The internet is a piece of crap

Wu Fan was wondering what hairstyle he would have tomorrow, but he saw the other five people staring at him with increasingly strange eyes.

Wu Fan finally couldn't bear it any longer, and waved away people.

"You five, is it enough? Is it fun to watch the excitement? You have to catch a plane tomorrow, so go to sleep!"

"Cut, so autocratic!" Huang Zitao muttered dissatisfiedly, before Wu Fan reached out to hit him, he quickly ran away with his computer in his arms.

Wu Fan's eyes slanted, and Jin Minshuo left in despair, holding Jin Zhongda with one hand and the computer in the other.

Lu Han, who had satisfied his desire for gossip, saw that Wu Fan seemed to be coming for real, so he wisely followed Zhang Yixing away from the center of gossip.

However, no one ignored An Qing's roar.

"You bastard! You didn't tell me there was someone next to you! You still lied to me that you were passing by! Are all five of your roommates here? You bastard, bastard, bastard!"

Wu Fan let out an embarrassed "Ah", knowing that he was wrong: "Okay, okay... Qingqing, you want a lady to calm down!"

"Lady, your sister! Calm down your sister!" Although An Qing said this, she also automatically turned down the volume, so as not to scare people.

"Ah, ok ok ok, I was wrong, I was wrong, I was wrong...it won't happen in the future, okay?" Wu Fan slapped his head, why did he say that sentence impulsively?If I had known earlier, even punching and kicking them away would be better than this!

"Hmph, this girl is very angry now, and the consequences are very serious." An Qing immediately became unreasonable when she heard Wu Fan subdued.

"..." Wu Fan said that he had a toothache again, "Well, that's okay, that's okay, do you think this is good, I may go to many places in the future, and I will send you a copy every time I go. How about a gift?"

"You said it!" An Qing burst into laughter.

Wu Fan's flesh hurts, he suddenly remembered the next flight itinerary, he regretted it, okay?

Why was it impulsive again?Wu Fan really wanted to shoot himself to death.But I don't know why, deep down in Wu Fan's heart, he doesn't reject it at all, and even thinks, what should I send as I'm flying to South Korea tomorrow?

As the saying goes, courtesy is light and affection is heavy.How about sending a postcard?In other words, just a postcard, will it be too monotonous?Whoops, why did I forget, the postage is also a big expense...or I should go back on my word...

"Oh, by the way, I heard that Chenchen is going to celebrate his birthday. Although he can't hear it, I still want to say happy birthday to him." An Qing happened to see a few posts about Jin Zhongda's happy birthday, so Then subconsciously said.

Just as Wu Fan was about to speak, he heard a rustling sound behind him. When he turned his head, he saw the five people who were supposed to be in their respective bedrooms at this time, all looking at him furtively by the door, and after Jin Zhongda heard Zhang Yixing The interpreter is constantly whispering "thank you".Wu Fan let out a long sigh, he must have committed a crime when he met these ancestors!

She kept reading the post while chatting with Kaizi, until the power was cut off, An Qing reluctantly bid farewell to the computer, moved the computer desk to the end of the bed, and lay down on the bed.

The leader...kris...Wu Yifan...

An Qing stared at the mosquito net above her head, her eyes widened. The figure she had been thinking about these days slowly emerged in the dark air.

Is this what it feels like to truly love someone?An Qing silently asked herself.Although she knows very well that her liking is just a fan's emotion for her beloved star.However, she, who has never been in love for 20 years, is attracted to someone other than a manga for the first time. This feeling, for some reason, is so unreal.

I don't know when I will find my true love... An Qing sighed, originally she was frightened because she only liked anime characters, but now she has fallen in love with a boy who is more handsome than comic characters, how can she find someone in the future? Isn't it more difficult?

An Qing, who wanted to get married right after graduation, was now full of despair about her future...

Day by day, An Qing, who loves to read novels the most, has not read novels for nearly half a month.She spends almost all of her time searching for exo.

As soon as the teacher finished roll call, An Qing took out her earphones and notebook from her bag, and planned to copy the lyrics.

It took a long time to insert the earphones into her ear holes that couldn't be any smaller. After flipping through the MAMA and history that she had copied before, An Qing sighed to herself. Fortunately, the other songs were not as long as these two. Otherwise you will be really exhausted.

At some point, a male classmate sat down beside her. An Qing glanced at him and continued listening to the song.

"What are you writing?" The classmate looked curiously at the lyrics An Qing put aside.

"Lyrics." An Qing glanced over again, and then continued to write vigorously.

"What lyrics is this?" The classmate took the MAMA lyrics on the top, and saw a line of words written in the blank space at a glance.

"My lord...Immortal blessings will last forever...Shou and Tianqi...Wencheng Wude...Unify the world?" The classmate read it twitching, and then looked at An Qing with a strange look.

"Ahem, it's not that!" An Qing looked embarrassed, and she only found out later that this sentence is not only applicable to the leader of the East, but also the leader of Kris!So before writing the lyrics, I just wrote them down... An Qing scratched the paper, then pointed to the densely packed small characters below: "The lyrics are below."

"Ah..." The male student looked down, "What song is this?"

Since the title of the song was too ambiguous, An Qing didn't have the nerve to read it out, and pointed to a huge MAMA next to her with a pen: "This."

The male student took a closer look, and then said hesitantly, "...ma...ma?"

An Qing blinked her eyes, and found that the title of the song was too amazing, she would be too sorry for the leader if she didn't agree!So, An Qing nodded calmly and replied, "Hey!"

The classmates froze for a moment, watching An Qing entertaining herself and laughing, and finally couldn't hold back, picked up the lyrics paper in her hand, and patted An Qing's head.

"Ahem, you really are, I'm too embarrassed to say no..." An Qing was still laughing wildly, but the male student said that he didn't understand whether to laugh so lowly!

Just smiling, An Qing received a message from the courier company, informing her that a courier had arrived.

An Qing thought to herself, she hasn't shopped online recently, where did she get the courier?

Until she signed for the courier from South Korea in the mail room, she was still wondering if she was dreaming.

Kaizi really mailed her something? !She always thought that voice was just a joke!

Returning to the dormitory in a trance, An Qing looked at the courier on the table and saw a pile of unintelligible Korean on it, An Qing finally came to her senses.

An Qing compared it, and it was only two palm-sized couriers, what was inside?

Afraid of hurting the inside, An Qing carefully opened the courier along the sides, and the first thing that caught her eyes was a postcard.

An Qing couldn't help but twitched when she saw the crooked Chinese characters on it. She was indeed of Canadian Chinese descent. Would you dare to make the characters worse?They can catch up with the leader!

Tucao go to Tucao, An Qing read it carefully.

Dear Qingqing:

It's really exhausting to return to Korea today, and it's hard to find time to send you a gift.

This postcard is a personal photo I asked my friends in SM company to ask for from Kris, and there is Kris's signature on it~ Haha, did you suddenly find that I am great, and then fell in love with me?But this photo cannot be shared outside, remember to keep it secret~!

Of course, there is a small gift for you, I think you will like it very much~!

We will go to Indonesia in two days, and there will be gifts at that time~

Remember to miss me <3

The inscription has only the date and no signature.But at the moment when she saw the content of the postcard, An Qing was really dumbfounded.

Tremblingly, he turned over the postcard, and Master Shunmao, who was dressed in ordinary household attire, was holding a big panda pillow in his arms, smiling very brightly at An Qing.In the lower right corner of the photo is Kris' unique signature.

An Qing is going to cry because of the people in the photo, Kaizi, you have a conscience!

An Qing opened the small package under the postcard with great expectations.

A small white doll fell out, An Qing froze again.

The divine beast of the leader!Grass mud donkey!

Oh, wrong, it's a rhino...

An Qing couldn't help but pick up the mythical beast from the table, flipped through it repeatedly, but couldn't put it down.

Kaizi, a big credit to you!

In other words, I really didn't expect that Kaizi could even get this kind of thing... An Qing looked at the big kris embroidered on the white belly of the beast, and deeply felt that this world is so incredible.

Because they were going to fly to Taiwan the next day, Team M and Team K went back to their respective dormitories after playing around for a while.

Wu Fan glanced at the calendar, thinking that the mail that was sent out for the first time should arrive by now. I don't know how An Qing reacted when she saw the contents... Go online and ask her later.

Wu Fan rubbed his head and came out of the bathroom. He vaguely heard someone yelling to be careful, and then something flew towards him. Wu Fan subconsciously reached out to catch it. It was a football? !

Wu Fan raised his eyes and saw the mess in the living room. Zhang Yixing, Huang Zitao and Jin Zhongda got into a mess for some reason. masterpiece!

"I said, Baozi, Hanhan, you two are brothers anyway, can you pay attention? What kind of football are you playing in the dormitory at night?" Wu Fan was completely helpless. Can make trouble!But the maknae is easy to manage these two fake maknae, no one dares to take care of them!

"Hey captain, let's play together!" Kim Min-seok didn't care about these things, he finally found time to play football with Lu Han, how could he give up so easily!

Wu Fan rolled his eyes and threw the football to them: "I'm not interested in football, you can play by yourself. But I tell you two, play carefully and don't kick anything bad."

Before he finished speaking, a big pillow flew from nowhere and hit Wu Fan's face.

Wu Fan held the pillow in his arms calmly, and looked slowly, seeing Zhang Yixing and Jin Zhongda smiling happily at the side, Huang Zitao waved his hands desperately while laughing uncontrollably.

Wu Fan instantly understood: "Huang Zitao, I won't beat you up for three days to go to the house, isn't it? Dare to play wild on the head of the leader, isn't it boring?!"

Huang Zitao wanted to run away, but Wu Fan threw a pillow back with his backhand.Just kidding, my leader doesn't like football, but my leader's basketball is very very good!

As a result, the number of people in the melee increased by one.

Until the end, everyone was exhausted and spread out on the sofa.

"Zhong Da, let's clean up." Kim Min-seok looked at the messy living room, and said to Jin Zhongda.

"No! I have no strength..." Jin Zhong said with a sad face.

"Forget about Xiumin, just put the things there, Auntie will tidy up tomorrow." Lu Han said weakly.

"I'm sleepy, go back to the room and sleep." Wu Fan said with a yawn.

"Yeah, yeah, I'm sleepy." Lu Han, who also loves to sleep, rarely echoed Wu Fan.

"OK, go." Wu Fan waved his right hand and led the way.Lu Han, who was in the same room, naturally followed up. As for whether the others fell asleep or continued to make trouble... it is not known.

Lying on the bed and sleeping comfortably, Wu Fan faintly felt that something had happened to him... But nothing big could compare to sleep, so Wu Fan chose to ignore it.

The next day, because he had to catch a plane, Kim Min-seok got up early again and asked his younger brothers to get up.Other rooms are easy to talk about, only Wu Fan and Lu Han's rooms are the worst.After finally rushing the dazed Lu Han to the bathroom to wash up, Kim Min-seok accidentally found that Wu Fan, who had just been dragged up, fell on the bed again...

Therefore, Jin Minshuo's eighteen martial arts skills were combined, and Wu Fan was finally pulled out of the bed.

"Go wash up! It's too late!" Jin Minshuo pushed Wu Fan to the bathroom.

"Oh..." Wu Fan didn't even open his eyes, and walked forward in a half sleepwalking state: "Hey, Baozi, I had a very strange dream..."

"What dream?" Jin Minshuo, who was watching Wu Fan from behind to prevent him from falling asleep suddenly while walking, responded casually.

"I actually dreamed of a beautiful woman with a beard growing on her face! Don't you think it's weird?" Wu Fan yawned again as he spoke.

Before Jin Minshuo could speak, he saw Luhan shaving in the mirror with half-closed eyes in the bathroom ahead.

Jin Minshuo swallowed the words in his mouth, he really didn't know what to say.