The internet is a piece of crap

"By the way, Kaizi, I remember you said that you also like exo, are you a fan?" An Qing asked excitedly.

"Well, it doesn't count as a meal, but I have watched some of their programs." Wu Fan thought about it, and still said it more to the point.

"Hey, do you like other people besides the leader?" An Qing asked curiously while flipping through the posts.

"Hungry...Actually...I really like them all." Wu Fan couldn't stand the expectant eyes of the five around him, so he quickly changed the subject: "What about you? Who do you like?"

"This question is not easy to answer." An Qing rubbed her chin, thought carefully and then said: "To be honest, I am mainly interested in the leader, and other people...you know, I am interested in foreigners, foreigners I don’t have any interest in the group... The main reason is that the language barrier here makes me have a psychological barrier...so relatively speaking, I like the four children from the Celestial Dynasty."

Wu Fan turned his head subconsciously, Lu Han and Zhang Yixing were a little embarrassed, they were embarrassed to translate for the two Korean members.However, under the strong eyes of Kim Min-seok, they still translated in a low voice, so the smiles on the faces of the two Korean members disappeared at a speed visible to the naked eye, and then turned into mourning.

"Uh, actually, I think the Korean members are pretty good too..." Wu Fan rubbed his nose, feeling a little embarrassed.

"Hey, I haven't finished talking yet, but maybe it has the nature of loving the house and black. Although I am still not interested in the K team, I am still a little interested in the two Korean members of the M team." An Qing happened to turn to a Jin Min The airport photo of Shuo and Jin Zhongda was sent over without any hassle: "Baozi and Chenchen are really in love with each other! How perfect is Baocheng!"

Wu Fan froze, big sister, you can die if you don't add the last sentence, right?However, it's a good thing that team K is not here, otherwise... Hey, these kids are hard to serve...

Lu Han was holding back his laughter while translating for Jin Minshuo, but before he finished laughing, he was hurt by An Qing's next sentence.

"However, I don't know why, but in comparison, I still have no feelings for Lu Han..." An Qing said with a little distress: "I can feel that he is really beautiful and cute, and looking at that little face can even make you feel uncomfortable. I couldn't help poking at the computer. But I can feel more deeply that I just don't have feelings for him."

Just as Wu Fan was about to speak, he was interrupted by Lu Han.I saw Luhan grabbing Wu Fan tightly, shaking it desperately, at least he still remembered that Wu Fan said not to make a sound, so he kept mouthing at Wu Fan: "Why why why!"

"Um, yes, why is that?" Wu Fan stretched out a hand to wrap around Lu Han, and finally stabilized this little ancestor.

"I really don't know why..." An Qing happened to see a few photos of Lu Han, and couldn't help but sighed at the photos: "Accordingly, I like the most beautiful boy Xiaoshou, why don't I like this one? It's obviously Xiaoshou Where is Luhan?"

Lu Han was caught in the creaking hole by Wu Fan, he opened his mouth wide and silently defended: "I'm not a petty subject!!!"

Wu Fan clamped Luhan firmly again: "You are illogical, and Kris is not a small person, don't you like him the most?"

"No." An Qing seriously interrupted: "I told you, the first time I saw the leader, I thought he was the best little shou! It's just that his height doesn't meet the standard of little shou, so It should be an attribute suitable for both offense and defense.”

Hahaha!Luhan burst out laughing, of course, the silent kind, the one where Wu Fan squeaked was like a twitch.Wu Fan sighed, let go of Lu Han, let him fend for himself.

"Wait a minute! I know! I know why I don't have feelings for Lu Han anymore!" An Qing suddenly exclaimed, the thought that had been flashing through her mind finally surfaced.

"Why?" Wu Fan asked with dignity.

"Because Lu Han is the master! It's Lu Shao of the capital! In my heart, he must be Gong!" An Qing got excited and immediately became excited: "I can't see him accept any cp related to Lu Han! Even if it is with Hierarch, just thinking about the words Lu and Niu makes me feel good! And I don’t like Xiao Gong, only Xiao Shou, that’s why I have no feelings for Lu Han!”

"What kind of logic do you have!" Wu Fan endured Lu Han's constant patting on his arm and laughed non-stop, while bearing the strange gazes of the other four people: "According to the logic of normal people, Kris should be attacking the deer." Han, right? And you said that you only have no feelings for Lu Han, what about Zhang Yixing and Huang Zitao? Do you think they are also affected?!"

"Bingo!" An Qing said triumphantly: "That's what I think, Girl Tao and Xing Xingguo both have the aura of Xiaoshou! And I'm not the only one who thinks that Kris is a scepter. , There is a post called Kris Shouba, you can go and have a look, I like the Lu Niu Wen in it the most, I always feel that although Kris is quite shou, but in the entire group of exo, only Lord Lu can attack him.”

Zhang Yixing and Huang Zitao were quite unhappy at the beginning and retorted "I'm not shou!" But when they heard what An Qing said, they immediately looked at each other in understanding and nodded in agreement. Kris Shou's post is really good.

As for Lu Han, it was even more embarrassing, while proudly translating for Kim Min Suk, while winking at Wu Fan.

Wu Fan said that he really couldn't take it anymore: "How is it possible? Think about it again, how could Luhan attack Kris? This is too heaven-defying, right?!"

"There is no way, who gave Master Lu an advantage in age? Although he is only a few months older, this is a bright spot!" An Qing closed a few posts, reopened a few and browsed: "Of course, The leader can also attack Lord Deer, and even Xingxingguo can attack Lord Deer, but in my heart, apart from these two people, I really can’t see Lord Deer doing anything, and even if it is these two people, I would like to see him more Lord Deer attacks."

Lu Han patted Wu Fan's shoulder in satisfaction, and said with mouth shape: "Remember, the young master is Gong, called brother!"

Wu Fan swept Lu Han away with a look of disgust: "Forget it, I can't compete with you, let's change the topic..."

"Oh." An Qing stuck out her tongue secretly. Kaizi loves the leader too much. In the past, Kaizi would only refute when she complained about him. no more...

"Hey, you said you've watched a few of their programs, so have you watched the China Love Song Concert?" Thinking of the video that she had watched several times, An Qing became excited again.

"Ah, look at that." Wu Fan nodded, expressing that he was very calm.Calmly accept the baptism of the five brothers.

"Hey, my lord's divine beast, really, really amuses me to death!" An Qing said with a burst of laughter.

Knowing that the guy on the other side of the video has the same negative smile as the person next to him, Wu Fan still couldn't calm down: "I think he draws pretty well."

"Pfft!" Luhan finally couldn't hold back his laughter, "Ahahaha..."

An Qing, who was also laughing, was startled by the laughter: "Kaizi, what's the situation with you?"

Wu Fan covered his face: "It's okay, it's Hanhan, he smoked again, don't worry about him."

"Ah, Hanhan is here too." An Qing felt a little embarrassed, she didn't seem very ladylike just now...

"It's okay, just ignore him, he just passed by." Wu Fan threatened Lu Han with his eyes, and Lu Han twitched and laughed while lying behind Kim Min Suk's back.

"Oh, where did you just say?" An Qing nodded, ignored, and then wondered.

"I think Kris's paintings are quite good." Wu Fan repeated solemnly.

"Okay? Then who do you compare your score with! Compared with Tao Zi, it's really good." An Qing really couldn't bear to say anything.

Huang Zitao, who was still cheerfully watching the captain's jokes, suddenly froze his smile on his face, lying on Jin Zhongda's body in aggrieved manner, and complained in a low voice: "I don't have the talent to draw..."

"It can't be that miserable..." Wu Fan wailed with a downcast face.

"Why not, it's really too good!" An Qing sighed and said, "Actually, what I'm more puzzled about is how the crocodile made Tao Zi draw like that, how did the leader figure it out! Is it a bug? How is it like a crocodile? This is unscientific! Or are they really from aliens? I think I don’t understand their spiritual world at all!"

Wu Fan was silent, he couldn't explain this, it was just an accident!

"It's not my inner teeth! I don't paint the inner teeth, can he recognize them?" Huang Zitao couldn't help but complained in a low voice, which attracted Wu Fan's contemptuous gaze. Lu Han collapsed in one step, and secretly whispered in Huang Zitao's ear He added: "Is that your tooth? No matter how you look at it, it looks like a nose!"

Huang Zitao wanted to fight back, but Lu Han had already fled.

"Ah, maybe it's because Kris is smarter." Wu Fan reluctantly explained, and got five middle fingers.

"But I found that in the show, Niu Tao is the big trend!" An Qing sighed: "There is so much love between them, the leader has rewards and punishments, and Tao Zi's family rules are very strict!"

Cut... Huang Zitao glanced at Wu Fan with disgust, is that also called a reward?

It's good to have ramen, let's be content!Wu Fan gave Huang Zitao a blank look, and then said to An Qing: "Let's forget about Niu Tao... But there must be family rules. Kris is the captain. Can these ancestors be restrained without any family rules?"

"Well, I totally agree with that. It's just a group of ancestors!" An Qing said.

Wu Fan received another five pairs of supercilious eyes.

"Ahhh!" An Qing yelled suddenly, although the three roommates who were also wearing earphones didn't respond, but they really scared the five people on the computer side.

"What's the matter?" Wu Fan picked out his ears and turned down the volume a little.

"Look at this!" An Qing sent over a picture she had just seen: "The leader is 1.8 meters seven, this passport can actually cover his face! How small is his face!"

Wu Fan raised his eyebrows, stretched out his hand to compare his face, then looked at Lu Han, who was poking around, and stretched out his hand, Lu Han came over knowingly, Wu Fan's hand covered Lu Han's entire face .Wu Fan was puzzled: Do I have a small face?Luhan was also puzzled: I think it's quite big!Zhang Yixing, who was next to him, backed away silently, saying that he was just passing by and didn't see anything.

"It's okay, maybe it's because of Liu Hai'er, she looks small." Wu Fan shrugged and said.

"I'm comparing passports, what does that have to do with Liu Hai'er..." An Qing was speechless: "You're not jealous, are you?"

Wu Fan was speechless: "What am I jealous of him..."

"I'm jealous of how handsome the parents are! Look at that little face, especially that little mouth, it's so pretty..." An Qing became a nympho in a second.

"I really don't like Kris's mouth." Wu Fan said he was very serious: "I really don't like a big man with such a small mouth. I think he definitely doesn't like it either."

"Come on, you're not him, how do you know he doesn't like it?" An Qing scorned: "You are just jealous of him! You know, I was completely fascinated by his mouth at first sight! It's too sexy, is there any? I just like people with small mouths, I never thought there would be such a beautiful mouth in this world!"

Wu Fan was completely helpless: "I really don't need to be jealous of him. I'm also a person with a small mouth, why am I jealous of him? And I don't like my mouth the least."

An Qing tried desperately to think about what Kaizi would look like, but gave up after a long while to no avail, and then sneered, "Is that because someone told you that you have a small mouth?"

"..." Wu Fan was silent, it really is!People always say that he has a small mouth, like a small cherry mouth, but he is a boy, how can he be said so?Well, he was really powerless to argue. "Anyway, don't think too much, I can't possibly be jealous of him."

"Let's just trust you once." Hearing Kaizi's pitiful voice, An Qing curled her lips and said.

"It's you, you like Kris so much, do you have any fantasies about marrying him?" Wu Fan suddenly had a whim, ignoring the ambiguous eyes of the five pairs around him, and asked enthusiastically.

"It's useless for me to fantasize about it!" An Qing's voice suddenly became very disappointed for some reason, "The leader said that his ideal type is a tall girl. How can this make a short person like me feel bad!"

"..." Wu Fan twitched, "I forgot to ask you, how tall are you?"

"1.6 meters..." An Qing replied with a sad face.

"...Well, it's really not high..." Wu Fan heard An Qing's infinitely disappointed voice, and for some reason, he suddenly comforted him: "You don't have to be so sad, his ideal type answers are all official and polite. Really I don’t know what to say, so I can say something that matches my size. Maybe he doesn’t have any strict requirements on height? Besides, you know that is the ideal type. Generally, the ideal is very plump, but the reality is very skinny. "

"Hey, I hope..." An Qing sighed and suddenly laughed: "Hehe, what am I thinking, it doesn't matter whether the leader likes tall or short people, it has nothing to do with me If there is no accident, he will never know that I like him for the rest of his life, no matter how flirtatious I am alone, it will be useless."

Wu Fan looked at the teasing eyes of the brothers around him, and the comfort he wanted to say was really beyond words.

"However, even if he never knows my existence, I will always like him." An Qing suddenly said seriously: "Maybe in the future I will marry a man who loves me very much and have a cute baby. And I will never forget him who I liked... Of course, I should still like him at that time... When my baby is sensible, I will point to his photo and tell my baby that this is the one my mother once loved. people, but what mom loves the most now is the baby and dad... Hehe, I think it's a little too far away, right?"

For some reason, Wu Fan suddenly felt his nose sour.Well, he is such an emotional person.But why, his heart is also a little sour?

"What, after all, you are a wedding fanatic and still want to get married!" Wu Fan teased loudly on purpose, interrupting the sentimental atmosphere just now.

"I just wanted to get married, did you know that?" An Qing burst out laughing, she knew Kaizi did it on purpose. "But in the future, I will follow the leader's direction to find a husband!"

"That's going to be difficult, let's not say whether there is someone as handsome as Kris, even if there is, they won't look at you!" Wu Fan said meanly.

"...I'm talking about Xiao Shou's direction. I'm already desperate in terms of looks. Now handsome men are rarer than pandas!" An Qing said calmly.

"...That's obviously because your definition of handsome is too high!" This time it was Wu Fan's turn to be speechless.

"That's right...the reason why I like the leader of Shunmao and dislike the leader of Langben is because the leader of Langben is too aggressive, and the leader with bangs or Shunmao is simply the best little subject. !” An Qing said, sucking in her saliva.

"..." Wu Fan began to think about letting Sister Cody do the work tomorrow.