The internet is a piece of crap

Although An Qing has no feelings for foreigners, since she has Kris for dinner, it is inevitable to pay attention to exo-m, and after paying attention to exo-m, it is also inevitable to get in touch with exo-k.

For the members of team K, An Qing is still at the stage of not knowing who is who, but in order to figure out what is Niu Can, what is reindeer, what is beef line, what is waist injury line, and what is cotton mother Duma, An Qing is still ruthless. He made up for it hard.

Up to now, although they still can't remember a few of their stage names, they can still distinguish their nicknames from their Chinese names.

Before contacting Team K, An Qing always thought it was just a simple idol group, but after she saw a gif that was comparable to the victory of the revolution, she instantly became Spartan.Looking carefully at other people's comments, I found that this guy is Dudu... Well, An Qing admitted that this is the first time she has a deep understanding of who the child Dudu is.

So An Qing went to Baidu and found out that his name is Do Kyung-soo, and he is quite a normal kid in the photo. Why did he become the King of Fright in the camera?

Because the gif that looked like the soldier Zhang Ga was too funny, An Qing laughed for a full 10 minutes, during which she was laughed at countless times by her roommates. An Qing tried her best to explain that her laugh was actually quite high, but everyone ignored her.So An Qing angrily uploaded the picture to Talk About, she really thought it was funny, she couldn't believe you guys didn't laugh!

As a result, An Qing's roommates did not respond, but a group of roommates in another country did.

The twelve who had worked hard for a day were all crowded in the dormitory of Team M because there was no notice the next day. Everyone was talking Korean noisily, and someone's Qingpu was mixed in, which seemed extraordinarily lively.

"Brother Kris! Don't go online! Let's play a game!" Park Chanyeol was chatting and laughing with Baekhyun when he suddenly felt less alone, so he immediately searched back, found the target, started, ran up, and fell down!

"Don't press on me, you dead weight..." Wu Fan rubbed his small waist and was almost out of breath.

"Wow! Who is this? Is it Dudu or Dudu? Hahahaha!" Baekhyun watched helplessly as Park Chanyeol threw Wu Fan down, revealing the computer screen blocked by Wu Fan, and saw the screen at a glance an image on .

"What, what?" Park Chanyeol got excited, and put his hands on Wu Fan's chest, got up to look.Wu Fan was almost injured internally by Park Chanyeol's force, so he kicked Park Chanyeol's ass to vent his anger.

Park Chanyeol was kicked and jumped forward, right on Baekhyun's body, and then, as expected, he saw a certain gif on the computer...

"Ah? Aha? Ahahahahaha!!" In an instant, Big White Fang came out and swaggered through the market, and Park Chanyeol smiled and leaned back: "Duddu, Dudu is so funny! Ahahaha!"

"What are they laughing at?" A group of people playing poker in the lobby couldn't help being very curious seeing Baekhyun and Park Chanyeol smiling at the computer in such an inconspicuous manner.It wouldn't be surprising if it was just Park Chanyeol who was laughing, the problem is that Baekhyun looks like he's about to smoke too.So Huang Zitao, who was about to lose, hurriedly dropped the cards in his hand and ran over: "What are you looking at, show me!"

The others were enraged by Huang Zitao's rascally behavior, led by Wu Shixun and Lu Han, they chased after him.

As a result, there was an unexpected burst of collective laughter, twitching and yelling while laughing.

"Who called me who called me?" Do Kyung-soo, who was busy in the kitchen, obviously heard everyone's loud voices.

"What's the matter?" exo's second chef, Zhang Yixing, was naturally helping in the kitchen. Seeing that Du Qingzhu had just turned off the fire and left without putting down the spatula, he couldn't help following curiously.

"Ouch, Dudu, look, ahahaha..." Seeing the protagonist approaching, everyone hurriedly made way for an empty seat.

Do Kyung-soo finished watching calmly, then raised the spatula in his right hand and stared at them one by one with wide eyes: "Laugh again, don't eat for a while!"

Everyone immediately stopped laughing.

"Oh, by the way, the dishes are ready, you guys go and bring them out." Zhang Yixing, who was following behind, saw this scene and hurriedly made a rescue, and the crowd immediately dissipated, leaving only Wu Fan who was sitting on the bed like the old man, and the others who held the table. Du Qingzhu with a spatula, and Zhang Yixing who stayed behind to prevent Du Qingzhu from using a spatula to commit murder.

"It's so restless, is it so funny?" Wu Fan said while despising those restless brothers.

Zhang Yixing is silent, Brother Fan, when you say this, can you take back your big gum?Out of curiosity, Zhang Yixing, who had been squeezed outside and didn't see the truth of the matter, immediately looked around.

"Ah, it's Qingqing who said it." Zhang Yixing's eyes were first attracted by the familiar name, and then he finally saw the protagonist in that gif.Zhang Yixing stared at it blankly for a few seconds without showing any strange expression. When Du Qingzhu thought that there was only happiness in the world, Zhang Yixing suddenly laughed out loud: "Oh, Dudu, you are too funny." , I thought you only had fear as a stalk!"

Du Qingzhu was silent, and with a wave of his right hand, Zhang Yixing was taken aback, thinking that he was finally going to commit a crime, but found that Du Qingzhu stuffed the spatula into his hand, and then the whole person was turned around by Du Qingzhu to face the kitchen Direction: "Brother Yixing, there is still some food left in the pot, please go and fill it out!"

It wasn't until Zhang Yixing walked to the pot in a daze that he suddenly woke up. How could there be anything left in the pot?He just finished filling it, okay?

Seeing that everyone who was supposed to go had left, Du Qingzhu sat down next to Wu Fan coyly: "Brother Wu Fan, where is this picture?"

Wu Fan looked at Du Qingzhu's awkward look and couldn't help being a little funny: "It's my Chinese friend's private space, what's wrong?"

"I, am I really that funny?" Do Kyung-soo asked in confusion.

"Haha, don't be so worried, right?" Wu Fan stretched out his hand and rubbed Du Qingzhu's head: "They like Dudu very much, and they took this picture because they think Dudu is cute."

Do Kyung-soo was a little embarrassed, but he didn't know how to express it.Seeing that Wu Fan kept looking at him with a teasing look, Du Qingzhu hurriedly changed the subject: "Ah, Brother Wu Fan, is your Chinese friend Sister An Qing?"

"You know An Qing too?" Wu Fan was embarrassed this time.

"Of course I know, aren't you sister-in-law?" Do Kyung-soo asked blankly.

"..." Wu Fan's expression seemed to be constipated in an instant, and he suddenly jumped up from the bed and went straight to the kitchen: "Zhang Yixing! Get out of here!"

Seeing this scene, Do Kyung-soo changed from his previous daze, and laughed happily behind the scene, you are making fun of me!

Naturally, An Qing didn't know that a trivial thing she did almost caused Star Wars a few days ago. At this time, she was waiting for the opening of the sports meeting in the cold wind.

It was supposed to open before November, and it was not so cold at that time, but it suddenly rained at the scheduled time, and it lasted for three days, so the school decisively changed it to After eleven.

The weather in the Northeast is really unbearable. In summer, it is normal to have more than 30 degrees above zero, and in winter, it is normal to have more than 30 degrees below zero. After November 2012st, cotton clothes are a must.Originally, there was no need for such a tragedy in the past few years, but in recent years, the weather has become colder and colder, and winter has come earlier and left later. It is estimated that it will be [-]... It is said that the day of the end of the world is due to the time difference. It was the second day of the CET-[-] exam, so the tragic students still had to memorize the C-[-] vocabulary... Thinking of the cheating C-[-] vocabulary, An Qing wanted to despise some Chinese who speak English as well as their mother tongue...

When the sports meeting was set for the second time, everyone was looking through the weather forecast and found that the weather forecast showed that it was definitely a rainy day!An Qing is desperate, this thing really needs to be opened early and quickly, if it is not finished, when it is later, the weather will be really cold and unbearable.Especially those cheating audiences who have to dress uniformly, can't wear jackets and hold up signs!School, can't you accept your vanity?

An Qing, exhausted physically and mentally, typed out the next line word by word.

【Sports meeting, if you don't start, it will be sunny...】

Facts have proved that, perhaps due to the outburst of character, there was only light rain in the early morning on the day of the sports meeting, and the weather after that was nothing but a biting cold wind.

An Qing turned on her mobile QQ in boredom and found that Kaizi was actually online!So he held the sign in one hand and issued qq behind the sign with the other.

——Woo, I'm freezing to death, I hate sports games!so cold!

—Is it that cold in October?Wear some bib gloves.

——The weather in the Northeast is really unbearable!Especially since the school has no heating, I sleep in two sets of pajamas at night!

——What is heating?

——…Go ask Du Niang, I can’t explain it clearly either…

--Oh.

— By the way, we have to dress uniformly, and we can't wear scarf gloves or anything like that.And I never wear gloves myself.

—Why not wear it?Won't your hands get cold?

——I hug my son all the time, and my hands are warm all year round, so they won't freeze.The effect of holding my son in winter is better than that of ordinary people using warm treasures.

--Your son?Do you mean that hands-on doll you bought last year?

--right!It's that bear!

——…It has been used for a year, and it is still alive?

——Haha, although the cotton inside is broken into pieces, I am reluctant to throw it away, you know, I miss the old days very much.

——Okay, what about the scarf, I remember you have a scarf, don't forget to wear it.

——Don't mention the scarf, I forgot to bring it from home, anyway, I don't use it very much, so I won't buy a new one.

--Oh.

Hearing the manager's call, Wu Fan hurriedly ended QQ and started the next job.But I was still thinking about it in my mind, I don't know where there is a doll that sells that kind of meddling.

After work, Wu Fan suddenly leaned over to Luhan's side: "Hey, Hanhan, what kind of scarf do you think a girl should wear?"

"Then what kind of girl is Score?" Lu Han replied without thinking while tidying up his appearance.

what kind of girlWu Fan recalled someone who was 1.6 meters tall: "It should be a petite girl, right?"

Lu Han patted his bangs and turned around: "Are you talking about An Qing? Why is she so petite? I think she's more manly than me!"

"..." Wu Fan twitched and left, Qingqing, sometimes, let's pay attention to our image...