The internet is a piece of crap

"Hey, wait, what's under here?" Apparently, Zhang Yixing's attention was attracted by a comment before "tao".

Wu Fan glanced at it casually, and saw that it was exactly what he saw when he went online last time.

"Oh, you don't need to worry about that." Wu Fan said calmly: "She had an indirect convulsion, and she never needed a reason. She also posted an even more inexplicable comment before, now, that's all."

So, Zhang Yixing watched helplessly as Wu Fan pulled the [six armies stationed together on horses this day, and the cows laughed at Qixi Festival] over, and passed a few twitching words on the way, such as... …

【"You don't need to abandon the sword, what do you use to kill people?" "Embroidery needles are enough." He has such pride that he is enough to be number one in the world】

[It is said that men are like clothes. After running naked for 20 years, there is no suitable size for the clothes I want to wear.It is said that marriage is like a tomb, and there is no chance to find a comfortable place to live in. 】

【Today, freshmen wearing camouflage uniforms lined up to pass me by. I couldn't hold back and laughed. Xiaoyu asked me what was wrong, and replied: "I'm so happy!"】

Finally, I stopped at [Qingnihe Panpan with a hundred steps and ten folds of lingering rocks, palpable Lijing well, and the only way to breathe is to hang on the southeast branch...].

"What is this?" Zhang Yixing twitched.

"That's why I said, she doesn't need a reason for her convulsions, as long as she suddenly thinks of something, she will become like this." Wu Fan shrugged.

"Wait a minute, what is this murderer and embroidery needle, what is this?" Zhang Yixing was terrified.

"Ah, that's Dongfang Bubai, which she's most obsessed with. Some time ago, I posted a post about [The leader Xian Fuyong enjoys life and Tianqi Wencheng Wude unifies the Jianghu], I was a little excited and thought she was talking about it. Me, it turned out...as expected, I shouldn't have any fantasies about her..." Wu Fan sighed and said, "I ran to ask and found out that they were talking about the Eastern Hierarch..."

"Puchi." Zhang Yixing couldn't help bursting out laughing, especially the melancholy handsome face flashing under the dim screen light, it felt really weird.

"Calm down, calm down, look at the two new posts she posted, maybe she's really obsessed with exo!" Zhang Yixing patted Wu Fan's shoulder comfortingly.

"Are you kidding me?" Wu Fan couldn't help but sneered and said, "It's the end of the world for her to chase stars! She even thinks that SJM is organized by Han Geng, and she doesn't know anything about entertainment! She knows novels, anime, anime, novels all day long. All the characters I mentioned come from various animation novels. Every day, she refuses to go out even if she is a dead house. It is harder to let her go out and go shopping than to kill her. The only real person I have ever bought in my life Celebrity stickers, because Lee Joon-ki looks more in line with the image of the Eastern leader in her heart, all the stickers she bought back were pasted on a notebook with four characters in the "Sunflower Treasure"! I extremely doubt that these two words are either She didn't post it herself, or she posted it casually, it's impossible for her to chase stars!"

"Don't, don't get excited..." Zhang Yixing stroked Wu Fan's hair stiffly, thinking that this woman is indeed a bit invincible: "By the way, you know her well..."

"It's been my best friend for so many years, isn't it..." Wu Fan's face became paralyzed in a second: "I was completely defeated by her, really, I won't give her any hope anymore."

"Don't talk too much, you can ask her." Zhang Yixing said with a smile.

"We haven't chatted for three days, it's impossible to suddenly talk about that..." Wu Fan tried his best to defend, but finally was powerless: "Anyway, I won't believe it, it's absolutely impossible."

Wu Fan opened the main panel of QQ and saw that An Qing was not online.

"Is she invisible? I remember you said that she even went online in an invisible way." Zhang Yixing said beside him.

"She is not online." Wu Fan shook his head: "She is invisible to me, whether she is invisible or not, as long as she is online, I can see her."

"Oh..." Zhang Yixing gave Wu Fan a meaningful look.

"Oh, stop thinking about it." Wu Fan turned off QQ, and hugged Zhang Yixing: "Come on, let's go shopping!"

Let's go back in time for two days and see what happened to An Qing.

An Qing thought that this was just an ordinary Saturday with nothing special as usual.

That's right, she got up at nine o'clock in the morning, plugged in the rice cooker, and went to bed to play on the computer after washing up, just like every Saturday she spent in school.

You see, nothing special.

But the gears of fate are always turning flickeringly, and no one can avoid what should come.

The people in the dormitory went home and went shopping, as always, only An Qing was left alone.

An Qing flipped through the two novels she just downloaded, and felt a little bored for some reason, so she went to the Internet to find some resources to read.Ahem, to be precise, it is a resource with rotten elements.

An Qing has been downloading resources from a post she accidentally found, but she has never paid attention to what kind of post this post is. Curious for a while, An Qing muttered, "Could it be a school flower post?" spend it."

After roughly scanning the various posts, I found that this place seems to be a place to write BL texts, but why is it called Yihua?An Qing expressed her incomprehension, and then randomly clicked into a post marked "exo's real background".

Exo?The name is a bit familiar.An Qing scratched her hair trying to remember.

Oh oh, is it the Korean group that has been to Kuaiben twice since their debut?An Qing suddenly remembered the two issues of the quick book that she had read two months ago, and also thought of the handsome captain, she suddenly became very interested and read it with great interest.

But, what is this... what is it... An Qing gets more and more confused the more she looks at it, little milk bag?Cancan?in vain?peach?Who are these?Ah, finally there is a name that is not a nickname, Wu Fan?Who is Wu Fan?I've never heard of it. Who is this?

Although the more she looked at it, the more confused she became, but it aroused An Qing's curiosity. She immediately googled it and vowed to find out who it was!

While flipping through exo-m's encyclopedia, while looking up exo-m's past variety shows, the time passed unknowingly.One day passed, two days passed, An Qing unexpectedly didn't read a single novel on a great weekend, and spent all her time searching for exo-m related information.

On Monday, An Qing yawned and went to class. The moment she saw her best friend, she immediately became energetic: "Little fish, little fish, I'm done!"

"What's wrong?" Chen Yan asked Zuma without raising her head while playing with her mobile phone.

"I'm obsessed with the leader..." An Qing's voice was full of something called resentment.

"Oh." Chen Yan nodded calmly: "Didn't you fall in love a long time ago?"

"No!" An Qing was indignant: "It's not the leader of the East! It's Kris, Wu Fan, Wu Yifan!"

"Ah?" Chen Yan paused the game and looked up: "What are you talking about?"

"It's the exo-m episode! Have you seen it? The captain of that episode!" An Qing grabbed Chen Yan excitedly and said.

"I haven't read quick books for a long time." Chen Yan remained calm.

"..." An Qing was speechless, closed her eyes, and waved her right hand: "That's not a problem! The problem is that I'm obsessed with him! For two days, I haven't read a novel, played a game, or played a anime, but I watched it. I watched their videos for two whole days! But because they have just debuted for a few months, and there are still relatively few interviews and variety shows, I actually watched some programs several times! And I also found that there is a thing called Fan Pai now, The Fanpai version of the video is more comprehensive! I have decided to go back to watch Fanpai after class later!"

Chen Yan looked at An Qing silently, then lowered her head and continued to play the game: "What a crime!"

"Ahhh! Xiaoyu, don't be so calm, okay?" An Qing desperately grabbed Chen Yan and shook it: "Haven't you found my point? I'm showing that I'm chasing stars, I'm chasing stars I'm chasing stars!"

Chen Yan was interrupted by An Qing again, looked at Zuma who was swallowed, and calmly took back the phone.

"So?" Chen Yan turned to look at An Qing, her tone still calm.

An Qing's complete grief and hesitation again: "That's why I fell in love with him!"

"Yeah." Chen Yan nodded, and turned An Qing's whole body to the direction of the blackboard: "Then get lost, the teacher has seen you several times, be good, jacket~"

"Your sister..." An Qing angrily took out her mobile phone, clicked on the video of the China Love Song Concert that she had just downloaded, and put on her headphones to entertain herself.Although she has watched it countless times, she wants to watch videos more than reading novels in class!

However, how could classmate An, who had a smile comparable to Master Lu, watch the video honestly?

Chen Yan twitched and watched the people around him laughing like crazy, stretched out his hand, and poked it twice: "Hey, what's the matter?"

An Qing laughed so hard that she almost hid under the table, she pulled Chen Yan desperately: "Too, it's so funny! Do you want to watch it?"

Chen Yan despises: "Not interested."

"No! You want to see!" An Qing pulled Chen Yan over: "Listen to me!"

"I really don't want to hear it..." Chen Yan retreated silently.

"Listen to me!" An Qing became domineering, and then burst into laughter in an instant. While passing the earphones over, she explained to Chen Yan: "This is the captain I like, so handsome..."

Chen Yan sometimes accompanied An Qing to watch the China Love Song Concert, and from time to time, she heard An Qing exclaim in her ear, "The captain is so handsome, why not?"Chen Yan finally couldn't hold it anymore: "You like this kind of thing, it's too arrogant... Why does it give me a feeling of extreme narcissism? And it's a bit of a big name..."

"..." An Qing twitched, looking at the sentence that the leader said just now: "If you can't write well, it doesn't mean that you can't draw well!"

Hierarch, you ruined your image just like this... An Qing was silent, and asked with tears in her eyes, "Don't you think this is the embodiment of two?"

Chen Yan raised her eyebrows, puzzled.

"Well, that's not the point." An Qing sighed and said, "Actually, the leader is the most polite kid here, really. Although they are very polite, the leader is really... hey, I don't know what to say. How can I describe it to you? Forget it, let’s not talk about it... Don’t you think he is handsome?”

Chen Yan looked at several people in the video, and said after a while: "The one with his head down is so handsome."

An Qing hurriedly looked over, covered her face, Jin Zhongda, you won!You actually beat the leader!

"I really don't like the type of leader of your family." Seeing An Qing's irritated expression, Chen Yan didn't know whether he was comforting or further provoking.

"Okay, I understand." An Qing sighed, everyone has their own love, right?Just like her, she has no feelings for foreigners, so she likes the fourth son of TC the most, but she upholds the attitude of loving the house and black, and will not ignore the remaining two Korean members too much.However, among the four TCs, she is the only one who has no feelings for Lu Han.

After all, why the only one who has no feelings for Lu Han?An Qing thought about it carefully, and seemed to have grasped some important point vaguely, but it happened so quickly that she couldn't figure it out again.I don't want to, anyway, I should be able to understand when I should understand.

Back in the dormitory, An Qing continued to watch the video and search for information, and suddenly remembered that Kaizi knew exo quite well, didn't he?Although I'm not sure if he is a fan, but I can be sure that he likes it, how about talking to him?

An Qing excitedly went to QQ, but found that Kai Zi was still not online.

Reluctantly, An Qing looked at what she had changed because of watching a certain Tao Zi who was going all out. After a moment of silly fun, she decided to download all the exo-m interviews she had watched.

While downloading, An Qing can be regarded as revisiting it again.Looking at Luhan's cute little face, An Qing is still puzzled, so cute, such a q version, why is it so indifferent?Watching and watching, An Qing felt more and more that Master Lu's face that occupied the entire computer screen was really unbearable, and she really wanted to poke it... Finally, An Qing couldn't hold back and reached out to poke it , the poke was on high, the camera switched instantly, and shifted to the face of the uncle host, An Qing's smile froze, "Your sister, my mother, I really want to smash the computer!"

Hey, I'm just talking, please don't crash your computer!