Ji Jingnian, and found that Ji Jingnian was just watching TV, and his face turned red with excitement. Look at this expectant expression, is he so into the drama?

Duan Siyao couldn't figure it out, but reason told him not to ask. However, there are some things in this world that the other party would not take the initiative to talk about if he didn't ask. At least Ji Jingnian is a very proactive person. A good dog who will share the fun with his friends.

Ji Jingnian pointed at the TV with the remote control, turned his head to Duan Siyao excitedly and shouted: "Got it! This is what makes it so beautiful!"

"..." Duan Siyao was silent for two seconds, and thought about it quickly, but he still didn't understand where Ji Jingnian's excitement was, so he said dumbly, "Sorry, I don't understand."

"Tsk, I don't understand this!" Ji Jingnian put on a disgusted expression, looking at Duan Siyao like an idiot, and when Duan Siyao looked over coldly, he immediately shuddered, giggling silly, Trying to get away with it, "Don't you think it looks good? Although the front is ugly, it's so ugly that I want to hit someone, but it's so ugly that I can't help but continue to look at it. How could this be?"

While talking, Ji Jingnian scratched his head and asked why, and explained to Duan Siyao with his extremely limited vocabulary: "Hey, it's actually really ugly, but it's both ugly and beautiful, what's it called?"

"..." Duan Siyao felt that Ji Jingqian's words were out of line, he didn't understand a single word, so he said casually, "It's so ugly."

Ji Jingnian: "?"

Ji Jingnian read the words "so ugly" and scratched his head, "It seems to be a little bit right, but it seems a little bit wrong... So this is how people on earth use 'so ugly'?...Don't worry, it's just so ugly And you see, the heroine was so miserable and looked down upon before, but now that she has become so powerful, if she turns back to find that man and tramples him under his feet, that man must regret it! Wow! It looks so good! It’s so ugly!"

Duan Siyao: "..."

Duan Siyao only felt that he and Ji Jingnian were like old people absorbing new things in a storm.

He was lost in thought, and after a while, he took out his mobile phone and searched. After changing various keywords and key sentences, he found the corresponding words with difficulty, "Is this the so-called thunder and cool?"

When Ji Jingnian heard this word for the first time, he was stunned, and asked without shame: "What is thunder and cool?"

"The front of Lei is ugly, embarrassing and angry, making you feel like you have been struck by lightning." Duan Siyao, the top student, has already written down the long speech that he just found out, and explained to Ji Jingnian very confidently: " The cool thing is that now you see that the heroine is going back to find the scumbag, and you want to step on him, and see the scumbag regretting it.

Ji Jingnian nodded hastily, "Yes, yes, yes, I am very excited, I want to see this guy regret to the point of crying! The heroine is so good that he doesn't even know how to cherish it, heh heh, regret it to death! I can't wait to—"

Ji Jingnian slashed downwards at Duan Siyao, bringing out a gust of cold wind.

Duan Siyao: "..."

It's too dramatic.

Duan Siyao was shocked by Ji Jingnian's involvement in the drama, he got stuck in the middle of his speech, and then continued: "Then the feeling you have now is called cool, combined with the previous feeling is called thunder and cool."

"So ugly means both thunder and cool!" Ji Jingnian nodded, "I remember! So there is such a word, I like it! Your earth is so powerful! You understand all this, and you are also very powerful." !"

Duan Siyao: "..."

Duan Siyao silently stuffed the phone behind his buttocks, and with an expression of "what's so great about this", he snorted softly, but his earlobe was a little red, "If you make less trouble, I can still slow down." Slowly teach you something else."

Ji Jingnian is now a young boy full of curiosity. After hearing Duan Siyao's words, he immediately put aside all the so-called macho dignity, and saluted decisively: "I promise not to cause trouble! What are we going to eat tonight?!"

Duan Siyao: "..."

Forget it, I really can’t afford it, and it’s useless to be handsome, so let’s throw it away.

Duan Siyao thought so, but at night, he still opened the takeaway software for Ji Jingnian to choose.

Fortunately, Ji Jingnian is still considerate of others. He doesn't know how the prices on the earth are. When looking at the menu, he asks about the prices, and then confirms that Duan Siyao is just a student. After living with property, I ordered a piece of meat and a dish and then gave up.

It was the first time for Duan Siyao to see Ji Jingnian who was so patient with himself.

Humans are all visual animals, and they always have a natural liking for good-looking people, especially when this good-looking person is surprisingly well-behaved—Duan Siyao looked at Ji Jingnian and asked about the price for a long time, Two people and one cat ate together and only ordered two dishes, and my heart softened immediately.

He immediately waved his hand and said very generously: "Order two more dishes, these two dishes are probably not enough for us."

"Ah? It should be enough for me to eat less..." Ji Jingnian said, staring at the photos with all the colors and flavors on the software, and secretly swallowed, "Two dishes should be enough..."

"Huh? Really enough?" Duan Siyao looked at Ji Jingnian's Adam's apple sliding up and down, and even suspected that the other party would start drooling later, "Why are you so cheap all of a sudden?"

"Hey, didn't you know that money is important before..." Ji Jingnian said, "I can still tell which is more cost-effective..."

Duan Siyao: "..."

Duan Siyao snatched his mobile phone from Ji Jingnian's hand with a sullen face, and deleted the two dishes from the shopping cart in front of Ji Jingnian.

"I can let you eat instant noodles for several years." Duan Siyao smiled, his smile is very charming and beautiful, "Let's eat braised beef flavor first tonight."