Can a psychic become a conjurer?

Osamu Dazai calmly tugged on Gojo Satoru's collar which had slipped below his shoulders, and explained.

"First of all, I only have my clothes in my office."

She prefers to wear unisex or even masculine clothes, and the long coat she keeps in the office is relatively roomy for her. She thought it could barely fit Gojo Satoru, but she still underestimated the difference in size between the two.

The clothes could barely fit into Gojo Satoru's arms, the shoulders were too wide and the collar buttons couldn't be buttoned.

Because I can't sleep in the office at all, there are no blankets or anything here, so I can only keep him in this disheveled appearance.

It's better than wearing nothing at all... right?

"Secondly, I asked you to come to me at this time, but some accidents happened halfway."

It's not that he didn't expect the cat to become a living person, but he didn't expect the other party to choose such a time and show up shamelessly.

"As for the question of her sitting on my lap, because she said she was cold and didn't want to work." Somebody without shame answered the question she was purposely ignoring.

Wujo Wu in the adult state is neither as defenseless as in childhood, nor as innocent and shameless as in high school, and he knows the truth of being shameless and invincible.Regardless of her refusal, he pulled her away from the desk and sat on the sofa with her in his arms.

When she frowned and asked him to leave, he said in a coquettish tone, "Teacher didn't hold your hand that day, so you must hold it enough today."Then put his left arm around his waist, and his right hand interlocked with her fingers, sticking to her body like a big cat.

Then I said some sarcastic remarks such as "You are so hardworking, the teacher is very pleased, but proper relaxation is still necessary", and some sarcastic remarks such as "It's too light, you need to raise some meat".

Osamu Dazai was entangled by him so much that he was a little self-contained, and for a moment he forgot about Yi Gu's coming, which caused the current embarrassing situation.

Yigu Youta didn't know if he heard what they said clearly, his expression was still in a daze.

She pressed her aching head and said, "Yi Gu, go to his room and get a suit of clothes."

Yi Gu Youtai woke up like a dream: "Ah? Who?"

Still shamelessly sticking to Gojo Satoru of Osamu Dazai, pretending to be sad, he said, "Yuta, you don't even know the teacher when you come back from a foreign country?"

"Oh well."

Taking a step back and closing the door at the fastest speed in his life, Yi Guyoutai leaned against the door to calm down for a while with lingering fear, and then walked to Wujo Wu's room in a trance.

Gojo Satoru lived in the teacher's dormitory not far from the student dormitory, so he quickly found suitable clothes and walked back hesitantly.

What should I do if I see something I shouldn't see again?

"Senior Yi Gu?" Fu Heihui, who came back from the mission, called to Yi Gu Youtai, and looked at the clothes in his hands suspiciously, "What are you doing with Wutiao teacher's clothes?"

Still a whole set.

"Ah, it's Megumi." Otoko Yuta stopped, his mind was still in confusion, and he didn't think about his words, "Ms. Dazai asked me to take Wutiao's clothes to her office."

Fu Heihui: "... what?!" It wouldn't be what he thought, would it? !

Yi Guyou was too silent for a while, and said, "I'll go first."

Feeling that something was too wrong, Megumi Fukuro caught up and entered Dazai Osamu's office with him.

However, only Osamu Dazai and her kitten retreated to the corner in the office.

Hearing the sound of someone coming in, she turned her face sideways, her smile was as bright as a spring flower, and her tone was as gentle as spring water: "Hui, you said that cats can be neutered in a few months?"

Fu Heihui: "...don't be impulsive!!!"

Even if Wuwu is just a cat, the soul of Wutiao teacher lives in it now!

She softened her face and said sincerely: "Do I look impulsive? I have thought about it carefully, and this is all for the good of the cat. It will prevent it from going into heat everywhere and causing trouble to everyone."

Fu Heihui originally wanted to say that the crime was not so serious, but looking at her, she felt that "even this is not an exaggeration", so she swallowed her words back.

But at least he is the guardian of Nine Years, so let's save him a bit...

"Didn't you say you can't abuse cats?"

At this time, only the contract to protect the rights and interests of cats can protect Wujo Wuliang.

Surprisingly, Osamu Dazai nodded in a very eloquent way: "That's right, then take the cat out to play, I have to work."

Good guy, Wuwu stopped shouting.

Taking advantage of her not changing her mind, Fu Heihui picked up the cat and ran outside.

Otoko Yuta left with him subconsciously, and fell silent when the other party asked him "what did Gojo-sensei do to Dazai?" Then he said: "I still have something to do with Dazai-sensei, it has been delayed for a long time, I will Go first."

Fu Heihui and Wu Wu looked at each other, thinking that the matter might not be an ordinary one.

Otoko Yota, who also felt that things were unusual, looked at Osamu Dazai who was calm and calm as if nothing had happened, and asked tentatively, "Aren't you angry?"

"There's nothing to be angry about. Apart from delaying my work, it's not a big deal." Osamu Dazai sat back in the office chair, and even put Gojo Satoru's coat on his knees to keep warm without any hesitation.

She is not an innocent little girl, if Gojo Satoru could really do something to her, she would still look up to him.

It turned out to be delicious too.

Leaving someone behind, she cared about the students: "Did you find me for something?"

"Do you know that the higher-ups have some complaints about you?"

"Do I have an upper class?" She tilted her head, "If you mean some old magicians who only rely on their elders, then they are existences that I can disappear with a word."

Otoko Yuta: "...you and Mr. Wujo are indeed similar in this respect."

"No, it's different from what he just talked about, I will implement my decision according to the situation." Osamu Dazai knocked on the table, becoming a little interested, "How does Yi Gu understand the word 'superior'? ?”

At the beginning, she also prepared some words for her inauguration to persuade Fu Heihui and the others to classify herself as a teacher.

As a result, they all took it for granted and obediently called her teacher in public.

So sensible that she was a little lost.

"In an ideal state, it is a person who has higher talent or wisdom in an equal group, and is elected for the overall benefit and against risks, and is at the leadership and management level. But in fact, such people are often not worthy of respect." After thinking for a while, he gave the answer.

"Correct." Osamu Dazai applauded approvingly, "But we can use clearer and more explicit words to describe this term."

"The unrespectable superiors dominate the entire group, arranging their actions and even life and death. Every decision has a personal bias and emotion. Therefore, to another part of the group, it appears cold and tyrannical, brutal and cruel, Crazy and vicious."

She described herself sparingly, and finally said in a flat tone: "They are not important, because my emotions are not biased toward them."

Yigu Yuta could read from her words her disregard for life, her disregard for rules, and the bloody darkness hidden underneath.

But he said very happily: "It's great to have a teacher like you."

Osamu Dazai also laughed: "Thank you for your recognition and love. So is there anything else that needs to be said?"

"Are you and Wujo-sensei really a couple?"

"..." she sighed, "the one sitting in front of you is a single woman, understand?"

Yi Gu Youtai: "Understood."

Dazai didn't take Gojo Satoru's offence to heart. The next day, he washed out the ugliest one of Xia Youjie's sealed photos of Gojo Satoru, framed it in a gorgeous photo frame inlaid with gemstones, and hung it on the in the office.

That photo was as high as half a wall, facing the door, and everyone passing by could see it clearly.

Picked up by Osamu Dazai, Yoshino Junpei, who had never seen Gojo Satoru, saw this scene, and asked in a low voice to Hirohito Kojo, "Is Gojo-sensei annoying?"

Knotabagi Yuhito: "No, everyone has a very harmonious relationship with Mr. Wujo."

At this time, Nagasaki Yeqiangwei, who was passing by, took a look at the photo, and said in the tone of "Gojo Satoru, you also have today", "This is better than the world famous paintings."

Zenyuan Maki and Fu Heihui next to her nodded: "Indeed."

Dog Curlythorn: "Salmon."

Squatting by the door to face the five cats who had thought about it in the "Guide to Sterilization of Cats": "..."

These guys really don't have any sense of teacher-student friendship towards him.

Osamu Dazai, who was in a good mood, finished his work ahead of schedule and made a phone call with a smile on his face.

The few outside the door pretended to walk away, and quietly raised their ears by the wall.

"Do you still like the new clothes?"

"As long as you like it, if you are almost ready, I will go to pick you up."

"Okay, I'll go right now."

"To celebrate today, I have prepared quite a nice gift for you. Let's look forward to it from now on."

……

A few eavesdroppers outside the door: Fuck, where did this little goblin come from and want to rob Wujou.

Soon, Osamu Dazai, who seemed to be in a situation, came out of the office. When everyone saw her appearance, they felt that there was something even more problematic.

Osamu Dazai's daily wear: random bandages + loose hair + black suit + red scarf + oversized coat.

What Osamu Dazai is wearing today: beautifully wrapped bandages + ponytail with one side of the hair pulled behind the ears + custom-made and improved neutral dark kimono + haori with large red flowers printed on it + elegant and luxurious folding fan .

You can find something wrong with her from the length of the text.

She is full of peach blossoms when she smiles today, and she is extraordinarily recruiting people: "Today, I will give everyone a day off to go shopping. The shopping tasks have been sent to you respectively. Apart from that, just have fun. I am going to pick up people, I'll go first."

Not long ago, the students who felt that Gojo Satoru deserved what he deserved were hesitant to speak, not knowing what to say to save the love of Gojo teacher.

Nagasaki looked down at the message he had received, and couldn't help but let out a "fuck" sound.

The others also looked down at the news one after another, and made a groaning sound in their hearts.

The area divided by Dazai Osamu is five large commercial streets, and it is written in the remarks (I own property, and there is no need to pay for the student card of the magic college, you can buy it at will).

This... is too much!

Nagasaki held down the restless five cats with his bare hands, and said goodbye to Osamu Dazai with a smile: "Teacher, go quickly, we will take this cat with us."

Osamu Dazai covered his lips with a fan and smiled with aristocratic elegance: "Thank you. I wish you all a good time."