The internet is a piece of crap

An Qing yawned and read the new episode of the fast copy, but Xuanyuanjian still didn't act in that episode.It's been a month, can I act...

The biggest difference between An Qing who is on summer vacation and that at school is that she spends more time surfing the Internet.At school, I have to take two classes from time to time, and at home, I just soak in front of the computer.So much so that now An Qing is bored flipping through the novel website and doesn't know which one to read.

That's right, it's boring anyway, so let's go and watch the issue that I didn't watch last time.

It stands to reason that An Qing never fails to watch Kuaishou. If it wasn't for Xuanyuanjian's sudden strike, she wouldn't be so angry that she wouldn't watch that episode until now.

But Happy Camp is the first choice for an active atmosphere to pass the time. I once sat with my brother and brother facing the only computer and didn’t know what to do.

An Qingwo tilted her head in the chair to see Sister Na giggling there, thinking about what kind of combination this combination is, why has she never heard of it?When the group debuted for the opening dance, An Qing, who was not used to fast-forward, went to a wc because she felt bored. When she came back, she saw that they hadn't finished singing, and An Qing expressed helplessness.

I poured myself a glass of water, and complained in my heart, can the picture quality of pps be more high-definition, these big boys sing and dance very neatly, but I can't see clearly whether they are good or not.

An Qing waited entangledly for the scum-quality singing and dancing to end, then blew on the scalding water and poured it into her mouth.

"weareone! Hello everyone, we are exo-m!" An Qing almost burned herself, not because she was shocked by the voice, but because she was caught in seconds by the leader!

I have a go!Who is this guy!so handsome!

Hearing Teacher He said that they had only debuted for two weeks, An Qing firmly understood why she had never heard of this group.

Mom passed by doing laundry, and seeing An Qing was still watching Happy Camp, she shook her wet clothes and continued passing.

"Mom!" However, An Qing interrupted her desire to pass by.

"What's the matter? I've been surprised all day long." My mother leaned over with her head.

"It's so handsome! Look! Is he handsome?!" An Qing asked excitedly, pointing to someone who had just introduced herself as the captain.

"Who are these people?" Mom expressed her incomprehension: "And this, can you wear normal pants instead of big crotch?"

An Qing looked at the person who was said to be Changsha Yazi, and nodded with deep understanding: "Yes, these pants are uncomfortable to look at..."

Mom shrugged and walked away, An Qing continued to sigh with emotion about the big crotch, completely forgetting what she wanted to express to her mother.

I almost finished reading what I should have read, and An Qing was surfing Baidu kris with a lot of enthusiasm. She saw a post saying that the two teams would unite to come to Kuaiben on the [-]th anniversary, so she closed the post happily.But just now because she was reading a quick book, she deliberately turned up the volume, so she suddenly said, "Don't be crazy about me, I'm just a legend!" An Qing was startled, and hastily turned down the volume.

Kaizi, why don't you die!An Qing gritted her teeth.

"It's that Kaizi again?" My mother passed by again, apparently also shocked by the lyrics.

"I've told him many times that if he doesn't change the song, there's nothing I can do about it." Seeing her mother's look of contempt, An Qing felt deeply ashamed.

Because we have known each other for many years, my parents still have a certain understanding of this Kaizi.Sometimes during Chinese New Year, Kaizi would also greet An Qing's parents by the way.Relatively speaking, An Qing rarely heard Kaizi mention his family.In my impression, Kaizi’s parents have already divorced, and his mother took him to immigrate to Canada for work reasons, and Kaizi has been working in South Korea, so Anqing only met Kaizi’s mother a few times when Kaizi returned to Canada. Say hello.

After seeing off her mother who was doing laundry, An Qing angrily opened Kaizi's window.

— can you do it?Can this broken ringtone be changed?I was despised by my mother again, you know that?

The other party replied unhurriedly...

— This is an art.

——==Art your sister!

An Qing conveniently closed the kris-related webpage, and then changed the topic instantly.

——That's right, I watched that episode of exo-m's Happy Camp!

This time, for some reason, the other party responded extremely quickly.

--How about it?

——The captain!It's that kris!It's so handsome!so handsome!

——Hehe, it’s okay.

——What do you mean okay?I used to think that Lee Joon Ki's was enough to defy the sky, but I didn't expect that there are people who grow up like this!And it's my tc's child!It's really like what Sister Na said!It's like someone who came out of a cartoon!

——Hehe, it’s okay, it’s okay.

——== Why does your tone give me the urge to despise, and I didn't say you are so humble!Or are you envious and jealous~ The captain is handsome, which you can't compare to~~

——I am also very handsome, I will not be envious or jealous...

—Wait for me to vomit for a while...

After a while, a relatively long sentence suddenly appeared on the opposite side.

——Do you only like this captain?What about others, do you like it?

——Only the face of this captain is more in line with my appetite... The others don't feel much...

——Don’t you prefer Xiaoshou?Don't you like that Luhan? ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, safgdhj

——? ? ?Luhan?Oh, the one who was discovered while shopping in Myeongdong?I remember it was quite beautiful, right... but I really don't feel it... and I think the captain is also very popular!The first time I saw him, I thought he was too weak and cute, but later I found out that this guy's height is not suitable for him... It should be an attribute that is suitable for both offense and defense... By the way, the one you hit later What are those piles of garbled characters?

——I think the captain is Gong.total attack.Ignore the things behind, it's because our family Hanhan pulled me a little while ago. ,,. . Sadflasdf

——Your feelings have always been inaccurate, believe me, based on my years of experience, the captain is a sufferer!By the way, why are you messing up again?

——He is really an attacker.total attack.Keep ignoring the gibberish, our family Hanhan has another convulsion, his smile is too low, don't worry about him.Although I am also very surprised why he just laughed and grabbed my arm.

An Qing was at a loss, with a low smile?Is there any sentence here that makes people find it funny?An Qing shook her head and continued to reply.

——Why are you so sure that the captain is Gong?Did you fall in love with him?Do you want him to accept you as a little shou?

Almost at an unprecedented speed, the other party replied.

——I am attacking.

... An Qing twitched and thought, when this guy can type all Chinese so fast, it will be consummated.However, before An Qing could react, the other party said another word.

——No, my sexuality is normal!

An Qing scratched her head, why would she turn to such a topic?Speaking of things like bl, in fact An Qing is a purebred rotten girl, and she only started to rot in high school, to be precise, she started to rot when An Qing and Kaizi broke contact.After the two got in touch again, An Qing uttered a few bad words from time to time, making Kai Zi confused, so An Qing began to explain to Kai Zi what bl was.At first, Kaizi couldn't understand An Qing's new hobby, but after a long time, Kaizi got used to it, and sometimes he would discuss with An Qing about various CPs of attacking and receiving attributes.Although An Qing has been saying that Kaizi is just an idiot, Kaizi has been emphasizing that he is a king.Of course, there was also a certain situation where Kaizi realized it by himself, so he added that he had a normal sexuality.

An Qing despised it, and typed four large characters fiercely.

——Normal your sister!

The other party didn't reply any more, and An Qing didn't bother to talk to him, so she googled a novel she just fell in love with, and clicked to download it.

Sure enough, after a long time, the other party sent another message.

——I haven’t finished talking just now, how do you feel about exo-m members?Well, I mean evaluation, yes, evaluation or something.

evaluate?An Qing frowned and thought about it, because it was a quick copy that she had just finished reading, so she still had some impressions.But apart from the captain and the peacock brother, I really don't remember the names of the others...

——I don’t have any special impressions... The captain is very handsome, that Changsha boy looked so funny when he was young, especially the sentence that the chrysanthemums turned into water flowers, almost made me spray my computer screen... That Myeongdong shopper is pretty pretty... …The Hunan steamed stuffed bun of that steamed stuffed bun gave me so much joy... Haha, yes, and the Korean one, the one who lives in the same room with the captain, the phrase "my" is really domineering, haha, I laughed so hard... …And that bright spot, tao, is so funny, I want to laugh when I look at him even without him talking… He doesn’t talk much but every sentence is a classic ah…”Can’t I do it myself? "Haha, does he dare to stay a little longer?But the part where he is playing martial arts is really handsome, I thought he was the kind of showmanship, but I didn’t expect him to be very powerful... Oh right, right, I can’t forget the part "There is a reward tonight!" I really want to Know what the reward is... Teacher He is definitely a rotten boy, is there any reason? !Captain and Tao are so in love......

After posting a long section, An Qing regained her composure and clicked on the novel to read.After reading a chapter, Kaizi's profile picture lights up.

——Do you like tao?

An Qing scratched the keyboard and started crackling again.

——It’s okay, I just think he’s so fun, cute, and has a soft voice~~ You know I don’t have any feelings for the combination, but speaking of it alone, I like the captain’s face better, and There is his phrase "I'm afraid of our agent", haha, it's really awesome, so I say the captain is a sufferer!

After sending this passage, An Qing imitated the way the captain said this again, and she was very happy.An Qing shook her head twice, then continued to read the novel.

——Agents are inherently scary for celebrities, okay? The agent's elder brother is very strict about many things. Because Kris is the captain, he will be more strict, don't laugh so heartlessly...

——Pfft, your phrase "Brother Broker" shocked me.

——? ? ? what? ?

——Why when you said this sentence, I imagined that you were acting like a baby...but in my impression, you are a guy with a second syndrome, arrogant or almost, and you are still acting like a baby? !

—…Where did you act like a baby?Isn't it right to call me brother?

——==Did you stay in a foreign country for a long time, so your thoughts are still stuck in your childhood... I don’t know what is going on in other parts of China, anyway, here in our country, it’s only children who call them brothers and sisters. ... For example, now I only call you Brother, Old Brother, Sister, and Old Sister.If you let me call you brother... Pfft, to be honest, let alone whether I call it or not, even my brother will vomit blood if he hears it...

——It’s not as serious as you said... I’m used to it, okay... Many people call it that...

——Anyway, I’ve only heard you call me that except for children...

"Hahaha..." An earth-shattering laughter came from a certain dormitory.

"Lu Han, you've had enough..." Wu Fan looked helplessly at the person next to him, desperately grabbing his hand, and laughed wildly.

"Hahaha..." He was answered with a series of laughs.

"...Even if you want to laugh, can you stop pulling my hand? I still have to type..." Wu Fan was about to vomit blood. He was already slow in typing, but he was delayed by this guy.

"Hahaha..." Someone was still laughing, and before Wu Fan was about to use force, he finally said tremblingly: "Come on, Fanfan, call brother to listen~~"

"..." Wu Fan raised his brows: "Aren't you enough! How can it be so strange? Didn't I always call people that way? Isn't that what everyone calls me?"

"No...no...no..." Lu Han twitched with a smile, and finally calmed down: "She didn't say it before and I didn't pay attention, but now I find it true, except for you and Zitao, no one else Would it be good to call people like that... Besides, Zitao rarely calls him brother, when he is not being coquettish, he usually just calls him brother or doesn’t even call him brother by his name!"

Usually... when you're not being coquettish?The corner of Wu Fan's mouth twitched: "How is it possible? It's normal to call brother, okay? Chenchen also called me that!"

"Phew! I'm exhausted!" Said Cao Cao, when Cao Cao arrived, the door was opened with a bang, Jin Zhongda and Jin Minshuo came in panting with a bunch of things, their eyes were on Wu Fan who was playing computer in the lobby and Luhan.

"Brother Kris! Brother Lu! Help..." Jin Zhongda greeted as if he had found a savior: "Brother Minshuo and I bought a lot of food..."

"Hahahaha..." Before Jin Zhongda finished speaking, he was interrupted by Luhan's loud laughter.

Wu Fan stood up helplessly and took the two bags from Jin Zhongda's hands: "Why did you buy so many? Didn't you say you want to lose weight? My manager brother will scold me when he sees it..."

"Pfft...hahahaha..." Lu Han finally calmed down and laughed again.

"Captain, what's wrong with Lulu?" Jin Minshuo looked blankly at the calm Wu Fan.

"He was hit by the laughing point, don't worry about him." Wu Fan carried the food back to the dormitory, leaving only two Korean compatriots who were still repeating the word "laughing point" strangely.