don't touch my pussy

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After finally getting Duan Siyao's consent, Ji Jingnian was afraid that Duan Siyao would change his mind in the next second, so he hurriedly helped someone across the road, and swaggered to pass the crowd waiting for their number to be called to the store. He was stopped.

"We have to line up." Duan Siyao lifted his chin, pointed at the electronic display on the right side of the door, "Go get a number plate, choose two people..."

He paused and glanced at the butt in his arms.

The private rooms of this hot pot restaurant have a minimum consumption, but the queue is relatively fast, and he is holding a cat...

Duan Siyao scanned Ji Jingnian's figure, he was tall, muscular, and bulky, he looked like a big rice bucket, he estimated that eating in the lobby outside could afford the minimum consumption of a private room, so he said: "Choose one A private room for two."

Ji Jingnian didn't know what a private room was, so he nodded in a daze, helped Duan Siyao to sit on an empty chair beside him, walked to the electronic display screen, and found the private room for two that Duan Siyao had mentioned. Get ready to go down.

"Wait--" Duan Siyao saw Ji Jingnian's index finger that popped out after raising his hand, and suddenly had a bad feeling--a hole would be poked out of the display screen if the finger went down. Come.

After all, it was the Hercules who tore down the door of his house with his bare hands. Changing the door himself would be an extra expense. He didn't want to pay an extra maintenance fee for a meal.

Ji Jingnian was temporarily stopped, thinking that Duan Siyao had regretted it, he held up an index finger and turned his head pitifully, the index finger bent unwillingly, his eyes were full of resentment.

Duan Siyao: "..."

Duan Siyao beckoned to Ji Jingnian like a puppy, "Come help me over, I'll press it myself."

Ji Jingnian: "..."

He paused for two seconds and then shouted: "I can read!"

Ji Jingnian didn't understand Duan Siyao's good intentions at all, he has now recollected it, the doctor in the hospital looked at him with pity just now, it must be Duan Siyao secretly saying behind his back that his brain is not good!Just like the police at the police station!

When he was in the empire, Duan Siyao would ridicule him every day for his strong limbs and simple mind. He never thought that when he came to Earth, he would be ridiculed for meeting a person with the same name and appearance as Duan Siyao!

Ji Jingnian turned his head angrily: "I'm an outstanding graduate of the military academy! I'm also the student representative spokesperson for the graduation ceremony! The characters on your earth are basically the same as the imperial standard characters, and I can recognize them all!"

Duan Siyao was silent for a while, and asked in confusion, "...Did I say anything to you?"

Ji Jingnian yelled angrily: "You said that I grew all my brain cells into my muscles, that I have brain problems because I escaped from a mental hospital! You said that I am illiterate and can't read, and I can't even choose a private room for two!"

Duan Siyao: "...Huh?"

Duan Siyao didn't say anything, he was simply afraid that Ji Jingnian would break his things, and in the end he was suddenly framed by Ji Jingnian with righteous words, but Ji Jingnian still had a loud voice, he suspected that the whole world heard it.

Feeling that people around were whispering and secretly watching them, Duan Siyao was numb all over.

Forget it, if it doesn't work, it will break, anyway, it won't lose money, just put this troublemaker in the store to wash dishes to pay off the debt.

"What are you doing! Are you unwilling to even explain now?" Ji Jingnian was so angry that his nostrils were blown out, and the finger he had raised was trembling crazily. It's just a small matter!"

"Yeah." Duan Siyao raised his chin, and snorted softly, "You press it, you will pay yourself if you press someone's electronic screen, serve food, wash dishes and clean up the table, change your face and face people, and laugh at yourself. Come, pay up until the money is exhausted."

Ji Jingnian: "..."

Ji Jingnian withdrew his finger that was about to touch the screen immediately.

Just kidding, things on the earth are so fragile, even if he tried his best to hold back his strength, he didn't know what to do, maybe he would really lose money.

He stood at the door and peeked inside, just in time to see a little brother pulling noodles in front of the guests. The long noodles pierced the air and made a "squeaky" sound. The guests watched him applaud wildly. "Wow wow wow" in the mouth.

It's a bit embarrassing.Ji Jingnian thought: My hands are used to power up the armor, and my face is used to show up on the big screen to fascinate thousands of girls. How can I do such a thing!

The one who knows the current affairs is Junjie, he immediately turned around at attention, his figure was very good-looking when his waist was straight, and his steps were very neat, the passers-by who were full of question marks just now were amazed.

He walked quickly to Duan Siyao, bowed respectfully and stretched out his hand towards Duan Siyao, "Please."

Duan Siyao: "..."

It can bend and stretch, and it's pretty good.

Duan Siyao put his hand on Ji Jingnian's arm like the old Buddha in a costume drama, and then Ji Jingnian stood up with all his strength, and walked towards the electronic screen with the cane he rented from the hospital.

Ji Jingnian was so nervous that he lowered his head obediently by the side, trying to minimize his sense of existence. He raised his eyes and saw Duan Siyao press on the screen, and a slip of paper with a printed number spit out from the ticket exit. I breathed a sigh of relief.

I have taken all the numbers, so the delicious food that comes back to my mouth will not fly away!

Thinking of this, he straightened his bent waist just standing next to Duan Siyao, and became unrestrained again, casually leading Duan Siyao back to his seat and sitting down.

Duan Siyao was keenly aware of the change in Ji Jingnian's attitude. He glanced at Ji Jingnian with his nostrils turned upside down, feeling baffled, and didn't say anything.

Just at this moment, a young couple next door must have gotten impatient and stood up and threw the calling card into the trash can, "Forget it, don't wait..."

Ji Jingnian: "???"

Ji Jingnian watched the young couple go further and further away, then looked at the calling paper in the trash can, and then at Duan Siyao who was expressionless.

"Cough, are you tired of waiting?" Ji Jingnian quickly put on a smiley face, "Ass is so heavy, let me hold you for a while?"

Duan Siyao didn't speak, but the ass who seemed to be sleeping soundly opened his eyes, and his tail smacked heavily in the air a few times.

Ji Jingnian suddenly shrank his neck: "..."

Duan Siyao grabbed Butt's tail with his hands, and the strength of Butt was withdrawn instantly. The tail limply wrapped around Duan Siyao's slender wrist, and the tip of the tail was still standing up, trembling shyly.

"You don't want to wait anymore?" Duan Siyao asked, "If you don't want to wait, let's go."

"Hey! I want to wait! I want to wait!" Ji Jingnian immediately hugged the stool and did not let go, "I am very patient, I can wait until the end of time, hehe."

Duan Siyao: "..."

Duan Siyao got goosebumps from laughing at that "hey hey", turned his face away silently, he didn't want to see that he was so tall and big, but curled up on the stool desperately, hugging the back of the stool like a rare treasure Ji Jingnian smirked.