The internet is a piece of crap

Wu Fan quickly covered Huang Zitao's mouth with quick hands.In the next second, Huang Zitao was dancing and making a gesture of smashing the computer.Wu Fan took advantage of his height to press Huang Zitao down hard, then leaned into his ear and warned, "Don't make any noise, do you hear me? I'm not kidding you!"

Seeing Wu Fan being so stubborn, Huang Zitao, who has always been bullying and afraid of being tough, froze in an instant, and blinked pitifully at Wu Fan.

"I let you go, you are not allowed to yell, do you hear me?" Wu Fan put on a serious face, he has figured out Huang Zitao, if he treats him well, he will turn the world upside down, and he must be suppressed by force!Cough... Although this kid is quite high in terms of strength alone...

As soon as Wu Fan let go of Huang Zitao's hand, he heard Huang Zitao's aggrieved whisper: "You two are a partner in bullying!"

Wu Fan almost spat out a mouthful of old blood: "Who are the husband and wife, please explain to me clearly!"

"Why are you yelling at me...that's what Yixing said, and what Yixing said can't be wrong! Don't explain yourself!" Huang Zitao muttered, but in his words he had already sentenced Wu Fan to death.

"Do you believe Zhang Yixing's words?!" Wu Fan looked at Huang Zitao with a "do you want to be so simple" eyes.

"Why don't you believe it?" Huang Zitao said angrily, "At least it's more reliable than you!"

"Hey, Huang Zitao, what do you want?" Wu Fan narrowed his eyes and looked at Huang Zitao dangerously.

Huang Zitao immediately smiled obsequiously: "It's nothing, nothing... Hehe, Captain, Brother Kris, you are the best~buingbuing~"

Wu Fan bowed his head and was defeated by him again...

Who is bullying whom?What an amazing job!

Wu Fan and Huang Zitao lay on the bed and tossed about, but An Qing kept talking.

"Oh, the explanation of the leader made me blind. Haha, I repeatedly emphasized that Taozi knows martial arts. If I don't trip him, I will be tripped by him. Haha, I really started to make up my mind in an instant. Is Taozi right in the dormitory? Why is the leader so disrespectful... The leader is all psychologically shadowed... Hey? Hello? Kaizi? Are you listening? Hello? Where are you?"

"Ah, I'm here." Wu Fan gave Huang Zitao, who had a wicked smile after hearing An Qing's words, a "be quiet" look, and then got up from the bed and sat down beside the bed.

"What were you doing just now? Why are you crackling?" An Qing asked curiously.

"Ah, it's okay, I'm doing exercise." As soon as Wu Fan finished speaking, he heard someone behind him laugh out loud, Wu Fan immediately turned his head and glared, Huang Zitao hurriedly stopped laughing, and then approached in a fawning manner , embracing Wu Fan from behind, and rubbing against his shoulders.

Wu Fan gave him a disgusted look, but he didn't push him away. As long as this guy doesn't come to make trouble, he can gossip, anyway, he never hides it.

"You still do sports at night?" An Qing expressed admiration: "You are strong!"

"It is necessary, you must have a strong body!" Wu Fan answered narcissistically.

An Qing was too lazy to complain about him, and was only looking for the leader's video. "Hey, it's true, there are only his singing mouth shapes, no recordings... I really want to hear the leader sing... But he doesn't sing at all except rap! The silly hat is too bullying!"

Wu Fan touched his nose, feeling a little bit unwilling for some reason: "I'm also good at singing, why haven't I seen you looking forward to it!"

"It's not bad, you're ashamed to say it!" An Qing finally couldn't help her contempt: "Since we met now, you have sung me happy birthday twice! How powerful I am! Listening to this kind of song through the Internet You can still hear that you can sing well?"

"Then I'll sing it to you now, okay?" Wu Fan was helpless, ignoring the chuckle of someone on his shoulder: "What do you want to hear?"

"Haha, really, that's great, there are some songs!" An Qing was happy when she heard this, "Then sing at least you are still there, and now I express my deep resentment for not being able to hear the lead singer Ah! If you come to sing, you can make do with it!"

"What is improvisation..." Wu Fan was dissatisfied.

"You should be content! I put you and our leader in a sentence, you should be very honored!" An Qing said as a matter of course.

Wu Fan felt that he was a tragedy.Well, we have to be lenient with our fans, aren't we?Wu Fan accepted his fate. "Wait a minute, I'll find the lyrics." To be honest, the lyrics of this song are always mixed...

Huang Zitao watched the drama with great interest, but he rarely saw his captain look so cowardly.Although his 22-year-old goal is to become a captain, but when it comes to treating women... Huang Zitao shook his head secretly, he doesn't want to be a wife slave!He is an authentic Qingdao man!

An Qing heard that the other party wanted to check the lyrics, so she also searched the lyrics on Baidu.

"Well, I found it, I found it, I found it." Wu Fan coughed lightly, looked for a tune, and said, "It's started, it's started."

"Oh." An Qing sat up straight with great energy, and then clicked the recording button.

I'm afraid it's too late

i want to hold you

until I feel your wrinkles

There are traces of the years

……

If the whole world can also give up

At least you still deserve me to cherish

and you are here

is the miracle of life

……

The mole on your palm

i always remember where

Where……

An Qing listened almost in a daze, she didn't expect that she was instantly killed by Kaizi's singing!

"Hello? How's it going? Give me some reaction!" After Wu Fan sang, he found that the person on the opposite side was silent, and couldn't help being a little panicked.

When An Qing heard Wu Fan's words, she immediately came to her senses and ended the recording smoothly.

"Wow, Kaizi, I have to say, you sing really well!" An Qing licked her lips, feeling a little thirsty...

"Really?" Wu Fan's eyes lit up.Ever since the team confirmed its personnel, he knew that he was cut off from the lead dancer because of Zhang Yixing's presence, and the existence of Kim Jong Dae, Lu Han and Kim Min Suk made him completely desperate for the position of the lead singer. Unexpectedly, An Qing actually praised him for singing sounds good!Or is it that he has been with a group of evildoers all the time, and he has lost confidence because of these evildoers, but in fact he is still great? !

"Fake!" Huang Zitao answered Wu Fan's ear with a smile on his face.

Wu Fan didn't even turn his head, he pushed his elbow back, and was satisfied to hear the sound of Huang Zitao lying on the bed with internal injuries.

"How should I put it..." An Qing thought for a while and said, "Although your voice has been blurred a bit due to the Internet, it is still very magnetic. I can't say whether your singing is good or not, anyway. It’s fine if you don’t get out of tune, but I really like your voice, especially the smell of singing, I like it very much. Well, yes, I like it very much.” And yes, I like it very, very much!An Qing silently added in her heart.

"Haha, my singing voice is also very attractive!" Wu Fan said triumphantly.

"Hmph, but you are still far behind our leader!" An Qing habitually attacked.

"...It's true that three sentences are always close to the leader..." Wu Fan curled his lips, not knowing whether he should be happy or dissatisfied.In the past, when An Qing was not chasing stars, she was also the leader of the Tiantian Church, but at that time, the leader of the East was still the leader... It seems that this little girl cannot live without the leader...

"Don't say that, I'm sorry..." An Qing pretended to be shy and said: "I often talk about peaches and star pots recently, the peaches and stars are so beautiful..."

Wu Fan sighed, he felt that getting to know this woman was really a big failure!How did you hook up with her in the first place? !

"However, I found out that the group photos before their debut are almost all of Niu Tao's. How did this kind of photos that look like they took selfies get out?" An Qing asked curiously.

Wu Fan glanced at Huang Zitao who had reposted it, Huang Zitao pretended to be stupid and shrank his head.

"This stuff, the beholder sees the benevolent and the wise sees the wisdom, how did it spread...I can only say that it is absolutely impossible without the company's permission." Wu Fan mentioned it cryptically.But the reason why he and Huang Zitao have the most photos is purely... ahem, it's purely because they both like taking selfies the most... followed by Lu Han, and as for Zhang Yixing, relatively speaking, he should be the guy who doesn't like taking selfies the least...

"Hehe, I knew it!" An Qing gave a sinister smile, and then said triumphantly: "Some people always say that they have plastic surgery and so on. I think that if a person can expose his previous life without makeup without fear , How could he have undergone plastic surgery! Especially the photo of the leader, not only without makeup, but also with a hairstyle without bangs, what a strong confidence it must be! How can someone with such confidence have plastic surgery!"

Wu Fan touched his face and smiled: "It must be pure natural!"

"Smelly!" Huang Zitao complained, and then stepped back instantly, dodging Wu Fan's blow.Huang Zitao leaned forward nervously, grabbed Wu Fan's arm and did not let go, and stuck it up again while being cute.

Wu Fan was busy chatting with An Qing, so he didn't bother to talk to him.

It wasn't until the two parties were about to sleep and turned off the voice that Wu Fan turned off the computer, tidied up and went to wash up.

When he came back, seeing Huang Zitao laying on his bed and unable to get up, Wu Fan neatly tied a braid for himself, then waved his hand and called Huang Zitao: "Tao, come here, take a picture."

Huang Zitao hurriedly got up and adjusted his appearance, then leaned on Wu Fan's shoulder and smiled evilly at the phone camera.

Click.

Wu Fan checked the photo and nodded in satisfaction. He will make this photo tomorrow and turn it into a postcard and send it to Qingqing!

An Qing hid in the corner of the classroom and opened the second mail sent to her by Kaizi.

Sure enough, a postcard and a small gift.

It was still the horrible Chinese characters, but An Qing was in a good mood after receiving the gift and stopped complaining.

The beginning is still "Dear Qingqing", and the ending is still the sentence "Remember to miss me <3". For some reason, An Qing suddenly has a strange feeling in her heart.But An Qing immediately smiled and shook her head, um, Kaizi is definitely a flirtatious guy!

Chen Yan had been silently watching An Qing unwrapping the presents, until the small gift package was unwrapped, and then his eyes lit up.

"Wow! What a cute little hippopotamus!" Chen Yan grabbed the doll in An Qing's hand and said happily.

An Qing flicked the pair of wings on the back of the doll twice: "I said, this is a dragon..."

"Ah?" Chen Yan turned the doll over and was at a loss.

"The dragon with wings in the west, this is the logo of the leader." An Qingshun gave Chen Yan a little introduction, "He specially gave me a gift about the leader."

Thinking of this, An Qing glanced at the postcard in her hand again, the leader who wears makeup to make up for sleep is really cute... Kaizi, I want to praise you for being great again!

"Since you like them so much, go to their concert." Chen Yan said while playing with the doll.

"I want to go, but there are too many classes, why should I ask for leave!" An Qing said with a sad face.

"When you are on vacation, you can go to places like Beijing. Since they want to promote in the mainland, they will definitely go to Beijing often!" Chen Yan waved the doll to give An Qing some advice.

"The main reason is that no one will accompany me. I will definitely lose it by myself!" An Qing sighed and said, "And I don't even bother to complain about the cheating things like winter vacation. Grandpa is not in good health recently, can he travel far away?" It's all one thing."

"Then there is no other way." Chen Yan was helpless.

"Actually, I don't care if I see them in person or not." An Qing smiled and said, "I can't go to the front line, but I can still get to know them through the Internet. I think I'm still a very sensible person. It's just that I'm not reconciled. I always feel that I can still afford the tickets before the kids debut, but what if I have the time and ability in the future, and I can’t even afford the tickets for the kids? What should I do? I heard about superstar tickets The price is sky-high, for ordinary people like me... hey..."

"Okay...you won." Chen Yan turned her head silently, and she found that every time her topic was misinterpreted and misinterpreted, so that the focus was completely changed.