don't touch my pussy

Chapter 11 Ten Thousand Why

The author has something to say: Ah... I want to eat hot pot...

Ji Jingnian and Duan Siyao were the only people waiting in the small box. They waited for more than ten minutes before the waiter came to pick them up.

Inside the private room are arc-shaped sofa chairs connected together. Ji Jingnian first helped Duan Siyao to sit down, and then he casually sat down next to Duan Siyao.

After Pipi came out of the police station, except for the time when he was fighting with Ji Jingnian, he slept almost all the way, until he entered the shop, he didn't know whether he was smelled or had enough sleep, and finally woke up completely.

After waking up, it sat in Duan Siyao's arms and licked its paws. After washing its face seriously, it was stunned for a while, then looked up at Duan Siyao, and then at Ji Jingnian who was sitting beside him. Jumped out of Duan Siyao's arms.

It suddenly jumped between Ji Jingnian and Duan Siyao, then squeezed forcefully into the gap where the two of them were leaning against, as if thinking that Ji Jingnian was in the way, kicked Ji Jingnian several times with its paws in troubled waters, almost pinching Ji Jingnian on his waist again The fastened coat is pulled off.

Ji Jingnian originally didn't bother to find fault with Butt, but saw Butt show his claws in a "bass" and stretched out the devil's hand to his coat, so scared that he hurriedly grabbed the coat he used to block his crotch, With a face full of reluctance, he moved a little to the side to make room for his butt to sit.

Pipi waited for Ji Jingnian to move to the side before retracting his little paws. Watching Ji Jingnian lick his paws nervously, he then let out a "meow" and squatted obediently as a hen between the two of them, black pupils Curious to expand.

Ji Jingnian didn't bother to talk to his ass anymore, he sat on the sofa, his eyes sparkled, and he looked left and right curiously.

From Duan Siyao's point of view, Ji Jingnian, Pipi, and the cat all had similar big eyes and moved their heads in unison.

He was softened by this cute scene, and it was rare for him to want to be gentle with Ji Jingnian once. After poking his butt in the head, he put the order tablet in front of Ji Jingnian, "Look what you want What to eat, tell me and I will help you order."

So for the next half hour, Duan Siyao felt unparalleled regret for letting Ji Jingnian read the menu by himself.

It seems that Ji Jingnian really doesn't know anything, just like a child who went out to eat with his mother for the first time, full of a hundred thousand reasons in his head, pestering his mother asking "what is this", "what is this again", During the period, the exclamation of "wow wow" was endless.

However, Duan Siyao is not a kind mother who takes the child out and has the patience to answer questions.

He was soon annoyed by Ji Jingnian's question, and he took the tablet back to him in a hurry, "Forget it, you don't know what these are anyway, I'll order, you can eat whatever I order."

"I don't know if it's normal! I'm not from Earth, can you be more patient—" Ji Jingnian raised his eyes to look at Duan Siyao while talking, but just as his eyes moved over, he received a cold call from Duan Siyao eye knife.

Ji Jingnian: "..."

Damn, I can bear it, I'm here, I can bear anything for food!

Ji Jingnian said, "Okay, you order, you order."

Duan Siyao was very satisfied with Ji Jingnian's speed of confession, he nodded in a good mood and asked, "Can you eat spicy food?"

"What?" Ji Jingnian stretched his neck, put his head in front of the screen and looked at it, and found that the picture was a big cauldron with nothing in it, and he couldn't speak from the picture at all, so he asked at a loss, "What is spicy food?"

Duan Siyao: "..."

Duan Siyao was completely shocked: "You don't even know how to eat spicy food? What do you usually eat in your world?"

"Nutrition supplements, various flavors of supplements, depending on the type, a bottle can last for at least a week, and more can last for three months." Ji Jingnian said, "Of course there are real vegetables, fruits and meat, just It’s not very tasty, it’s expensive and troublesome, and you have to make an appointment half a month in advance to go to a restaurant.”

Duan Siyao: "...Then have you ever eaten something that makes your tongue numb and painful, and you can't help hissing, sweating and runny nose after eating it? Or nutritional supplements?"

"???" Ji Jingnian's pupils trembled, and he nimbly slid back a few positions, "What is that? Sounds too scary? Are you going to poison me?!"

Duan Siyao: "..."

Tired, do not want to explain.

Duan Siyao silently withdrew his eyes from Ji Jingnian, and was about to order a mandarin duck pot, but when he was sure, his head rubbed his leg with his head, and his fingers paused, "Wait, butt is... an alien Cat? What does it usually eat?"

When Pipi heard Duan Siyao calling his name, he immediately lay down and rolled up his stomach, and yelled at Duan Siyao like a pet: "Miwu~"

"Good boy." Duan Siyao rubbed his belly casually.

"It doesn't eat anything." Ji Jingnian clutched his stomach, watching Duan Siyao withdraw his hand covetously, and felt that it was a bit troublesome to explain the existence of butt, so he simply said: "It doesn't eat anything, but it can eat anything , it won't hurt your stomach."

"Oh..." Duan Siyao nodded, turned around and raised his left hand towards Pi Pi, "Pi Pi, then you want mushroom soup hot pot soup base," he said, and raised his right hand , "Or pork belly hot pot soup base?"

Pipi tilted his head: "Miwu~"

"It chooses a fart!" Ji Jingnian was very dissatisfied with Duan Siyao's behavior of not asking his ass, and pushed his ass, "I will choose!"

"Meow!" Pipi quickly raised his paw and slapped Ji Jingnian's hand, then gently put his paw on Duan Siyao's left hand: "Meow!"

"Okay, then the mushroom soup." Duan Siyao shook the paw holding the butt, and selected a spicy pot and a mushroom soup pot on the tablet.

Ji Jingnian was lonely touching the back of his hand that was red from being pawed by his ass: "..."

I hate.

Duan Siyao ordered the food by himself, and then asked Ji Jingnian, "Then do you want a drink?"

He thought that Ji Jingnian, a person whose mind is only about eating, would definitely say drink, but saw Ji Jingnian shaking his head frantically, "Don't drink, don't drink!"

Ji Jingnian's reaction aroused Duan Siyao's curiosity, "Why don't you drink?"

Ji Jingnian said with a bitter face: "I have finally come to Earth, why do I still need to drink nutritional supplements! No, your Earth also has nutritional supplements?"

Duan Siyao: "..."

Duan Siyao ordered two cups of Coke, closed the lid of the tablet, pointed to the separate seasoning table in each box and said: "There are snacks over there, you can go and get some to eat, and relax your hands and feet." Already!"

"Oh!" Ji Jingnian looked at the seasoning table not far away, his eyes lit up, and when he was about to stand up, he remembered something, and turned to Duan Siyao, "Have you ordered pig's feet? The doctor told you to eat more pig's feet." , good for your feet."

Duan Siyao: "...later."

Ji Jingnian nodded, happily got up and walked to the seasoning table.

Duan Siyao moved his hands, and finally picked up the tablet again and ordered a stewed pork knuckle.

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