The internet is a piece of crap

Now that Niu Tao is on the rise, where there is Wu Yifan, there must be Huang Zitao.

An Qing has a deep understanding of this after seeing countless photos of the event.

Out of love for Wu Yifan, Huang Zitao frequently appeared in An Qing's vision.

It has to be said that the appetite that had already been raised by the leader, after getting to know Huang Zitao deeply...was interested in new things again.

An Qing was almost drooling in Huang Zitao's post bar for a whole day, and finally came to such a conclusion in talking.

【Huang Zitao is so handsome! 】

Unsurprisingly, I was made fun of by my friends below...

【anthomaniac! 】

How about a nympho!An Qing rolled her eyes and ignored that comment.I am proud of such a male nympho!

Huang Zitao walked out of the bathroom wrapped in a towel, and Wu Fan, who had just logged on to QQ, didn't care about chatting, got up and went straight to the bathroom.After a tiring day, taking a hot bath is king!

Huang Zitao wiped his hair, sat down where Wu Fan left, and went to search for posts with the mouse in his hand.

Suddenly, the familiar QQ voice rang out, Huang Zitao saw it, isn't this the legendary An Qing?Taking a peek in the direction of the bathroom, Huang Zitao turned down the volume of the computer, and then opened the dialogue window.

——Ahaha, Kaizi, you are finally online, I haven't seen you for a long time!

Huang Zitao smiled wretchedly, rubbed his hands together, and started the great business of coding.

——Hey, I've been busy with work recently, Qingqing, you miss me!

— Huh?Kaizi, your typing speed has improved a lot... Yes, yes, I miss you, I miss your gift!

Huang Zitao has always maintained a contemptuous attitude towards Wu Fan's typing speed, and he almost passed through when he made a move, but he was afraid that Wu Fan would come out in a while, so he didn't care so much, and still typed quickly.Huang Zitao has heard a little bit about giving An Qing a gift. Recently, his tall and handsome brother often resorts to a lot of despicable and shameless tricks to cheat gifts and group photos from various members, and he is very ambiguous. Group photo... I said big brother, can you not be such a wife and slave... You can know with your toes that all this is for our rotten sister-in-law, classmate An Qing...

However, Huang Zitao, who was engrossed in typing, suddenly caught sight of a line of words directly above the dialogue window, and in agitation accidentally deleted the entire long paragraph he had just typed.But Huang Zitao didn't care, but recoded a paragraph.

——Qingqing, Qingqing, you also think Huang Zitao is handsome, right?So handsome, so handsome, right? !

An Qing was startled by this sudden enthusiasm.

——Why are you so excited?Didn't I tell you that besides the leader, I still like peaches and star pots?

Huang Zitao gritted his teeth, captain, you are a bad person, you never told me that!

——Then do you think, is Kris or Tao handsome?

——Of course the leader!

Huang Zitao was wilted, completely shocked!

——But I searched a lot of information about Tao Zi carefully today, and found that this kid is really handsome!And it is said that the real person is a hundred times more handsome than the person in the camera. Many people say that the camera is anti Tao Zi, he is the most different person from the camera!But I just want to know, if everyone in the camera is so handsome, how handsome is he himself!

When Huang Zitao saw this, he was overjoyed.

- Must be handsome!Huang Zitao is handsome everywhere!

——I also heard that there was a girl who wasn’t Tao Zi’s fan, but Tao Zi fainted as soon as she came out, and Tao Zi immediately became her real mother... I heard that many people didn’t know who exo was at first, but when they saw it Tao Zi became a real mother in seconds... And a passer-by broke the news at a glance that the six members of Team M Tao Zi are the most handsome!Hehe, I guess Taozi is more in line with the appetite of Chinese people, but it also shows from the side that he is really handsome!

Huang Zitao was surprised, he was so powerful that he could make a girl dizzy? !

So, while replying to An Qing, Huang Zitao surfed various Baidus, and then looked at the results from Baidu with silly joy.

— Huh?Kaizi, haven't you always been only interested in the leader?Why are you praising peaches today?

Huang Zitao replied without thinking.

——Haha, that's because I also found Huang Zitao so handsome!And he is much more handsome than the captain!

An Qing looked at this and felt awkward, and Kaizi's typing speed was really not like him... Wait a minute!not like him?An Qing frowned, Kaizi's QQ should not be stolen by someone, and judging from the content of the conversation, this person knows Kaizi quite well... Could it be Kaizi's roommate?An Qing narrowed her eyes, it was definitely Hong Guoguo's deception!An Qing hummed twice, and directly sent a voice invitation.

This Huang Zitao was still flattered, but An Qing completely fooled him with just a voice invitation.This, what's wrong with this...

"Tao, what are you doing?" Hearing a splash, the leader finally got out of the bath, and when he looked up, he noticed someone's strange reaction.

"Ah, yes, it's Sister An Qing's verbal invitation." Huang Zitao swallowed, then moved away step by step: "Well, I, I'm going to bed..." After speaking, he turned his head and ran away.

Wu Fan stared blankly at Huang Zitao leaping onto another bed, pulling off the quilt to cover his body, the whole process was done in one go.

What's the reaction?Wu Fan shook his head, walked to the computer and clicked yes.

It was only after clicking Agree that Wu Fan noticed that there was a record on the chat window!

As soon as the voice was connected, An Qing's voice came over.

"Hello? Kaizi, are you there? What's the matter?"

Wu Fan twitched and finished the conversation, and then replied calmly: "I went to take a shower just now, the person chatting with you is my roommate, he likes Huang Zitao more, you understand."

"Oh, no wonder, I just said it doesn't look like you!" An Qing understood, because it was a bit late, and the two hung up after chatting for a long time.

Wu Fan turned off QQ casually, turned his head slowly, and looked at a silkworm baby.

"Tao, don't hide, come out and take a breath." Wu Fan looked at it with a half-smile, and couldn't tell whether it was good or bad in his tone.

Huang Zitao sneaked out half of his head, seeing Wu Fan's unfathomable expression, he couldn't help but smile awkwardly: "Hey... Brother Wu Fan..."

Wu Fan smiled evilly and hooked his right hand: "Hey Tao, come here."

Huang Zitao shrank back subconsciously, looking flatteringly at Wu Fan: "Brother~~"

"Come on quickly, be frank and lenient!" Wu Fan completely ignored Huang Zitao's acting like a baby. Obviously, this time should be what Zhang Yixing said about "acting like a baby is not good".

Huang Zitao looked at Wu Fan's face, and after looking at it for a long time, he couldn't decide whether it was dangerous or not.But although Huang Zitao's ability to cause trouble is very strong, he still knows the current affairs very well.So, I saw someone flipped the quilt, ran to Wu Fan's side, then hugged Wu Fan's arm and began to rub: "Hey, Brother Wu Fan~Brother~Brother, you are the best~ I'm just curious Well~"

Wu Fan didn't speak, and still looked at him with a half-smile.

Huang Zitao was forced to have no choice but to use his trump card: "Brother~~Brother, don't be angry~ just laugh~ buingbuing~~hehe~"

Wu Fan finally couldn't bear it any longer, raised his hand and gave him a slap: "Hey sister, did I warn you not to argue in front of An Qing?"

Huang Zitao looked at Wu Fan pitifully: "Brother~~ You don't want me now that you have a sister-in-law~~"

Wu Fan raised his eyebrows, watched Huang Zitao playing tricks, slapped Huang Zitao on the bed for the last time, raised his hand and slapped his butt a few times, and said through gritted teeth: "Why don't you! Brother loves us Taozi the most!"

As soon as Huang Zitao was attacked, he immediately tried his best to escape from Wu Fan's clutches. It was time to test his martial arts skills, but because he missed the opportunity, the two of them started a difficult bed war...

An Qing didn't know that what she said had once again sparked a star war. At this moment, she was kicking her legs with difficulty in the martial arts gym.

"We were definitely tricked!" An Qing gave a side kick fiercely, then gave way to the next one, walked to the end of the line, and complained to Chen Yan.

Last semester, they chose aerobics for their physical education class, because they just learned a routine, as long as they can do it. For An Qing, they are quite good at aerobics, so they planned to continue learning aerobics this semester, but because they chose aerobics There are not enough people to fuck, and everyone is forced to choose something else.

An Qing is only good at tennis in ball games, and other things are terrible, but tennis is not an elective subject. At this time, I heard from my classmates that martial arts is also very good. Last semester, I took a Tai Chi 24 style test.An Qing thought that no matter how many styles it was, it was still a routine, and it should not be much different from aerobics, so she and Chen Yan signed up for martial arts with great interest, and it turned out...

Every class is kicks, punches, leg presses, and even sit-ups!

What about the 24 forms of Tai Chi that you agreed upon?

An Qing wants to look up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, can mama please tell me, did those 24 forms that I have heard of really exist? !

"Hey, you can't blame me...I didn't know that I would suddenly change teachers..." The classmate said innocently.

An Qing couldn't bear to complain, thinking that the teacher hadn't come when the first class was divided into classes, and it took a long time for the second class to start before the teacher came late, pretending to be at a loss, and said the first sentence The words are: "I didn't expect that I would teach martial arts. I haven't taught martial arts for more than 20 years."

An Qing almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, but she heard a classmate next to her say secretly, "This is for teaching badminton last semester."

School!Do you dare to cheat a little more!

"Calm down, apart from the pain in the leg press, everything else is fine." Chen Yan patted An Qing's shoulder, not sure if she was comforting An Qing or comforting herself.Indeed, compared to boys, girls are treated pretty well.

"The problem is that I can't guess what he's going to take the exam at all!" An Qing said helplessly: "Obviously he doesn't plan to teach Tai Chi 24 forms or anything like that—I guess he can't, so we still have to take the exam." What can be tested? Could it be that we have to test kicking and push-ups? This is martial arts, not Sanda! He teaches a bunch of Sanda skills all day long!"

"Hey, poor kid, you're getting cynical." Chen Yan patted An Qing's head taking advantage of her height.

"The point is that he's not a handsome guy!" An Qing said solemnly, "If we, Tao Zi, were to be the physical education teacher, I'd be happy and not complain about it!"

Chen Yan withdrew his hand silently: "Son, you think too much."

As for the peach in An Qing's mouth, it should be Chen Yan who impressed me the most in exo-m.The reason is that when the topic of back pain was mentioned one day, An Qing posted a video in which the standard Tsingtao beer-flavored "I have back pain" made Chen Yan twitch for a long time.And when An Qing forced her to watch the China Love Song Contest, Chen Yan was indeed beaten to death by this shy girl Tao. Chen Yan still remembers the mutual complaints between a certain Tao Zi and a certain leader.Of course, when it comes to this fresh memory, we have to attribute it to the powerful artist of a certain Taozi...

"You don't understand." An Qing lowered her head weakly: "Taozi's amazing martial arts, and her red-clothed and sword-wielding glimpse, hey, monster! It's the archetype of the master of sword dancing under the moon in my mind!"

Chen Yan was entangled: "Who do you say... the prototype?"

"Oriental Hierarch!" An Qing became nympho again in an instant: "Dongfang Hierarch likes to be red. Before practicing sunflowers, she was good at swordsmanship. Red-clothed peaches are really suitable for the Hierarch! Especially those overflowing peach blossom eyes... Ouch! Drooling... ..."

"...Can the Eastern Hierarch also have dark circles?" Chen Yan was puzzled by thinking about a certain Taozi and a certain Hierarch desperately.

"..." An Qing said silently, "Darling, those are silkworms, not dark circles... Taozi will fight for you..."