The internet is a piece of crap

After recording the program for a day, the six big boys changed their clothes and took a bath while playing.

"Captain! Have you seen my panda hat? It's the one I gave you!" Huang Zitao yelled towards the door while blowing his hair.

"Ah, it's here. Last time you let me go, you didn't take it away." Wu Fan passed by, rubbing his head, and suddenly thought of such a thing.

"What?" Huang Zitao turned off the hair dryer with a snap, and pulled out his ears: "Did you see that?"

"I said, I see, it's in my place! You put it in my place last time and didn't take it away!" Wu Fan took the hair dryer and started blowing it whirringly.

"I, I, I haven't used up yet!" Huang Zitao looked at his empty hands and accused, "You're cheating! Pay me back!"

"Don't dry it too much, it will hurt your hair, let the rest dry naturally." Wu Fanyu persuaded earnestly.

Huang Zitao shook his head: "Really?" He brushed his half-wet hair, muttered and walked away.

"Captain, did you see my MP3?" Zhang Yixing subconsciously went to Huang Zitao's room while flipping through his bag. Sure enough, the captain was here.

"Is it at Sister Cody's place? I remember you put it on the dressing table and let Sister Cody take it away. I was busy going on stage and forgot to ask." Wu Fan casually grabbed Huang Zitao's comb on the stage, Comb twice with a hair dryer.

"Ah, then I'll call and ask." Zhang Yixing thought for a long time, then turned and left.

"Captain, captain! Later, there were a few letters stuffed in, where did you put them?" Zhang Yixing had just left, when he saw Lu Han galloping towards him.

"It's on the outside of your schoolbag." Wu Fan looked carefully in the mirror without turning his head, um, perfect!

"Oh." Luhan nodded, and was about to run away when he suddenly remembered something and said, "That's not my schoolbag! It's a backpack!"

"Is there any difference? I'm just like a primary school student all day long." Wu Fan turned off the hair dryer and combed it twice with the comb.

"Wu Erfan! Wait until I read the fans' letters, and see how I deal with you!" Lu Han ran away while threatening: "I'll wait for you!"

"Brother Kris, where did you put the leftover food from last time?" Jin Zhongda obviously just finished blowing his hair, and walked over in a mess.

"My hiding bed is empty, it's the one facing the two of us. Be careful, the manager's brother has gone shopping for food, and he'll be back in a while." Wu Fan stroked his hair, which was still a little damp, and opened it again. The hair dryer whirred.

"Captain! Why did the bed sheets I hung out last night disappear?" Jin Minshuo rushed in with a basket of clothes in one hand.

"Auntie took it away, she said it was accidentally dropped, she took it back and washed it again. It will be delivered in a while." Wu Fan put down the hair dryer, well, you're done.

"Oh." Jin Minshuo put down his clothes and looked at Wu Fan: "Move the floor for a while, it's full of water!"

Wu Fan looked down and shouted, "Tao! Get the mop!"

Huang Zitao appeared instantly holding half of a watermelon: "What's the matter, I eat watermelon!"

"Take a mop, and mop the floor." Wu Fan pointed to the area in front of Huang Zitao's bed, acting as a matter of course.

"Why me again? You made it dirty!" Dissatisfied, Huang Zitao dug a piece of watermelon with a spoon and stuffed it into his mouth.

"This is your place, who else will you delay?" Uncle Wu Fan also ignored him.

"Ah?" Huang Zitao was stunned for a moment, then suddenly became violent: "Wu Yifan! Am I that stupid?!"

Wu Fan narrowed his eyes: "What did you call me? Also, am I the only one who dirty this place?"

Huang Zitao was instantly discouraged: "Oh, I don't want to mop the floor!"

"Get the mop." Wu Fan remained unmoved.

Huang Zitao hugged the watermelon without moving: "Captain~Kris~Wu Fan~"

"..." Wu Fan looked at him expressionlessly.

Huang Zitao pursed his mouth, freed one hand to make a fist and put it next to his face: "buingbuing~"

"..." Wu Fan let out a long sigh: "Go and eat your watermelon."

Huang Zitao cheered and ran away.

"Haha, captain, you are dad!" Seeing Wu Fan's depressed expression, Jin Minshuo laughed out loud.

Wu Fan turned his head and saw that Jin Minshuo was sitting behind a small table and reading the webpage. The two big words "Fan's father and mother" on it blinded his eyes.

"No, Jin Baozi, I'm not a father." Wu Fan said with a serious face: "Strict fathers are always very dignified and intimidating, and they can control children. I can only be the grandpa who dotes on his grandson. You group of grandchildren eat to death."

"..." Jin Baozi turned his head slowly: "Who do you say is your grandson?"

"...Brother Baozi, I'll mop the floor!" Wu Fan ran away quickly.

An Qing went out to play with her classmates for a day, and as soon as she got home and went to QQ, she found that Kaizi's signature had changed.

【I am your grandfather, you are my ancestors! 】

There are a few more replies below.

【Does your dick hurt?Master, I will treat it for free! 】

An Qing looked at the name of the reply, Aries, who is this?

Kaizi's QQ was applied because of Anqing, and Kaizi herself used msn, and her relatives and friends were also on msn.So when Kaizi talked about the message board, no one replied except An Qing, and a person popped up out of the blue, and he looked quite familiar, An Qing was taken aback.

It happened that Kaizi was also online, so I asked curiously.

——Oh, it’s Hanhan.Just ignore him.

No wonder.An Qing immediately understood.According to Kaizi, Hanhan is an Internet expert, he has all the things that can be applied for, such as QQ, Renren, Weibo, msn, etc., etc., and he often plays.

An Qing checked the time. It was already nine o'clock, and it was too late for Happy Camp. Watch the replay tomorrow.Thinking of this, the other party asked a question.

——Have you read this quick book?

——No, I just came back, let’s watch the replay tomorrow.I'm really looking forward to the fifteenth anniversary.

——Hehe, we are watching.

——! ! !Are you not in Korea?How can I watch the premiere of Happy Camp? !Can South Korea still receive Mango TV? !

——We are now sent by the company to develop the Chinese market, so we are in the mainland.

An Qing froze for a moment, unable to make a turn.

——You mean, you, a Chinese-Canadian who went to work in South Korea, was sent by the company to China to make soy sauce? !

It took quite a while for the other party to reply this time, and An Qing could already foresee how long this sentence was going to be.

——Well, to be precise, we were busy in China for a while, then went to Indonesia for a while, then went to the United States, and then returned to China.During the period, I went back to the Korean head office several times.Also, we are serious workers, not soy saucers...

An Qing twitched and tremblingly replied.

——Is there no one in your company?How do you send all kinds of pies? !Wait a minute, what are you guys?

——Oh, my roommates, we are a team, we act together.As for running around, this is the company's decision, and there is nothing we can do about it.

Well, An Qing said that she didn't understand what kind of messy company this was.

——However, I really didn't notice you flying around.

——…Didn’t you notice that my jet lag is always upside down?

——Your QQ is often hung up on your mobile phone, why would I pay attention to this kind of thing? !And you used to turn day and night upside down, okay...

--How can it be!My sleep has always been of quality and quantity, so I must sleep!Where is day and night reversed? !

—Two or three years ago, at that time you were often around in the middle of the night!Don't tell me that it wasn't you who left the message to me in the early morning!

Wu Fan thought about it for a while, well, it should be caused by forgetting the time during practice... But two or three years ago, the number was a long time ago... Wu Fan was sad and angry, and replied seriously.

——I need it for work!Sleep is the most important thing for me now, and no one can stop me from sleeping!

——You have the nerve to say that besides eating and sleeping, or watch movies when you have free time!I despise you!

——Despise it to your heart's content, I'm going to sleep after reading the quick book.

——Then I went to read the novel.

After receiving An Qing's reply, Wu Fan typed casually, then turned off the computer and listened to the discussion of the people around him.

"Double Moon Night was cut in half!" Because exo's part had already been performed, everyone's attention was no longer on the TV.At this time, everyone was either sitting or lying crookedly on the sofa, chatting happily.It happened that when we talked about editing, Zhang Yixing subconsciously sighed.

"Master Xing is still domineering!" Lu Han patted Zhang Yixing's shoulder, not sure if he was comforting him or what.

"Yes, yes, brother Xingxing and Zhong Ren dance so handsomely!" Jin Zhongda looked at him with staring eyes.

"This is a height you can't reach in your life." Jin Minshuo sighed long, with a regretful expression on his face.

Jin Zhongda gave Jin Minshuo a look of contempt, raised his thumb and pointed to himself: "I am a dancemachine!"

"You still have the dancemachine?" Huang Zitao gave Jin Zhong a big look, expressing that he didn't want to complain, and then threw himself to Zhang Yixing's side: "Yixing, why do you dance so beautifully, I adore you to death!"

"I said..." Wu Fan weakly interrupted everyone's discussion: "The song Double Moon Night... yes, it's a song, it's a rap, shouldn't the protagonist be me?"

Everyone turned their heads when they heard the words, looked at Wu Fan, then gave a "cut" in unison, and continued the discussion.

The corner of Wu Fan's mouth twitched, what was the reaction? !

"If you don't want to watch it, just turn off the TV. Go to bed early for the flight tomorrow morning." Wu Fan found that he couldn't join this small group because he chatted on QQ. , "Go wash up and try to be in bed before ten o'clock!"

"Captain, not everyone loves to sleep like you." Huang Zitao, who was the first to be caught in his hands, pouted to express his dissatisfaction.

"Don't sleep, right? Then tomorrow's program dares to give me a listless look like I haven't woken up, you see how I can fix you!" Wu Fan threw Huang Zitao aside impatiently: "You are all in the dormitory one by one. If you have that eloquence, support me! Don’t always push me up to the top of the tank! No matter who is not doing well, it’s me who is scolded by the manager brother in the end!"

"Oh Captain, it's hard work for those who can!" Lu Han patted Wu Fan with a smile, and then jumped up: "I'm going to sleep~ I'm so sleepy!"

"Hehe." Zhang Yixing sat watching the situation and suddenly smiled.

Wu Fan looked over blankly: "Zhang Leilei, I'm really fed up with your smirk! Give me another try! You really think you are the god of jpg, your sister!"

Zhang Yixing withdrew his smirk in an instant, thought about it carefully, and suddenly let out a big "Oh", and then said: "It's pretty good, you guys are pretty good."

"..." Wu Fan was completely speechless: "Can you stop being so proud!"

"..." Zhang Yixing blinked his eyes twice, tilted his head in doubt, "Ah, by the way, I didn't finish half of the song last time!" Then he got up and ran away.

Wu Fan watched Zhang Yixing leave, and then cast his gaze on the remaining two Korean members.

"Both of you, if you're not sleepy, let's do today's Chinese homework." What Wu Fan said was earnest.

Jin Minshuo dragged Jin Zhongda away silently.

Wu Fan nodded in satisfaction, turned off the TV, and went to wash up.

When he returned to the room after washing, he saw Kim Min Suk and Kim Jong Dae sitting on the bed doing their homework. Wu Fan went to the bed and took out a small bag and said to the two Korean members: "If you don't understand anything, just Ask me or Yixing." Seeing the two obediently nodding, Wu Fan staggered away.

Seeing Wu Fan, Jin Minshuo cut his teeth immediately and said to Jin Zhongda: "I don't trust the captain's Chinese anymore. Although the spoken language is fine, the handwriting is too bad...Huang Zitao is more reliable than him... "

Jin Zhongda nodded in understanding.

At this time Lu Han had already climbed into bed, Huang Zitao ran to the kitchen to eat watermelon, Zhang Yixing was singing in the lobby with the computer in his hand.Wu Fan sat down next to Zhang Yixing, opened the bag in his hand, and took out a bunch of bottles and cans.

Zhang Yixing gave Wu Fan a sideways look, puffed his mouth, and continued to sing.

Wu Fan set up the mirror, and watched Zhang Yixing sing while wiping his face.

"It's a slow song again, why do you like lyrical so much?" Wu Fan hummed a few tunes to the computer, and then said with a little helplessness, "I just wrote two words, but it was for rap, you must It doesn't work."

"Oh." Zhang Yixing shifted his gaze from the computer to Wu Fan's face at work, thought for a while and said, "Bring the words, you can try changing them!"

"Change your song or mine?" Wu Fan paused for a while as he was wiping things.

"Of course it's your word!" Zhang Yixing said immediately.

"...Then I might as well write a lyrical one again! Change the English rap words into lyrical words, you are too thoughtful!" Wu Fan despised.

"Then the relationship is good, I'll just wait for your words!" Zhang Yixing chuckled: "You said it, write me a lyrical one. Ok, you don't need to explain what I understand, it's just such a happy decision Already!"

"..." Wu Fan froze: "Zhang Leilei, you are not angry that I can die!"