The internet is a piece of crap

"Brother Kris, don't worry, I will hide all the food so that my manager won't find out." Seeing Wu Fan's sad face, Jin Zhongda immediately assured him.

"You said it lightly!" Wu Fan became even more sad when he heard this: "Didn't you hide the pile of food that you and Tao went out to buy last time?! And once found out, the manager brother only scolded me man!"

"It's okay, captain." Jin Minshuo came over shaking his head, grabbed a bag of chocolates and said, "We will pay attention."

You guys who don't mind your back hurting when you stand and talk!Wu Fan gritted his teeth, and snatched the chocolate from Jin Minshuo's hand with one hand: "Golden buns, can you be a little bit good? Do you think you are a chenchen and you can't get fat? Chocolate is as good as it looks, and you really dare to eat it?"

"Ah? This is chocolate?" Jin Minshuo scratched his head in a daze: "Oh, it was just an accident... I just took it..." After finishing speaking, another bag of potato chips came out.It was about to be torn apart but was snatched away.

"Haha, Potato Chips!" Lu Han, who appeared at an unknown time, happily burst the bulging bag of potato chips, and knocked like a mouse.

"Lu Han, you stole my potato chips!" Kim Min Suk was indignant.

"Huh?" Lu Han was stunned for a moment, looked down at the Leshi in his hands, then raised it up and faced Kim Min Suk and said, "This is not your potato chips, these are Lay's potato chips."

Jin Minshuo looked in the direction of Luhan's finger, and a big lay's blinded his eyes.

"Even if it's Lay's, it's not yours! Why can you eat it but I can't!" Jin Minshuo pouted to express his displeasure.

"As Yixing's best friend, I have the right to help him get rid of things that will make him gain weight." Luhan patted Jin Minshuo's shoulder meaningfully: "Besides, I, like Zhong Da, belong to the category of eating without gaining weight." , but Yixing gets fat just like you... So, I'm sorry."

"Luhan!!!" Jin Minshuo burst into flames instantly, and rushed towards Luhan with his fangs and claws.

"Captain help!" Lu Han slipped and hid behind the tall and mighty Wu Fan.

"Okay, okay, stop making trouble!" Wu Fan grabbed Lu Han who was making trouble behind him with one hand, and then pulled out the potato chips in his hand, "Don't you know that fried food is banned? No one is allowed to eat it."

Lu Han froze for a moment, and Kim Min Suk was also dumbfounded.Wu Fan didn't even look at them, just flipped through the food bag: "Shrimp crackers are deep-fried... What kind of toffee is this? The sugar content is too high... What is this? Sausage? Meatballs? What else? Are they all pure meat? No, no, how many meals do you have to save to get back the weight? And what is this..."

Seeing that more and more things were picked out, and the big bags of snacks became more and more shriveled, Jin Zhongda took the lead in rushing to hold down the last bag, Lu Han held Wu Fan's hand desperately with tears in his eyes, Jin Minshuo hurriedly moved the Picked items are re-bagged.

"Captain~~~~~~~~~~!" Lu Han yelled with a single voice, turning nine turns and eighteen turns, his deer eyes widened and he didn't care about the image of Master Lu in the capital, all he knew was If you don't act cute or act like a baby, you won't be able to keep anything.

"Captain!!!" Jin Minshuo, who finished packing his things in a swift manner, immediately hugged Wu Fan's other arm, showing off his limitless cuteness.

"Captain...~" Admiralty looked at Wu Fan aggrievedly, thinking how could he treat me like this with the food that was finally dragged back, and the manager was not around after all!

Wu Fan actually has some resistance to acting like a baby, after all, a certain panda acts like a baby when it has nothing to do all day long.But although Jin Zhongda is also the youngest, he seldom acts like a baby, let alone the two big brothers, unless he has something to ask him, he is a master... Looking at these three pictures at the same time, acting cute and acting like a baby face, Wu Fan expressed that he couldn't hold it anymore.

"Okay, okay, don't take it, don't take it, don't take it." Wu Fan immediately surrendered his gun and surrendered, "However, Chenchen and Hanhan, you two, pay attention, even if you can't eat fat in general Control it! And you, Jin Baozi, don’t blame me for not reminding you, you can’t touch things like chocolate, you know? Potato chips also take it easy, don’t forget how painful it is to lose weight!” After finishing speaking, Wu Fan It drifted away leisurely.

"Yes!" The remaining three cheered and high-fived, and then began to divide the spoils.

"Hey? Brother Min Shuo, why is there only one bag left of the three bags of jelly I bought? There is still a big bag of fruit candy? Why is it gone?" Jin Zhongda turned over and suddenly called out.

"Potato chips, potato chips, did I only buy five bags? I remember I took more than ten bags!" Jin Minshuo was also puzzled.

"There's chocolate chocolate! And ice cream! I bought several flavors of ice cream, why are they gone?" Jin Zhongda wailed again.

"And the pearl milk tea I specially bought for Luhan!" Jin Minshuo suddenly remembered something and added.

Lu Han, who was still watching the excitement, became furious when he heard this, and rushed out: "Wu Yifan, spit it out for me! Is my milk tea something you can covet?!"

After rushing to the living room, Lu Han found that Wu Fan, who was playing computer games in the living room, had disappeared, and the notebook that had been placed on the coffee table had also disappeared.Lu Han immediately turned around to look for Wu Fan's dormitory, halfway there he remembered that he had just come out of the dormitory shared by Wu Fan and Jin Zhongda, so he turned around again and went to Huang Zitao's dormitory.

"Wu Erfan, get out of here!" Lu Han kicked the door desperately to express that he was not calm.

Wu Fan lay leisurely on Huang Zitao's bed playing with his notebook, raised his hand and took a sip of milk tea and put it on the bedside table next to him.Looking at the other side, QQ sent another message.

--What are you doing?Not working today?By the way, what kind of work do you have? There is no regularity at all, and it doesn’t matter whether it’s a weekend or not. Sometimes you’re busy in the morning, sometimes you’re busy in the afternoon, sometimes you’re busy all day, and sometimes you don’t take a break…

Wu Fan lowered his head and picked up a piece of potato chips and began to type hard.

——My roommate just bought a bunch of food, and I'm drinking milk tea and eating potato chips.Today the boss showed kindness and suddenly gave me a whole day off. We are hardworking wage earners.

——You type really too... well, I really can't bear to complain orz

Wu Fan accidentally choked, scratched his head and replied.

——Why don’t you turn on the audio.

Since the two of them contacted again, they haven't opened the video again, but the voice will be opened a few times from time to time. When there is no one around, chatting by voice will definitely not have the disadvantage of slow typing.

It didn't take long for the voice to connect, and a refreshing female voice came from the other end of the network.

"Kaizi, you bastard! Immediately go and change that broken reminder ringtone for my old lady!"

"Qingqing, lady, be a lady." Wu Fan chewed the potato chips and laughed very high.

"Lady, your sister! How much is a catty for a lady? If you don't change the ringtone, I will fight with you! Do you know how many people have ridiculed this old lady?!"

Before Wu Fan could answer, a helpless voice came from the opposite side...

"Qingqing, don't be so excited, talk well."

Shocked, Wu Fan immediately replied obediently: "Hello, Auntie!"

"Hey, the young man is still so full of spirits, um, youth is good..." Mama An's emotional voice was accompanied by the sound of shaking clothes: "Isn't it busy at work?"

"It's okay, it's okay, but the time is always unstable." Wu Fan sat up on his knees, making an elegant gesture.

"Boy, career is the most important thing... Qingqing, don't stay at home all the time, go out and have fun! How about going to work in your aunt's shop?" Mother An shook her clothes while talking, An Qing finally had no choice: " Mom, go and wash your clothes with Dad, or I will drag it for a while!"

Mama An left satisfied.

Wu Fan sniggered inwardly and was about to speak, but was startled by a loud noise. He turned around and saw Luhan standing at the door domineeringly, and Jin Minshuo and Jin Zhongda followed behind.

I have a go!How could I forget that Huang Zitao and Jin Baozi lived together in this house!Wu Fan saw Lu Han casually throwing the key behind Kim Min Suk, and it seemed that he could foresee his future.

"How dare you not open the door for me, my lord?! What do you want to say!" Lu Han walked over majesticly, Wu Fan was taken aback, and subconsciously took a sip of the milk tea next to him.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah my milk tea!" Lu Han's eyes were burning and he jumped up and rushed towards him regardless of his professional demeanor.

Wu Fan frantically put the milk tea and potato chips on the bedside table, and before he could close the computer, Lu Han pressed him on the bed.

"Master Han, don't be impulsive, impulsiveness is the devil!" Wu Fan was caught off guard by Lu Han, but he was still struggling desperately: "My computer, my computer! It's innocent, don't touch it, forgive me It's dead!"

After all, Luhan's physique is not as good as Wu Fan's, so Wu Fan broke the effort to look at the computer after listening to Wu Fan's words.

Wu Fan jumped up and wanted to run out, but was caught up by the football player Lu in two steps and threw himself on another bed.Lu, who restrained Wu Fan again, immediately fumbled up and down and came up with the ten tortures of the Qing Dynasty.

"Master Han, please forgive me, can I pay you for milk tea?" Wu Fan, who was kicked up, slammed his arms and legs around, and finally couldn't hold back any of them: "Two cups! Two cups!"

"Four cups are not negotiable!" Lu Han glared at him ferociously.

"Can you drink it?" Wu Fan spit on the bed.

"You care about me? Can't I keep some for my best friend?" Lu Han said and punched Wu Fan twice.

"Don't beat it, it's really painless with your little strength..." Wu Fan grabbed Lu Han with his big hand and was pulled up, one side of his body pressed Lu Han under him.

The two were fighting and didn't notice that Jin Minshuo, who was at the door, was on the verge of going berserk.

"Whoever gives you the courage, give me down!"

Wu Fan and Luhan were stunned at the same time, and the two rolled off Kim Min Suk's bed at the same time.

"You guys, wash!" Jin Minshuo grabbed the sheet in his hands in blunt Chinese, his face livid.

"Wow, Brother Baozi is showing off his power..." Lu Han poked Wu Fan beside him and whispered.

"Well, it's turned into an angry bun." Wu Fan felt lingering fear.

"Hello? Kaizi, what are you doing? Are you watching a big movie or acting in a big movie? So noisy?"

A female voice suddenly rose up, making everyone froze.

"What's the situation? Why are there women in our dormitory?!" Lu Han grabbed Wu Fan in horror.

Wu Fan turned his head stiffly, and couldn't bear to look directly at Lu Han's face: "I'm on voice...and Qingqing..."

Lu Han and Kim Min Suk stared at each other silently, Jin Zhongda at the door seemed to have not understood what was going on.

"Master, my first name!" Lu Han gripped Wu Fan in grief and indignation, not letting go.

"What kind of master? How can there be a master? Kaizi, what are you doing?!"

"Ah, it's okay, it's okay to have a fight with Hanhan, it's okay." Wu Fan immediately pushed Luhan away and jumped onto Huang Zitao's bed.

"Are you harming other people's children again?" An Qing expressed her contempt.

"What do you mean I harmed him? Obviously he harmed me!" Wu Fan said he was innocent.

"Wuwu Qingqing, I swear to Deng that he has been bullying me all this time!" Lu Han interjected as soon as he heard this.

"Let's go if you have something to do!" Wu Fan said and looked up at the light, "The light didn't turn on, what kind of oath did you swear!"

"Kaizi, don't bully others because of your age..." An Qing heard Lu Han's small voice from the Internet, a little bit of motherly love.

"Hey, make it clear, I'm not the oldest in our dormitory. According to the ID card, Hanhan is several months older than me!" Wu Fan said that he didn't want to be charged with bullying a child.

"...I really didn't hear it. Your voice is old like an old man's, and his voice is weak like a boy who hasn't changed his voice. Are you sure he's older than you?" An Qing said that she was very suspicious that someone was falsely reporting their age.

"Although I really don't want to admit it...but this is the truth..." Wu Fan was speechless, and the woman complained about the two of them in one breath, is there any... Pooh, he was infected by Lu Han, and she would be at every turn. Is there any...

"This is a pure man's voice after my voice has been changed..." Lu Han weakly explained beside him.