don't touch my pussy

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When the waiter came in with two glasses of "Gulu Gulu" bubbling Coke, Ji Jingnian was still holding his ass and looking around at the condiment table.

Originally, Ji Jingnian went to the seasoning stand to get food by himself, but just as he stood still, Duan Siyao didn't know what he saw, when he heard a louder "Wow".

Pipi squatted obediently next to Duan Siyao's thigh and licked his hair, his ears vibrated rhythmically following Ji Jingnian's exclamation, and he stretched his neck to look at Ji Jingnian from behind, finally couldn't hold it back, The child jumped from the sofa to the ground, and rushed towards Ji Jingnian like a small cannonball.

Pipi's movements were so agile and fast, Duan Siyao felt his eyes blur, and when he looked up again, he saw that Pipi had run to Ji Jingnian's feet, arched his body and kicked his little paw on the ground, the whole body The cat nimbly stepped on Ji Jingnian's back, then continued to jump up, and sat safely on top of Ji Jingnian's head.

Duan Siyao: "..."

Butt looks small, but in fact the flesh is solid, he felt sore when he held it, he didn't expect the butt to jump up so hard, Ji Jingnian didn't move, it was just like a It was as if a feather was fluttering down on his hair.

Ji Jingnian looked down at all kinds of seasonings and snacks, and his butt also squatted on top of Ji Jingnian's head and followed it curiously. It seemed that it was afraid that it would not be able to squat stably and fall down. Its claws were still pulling Ji Jingnian's hair, and it was holding on to both sides in a car with humans. Like a seat.

Duan Siyao was a little speechless and amused by this relationship between a man and a cat. He stared at them unconsciously, and saw that Ji Jingnian suddenly lowered his head to get the plate, and his butt slipped down unexpectedly, his limbs and claws were on Ji Jingnian's face. He stomped his face a few times, and quickly opened his mouth to bite Ji Jingnian's hair.

Afterwards, Pipi made a few strange "mum meow" sounds, opened his mouth "yue", and spat out the bitten off Ji Jingnian's hair.

Duan Siyao secretly "hissed" in his heart, and couldn't help raising his hand to touch the top of his hair, as if it hurt a little.

Even a bystander like Duan Siyao felt the pain, and Ji Jingnian grinned in pain as the person involved.

It's okay to step on the face, but it's too much to bite the hair and forcefully pull out several strands. Those are precious hairs!

And the culprit was still squatting on his shoulders and continued to retch, and the sound of disgusted retching was endless.

Ji Jingnian only felt pain and anger, and his face was dull!

A good sentinel should have revenge for revenge, and revenge for complaints.

He stretched out his hand and squeezed the butt squatting on his shoulders and crazily wiping his mouth with his paws, and pressed it into his arms. When the ass was in a daze, he quickly stretched out his thumb and index finger.With his orchid fingers raised, he pinched the golden-orange short cat hair on the top of the ass, and yanked it down mercilessly!

"Meow!!!"

"Fuck!!!"

Duan Siyao only heard two screams in succession, and saw Ji Jingnian let go of his grip on his ass, trembling and squatting down to rub the top of his hair violently. It looks so pitiful.

The moment Ji Jingnian let go of his grip, Pipi jumped to the ground smoothly, whimpering softly, the movements of his short paws were exactly the same as Ji Jingnian's, and he was crazily pawing at the top of his head.

Duan Siyao: "?"

He just saw Ji Jingnian smacking his ass and pressing it in his arms, but Ji Jingnian raised his arm to block him. In less than ten seconds, it has reached the current level of mutual damage.

He opened his mouth, and was about to call them back, but before the sound came out, the man and the cat who were rubbing their heads frantically stopped at the same time, turned their faces away, and looked at each other silently.

Invisible sparks flashed "crackling" in their similar big round eyes, the smell of gunpowder smoke spread in the air, the box was full of silence, and a cruel war was about to break out.

Duan Siyao: "..."

So childish.

A waiter passed by outside the box, Pipi and Ji Jingnian moved their ears at the same time, and narrowed their eyes at the same time.

In the next second, I saw the fart "Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"." The momentum was about to tear through Ji Jingnian's clothes.

However, when the sharp nails were about to hit the ground, its delicate tail was grabbed by a cruel big hand. Ji Jingnian grabbed the tail and viciously turned the petite kitten around, and then flung it out viciously. .

The corner of the mouth of the man who was so painful after throwing the kitten out did not rise for more than five seconds, and then drooped instantly, touching his tail keel with one hand, and holding the seasoning table with the other, his knees almost went limp Kneel down again.

The kitten's pad that was thrown out landed lightly and silently, and then came a dragon boomerang, turned around nimbly and jumped up again, the movement was swift and violent——

"Call me out if you call again."

A cold and clear voice came from outside the battlefield, breaking the thrilling and tense situation.

Pipi retracted his claws abruptly, and fell headfirst into Ji Jingnian's arms. Ji Jingnian hurriedly caught it, stood up straight and pretended nothing happened, and the person and the cat looked at each other for two seconds, as if they were friendly to each other. They nodded, and continued to look at the seasoning table together.

Duan Siyao: "..."

Duan Siyao only felt that he had just watched an extremely childish and boring cat-dog fight, and now looking at Ji Jingnian's back, he seemed to have hallucinations, and saw Ji Jingnian's back with a black and white staggered waving like a gesture of goodwill. It has a big tail and two black dog ears on top of its head.

Such a distinctive coat color is a husky.

The waiter put down the Coke and went out again. Duan Siyao called back one person and one cat who were still packing quail at the condiment table, "Take what you want, don't just stand there and watch, the drinks are here."

Pipi and Ji Jingnian both turned their faces to Duan Siyao and nodded, then turned back simultaneously.

Ji Jingnian quickly took something that looked delicious and was about to go back, but the butt in his arms moved a few times unwillingly, his paws rose up and pointed at the seasoning table, "meow meow" at Ji Jingnian A command.

Ji Jingnian just wants to drown his butt in the seasoning, but he can sense that Duan Siyao's eyes are still on their side. At that point, randomly put them together.

He was afraid that Pipi, the squeamish cat, would continue to torment him, so he returned to his seat with the plate and sat down without stopping.

Ji Jingnian put the dishes on the table in a mess, and first put the full bowl in front of Duan Siyao, "This is for you, the sign on it says white fungus soup, it smells delicious."

At the same time, Duan Siyao also put a full glass of Coke in front of Ji Jingnian.

The bubbles of Coca-Cola rolled, making subtle popping sounds in the air.

In the next second, Ji Jingnian's expression became terrified.