The internet is a piece of crap
Chapter 9
The next day, An Qing was still addicted to various videos, completely ignoring Chen Yan beside her.
Suddenly, Chen Yan grabbed An Qing in horror and made An Qing tremble. He thought it was the secretary who came, and hurriedly stopped the video and put away the phone, then turned around pretending to be unintentional, but saw Chen Yan looking at her twitchingly: "You are too fast..."
"The secretary didn't come?" An Qing glanced around, and finally looked at Chen Yan.
"No." Chen Yan shook his head.
"Then why are you fantasizing?" An Qing cut out a sigh of relief.
"I was frightened by my friend!" Chen Yan grabbed An Qing with horror on his face: "My friend is getting married!"
"Oh, let's get married then." An Qing took out her phone again: "It's just getting married, there's nothing unusual about it."
"No, I'm not scared by this!" Chen Yan continued to be horrified: "The problem is that before she said she was married, none of us knew that she had a partner!"
"Ah?" An Qing was at a loss: "What's the situation?"
"She was on a blind date." Chen Yan explained in a low voice.
"Blind date is good! I want to go on a blind date after graduating from university!" An Qing's eyes lit up, and she interjected.
"Ah hello..." Chen Yan was speechless.
"Don't despise me, my parents also got married on a blind date, and they are very affectionate until now." An Qing curled her lips and said, "I just like an ordinary life, what's wrong with the blind date, it's fine if you see each other."
"...Why do you seem to be disillusioned?" The corners of Chen Yan's mouth twitched, indicating that her and An Qing's brain circuits should be very different.
"What's wrong with the world? I'm not going to be a nun." An Qing gave Chen Yan a white look, and then said, "I just think that no matter what kind of love you have between you, after you get married, don't you have to worry about firewood, rice, oil, salt, soy sauce, vinegar and tea? There is love but it can’t be eaten, so I absolutely don’t agree with naked marriages. And I don’t want a marriage that doesn’t get the blessing of the family.”
"...Ah hey, you think too much..." Chen Yan felt his jaw drop.
"It's not that you don't know. I've wanted to get married for a long time." An Qing touched her smooth face and smiled lewdly: "When I graduated, I had a diploma in one hand and a marriage certificate in the other. How cool! My dream is When I graduated, I married a super-beautiful young man, Xiao Shou, so I could play a guest role as a housewife, stay at home every day without going out to work, and I can watch the live-action version of BL for free, how cool it is!"
"...Can you be a little promising!" Chen Yan finally couldn't help it, and despised it.
"Okay, to say something promising, that is," An Qing sat upright, withdrew the rotten smile on her face: "I don't care about the grandeur once owned, I only care about the everlasting and steady flow of water."
"..." Chen Yan turned her head silently: "To be honest, ordinary youth and artistic youth are not suitable for you!"
An Qing was immediately discouraged: "Okay, let's continue talking about your friend, and then?"
"Yes, my friend!" Chen Yan recovered instantly: "She originally went on a blind date with a mentality of rejection, but one of them didn't pay attention to seeing each other, and then the two families packed up and got ready to get married, so we Helping a friend directly received the news that she was going to get married!"
"Look, let me just say, what a great blind date!" An Qing's eyes sparkled.
"..." Chen Yan was silenced by An Qing again, but it only took a few seconds. After a few seconds, Chen Yan became active again: "Actually, I mainly want to tell you that if one day you You are going to get married, please don't call me directly to tell me the news, you have to tell me first that you are in love, and then tell me that you are going to get married in 10 minutes, so that I can prepare. My friend is like this It's too scary, why did you just get married..."
"Hey, calm down, calm down." An Qing patted Chen Yan's shoulder and said, "Actually, I'm going to get married, don't you know?"
"Ah? Don't scare me!" Chen Yan was terrified again.
"I want to marry you, Xiaoyu~!" An Qing leaned on Chen Yan's shoulder with a happy face.
"..." Chen Yan was silent for a long time, and asked curiously: "By the way... your twentieth birthday hasn't passed yet, right?"
An Qing covered her face in embarrassment: "My birthday this year is on New Year's Day next year..."
Chen Yan looked at the sky: "Then we can only get married after New Year's Day..."
"Then let's get the certificate on New Year's Day!" An Qing rubbed Chen Yan into her arms, "I love you so much, Xiaoyu!"
Chen Yan raised her eyebrows and lowered her head: "Excuse me, where are you rubbing against your sister!"
"I'm rubbing your sister!" An Qing said and rubbed Chen Yan's chest twice.
"..." Chen Yan had already decided to resort to violence, but An Qing fled in the next second.
Girlfriend's best friend or something, ahem, don't be too violent...
An Qing wandered back to the dormitory after lunch.There is no class in the first session in the afternoon, and I can continue to watch Shuaiguo with peace of mind. Hohohoho!
As soon as I climbed onto QQ, I was discovered by An's mother.
—What are you doing baby?
——Look at the handsome guy!
——What handsome guy are you looking at?look at me!
Thus, An Qing received a video request from An's mother.
"Mom, mom, I'm telling you, you're so handsome!" An Qing excitedly talked to An's mother on the other end of the video, and at the same time sent a few exo-m handsome photos she was looking at.
"What is this?" Mother An said that she was very confused.
"A group I like recently, it's so handsome, I'm completely caught by it! I've been watching them whenever I have time these days!" An Qing specially took a few pictures of the leader and sent them: "What do you think of this, Handsome or not? I like him the most!!"
Mother An studied for a long time and said, "Have you been watching him for the past two days?"
"Yes, yes, you are so handsome!" An Qing almost burst into tears.
Mother An looked at the excited An Qing, sighed softly, and said earnestly: "Don't look, you two are not worthy."
"..." An Qing froze for a moment, she found that her mother often complained about her!
For example, one day in her junior high school, her mother was watching mygirl, and she passed by and took a look.That was the first time An Qing saw Lee Jun-ki, she was shocked for a moment, she pointed at Lee Jun-ki and said to An's mother, "Mom, I will look for a husband like this in the future!"
Mother An didn't even look at her at the time, and said, "People don't like you either!"
Mother, is your daughter that bad? !
Seeing An Qing crying in the video, Mother An comforted, "He is not worthy of you."
"Mom...you speak out of your conscience, is that really okay?" An Qing herself didn't believe this sentence.
"...Then I can't help it." Mama An was silent and refused to comment.
An Qing's sadness came and went quickly, and she recovered in an instant, dancing and telling the stories of these teenagers to Mother An.
It wasn't until the second class was about to start that An Qing turned off the video contentedly.By the way, he glanced at QQ and found that Kaizi was still not online.Although Kaizi's avatar has been lit up less and less recently, An Qing is still looking for it habitually, and she doesn't feel at ease until she sees it with her own eyes.
An Qing picked up her phone and looked through the calendar. Her birthday falls on the lunar calendar every year, so every year is different.Coincidentally, this year's birthday will be held on New Year's Day next year. I heard that the school will be on holiday before New Year's Day. It seems that this time I will go home to celebrate my birthday.
Team K went for an interview today, and Team M, led by Lu Han, wandered around the city of Beijing.
After playing and making noise all day, everyone went back to the dormitory to rest after dinner.After all, I have to go back to Korea the next day, and it is most important to keep up the spirit.
On the big table in the lobby, six people each hold a laptop to search for the latest news in the past few days.
Wu Fan was browsing the post bar at first, but he still observed from time to time whether someone's profile picture on QQ was lit.
Although he denied Zhang Yixing's words in his mouth, he still hoped that it was true.But... Will An Qing really know how to chase stars?Wu Fan touched his face, that fellow from the Appearance Association, besides the captain's beauty, would he really fall in love with exo?
"What are you thinking about?" Seeing Wu Fan staring blankly at the computer screen without moving, Zhang Yixing couldn't help poking his head curiously: "Hey, An Qing is online!"
Zhang Yixing's words not only called back Wu Fan's soul, but also successfully drew the attention of others back.
When shopping today, everyone already learned about An Qing's new QQ signature from Zhang Yixing. Seeing An Qing's online at this time, they immediately surrounded her gossip.
"You guys..." Wu Fan could not help but despise.
"Voice, voice!" Lu Han booed from the side.
"Yes, voice! Captain, your typing speed is too slow!" Huang Zitao chimed in.
"Captain, captain! Voice!" Jin Minshuo also stepped in when he saw this.
"Brother Kris... Voice!" Kim Jong Dae appeared from behind Kim Min Suk.
"Brother Fan, you won't be so cruel to us, right!" Zhang Yixing, who always called Wu Fan directly by his name, also said beside him, "We really can't afford to be hurt by your typing speed!"
Seeing the five people looking at him pitifully, although he knew their purpose was to make fun of him, Wu Fan still couldn't bear it.
There is no way, he is soft-hearted!
"Ok, ok, ok, my voice, my voice, my voice." Wu Fan sighed and said: "But let's say in advance, the voice is fine, you are not allowed to speak out, talk to me, and laugh at me! Of course, the last point is the most important !"
"Okay!" Huang Zitao agreed most happily.
Seeing that everyone nodded, Wu Fan opened An Qing's chat window.
Not knowing what to start with, Wu Fan sent a voice invitation directly.
After washing, An Qing scrambled onto the bed, and after turning on the computer and logging on to QQ, a voice invitation from Kaizi came.
An Qing looked at the other three roommates who were also on the bed. One was watching The Legend of Zhen Huan, one was watching Xuanyuan Sword, and the other was videoing with her husband.An Qing quickly plugged in the earphones and clicked to accept.
"Hello? Can you hear me?" A muffled male voice came, probably because of the signal. Kaizi's voice was always a little muffled, but he could still be vaguely heard that his voice was very magnetic.I remember the English version of the birthday song that Kaizi sang to her on her birthday, it just had an indescribable taste.
She also learned later that this taste is called the taste of rap.
"Well, I heard it. Can you hear my voice?" An Qing turned the volume of the microphone to the maximum and asked.
"Ah, yes, yes, very clear."
"You're so busy these days, you're not online." For some reason, An Qing had a sour taste in her words.
"Yo, miss me?" The other party teased very unscrupulously.
"Yeah, I can't sleep thinking about you, be happy, be happy." An Qing immediately relaxed when she heard the cheap words.
"That's right, I'm asking you something, what are you talking about?" Wu Fan was startled by Wu Shuang's staring eyes, and quickly turned the subject back.
"Ah, I was about to tell you about this! Kaizi, I'm finished, I've fallen, I've fallen!"
"What, what's the situation?" Wu Fan glanced at the few buddies around him, a little nervous.
"I'm chasing stars! I'm obsessed with exo! I'm chasing stars!!"
Wu Fan looked at Zhang Yixing's teasing gaze, and felt as if he had been hit by a meteorite.
She is really chasing stars!Is it really the end of the world? !
"You, speak slowly, what's going on?" It took Wu Fan a long time to find his voice.
"I just saw an exo fan by accident, and then I checked some of their information, and then... ahh! I was completely hooked! From Saturday to now, I have been repeating Watch their video interview entertainment program! Look for their various materials, resources, pictures, and airport shows! I guess I will have to go crazy for a few more months!"
Wu Fan was stunned for a moment, for some reason, the first reaction in his mind was, what should he wear for tomorrow's airport show?
An Qing on the other end was still excited: "Especially the leader, he is so handsome! But I like his smooth hair more than his curly hair, even if it is not smooth hair with a little bangs! "
Well, Wu Fan nodded silently, and wouldn't let Cody's sister do the talking tomorrow.
Wu Fan made a decision in his heart, raised his head and was about to speak when he found Zhang Yixing and Lu Han respectively lying next to Kim Jong-dae and Kim Min-suk's ears and translating. looked at him ambiguously.
Hey, don't think too much, isn't this just... a fan!
Suddenly, Chen Yan grabbed An Qing in horror and made An Qing tremble. He thought it was the secretary who came, and hurriedly stopped the video and put away the phone, then turned around pretending to be unintentional, but saw Chen Yan looking at her twitchingly: "You are too fast..."
"The secretary didn't come?" An Qing glanced around, and finally looked at Chen Yan.
"No." Chen Yan shook his head.
"Then why are you fantasizing?" An Qing cut out a sigh of relief.
"I was frightened by my friend!" Chen Yan grabbed An Qing with horror on his face: "My friend is getting married!"
"Oh, let's get married then." An Qing took out her phone again: "It's just getting married, there's nothing unusual about it."
"No, I'm not scared by this!" Chen Yan continued to be horrified: "The problem is that before she said she was married, none of us knew that she had a partner!"
"Ah?" An Qing was at a loss: "What's the situation?"
"She was on a blind date." Chen Yan explained in a low voice.
"Blind date is good! I want to go on a blind date after graduating from university!" An Qing's eyes lit up, and she interjected.
"Ah hello..." Chen Yan was speechless.
"Don't despise me, my parents also got married on a blind date, and they are very affectionate until now." An Qing curled her lips and said, "I just like an ordinary life, what's wrong with the blind date, it's fine if you see each other."
"...Why do you seem to be disillusioned?" The corners of Chen Yan's mouth twitched, indicating that her and An Qing's brain circuits should be very different.
"What's wrong with the world? I'm not going to be a nun." An Qing gave Chen Yan a white look, and then said, "I just think that no matter what kind of love you have between you, after you get married, don't you have to worry about firewood, rice, oil, salt, soy sauce, vinegar and tea? There is love but it can’t be eaten, so I absolutely don’t agree with naked marriages. And I don’t want a marriage that doesn’t get the blessing of the family.”
"...Ah hey, you think too much..." Chen Yan felt his jaw drop.
"It's not that you don't know. I've wanted to get married for a long time." An Qing touched her smooth face and smiled lewdly: "When I graduated, I had a diploma in one hand and a marriage certificate in the other. How cool! My dream is When I graduated, I married a super-beautiful young man, Xiao Shou, so I could play a guest role as a housewife, stay at home every day without going out to work, and I can watch the live-action version of BL for free, how cool it is!"
"...Can you be a little promising!" Chen Yan finally couldn't help it, and despised it.
"Okay, to say something promising, that is," An Qing sat upright, withdrew the rotten smile on her face: "I don't care about the grandeur once owned, I only care about the everlasting and steady flow of water."
"..." Chen Yan turned her head silently: "To be honest, ordinary youth and artistic youth are not suitable for you!"
An Qing was immediately discouraged: "Okay, let's continue talking about your friend, and then?"
"Yes, my friend!" Chen Yan recovered instantly: "She originally went on a blind date with a mentality of rejection, but one of them didn't pay attention to seeing each other, and then the two families packed up and got ready to get married, so we Helping a friend directly received the news that she was going to get married!"
"Look, let me just say, what a great blind date!" An Qing's eyes sparkled.
"..." Chen Yan was silenced by An Qing again, but it only took a few seconds. After a few seconds, Chen Yan became active again: "Actually, I mainly want to tell you that if one day you You are going to get married, please don't call me directly to tell me the news, you have to tell me first that you are in love, and then tell me that you are going to get married in 10 minutes, so that I can prepare. My friend is like this It's too scary, why did you just get married..."
"Hey, calm down, calm down." An Qing patted Chen Yan's shoulder and said, "Actually, I'm going to get married, don't you know?"
"Ah? Don't scare me!" Chen Yan was terrified again.
"I want to marry you, Xiaoyu~!" An Qing leaned on Chen Yan's shoulder with a happy face.
"..." Chen Yan was silent for a long time, and asked curiously: "By the way... your twentieth birthday hasn't passed yet, right?"
An Qing covered her face in embarrassment: "My birthday this year is on New Year's Day next year..."
Chen Yan looked at the sky: "Then we can only get married after New Year's Day..."
"Then let's get the certificate on New Year's Day!" An Qing rubbed Chen Yan into her arms, "I love you so much, Xiaoyu!"
Chen Yan raised her eyebrows and lowered her head: "Excuse me, where are you rubbing against your sister!"
"I'm rubbing your sister!" An Qing said and rubbed Chen Yan's chest twice.
"..." Chen Yan had already decided to resort to violence, but An Qing fled in the next second.
Girlfriend's best friend or something, ahem, don't be too violent...
An Qing wandered back to the dormitory after lunch.There is no class in the first session in the afternoon, and I can continue to watch Shuaiguo with peace of mind. Hohohoho!
As soon as I climbed onto QQ, I was discovered by An's mother.
—What are you doing baby?
——Look at the handsome guy!
——What handsome guy are you looking at?look at me!
Thus, An Qing received a video request from An's mother.
"Mom, mom, I'm telling you, you're so handsome!" An Qing excitedly talked to An's mother on the other end of the video, and at the same time sent a few exo-m handsome photos she was looking at.
"What is this?" Mother An said that she was very confused.
"A group I like recently, it's so handsome, I'm completely caught by it! I've been watching them whenever I have time these days!" An Qing specially took a few pictures of the leader and sent them: "What do you think of this, Handsome or not? I like him the most!!"
Mother An studied for a long time and said, "Have you been watching him for the past two days?"
"Yes, yes, you are so handsome!" An Qing almost burst into tears.
Mother An looked at the excited An Qing, sighed softly, and said earnestly: "Don't look, you two are not worthy."
"..." An Qing froze for a moment, she found that her mother often complained about her!
For example, one day in her junior high school, her mother was watching mygirl, and she passed by and took a look.That was the first time An Qing saw Lee Jun-ki, she was shocked for a moment, she pointed at Lee Jun-ki and said to An's mother, "Mom, I will look for a husband like this in the future!"
Mother An didn't even look at her at the time, and said, "People don't like you either!"
Mother, is your daughter that bad? !
Seeing An Qing crying in the video, Mother An comforted, "He is not worthy of you."
"Mom...you speak out of your conscience, is that really okay?" An Qing herself didn't believe this sentence.
"...Then I can't help it." Mama An was silent and refused to comment.
An Qing's sadness came and went quickly, and she recovered in an instant, dancing and telling the stories of these teenagers to Mother An.
It wasn't until the second class was about to start that An Qing turned off the video contentedly.By the way, he glanced at QQ and found that Kaizi was still not online.Although Kaizi's avatar has been lit up less and less recently, An Qing is still looking for it habitually, and she doesn't feel at ease until she sees it with her own eyes.
An Qing picked up her phone and looked through the calendar. Her birthday falls on the lunar calendar every year, so every year is different.Coincidentally, this year's birthday will be held on New Year's Day next year. I heard that the school will be on holiday before New Year's Day. It seems that this time I will go home to celebrate my birthday.
Team K went for an interview today, and Team M, led by Lu Han, wandered around the city of Beijing.
After playing and making noise all day, everyone went back to the dormitory to rest after dinner.After all, I have to go back to Korea the next day, and it is most important to keep up the spirit.
On the big table in the lobby, six people each hold a laptop to search for the latest news in the past few days.
Wu Fan was browsing the post bar at first, but he still observed from time to time whether someone's profile picture on QQ was lit.
Although he denied Zhang Yixing's words in his mouth, he still hoped that it was true.But... Will An Qing really know how to chase stars?Wu Fan touched his face, that fellow from the Appearance Association, besides the captain's beauty, would he really fall in love with exo?
"What are you thinking about?" Seeing Wu Fan staring blankly at the computer screen without moving, Zhang Yixing couldn't help poking his head curiously: "Hey, An Qing is online!"
Zhang Yixing's words not only called back Wu Fan's soul, but also successfully drew the attention of others back.
When shopping today, everyone already learned about An Qing's new QQ signature from Zhang Yixing. Seeing An Qing's online at this time, they immediately surrounded her gossip.
"You guys..." Wu Fan could not help but despise.
"Voice, voice!" Lu Han booed from the side.
"Yes, voice! Captain, your typing speed is too slow!" Huang Zitao chimed in.
"Captain, captain! Voice!" Jin Minshuo also stepped in when he saw this.
"Brother Kris... Voice!" Kim Jong Dae appeared from behind Kim Min Suk.
"Brother Fan, you won't be so cruel to us, right!" Zhang Yixing, who always called Wu Fan directly by his name, also said beside him, "We really can't afford to be hurt by your typing speed!"
Seeing the five people looking at him pitifully, although he knew their purpose was to make fun of him, Wu Fan still couldn't bear it.
There is no way, he is soft-hearted!
"Ok, ok, ok, my voice, my voice, my voice." Wu Fan sighed and said: "But let's say in advance, the voice is fine, you are not allowed to speak out, talk to me, and laugh at me! Of course, the last point is the most important !"
"Okay!" Huang Zitao agreed most happily.
Seeing that everyone nodded, Wu Fan opened An Qing's chat window.
Not knowing what to start with, Wu Fan sent a voice invitation directly.
After washing, An Qing scrambled onto the bed, and after turning on the computer and logging on to QQ, a voice invitation from Kaizi came.
An Qing looked at the other three roommates who were also on the bed. One was watching The Legend of Zhen Huan, one was watching Xuanyuan Sword, and the other was videoing with her husband.An Qing quickly plugged in the earphones and clicked to accept.
"Hello? Can you hear me?" A muffled male voice came, probably because of the signal. Kaizi's voice was always a little muffled, but he could still be vaguely heard that his voice was very magnetic.I remember the English version of the birthday song that Kaizi sang to her on her birthday, it just had an indescribable taste.
She also learned later that this taste is called the taste of rap.
"Well, I heard it. Can you hear my voice?" An Qing turned the volume of the microphone to the maximum and asked.
"Ah, yes, yes, very clear."
"You're so busy these days, you're not online." For some reason, An Qing had a sour taste in her words.
"Yo, miss me?" The other party teased very unscrupulously.
"Yeah, I can't sleep thinking about you, be happy, be happy." An Qing immediately relaxed when she heard the cheap words.
"That's right, I'm asking you something, what are you talking about?" Wu Fan was startled by Wu Shuang's staring eyes, and quickly turned the subject back.
"Ah, I was about to tell you about this! Kaizi, I'm finished, I've fallen, I've fallen!"
"What, what's the situation?" Wu Fan glanced at the few buddies around him, a little nervous.
"I'm chasing stars! I'm obsessed with exo! I'm chasing stars!!"
Wu Fan looked at Zhang Yixing's teasing gaze, and felt as if he had been hit by a meteorite.
She is really chasing stars!Is it really the end of the world? !
"You, speak slowly, what's going on?" It took Wu Fan a long time to find his voice.
"I just saw an exo fan by accident, and then I checked some of their information, and then... ahh! I was completely hooked! From Saturday to now, I have been repeating Watch their video interview entertainment program! Look for their various materials, resources, pictures, and airport shows! I guess I will have to go crazy for a few more months!"
Wu Fan was stunned for a moment, for some reason, the first reaction in his mind was, what should he wear for tomorrow's airport show?
An Qing on the other end was still excited: "Especially the leader, he is so handsome! But I like his smooth hair more than his curly hair, even if it is not smooth hair with a little bangs! "
Well, Wu Fan nodded silently, and wouldn't let Cody's sister do the talking tomorrow.
Wu Fan made a decision in his heart, raised his head and was about to speak when he found Zhang Yixing and Lu Han respectively lying next to Kim Jong-dae and Kim Min-suk's ears and translating. looked at him ambiguously.
Hey, don't think too much, isn't this just... a fan!
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