The internet is a piece of crap

An Qing gnawed melon seeds and listened to the quarrels on the other side of the computer, and her parents, who had finally finished washing, wandered over.

"Put on clothes and go see your father!" Dad waved his hand, An Qing raised her brows, it seemed that the good afternoon of playing computer games was going to be wasted again...

"Hello, Uncle!" The person opposite said in a very polite voice.

"Who is this?" Papa An was obviously taken aback, and moved to An Qing's side, "Oh, Kaizi, what's your voice?"

"At present, it seems that I should be more accurate to listen to them express their roommate friendship." An Qing sat on the side happily and said that she was very high watching the movie.

Immediately there was a rustling voice from the opposite side, followed by three neat "Hello, Uncle!"

"Wow, they're all young men!" Papa An subconsciously exclaimed.

"...Dad, if there are not boys in the boys' dormitory, can there still be girls?" An Qing's hand holding the melon seeds froze unconsciously. Ever since she met Kaizi, her skill at complaining seems to be improving... …

"Okay, okay, you go and play." Wu Fan pushed the three blind guys, trying to drive them away.

"Why? You still owe me milk tea!" Lu Han lay beside Wu Fan's ear, refusing to leave.He still wants to watch the fun!

"My house." Jin Minshuo was still holding the sheet that had just been torn off in his hand, speaking Chinese and looking at Wu Fan with disdain.

"My..." Jin Zhong didn't say anything for a long time, looked at Wu Fan's threatening eyes, and pointed to a pile of food on the bed anxiously: "Mine, eat!"

Wu Fan lost, why did he have such a group of brothers!

"Kaizi, I'm going to my grandfather's house, I'll talk to you when I have time!" An Qing obviously heard what was going on at Wu Fan's end, and she laughed while talking.

"Hey, let's go." Wu Fan replied dejectedly, and suddenly remembered something and shouted: "Goodbye, uncle and aunt!"

Hearing a few goodbyes from the opposite side, Wu Fan turned off the voice, turned around, and saw three people still watching him eagerly.

"What are you guys doing? What are you doing around me when there's no excitement?" Wu Fan raised his hand and gave Luhan on his shoulder a dizzy blow, which caused Luhan to punch and kick him again.

"I said, you really don't have much power, okay?" Wu Fan helplessly looked at Lu Han who was flopping around on him, like scratching an itch.

"Damn it! Young Master, if I'm gentler with you, you'll kick your nose in the face, right?" Lu Han was furious, and he waved his fist to show Wu Fan what power is.

The sudden ringing of the doorbell successfully rescued Wu Fan.

"I'll open the door!" Wu Fan's long legs were not for nothing, and he rushed to the gate in a few steps.

As soon as the door was opened, Huang Zitao's soft voice came: "Yixing, why didn't you bring the key?"

"I forgot... Didn't you bring it with you and still call me..." Zhang Yixing handed the things in his hand to Wu Fan when the door opened.

"This is... what?" Wu Fan looked down at the items in his hands stiffly: "Did you discuss it? Why do you buy food when you go out? Don't know if you want to lose weight? Image management or something Have you all ignored it?"

"Alright, alright, Wu Fan, it's not easy for the manager to be away, so you don't need to emphasize these anymore, why are you becoming more and more like an old woman..." Zhang Yixing muttered, took a few bags from Huang Zitao's hand, and went to the room. walk.

Wu Fan was indignant: "Who am I doing this for?!"

"Hey Wu Fan, let me go, my slippers are behind you." Huang Zitao bent down to change his shoes, he searched for a long time before he found his goal.

"Wu Fan, your sister! Don't you know you are called brother?" Wu Fan continued to be sad and angry.Wait a moment!Why was he infected by that little girl An Qing again?However, the word your sister is really versatile...

"We bought lunch, let's eat!" Huang Zitao put on the slippers on tiptoe, took a bag from Wu Fan's hand, and went in holding it high.

How dare you ignore me!Boy, you have grown up, haven't you!Wu Fan gritted his teeth and turned around, only to see Lu Han, Kim Jong Dae and Kim Min Suk cheering and running towards Huang Zitao... with the bag in his hand.

Okay, there are a lot of adults in this sect leader, so I don't care about you and other small people!Wu Fan walked over with the rest of the bag: "Do you need chopsticks or something?"

"There are chopsticks that come with it." Zhang Yixing interjected when he heard Wu Fan's question after putting away his things.

"Hey, you two come to eat too!" Wu Fan opened the box and looked up to the two people standing in the outer circle.

Zhang Yixing was stunned for a moment, blinked twice, "Oh, Huang Zitao and I came back from eating, you can eat."

Can't bear to complain anymore, Wu Fan is too lazy to talk to them, eating his own is the kingly way.

Huang Zitao picked up the bag Wu Fan put aside, and followed Zhang Yixing to his dormitory.Of course, the most important thing is to divide the spoils.Bah, it's food.

"This one is for Lu Han, this one is for Baozi, this one is for Zhong Da, this one is yours, and the rest are mine haha!" Huang Zitao happily nestled on the bed with Zhang Yixing, holding the largest The bunch couldn't stop laughing.

Zhang Yixing looked around blankly, "Wait a minute, why do I feel something is wrong?"

"What's wrong?" Huang Zitao tightly protected his pile, and solemnly declared: "I'm a maknae! Young and old! It's normal to have more points!"

"I'm not talking about this..." Zhang Yixing looked helplessly at the pile of food that was said to be "a little more", and then began to think deeply: "I feel that there is something missing, right?"

"What's missing?" Huang Zitao suddenly became nervous: "No way! Yixing, you left something in the mall again?!"

"It's not this." Zhang Yixing frowned and looked at it for a long time, then suddenly said "Oh": "Why is there no Wu Fan?"

"Ah?" Huang Zitao looked around blankly, "I really don't have it...forgot him..." Huang Zitao looked at his pile hesitantly, if he wanted to divide it, he could only draw from him, but, Whatever he wants to eat...

Zhang Yixing saw his hesitation, thought for a while and said, "Why don't we choose two from each of the five piles."

"No need!" Huang Zitao waved his hand: "Didn't the captain say that he wants to lose weight and manage it? I'll take care of everything for him!"

"..." Zhang Yixing was silent, he didn't know anything...

Satisfied, Huang Zitao returned to his room with a big bag of food.Then, I saw the tragic scene on my bed as if a tragedy had happened.

Crooked computers, crumpled sheets, scattered snacks on the bed, and messy potato chips on the bedside table.

N seconds later.

"Wu Yifan!!! What are you doing on my bed?!!" An earth-shattering roar sounded, and Wu Fan, who was eating, choked, and suddenly remembered that he hadn't cleaned Huang Zitao's bed yet!

"I'm going! It's so fierce!" Lu Han watched helplessly as Huang Zitao rushed into the living room angrily carrying a stick, Wu Fan reflexively jumped onto the sofa and picked up a pillow as a defense.

"Hey! Huang Zitao, what are you doing! I'm the captain, I'm brother! What do you want to do?" Wu Fan retreated step by step and Huang Zitao pressed on, the situation was very serious.

Zhang Yixing, who wandered out from another room, was obviously frightened by the battle, and poked his stunned best friend: "What's the matter? Huang Zitao wants to counterattack? Could it be that Wu Fancun's Niu Taowen was discovered?"

Huang Zitao, who was waving his stick, paused for a moment, then slowly turned his head: "What did you just... say? What kind of Niu Taowen?"

"Ah, I haven't been found out." Zhang Yixing looked back at his best friend who was about to burst into laughter, opened his mouth and said "haha" twice.

"Oh, you sister! Zhang Yixing, you are dead!" Seeing Huang Zitao who ran away again, Wu Fan threw his pillow and was beaten flying by Huang Zitao.

"Hey, what a resentment this is." Zhang Yixing said that as a spectator, he was very calm, very calm.

"Hahaha..." Lu Han dragged Zhang Yixing and buried his face behind him, his laughter immediately turned into a muffled puff.

"Hey Luhan, don't rub your snot and tears on me!" Zhang Yixing stretched out his hand and stabbed back twice, Luhan raised his head and laughed and lay on Zhang Yixing's neck.

"Hey you!" Before Zhang Yixing could express his thoughts, he was instantly killed by Lu Han's panting.Zhang Yixing squeezed his neck desperately, and Lu Han laughed unconsciously. Zhang Yixing shrank smaller and smaller, and finally curled up on the ground. Lu Han also followed Zhang Yixing's shoulders little by little. Laughing and bending over.

Kim Jong Dae and Kim Min Suk stared blankly at the development of this series of events. Seeing Zhang Yixing shrinking into a ball and laughing, he couldn't open his eyes, and Lu Han lay beside him laughing so hard that he couldn't straighten up.On the other end, Wu Fan took advantage of his long legs and ran extremely fast, Huang Zitao took advantage of his stick and almost hit him several times.

Wait a moment!Huang Zitao is beating Wu Fan with a stick?Is this okay? !Jin Minshuo roared: "Stop!"

Who would dare not listen to Brother Baozi showing his power?Jin Zhongda hurriedly pulled Luhan away to rescue Zhang Yixing, Huang Zitao stood there with his face twisted and maintained the posture of swinging a stick, Wu Fan put a pillow on his chest again as a defensive posture.

"Huang Zitao, that's your brother! Let's just play around, can you take out the stick casually?" Jin Minshuo snatched the stick from Huang Zitao's hand with his hands, his expression was very bad.

Jin Minshuo has never gotten angry at Huang Zitao, or in other words, Jin Minshuo's temper is seldom unless it touches his bottom line, otherwise he seldom gets angry.In the past, if someone disturbed the things he had organized, he would get angry, but it was not serious, and everyone just got along happily.My younger brother played with him jokingly, and I never saw him get angry. Everyone always called him Baozi Baozi, and he rarely used honorific words to him. He was never angry, and instead looked cheerful and content.However, the current situation is very obvious. To him, small fights are nothing. If the situation is bad, it will touch his bottom line.

At this time, everyone dared not speak loudly. Huang Zitao beat people with a stick. Although it looked scary, everyone knew that even if he got angry, he would not use his real strength. So in the eyes of the Chinese, this is not considered too much.After all, Kim Min-suk is a Korean, and he pays great attention to etiquette. He usually does not go up and down, but now he dares to hold a stick. How can this be possible?

Huang Zitao is actually a bully. Brother Baozi, who was so good in the past, suddenly lost his temper. He knew he was afraid. He peeked at Wu Fan who was embarrassed, and mouthed "Captain" without daring to speak out.

"Hey, Xiu Min, don't scare him." After all, Lu Han is the master, and he is the only one who dares to break this stiff atmosphere, "Zitao didn't mean it either, he was just playing around."

After hearing Lu Han's words, seeing Huang Zitao's timid look, Jin Minshuo softened his tone unconsciously: "I know that you Chinese, who are about the same age as you, are considered friends of the same generation, but even if you are really of the same generation Get along, after all, he is also your brother. You can make troubles casually, but you shouldn’t come out with a stick. You practice martial arts, maybe you can control a good stick, but what if you accidentally hurt him? Which one in the hall is not your brother? When did you see the brothers making such a fuss? I still say that, it’s fine to make a fuss, but it’s wrong to use a weapon. Zitao, don’t you think so?”

Huang Zitao nodded quickly, feeling very embarrassed.

Wu Fan threw the pillow aside, clasped Huang Zitao's head with one hand, and slammed twice: "Okay, I've done everything and now I'm sorry? Brother knows you're just kidding, don't do this, come on, laugh." one!"

Huang Zitao stuck out his tongue: "Captain, you are so annoying!"

"Your brother, I am a babysitter! I coax children all day long! Haha!" Wu Fan patted Huang Zitao on the forehead, and then hugged Jin Minshuo: "Okay Brother Baozi, don't you know Huang Zitao's little temper, girl Be careful, Tao, it’s a girl, don’t scare her!”

"...Captain, what do you usually watch? Is what Yixing said true? Have you downloaded Niu Tao Wen?" Jin Minshuo looked contemptuously at a guy next to him who was showing off his height.

"Hey, in order to know the needs of our fans, it's inevitable." Wu Fan was feeling emotional when a pillow slammed onto his head.

"Wu Yifan, just wait! I'm going to download Tao Niu Wen right away!"

"Don't struggle, little Taozi, how can there be any Tao Niu Wen? This leader is a total attack, a total attack!" Wu Fan shouted without turning his head.

"Ah, that's right." Zhang Yixing said suddenly, "Zitao, there is a post called Kris Shou, you can go there and look for it, there should be Tao Niu Wen."

"Yixing, I love you!" Someone cheered and ran away laughing.

"Zhang Yixing!" Wu Fan let go of Jin Minshuo and chased after him: "This leader must do justice for the heavens today!"

Jin Minshuo and Jin Zhongda looked at each other, looking at Lord Lu who bent over laughing again, Jin Minshuo wanted to cry but had no tears.

"I can't do it, Zhong Da, I must study Chinese hard!"

"Enen, brother Minshuo, let's be strong together!"