The internet is a piece of crap

An Qing watched the [-]th anniversary of the romantic Happy Camp, and cheerfully went to QQ to find Kaizi and wanted to discuss it with her, but found that the kid was not online, and she didn't even have a mobile phone connected to QQ.

Looks like he's busy with work again.An Qing curled her lips. She still doesn't understand how there is a company that lets a few big boys fly around the world. She can't imagine what they are doing. After all, the age is there. Kaizi's 22nd birthday has not yet passed , Could it be that their company is extremely short of people?

Just as he was thinking wildly, a certain cheating familiar music sounded again.An Qing took a closer look and found that it was QQ on her mobile phone. It seemed that she was really not in the dormitory.

- What are you doing?How did you hang up your phone?

Wu Fan, who had just hung up his mobile phone QQ after the show, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and sat aside to reply.

——Oh, I just finished work and continued in the afternoon, and I couldn't go back to the dormitory during the period, so I hung up the phone directly.By the way, I am in Korea now.

An Qing broke into a sweat, this is flying again...

——In other words, are you all right now?

——yes.

——Oh, that’s fine, I just finished reading the quick copy, and I’m about to express some thoughts, as long as it doesn’t delay your work.

"Wu Fan, are you going to eat?" Zhang Yixing saw Wu Fan sitting alone in the corner playing with his mobile phone, and came bouncing over, "Ah, you are chatting again."

"What what? Is it He Qingqing?" Lu Han appeared instantly when he heard these words.

"What's the situation?" Huang Zitao put on a dress and moved over.

"Oh, she just finished reading the quick book, and she wanted to chat with me." Wu Fan raised his head, facing three pairs of shining eyes, and couldn't help sweating a little: "What are you doing, why are you all gathered around here?"

"Ask her how she feels about us!" Lu Han smiled and said.

"What's the matter, everyone is gathered there, don't you want to eat?" Jin Zhongda, who just got out of the wc, walked over with Jin Minshuo, stroking his belly.

"Let's go eat first." Wu Fan lowered his head and pressed the button for a long time, sent a message of "wait a minute, let's go eat", took back the phone, and waved his hand.

"Kris, you go eat first, and meet at the company at one o'clock." Lin Xuanjun, who was on the phone, heard Wu Fan's loud voice, and turned around to explain.

"okok." Wu Fan made a gesture, and then left with three curious babies and two confused babies.

While waiting for the food to be served, including the two Korean compatriots who had already figured out the cause and effect, the five big boys looked at Wu Fan eagerly.

"Hey, what are your reactions?" Wu Fan didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

"Normal reaction." Zhang Yixing put his arms around Wu Fan's waist: "You applied for QQ for Qingqing, we have known each other for so many years and I still don't know you? Just chat with her if you have nothing to do, you Don't you know that this An Qing has been circulating in our team for a long time?"

"Huh? Has it been around for a long time?" Wu Fan said that he didn't understand this word.

"That's right, even Shixun asked me what kind of relationship An Qing has with you." Lu Han said seriously.

"...Do you want to gossip like this?" Wu Fan was helpless: "Zhang Yixing, do you dare not have such a big mouth!" With his toes, he could think that Zhang Yixing must be gossiping with them.

"They came to ask me first! Who asked you to chat with An Qing besides eating, sleeping and practicing watching movies!" Zhang Yixing said as a matter of course.

"Hey, Huang Zitao, why are you nodding! When did you ask me to go shopping with you and I didn't accompany you?" Wu Fan knew that he couldn't control Zhang Yixing, so he had to divert the fire.

"That's different!" Huang Zitao argued: "Besides, An Qing is the only woman I've ever seen who can eat you to death! It's normal for us to be curious!"

The two Korean compatriots nodded empathetically.

"..." Wu Fan was completely helpless: "Don't think about it, the relationship between us is a relationship like pink and blue confidantes."

"We didn't think about it." Zhang Yixing said seriously.

"..." Wu Fan was blocked again.

"Oh, don't discuss such unnutritive topics." Lu Han snatched Wu Fan's phone: "Didn't you say that Qingqing doesn't follow stars, doesn't understand entertainment, and doesn't know exo? Ask her how she feels after watching exo fit together! Let’s understand the general audience’s impression of us.” Luhan glanced down at the QQ records, and laughed aloud: “It’s just right, she also wants to express her impressions!”

"Hey!" Wu Fan didn't have time to stop, and saw that Lu Han, who was typing extremely fast, had already sent a message.

Wu Fan hurriedly snatched it back: "It's okay if you want to gossip, but you're not allowed to touch it!"

Really, he is a nanny!After working so hard all day long, I have to satisfy some of the desires of these bastards!Cough cough, don't get it wrong, it's just... some desires!

An Qing, who was busy reading novels, finally waited for Kaizi's reply.

——Come on, tell me, what do you think?

An Qing was a little confused, why did Kaizi speak so cheerfully?But when I think of the group of handsome guys I just watched, I put this question behind me.

——Well, I was still apprehensive when they didn't fit together before, but when I heard Kris said that he was the captain, haha, I'm complete!My eldest TC's child should be the captain!

Wu Fan felt a little melancholy looking at this message, and the two Korean children were also speechless after listening to the translation.So Wu Fan sent a message with five pairs of "you have to tell the truth" eyes...

--That is required!The commander-in-chief is the commander-in-chief! Kris is the leader!

"Damn it! Do you want to be so narcissistic!" Lu Han expressed that he was speechless.

"Well, I think Junmian would be happy to discuss the issue of the captain with you." Zhang Yixing rubbed his chin thoughtfully.

"It doesn't matter." Wu Fan waved his hand, "If he has a problem, let him come to me. This leader will rule all kinds of dissatisfaction!"

"Brother Junmian is so pitiful." Jin Zhong couldn't bear to imagine.

"Well, the tragic height difference." Jin Minshuo bowed his head silently, this is the biggest gap between the two captains.

"There is still an aura." Huang Zitao leaned over: "Brother Wu Fan has a domineering aura!"

"Jun Mian is completely defeated..." Lu Han covered his face.

"But this can't change the fact that the team is Junmian." Zhang Yixing concluded.

Everyone was silent.

Wu Fan twitched, he didn't want to talk to this guy who was always tearing him down.

An Qing desperately recalled the self-introductions of those big boys, and found that there were too many of them and she couldn't remember at all... so she picked out a few key ones to remember.

——The little pigtail next to the captain is really cute!The best little shouhouhouhou!

"Did she mean Chanyeol?" Luhan squirmed all of a sudden: "Chanyeol is the best little girl?! Hahaha!"

"Xiaoshou?" Jin Zhongda and Jin Minshuo repeated the word blankly.

Zhang Yixing explained to them with a strange expression.

——And the one from 94, their youngest one is so small!I can't take it anymore...

——exo is a post-[-]s group.

It's actually a post-[-]s group?An Qing suddenly realized, no wonder!

——Hey?How old is the oldest?

——The biggest one is 90 years old.

—Is it the captain?

This time Wu Fan was embarrassed to answer yes, and he had a premonition that if he didn't tell the truth, he would be dismantled by the five people around him.

——The biggest ones are kris, luhan, and xiumin, but according to ID card, xiumin is the biggest, then luhan, and kris is the smallest.

An Qing thought about it carefully, and was at a loss.

——Who is Luhan?Who is xiumin?

Wu Fan looked at the people around him with a victorious expression: "Haha, she likes me the most, and she can't even remember the names of the rest of you!"

Lu Han is gearing up: "Xiu Min, should we show the majesty of the big brother?"

Jin Minshuo snorted twice: "It just so happens that my Taekwondo has not been used on humans for a long time."

Wu Fan bowed his head silently: "Come on, let's chat, are you still gossiping?"

"Hmph, I'll let you go for now!" Lu Han and Kim Min Suk clapped each other's hands, showing triumphant expressions.

—Xiumin is the steamed stuffed bun, and luhan is the pretty one you said.

An Qing thought about it for a while, suddenly realized, and then collapsed.

- isn't it? !I thought they were all young and old!Why is it big brother? !

Wu Fan raised his head, sighed, and replied helplessly.

——I have never understood it either.Not only do they look like children, but their behavior is also very childish, especially Luhan.

"Ask her what she thinks of other people." Seeing that Lu Han was beating Wu Fan desperately, so that the message could not be sent, Zhang Yixing interrupted aloud.

Wu Fan tidied up his clothes and replied calmly.

--What about the rest?There are a total of twelve people in the group, do you still remember who?

——Oh, and Prince Changsha, he and another classmate Jian Yongzai, I always wondered why the two of them wore different colors from others, but Li Weijia and Wu Xin always interrupted He Jiong's words, and in the end they Did not say why.

The six big boys looked at each other, and finally they all looked at Zhang Yixing, Zhang Yixing nodded: "Yes, that part was cut."

Wu Fan understood, bowed his head and returned the message.

——Lay and Kai are the main dancers of the two teams, so the colors of their clothes are different.The same style of theirs was worn in the talent show later.

—You mean the part where they sang and danced afterwards?Ahhh!The captain is so handsome!He raps so well! !I can't understand a word they sing TT

Wu Fan became complacent: "What, my leader is handsome!"

He was answered by five middle fingers.

"Does she pay attention to whether she is handsome or not... how is the dance? Ask her." Zhang Yixing touched his face and sighed silently, so he won't feel inferior!He is the lead dancer!main dancer!

Wu Fan raised his eyebrows, based on his understanding of An Qing... Hmph, someone is just asking for trouble.

——How about dancing?Are you handsome?

An Qing tried hard to think back, but after a long while she failed, she gave up.

——You know I don’t have much research on dancing. I was only looking at the captain. How could I have the time to watch the backup dancers?The captain and that little braid are really cute and handsome and they sing well!

Wu Fan looked at the people who were left speechless by An Qing's words again, and finally let out a bad breath in his heart: "See, I am the protagonist on the night of the double moon! You are just the backup dancers, hahaha!"

Zhang Yixing turned his head: "Huang Zitao, lend me the stick when you get back, Jin Baozi, don't stop me this time!"

Jin Minshuo closed his eyes: "I won't stop this time, I don't deserve a beating!"

——But that beef is also so cute!So cute, so cute, especially at the moment when Mr. He flicked his forehead, haha, it aroused my mother's love!

"Ah, she came back to check the message again." An Qing's message rescued Wu Fan, and Wu Fan greeted with a sigh of relief.

"Haha, beef beef! She also thinks beef is so cute haha!" Huang Zitao laughed first.

"You're still embarrassed to laugh, which Korean idiot got this nickname? Didn't you do Korean practice these two days?" Wu Fan squinted, Huang Zitao retracted silently.

Wu Fan reluctantly continued to reply to the message.

——That is baekhyun, he is the same age as you, but he is a few months older than you, so take back your weak motherly love.

——What kind of name is this? It’s so complicated, it’s still beef orz... By the way, the peacock brother is really fun, it seems that there will be a lot of jokes if you don’t understand the language, haha.

"Beef's English is quite complicated, and it's always difficult for people to remember." Huang Zitao nodded in understanding.

"Yeah, fans generally call Baekhyun Baek Hyun or Baibai, and rarely call him by his English name." Kim Min Suk also added, "It seems that the language barrier is quite troublesome."

"Well, especially when the translation is wrong, isn't it, Wu Yifan?" Lu Han teased.

"I think Wu Yifan sounds more domineering than Wu Fan." Huang Zitao said.

"So he automatically and consciously changed his name to Wu Yifan." Zhang Yixing finally concluded.

"Is your gossip soul burning again?" Wu Fan was completely helpless.

Suddenly, the phone qq rang again, interrupting everyone's gossip.

——By the way, I'm quite curious about how they selected five players during the FireWire attack. Did they specifically stipulate who will play and who will not play this time?

"It turns out that the audience will be so confused after editing a lot of places." Lu Han stroked his chin thoughtfully.

Wu Fan replied with a sigh.

——There is another game in this world called rock-paper-scissors.

——! ! !Kaizi, I suddenly found a problem, why do you know everything?Are you a fan of exo?

Everyone looked at Wu Fan in unison, with a look of "you've been exposed".

Wu Fan was unhurried, very calm.

——Well, after watching some of their programs, I understood.

——! !No wonder!Kuaiben from exo these two times, you are so active!Who do you like best?

——Of course Captain Kris!

"I knew it!" Everyone sneered at Wu Fan.

——Haha, the captain is so handsome, you don't really like him, do you?I think he is a good match with Brother Peacock, so don't compete with Brother Peacock.

"Where are we matched!" Huang Zitao was angry.

Wu Fan ignored him and replied proudly.

——The captain is the general attack, I don't think there is a fixed CP.

--Ha ha!You finally admit that you are suffering!The captain is the general offensive, and if you still fall in love with him, you can only suffer, hahahaha!

Wu Fan froze, and looked at someone who was laughing loudly: "Why are you laughing, I despise you as a boss!"

Lu Han shook his head: "Don't struggle anymore, Wu Xiaoshou, I am the master of the capital, my lord, and your CP is a deer!"

"...I've only heard of cows and deer, where did they come from?!" Wu Fan despised.

"There are Luniu's post bars, so don't struggle anymore!" Luhan said proudly.

"Cows and deer are the general trend, and deer and cattle are all against the sky and unscientific!" Wu Fan emphasized: "The leader of this sect is the general attack!"

"Huh? Isn't it the trend of Niu Tao recently?" Zhang Yixing asked doubtfully.

"Yixing, you're thinking too much, you're obviously taking the starry route recently!" Huang Zitao immediately retorted.

"I remember it was Niu Can?" Lu Han interrupted.

"No matter what it is, the leader of this sect will always attack!" Wu Fan said impatiently, and the three TC children remained silent.

"Actually, if you don't have anything to do, go to Kris Shouba, it's good for your physical and mental health." Zhang Yixing said in silence for a while.

Wu Fan frowned: "Zhang Leilei, you just need to clean up, don't you?"