The internet is a piece of crap

In class the next day, An Qing excitedly grabbed Chen Yan's arm and said, "Kaizi really mailed me something! He really mailed me something!"

"Hey, calm down, who are you talking about?" Chen Yan asked An Qing with a headache.

"It's my Chinese-Canadian netizen who works in Korea, don't you remember?" An Qing looked at Chen Yan eagerly.

"Oh, him, why did he suddenly mail you something?" It took Chen Yanshun a long time to react.

"Now he is sent by the company to travel around the world, because he provoked me not long ago, and he promised to send me a gift every time he went. I thought it was a joke at the time, but I didn't expect him to actually send it!" An Qing excitedly took out the postcard and the beast doll from her bag, and showed it to Chen Yan like a treasure: "And what he sent was the photo of the leader and the animal of the leader! Ah! My life is complete! "

"Ah hello..." Chen Yan was speechless: "Your life is too short..." After all, she still looked down at the two things: "Oh my god, this strong handwriting... your friend Really invincible."

"Hey, I can't help it. Children who have lived abroad for a long time are probably like this." An Qing thought for a while and said: "Refer to our family's leader, it is true that no matter how handsome a person is, the word will be ugly... ..."

"By the way, where is your leader from?" Chen Yan suddenly asked curiously.

"Oh, his native place is Guangzhou, his mother is from Nanjing, and he immigrated to Canada." An Qing grinned silly.

"It's also from Canada?" Chen Yan was stunned for a moment: "Is Canada an outstanding place? I remember you mentioned that you had a friend who went to Canada to study high school, right? Then that Kaizi is also Canadian Chinese. I found out that you and Canada It's very fate..."

An Qing was stunned for a moment when she heard the words. She really didn't notice before that the leader and Kaizi are both Chinese-Canadian...and they both work in Korea... What a coincidence!An Qing curled her lips, maybe she really has a relationship with Canada?

"Hey, this is the weird one he drew in the video you showed me last time, right?" Chen Yan looked at the beast doll over and over again, and finally realized how familiar it was.

"Yes, yes! Haha, I didn't expect Kaizi to be able to buy this thing, so talented!" An Qing was excited again in an instant.

"It's actually for sale?" Chen Yan shook her head, expressing her incomprehension.

"This proves that the world is still very magical." An Qing said happily.

"An'an, what did you mean just now, that Kaizi will often send you gifts in the future?" Chen Yan hesitated for a moment, but still asked.

"Well, he seems to mean that." An Qing answered casually while playing with the animal doll.

"Hey, An An, tell me, is he interested in you?" Chen Yan pressed An Qing and asked seriously.

"Ah? No way?" An Qing was taken aback, and then smiled: "Impossible, anyway, we have known each other for so many years... He is just my blue-faced confidant, it is impossible for us."

"Why are you so sure? You must know that he is mailing it across the country. Even if the gift is not very precious, it will cost a lot of money. Seeing what he means, he still needs to mail it to you often. If it doesn't mean anything to you, why do it on you?" Spending so much money?" Chen Yan frowned and said.

An Qing was stunned for a moment, looked at the beast in her hand, and felt a little uncomfortable: "Yes, it's a bit expensive, why don't I tell him not to post it?"

"...Ah hey, do you know the point of what I'm talking about?" Chen Yan finally had no choice but to say, "The point is not whether to spend money or not, but whether he is interested in you or not!"

"Oh, don't think too much, we're just good friends." An Qing waved her hand and said, "What's more, this is the Internet, online dating is magical, it's absolutely impossible for us to happen!"

Seeing that Chen Yan still hated iron for nothing, An Qing couldn't help laughing and said: "You may not understand that he and I belong to the kind of relationship that hit it off at first sight, and we became confidantes as soon as we met. We have known each other for more than five years. We have known each other for more than five years. It has developed into the relationship of best friends and best friends. Love is really impossible. When we are together, he treats me as a buddy and I treat him as a sister. In this case, what kind of sparks can be sparked? It's a weird thing...Anyway, I personally would never think about it."

After hearing what An Qing said, Chen Yan couldn't say anything more.After all, these two people belong to a transnational friendship, even if something happens, it will be restricted by the region.

Although she was smiling on the surface, An Qing was not at peace in her heart.She firmly grasped the beast doll in her hand, Kaizi... At least on the surface, there was nothing wrong with it... Maybe Xiaoyu was thinking too much... It should be... Maybe...

After returning to the dormitory, An Qing washed up and climbed into bed.

The first thing to do when you go online is to hang up on QQ, and glance at Kaizi's avatar by the way, it's dark and offline.

The second thing is to visit the post bar, hey, my lord, sometimes don’t be too handsome, what should I do if I can’t hold it anymore...

This time, An Qing was looking for various very unusual fan auctions, seeing the leader's superb style in the very unusual, those little eyes... An Qing expressed that she was a little overwhelmed.

Subconsciously, An Qing clicked on QQ and changed her signature.

[I always feel that your eyes are full of stars]

When Wu Fan went online, he happened to see the signature that An Qing had just changed.Inexplicably, he felt that this sentence was about himself!

Before she had time to think about it, An Qing's QQ had already been sent over.

——Aha!Kaizi, you are finally online!

Immediately afterwards, the voice request was sent.

Wu Fan made a quick decision, stood up and locked the door.As for Huang Zitao who just took a shower and went to visit other rooms in the hotel, that was out of his consideration.

"Haha! Kaizi, you are so awesome! Your friend from the sm company is also too awesome! I really love you guys!" As soon as the voice was connected, An Qing's excited voice came.

"Have you received the gift?" Wu Fan smiled slightly, this is what he wanted!

"I received it, I received it, I was really surprised! I thought you were joking that day! I didn't expect that you not only sent a gift, but also a big gift!" An Qing couldn't help but feel happy.

"It's fine if you like it, it's just a coincidence for me. Kris's private photos can still help you get some, and my friend and Kris are also very good. But you can't spread it to outsiders, and help keep it secret!" Wu Fan Said mysteriously.

"Well, I know, after all, this is a private photo." An Qing nodded clearly: "But that animal grass mud donkey is really too cute! Kaizi, you are so powerful that you can even get this thing !"

Wu Fan was a little embarrassed. He wouldn't say it was all done by his smart fans... But sometimes he really felt that these fans were smart and powerful. When he first received this rhinoceros doll, Really froze for quite a while, didn't realize until Lu Han nearly died from laughing.

"Ah, that...you just like it..." Wu Fan felt that this was all he could say.

"Hey, Kaizi..." An Qing suddenly hesitated, hesitating.

"Huh? What's the matter?" Wu Fan wondered why this little girl suddenly became shy?

"I'm a bit sorry for the expense you've made...or don't send it to me in the future..." An Qing said embarrassingly.

"Ah..." Wu Fan couldn't laugh or cry for a moment, so he was shy? "You don't have to worry about it, it's not much money, just be happy! And we've known each other for so long, you accompany me to spend big and small festivals alone in a foreign land, happy and unhappy days With you by my side, I have never said anything, now that I have this condition, it’s not bad to give you some gifts. And it’s not expensive, little dolls or something, as long as you like it.”

"Do you want to be so sensational..." An Qing said sharply: "And the autographed private photo of the leader, why is it not a valuable thing? This is priceless!"

Wu Fan expressed his embarrassment. He really didn't know how his photo plus signature was so valuable... It turned out that when he had no money, he could just sell a signed photo...

"It's also a condition...it just so happens that you like Kris, that's great." Wu Fan said awkwardly.

"You have the nerve to say that a good postcard with your autograph was ruined by your bad handwriting!" An Qing said with a slight smile.

"My word is quite good..." Wu Fan swallowed speechlessly.

"Your words are almost as good as the leader's!" An Qing sneered: "I believe it was written by the leader! Coupled with this divine animal grass mud donkey, it really corresponds to the leader's sentence 'writing is not good. Just because it looks good doesn't mean that the painting is not good-looking'!"

"Ahem." Wu Fan really choked, the two protagonists in this passage are himself, okay?This makes no sense at all! "My handwriting is a bit ugly, but my painting is definitely better than Kris's!" You can't lose if you lose, even if you compare yourself to yourself!

"I said... Kaizi, your level of narcissism is comparable to that of the leader!" An Qing complained mercilessly.

"I definitely don't have his narcissism!" Wu Fan raised his hands to clarify, and said silently in his heart, losing is not losing!

"It's said that the leader is really good at times..." An Qing said, and sent Wu Fan a bunch of photos of the leader's crimes.

Wu Fan was completely speechless: "I said, what kind of bad taste are you, you actually collected so many pictures of him committing crimes?" What a shame, what a shame! !

"Hey, you won't understand the hearts of our fans." An Qing said something pretending to be sad, and then turned into a nympho in a second with a special function: "I love the paralyzed leader, the smiling leader, the handsome leader, the cute leader But I love the sect master of the second class more!"

Wu Fan was about to cry. Hearing this, I really couldn't understand it!

Finally, An Qing solemnly concluded: "Twenty-two is healthier!"

"Okay, you win." Wu Fan broke down.

Wu Fan stared at each other, thinking about changing the subject, and suddenly thought of An Qing's newly revised signature, licked his dry lips, and asked seemingly unintentionally: "By the way, Qingqing, who is it mentioned in your signature?" ?”

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, Wu Fan became inexplicably nervous, feeling his heart beating rapidly. In his impression, the only time he made himself so abnormal was when he announced his debut list.

"Of course it's the leader! Every time I look into his eyes, I feel that the whole starry sky is filled with one glance." An Qing leaned on her chin, thinking of the eyes of the leader, with a smile on her face unconsciously. Smile.

Wu Fan just felt like a big rock had finally landed in his heart, and he instantly felt relieved.But I didn't think too much, just smiled narcissistically: "Aha, Kris is so handsome!"

"Must!" An Qing said.

"Hey, what are you looking at?" Wu Fan heard the faint voice coming from the opposite side, and immediately judged that it should be something like a video.

"Oh, it's because the rice shoot is very unusual." An Qing replied casually.

"Oh." Wu Fan nodded. I don't want to shoot this kind of thing, because I often go to the post bar, Wu Fan also understands it very well. "Which part are you watching?"

"I just watched the episode of Double Moon Night, and I was taken aback. The 'Ah' at the beginning of the leader was really ecstasy. I couldn't hold it anymore and downloaded it immediately. What I'm watching now is that foreign woman sings at least When you were at the time, the reaction of the leader and the others." An Qing looked at the leader on the screen, and once again lamented that the leader is too malleable, and Liu Haier will always attack and always suffer in an instant!

Wu Fan recalled it carefully, oh, it was that impromptu performance, and Xingxing also performed b-box.However, Wu Fan is still very satisfied that the "ah~" that was complained by the members as "very disgusting" has become a symbol of ecstasy in the eyes of the fans.

"Wow, the four sons of the Celestial Dynasty all sang along, at least you are there!" An Qing said in amazement.

"It's all subconsciously singing along..." Wu Fan found that this kind of filming was amazing. Many times they thought that there would be no camera, so they were very casual, but later found out that they were all photographed...

"Many people said that when the leader sang along, his expression looked like he was missing someone. Some even said that the leader had a girlfriend before, and he was thinking about her!" An Qing said with emotion.

Wu Fan twitched, why didn't he know that he had a girlfriend before?Also, does his expression look like he is missing someone?He was obviously thinking about the lyrics, okay? !

"However, why do I get the feeling that... he is actually thinking about the lyrics desperately? His empty eyes are obviously in the state of searching for the lyrics in his mind!" An Qing said strangely.

Wu Fan nodded and raised his forehead, do you want to be so truthful... "Well, maybe, anyway, sometimes I always sing the wrong lyrics of this song."

"Yes, when I sing this song, I also have to think about it." An Qing nodded in agreement, and suddenly found something wrong: "Hey, you can sing this song? Aren't you always in a foreign country? How can you sing this song?" ah?!"

"...Being abroad doesn't mean you can't sing domestic songs!" Wu Fan was speechless.

"That's right, the leader will do it too." An Qing automatically thought: "In the China Love Song Festival, he also sang Lin Youjia's Lie!"

Wu Fan sweated again, this was also discovered...

"However, in Very Unusual, for the captain's sake, the part where the members act like a baby is really cute!" An Qing became excited again in an instant: "Especially the leader immediately relented and said no more, haha , it can be seen that the leader is definitely not a strict father in normal times! He is a loving mother, no matter what!"

Wu Fan was so sweaty, he was about to express his feelings when he was interrupted by a knock on the door outside.

"Captain! Why did you lock the door? Open it!" Huang Zitao knocked on the door desperately, afraid that he would lose his sense of existence.

Wu Fan raised his forehead, this little ancestor... Helpless, in order not to attract other wolves, he could only get up and open the door.

As soon as the door opened, Huang Zitao came in noisily: "Captain, what are you doing so shameful that you still lock the door!"

"Keep your voice down!" Wu Fan slammed the door casually, "I'm chatting with Qingqing, if she finds out that something is wrong, I'll warn you, and you're really doomed!"

As soon as Huang Zitao heard this, he immediately stopped talking, but his eyes were full of gossip, and then he was more excited than he was, so he ran inside.

Wu Fan rolled his eyes and chased after him. Just as he was about to give another warning, he heard a burst of laughter coming from the computer.

"Hey, I can't hold back my joy every time I watch the Very Unusual TV series, the master shovels Taozi down with one foot. Poor Taozi, you failed to counterattack again. Don't even think about counterattacking in the future. You should do it honestly." Let your little peach suffer, hahaha!"

Wu Fan subconsciously looked over, seeing Huang Zitao's face turned green.