Can a psychic become a conjurer?

The matter of the summoning formation set off a frenzy in the high school. Even Dazai Osamu's kitten Wu Wu secretly stole a piece of talisman paper, and slapped it on the summoning formation while no one was paying attention.

Everyone couldn't stop it.

The summoning array emitted a shining golden light, but it seemed to be stuck when it was running, and it couldn't spit out anything for a long time. Just when everyone thought the summoning array was broken, a figure finally appeared in the center of the array.

Figure!

It looks like a high-level monster, as expected of a cat worth [-] million!

When the light dissipated, everyone's excited expressions were like frames dropped, horrified and still.

"Five, Teacher Wutiao?" Hirohito Katsuobu reacted first, and asked hesitantly.

Wearing a high school uniform, wearing round sunglasses, the white-haired handsome boy standing there with his hands in his pockets in a dawdly manner, is Gojo Wububu.

But it's obviously not Wutiao teacher, the height is not right, and Wutiao teacher doesn't wear school uniform.

"That's the Gojo teacher from the high school period?" Nagasaki Yarose curiously leaned over to look at the unknown Gojo Satoru, "Look at the appearance of this delinquent boy, he has been like this since he was a student——Have you informed other people? ?”

Fu Heihui moved his eyes away from the phone: "Notified, they said they will come right away."

"I said, before mobilizing a group of people to watch me, can you tell me what happened first?" Wujo Satoru, who was in the high school period, teleported to Fu Heihui's side, and clapped his hand on his shoulder, "Say no If you understand, I will beat you first."

benefit:"……"

After a simple explanation, Gojo Satoru accepted that he was summoned 11 years later.Ask in disbelief: "I actually became a teacher?"

"When we met you, we were also shocked to have such a teacher." Nagasaki, whose school uniform skirt was stolen, had a hideous face.

Fu Heihui: "I think this is a dereliction of duty by the higher-ups." Although it is obvious that it is because he can't defeat Gojo Satoru, he should be more persistent.

The only one who respects Wujo Satoru: "The teacher is very good."

Nazaki & Hui: "..." Can you take off your 800-meter filter?

"Speaking of which, your name is 'Hui', right?" Gao Zhuanwu looked Fu Heihui up and down, "I never thought that a man like a gorilla would give birth to such a thin son. It seems to be quite easy to support, I When I go back, I will catch you and raise you."

Fu Heihui strongly resisted this proposal: "Be sure to let me go for two years, thank you."

When he met Gojo Satoru, he was already 19 years old, so he was an adult anyway.If the problematic child in front of him took the four-year-old away, it would be clear at a glance who would take care of whom.

After a while, other people in the college ran over to watch Gao Zhuanwu, and made a voice of "Gojo Wu 11 years ago is even worse".

Gojo Satoru, who didn't care about it at all, greeted his acquaintances after many years in turn.

"Glass! Can your dark circles get worse!"

Jia Ruozi: "...do you have an opinion?"

"Lizi! You didn't die, you simply deceived my feelings."

Tian Yuanli: "...don't make it sound like you cried for me, okay?"

"Mr. Night Moth! You are still teaching at school. I thought you were already mad at the students."

Ye Mozheng said: "...I am the principal now, and there is no student who gives me more headaches than you."

... (Gojo Satoru, a man whose grave would have been over three meters long if it wasn't for his strength)

After greeting everyone cordially, Gao Zhuanwu realized something was wrong: "Where's Jie? Isn't he in school? I thought he was more suitable than me to be a teacher."

There was an eerie silence.

After the silence, the smile on Gojo Satoru's face gradually disappeared.

It was only when the family was in the glass that he raised his mobile phone and said, "Xiayou told you to leave school quickly and get beaten."

Gao Zhuanwu: "Huh? I can't beat me 11 years later, so I want to bully young people? Jie's character is becoming more and more rubbish."

Everyone: You are the least qualified to say this!

There was another silence, and someone suddenly mentioned something—"Did no one notify Dazai?"

Fu Heihui: "Notified, she said she is working, let us play with him."

Nazaki: "Ah, this..."

Knotashi Yuhito: "Didn't Mr. Dazai have a good relationship with Mr. Gojo?"

Zenyuan Maki: "Huh? Aren't they..." the legendary couple?

Pang Da covered her mouth, and the rest of them gave a look of "thank you for your contribution to saving innocent women".

Gojo Satoru was not a fool, so he immediately realized something was wrong, and said dissatisfiedly, "Who is that? Since you have a good relationship with me, why didn't you come to see me?"

Atsushi Nakajima, who was brought over to watch together, explained for Osamu Dazai: "Because she is really busy, she has to deal with a lot of work, and she also helps take care of Gojo's house..."

Pan Da quickly covered his mouth with his other hand, but it was too late.

"Help take care of it, Gojo's house?" Gojo Satoru read out these words slowly, "It seems that something terrible happened 11 years later, call her here, or tell me the location, and I'll go find her OK."

In everyone's silence, he analyzed the situation by himself: "Since he is also called a teacher and he is working, so he is in the office, right?"

In order to avoid the destruction of Osamu Dazai's office where various confidential documents were stored, the mature and steady Megumi Fukuro asked him to wait a while, and then went to call Osamu Dazai himself.

About 10 minutes later, Osamu Dazai stood in front of Gojo Satoru with an indifferent face, looking coldly at the cat who was the culprit.

Behind her were Akutagawa and Kyoka, who looked at Gao Zhuanwu almost as indifferently as her, with a sense of déjà vu that they wanted to fight immediately.

Her: "What can I do for you?"

"I remember you." Under the watchful eyes of everyone, the 17-year-old Gojo Satoru took a few steps forward, leaned close to Osamu Dazai, touched his chin and said, "So the daughter-in-law in the dream is real."

Dazai calm on the surface and lying in his heart Zhi: "Ha, I started dreaming in broad daylight? I'm very busy, I don't have time to talk nonsense with you here, you play by yourself, I'll go back first." What the hell, why did she do that? The other party also had the dream.

After she finished speaking, she calmly stepped back.

Unexpectedly, the other party said surprisingly: "I have always been puzzled, why don't you even let me finish X dream..."

Dazai stretched out his hand to cover his mouth: "Don't say such rubbish in front of children."

Scanning the surroundings with sharp eyes, she was satisfied to see a few minors covering their ears sensiblely and pretending that they didn't hear anything, and the expressionless Kyoka even had her eyes covered by Akutagawa.

Gojo Satoru easily grabbed her hand and took it away, but he didn't let go. Instead, he grabbed her hand and said excitedly: "You can actually touch me. You are indeed my future daughter-in-law."

Her expression continued to be indifferent, and her air pressure continued to be low: "I said not to dream in broad daylight, and please be respectful when speaking."

She felt that the 28-year-old Gojo Satoru was naive and bad enough, but she was still too naive.

Five Articles: I can’t understand people’s words. Enlightenment: "What a dream, I will make it real immediately, tell me which company you are from, and I will come to find you as soon as I get back."

Everyone who pretended not to hear but actually heard: Are you trying to commit a crime?

After Stone Hammer (?) found out that Gojo Go and Osamu Dazai had an affair, everyone was not only very disappointed with Gojo Go's morality as a teacher, but also no longer had any illusions about his character.

They all set their sights on Tianyuanli, who is the only one who can prevent Gojo Wu from committing a crime.

Tian Yuanli made an "OK" gesture: "If he behaved excessively, I in the past will help to call the police. But there is no need to worry too much. After he returns, he will lose today's memory."

Gojo Satoru: "Tsk."

When Gao Zhuanwu saw the prison gate that was written "Exclusively for Wuwu", he laughed frantically: "Is it so useless?"

The rest gasped, not expecting that there would be people in the world who would genuinely laugh at their future selves.

But thinking about it carefully, it was indeed something Gojo Satoru would do.

That's fine.

Then Gojo Wu played with Wuwu in front of everyone.

He threw the prison gate far away at once, and then the well-behaved kitten ran over and pushed the ball back with its paws, and then he threw the prison gate far away...and so on.

Everyone still missed Teacher Wutiao very much, and planned to suck up Gao Zhuanwu's contemporary meal, but they felt that the picture was too mentally retarded, and they left one after another.

Only the kind Fu Heihui reminded him before leaving: "Wuwu is not a dog, you'd better not treat it like a dog."

Wu Wu, a famous double-standard cat in the high school.Only obedient to Osamu Dazai, everyone else will get his good face or claws randomly.

Although I don't know why it is kind to Gojo Satoru 11 years ago, Fu Heihui has already seen a fierce light in its eyes.

Hope something happens.

Wu Wu seemed tired after playing with Gojo Satoru for a while, and looked at the prison gate in disgust, then consciously climbed onto the lap of Osamu Dazai who started to process the documents again, and rubbed his head against her.

Osamu Dazai stretched out his hand to rua its head and smooth its fur.

Wutiaowu: "..."

After feeling that he was being treated coldly, he made an extremely surprising move - leaned in front of Osamu Dazai, bent down and put her hand on his hair.

Her eyes were still on the computer, and her hands rubbed his hair inertially.

Not to mention, although it is not the same as the rua cat, it feels quite good in the hand.

"Meow!!!" The cat on her lap let out a cry of extreme dissatisfaction, and swung its claws towards Gojo Wu's face like lightning.

Gojo Satoru, who had lost his infinite art because Osamu Dazai patted his head, was scratched on the spot, and three cat scratch marks appeared on his handsome and furious face, deep enough to see blood.

Dazai: "Tsk."

The enraged Gojo Satoru was about to fight this evil kitten for [-] rounds on the spot, but she stopped him by pressing his head.

"Wait a minute, this is your own cat. You signed an agreement when you bought it, and you can't abuse it." If Earl D's contract is violated, something serious will happen.

"What is it about Laozi that he signed?" He didn't take it seriously at first, but seeing her serious expression, he resentfully gave up the idea of ​​tearing up the cat, and said aggrievedly, "Then give me a kiss to comfort me." .”

Osamu Dazai immediately shoved the cat into his hand: "You hit it."

Cat&Man: ...there is no need to be so obvious.

"Wake up, at least don't sleep openly in front of the teacher, okay?"

Xia Youjie pinched his tablemate's face under the murderous stare of Noctua Moth to wake him up.

Gojo Satoru suddenly jumped up from the chair, covered his face and said, "What are you doing! I just saw my future wife was about to kiss me, but you woke me up!"

Xia Youjie was speechless: "Wake up, what are you dreaming about in broad daylight, and you are the only one who can still find a wife?"

Gojo Satoru was very angry: "Really, this dream is very real. I dreamed that 11 years later, Mr. Noctua Moth would become the principal. I became a teacher. My daughter-in-law... Hey, what does my daughter-in-law look like?"

"And me?"

"Ah, I can't remember, but I feel very owed."

"I think you're in a hurry right now."

Ye Mozheng said: "I think you two are very poor."

After Gojo Satoru's nonsense, Osamu Dazai finished his work later than expected.

In the dead of night, accompanied by the cat, she returned to the room alone, yawned, and began to undress and prepare to wash.

When the last shirt was half unbuttoned, Osamu Dazai suddenly stopped and stared at the innocent and lovely cat with murderous eyes.

An elegant and luxurious long-haired cat stood by the wall. Its snow-white fur was two points whiter than the wall, and its ice-blue eyes were clear and innocent, as if to say, "What can a kitten know?"

Her: "Get out."