Can a psychic become a conjurer?

What would you do if your cat turned into a human?

Osamu Dazai's approach was to grab the stinky kid's face and call Kyoka to ask if she had any clothes she hadn't worn.

With cat ears on his head, the boy who looked no more than nine years old at most seemed to be unclear about his situation, with a face of "the world is the biggest, I am the biggest", and looked at her with a cold face: "The person on the phone, is a Girl right?"

The woman whose whole body was wrapped in black emotions pulled his cat ears with a more ruthless expression: "She is the shortest in the high school of conjuration, do you want you to come out of my room without any clothes on? I don't want to be thought of as a pervert."

In his childhood, Wujo Wu couldn't develop the spell, not only had no resistance, but also subconsciously wanted to rub her hand, so he managed to control it, and barely maintained his usual expression of dominance.

"...So you let me wear girls' clothes? And it's surprising that you were allowed to enter the high school of conjuration." Guys like this were placed in their Wujo house, but they would be sealed and locked up.

"Unfortunately, I'm still a teacher here." She raised her eyebrows, wrapped him in a quilt and pressed him on the bed, while she began to dress herself. "Don't be embarrassed, many beautiful boys wore women's clothing when they were young, and it was an accidental experience."

The boy who easily pulled off the quilt and sat up saw her changing clothes, and immediately stuffed himself back with a blushing face.

"It's so gratifying, you still know how to be shy at this time." If Gao Zhuanwu appeared on her bed yesterday, someone would have died by now.

Osamu Dazai put on his clothes without slow movements, and was about to open the door to receive the clothes sent by Jinghua, when he suddenly heard the other party say in an inexplicably shy and excited tone: "Are you my future wife?"

She: "... Is your self-confidence innate? Do you look like the type you can find someone in the future?"

Young Enlightenment: "..." This woman is so annoying.

However, the more annoying thing is yet to come. Osamu Dazai got the clothes from Izumi Kyoka and threw them for him to wear, then led him into the first grade classroom, pointed to him and said to a group of stunned people: "Let me introduce you , This is my family's cat, Wuzi."

Boy Wu looked at them indifferently, if he hadn't been holding his head down, this classroom would have been demolished by him.

In the silent space, the knock on the door was as timely as saving lives.

"May I come inside?"

Everyone: "Come in!"

Otoko Yuta, who was carrying a knife, opened the door and greeted them with a smile: "Hello, I'm Otoko Yuta from the second grade. I heard that there is a new teacher..."

After seeing the young man Wu, he immediately seemed to be greatly frightened, and said with a trembling voice, "Is this... the illegitimate son of Teacher Wutiao?"

In the past, he had been brainwashed by Zenyuan Maki and the others, and accepted the fact that "Osamu Dazai is the object of Teacher Wujo and temporarily took over them".

Unexpectedly, when we met, the child's mother was obviously not a human being, and Mr. Dazai's age did not allow such a big child.

That is to say, illegitimate children.

No, this is not pure love.

He cannot accept it.

Osamu Dazai laughed on the spot: "Imagination is so rich, boy~"

"I am Wujo Wu." After all, the boy Wu couldn't hold back, he pushed her hand away, and looked at the others sternly, "I will never be a teacher in the future."

Looking at him with that strange look again will kill you all.

She grabbed him and yelled: "Come to pet the cat? My treat~"

Everyone: Ah, this... I can't refuse the temptation at all.Sorry teacher!

The boy with cat ears and wearing a girl's kimono was rubbed inhumanely, like a cat that was bald.

The students said happily: "It would be great if Mr. Wutiao always looked like this."

In the next second, the autistic boy nestled in Dazai Osamu's arms turned back into a cat, hooking her arm with its big fluffy tail, and licking the back of her hand stickily.

Everyone couldn't tell whether they were disappointed or happy for a while.

After regaining consciousness, I began to ask what was going on, whether there was something wrong with the summoning array or something.

She: "I'll ask Qingming."

Abe Seimei's Tokyo enchantment has been drawn to the fourth edition, and Tian Yuanli has not yet applied for the core artifact from Gao Tianyuan.He began to fold the thousand paper cranes boredly, and then watched the paper cranes dance.

The thousand paper cranes that were originally used to convey messages now serve this purpose.

"Qingming~ Are you free now?"

His sister, who was rarely at work, greeted him with a smile, and he couldn't help smiling until his eyes fell on the cat in her arms.

Who can tell him why a man's soul lives in his sister's cat?

The snow-white and beautiful Mao Mao looked at him innocently, as if he didn't have any self-awareness.

"When you're free, come, let me check your cat first."

The cat was gently picked up by him, and then pressed tightly into his arms by the powerful spirit. The pure and sharp spirit visited its body, making it meow aggrieved and sad whine.

Osamu Dazai is not a fool, of course he saw the problem.

"Has Gojo Satoru's soul been successfully transferred into this cat's body? But just now it has only become a boy Gojo Satoru, and has no memory of adulthood."

Seimei who has studied Prison Gate before: "Prison Gate is a very delicate curse, which can close the body and soul at the same time. The operation is complicated, but it has been interfered by Gojo Satoru's spell before being touched by you. Due to the Wujo Satoru inside its technique, there were problems, the seal was not complete, and the internal space was disordered."

"Your cat is a fantasy creation, created with chaotic aura and 'curse', and its soul is in a period of ignorance. Gojo Satoru's soul has entered its body through the contract and the 'curse' about him, but it is still disturbed by the prison gate , so there will be confusion of memory and self-knowledge.”

Osamu Dazai: "Oh—I see, it's equivalent to Alzheimer's, right?"

Cat: "..." Why do you say that about a pretty young man?Does love disappear?

Abe Seimei asked her if she needed cat surrogacy services, but she refused.

Because of the particularity of this transaction, in addition to the direct contractor Gojo Satoru, she also acted as a guarantor, and in the absence of Gojo Satoru, she would perform the contract on his behalf.

So she must not abandon it, must not abuse it, and must not let it stay away from her for a long time.

But it didn't prevent her from stuffing the cat into the cat's litter and throwing it outside the door together.

So the girls who lived in the same building often saw a certain cat scratching Dazai Osamu's door for nothing, and the cat's eyes said pitiful, weak and weak.

The first one who couldn't bear it was Nagasaki Yamei who pushed open the door of Osamu Dazai's room, saw Osamu Dazai in pajamas leaning on the bed reading a book, and saw Osamu Dazai's touching smile.

Silently closed the door and moved some of the cat litter.

Cat: Meow meow?

When other people came to ask, Osamu Dazai only said, "I'm not sure whether Gojo Satoru is the one who dominates the cat's body now. As an unmarried woman, of course, I should keep a certain distance from it."

The above statement quickly got slapped in the face.

Due to Dazai Ji's current too weak physique, winter is very difficult for her. Even if the floor heating in the office is adequate, as warm as spring in March, her body is still icy cold.

At this time, the cat, which has grown into a large size, is warm all over, and seems to be in hibernation (sleeping 24 hours a day for 23 hours), is very attractive.

After signing ugly again because her hands were too cold, she hugged the cat to her knees while no one was paying attention, and put her cold hands on the cat's belly.

This feeling is like the comfort from the white snow to the white blanket of the stove in the cold winter.Even a strong-willed and ruthless woman like her can't help but make happy noises.

"That's great, woo."

"Thank you for the compliment~"

A second voice suddenly appeared in the quiet room.

Then there was deathly silence.

In the cold and solemn office, there is a woman who can control Tokyo and even the entire third world.When she was working, she was always domineering, overbearing and cruel. Anyone who saw her would feel that her heart was darker than pure black.

And at this time, during her office hours, in her office, sitting on top of her was a handsome man without any clothes on.

Due to his too tall body, the man had to squeeze into the single sofa chair with her in a rather aggrieved posture.One of the smooth legs was inserted between her legs and pressed against the chair, and the other leg was half-stepped on the ground.His upper body was pressed against her chest, his arms passed through her armpit and overlapped each other, holding her in his arms extremely intimately in a gesture of connecting breaths and overlapping ears and temples.

The tail sound that he evoked when he spoke was as soft and delicate as a cat, but he had a very aggressive figure and a very possessive posture.

Certain thoughts appeared to be revealed.

Osamu Dazai looked at the front with distracted eyes, thinking that the wall is really white, and the heating in the room seems to be turned on too much.

She was suffocating from the heat.

"Don't you want to say something to your long-lost teacher?"

Gojo Satoru whispered into her ear, his soft white hair rubbing against her cheek, warming her face too.

And she responded blankly: "Get off me."

"Does Dazai want to see Sensei's beautiful figure?" Gojo Satoru intentionally misinterpreted her meaning with innate confidence.

"Do you want to play some dirty things with the students?" She sneered, stretched out her cold hands, one hand pressed on his carotid artery, and the other hand went down his back.

It is a very skillful technique, giving people the double illusion of danger and gentleness, and it is both exciting and exciting.

Unexpectedly, not only was her whole body cold, but her heartbeat never even had a moment of disorder. It seemed that she was just controlling other people's senses from a high position, while she stayed out of it.

Gojo Satoru, who has been single for 28 years, can't stand this.

Grabbing someone's troubled hands, he angrily accused: "You are too skilled, aren't you?!"

"What does this have to do with you?" Her tone was slightly sarcastic, "Couldn't you be brainwashed by unfounded rumors, too?"

Wutiaowu: "..."

Not long after Yi Gu Youtai came back, he was called away by the upper echelons for a conversation.

The good news is that his suspended death sentence has been revoked, but the sad thing is that those people instilled in him some words like "Osamu Dazai is brutal, kills too much, don't get too close to her".

He has always been indifferent to that group of people, and of course he will not fall into this kind of alienation scheme.From Maki's description, he probably knew that this new teacher had only been a student in the college for less than a month.After the New Moon incident, through the guarantee of Ms. Lizi, the spokesperson of Master Tianyuan, he took over the position and rights of Teacher Wujo.

Osamu Dazai is very different before and after the incident, and he seems to have been greatly stimulated.

Affected by various rumors, everyone has always believed that this change may be due to the fact that Gojo-sensei was sealed in front of her.

Ms. Lizi, who is very experienced in this regard, clapped the table and came to a conclusion: "That's right, Gojo Satoru became the strongest at the beginning because he was stabbed through the head by Fu Heisher, and then I died again. You see Isn't it the same with Dazai?"

Afterwards, everyone involuntarily rushed to Fuheshier and was beaten (this nasty man even charged for it). Since they didn't have the ability to survive after being blown out of their brains, they couldn't prove that "sacrificing a person If you get headshots, you can become the strongest." Does this apply?

Having said that, after hesitating for a while, Otoko Yuta still planned to meet Osamu Dazai alone.Remind her that there may be some action on the upper level, and talk about some things related to Teacher Wutiao.

He didn't believe the rumor that "Osamu Dazai and Gojo Satoru had an affair", and felt that it was just a rumor spread by that boring and ambiguous curse master.

The character of Mr. Wujo is still worthy of trust...

As soon as he opened the door, he saw Osamu Dazai sitting on the disheveled five legs of Satoru, and Otoko Yuta was stunned on the spot.

Why is Gojo-sensei wearing Dazai-sensei's clothes?

Why is Dazai-sensei sitting on Goto-sensei's lap?

Why would he appear here at such a time?

Yi Guyoutai fell into deep thinking, and deeply hoped that he could disappear in place.

He was so stimulated that he didn't realize he had said the words.