The internet is a piece of crap
Chapter 1
An Qing said that she is bored now, very bored.With a lollipop in her mouth, she casually deleted the game on the desktop, then clicked on the chat window that was always flashing below, and replied.
——Why do you want to go to Canada? How wonderful is that place? Everyone runs there?
——What is it called?Also, I went there to study in high school and came back after graduating from high school.
——A friend of mine immigrated to Canada, and now it is said that he is working in South Korea. You are not tired of running around... By the way, who are you going to play games with?
——Let's talk about it after I study and understand the game client in Canada...
An Qing lay powerlessly on the bed, straightened the computer desk on the bed, okay, at worst, I won't play games anymore.Originally, playing games on a laptop would be troublesome, not to mention that in a place like a university dormitory, the network is always in an unstable stage...
Just as he was struggling, the other party's portrait began to flicker again.
——I'm going to the airport, see you in Canada~
An Qing deeply despised this rich second generation, and tapped the keyboard a few times vigorously.
——Fuck off, get off...
Oh, kissing you on the keyboard, are you okay... After typing, An Qing began to feel distressed again.
The kid who just chatted with her is a typical rich second generation. The two met in a game.An Qing actually doesn't like playing games very much. Her biggest hobby is reading novels, but sometimes it's good to use games as a refresher.
Suddenly, a familiar online music sounded, still the old-fashioned "Don't be crazy about me ~ I'm just a legend ~".
An Qing rolled her eyes. This guy only set up this stupid online music for her, so that she could hear this sentence every now and then.A few times when the volume was turned up at home, this guy suddenly went online, almost scaring my parents...
- Can't you change the music?Change to something more popular?
Then An Qing began to wait. Based on her many years of experience, this guy who immigrated to Canada in the early years can speak English quite quickly, but Chinese is as slow as a snail.
Sure enough, after waiting for more than a minute, the other party replied.
——Aren't I afraid that you will ignore me~youknow?
——Don't drag English with me, ok?
Speaking of English, An Qing thought of the dying level [-]. She said that she extremely despised this kind of people who can speak both Chinese and English as well as their mother tongue.
——Why are you not playing games?
After a long time, the other party said such a sentence, An Qing felt sad and angry again.
——That guy Xiaoqianqian went to Canada, woohoo, you all bully people, woohoo.
——If he doesn't accompany you, you won't play, will you?
——I know him best in the game, why should I keep him after he's gone... Or you come to accompany me?
The other party was silent, and it took a long time to send three words...
--Not interested in.
—… I despise you!
——I'm busy, I have to work, and you who are in college can't understand the tragedy of wage earners like me.
——Busy your sister!You know how to watch movies, sleep, sleep, watch movies all day long, and you don’t play with me... Fingers~~
—You should read the novel.Also, being cute is not for you.
—… I still despise you!
An Qing and this guy have known each other for a longer time, to be precise, it dates back to five years ago, when An Qing was still in junior high school.
An Qing likes to read books. Before entering high school, she read more literary books. Of course, she doesn't know how much she can understand.After entering high school, An Qing prefers to read online novels. In Kaizi's words, the easy-to-understand ones are more suitable for her.
Kaizi is the guy who just made jokes with her.Kaizi wasn't originally called Kaizi, but if An Qing remembered correctly, it seemed to be called Kevin or Kate or Kai or something.Anyway, shortly after we first met, An Qing thought his name was too westernized and complained that she was trying to catch a girl, so this guy who didn't know whether his name was Kevin, Kate, or Kai got another nickname from then on. Called Kaizi.
The acquaintance between An Qing and Kai Zi is nothing new.When An Qing was a pure girl in junior high school, she once searched for "War and Peace" on the Internet, and accidentally saw a comment about "War and Peace", which was still in English. An Qing thought of everything on a whim There is a way to change the English version of this paragraph into a Chinese version, but I have to say that the translation machine is not very powerful, and the translation is messy, but An Qing thought that the author of the comment wrote a mess, so she complained about the author downstairs The writing is too frustrating.I originally thought that the poster was a foreigner and would not be able to understand Chinese, but I didn’t expect that he is actually a Chinese, or an ethnic Chinese, the kind who can speak both Chinese and English.
The next thing happened naturally.Originally, the host asked her to add msn to chat, but An Qing couldn't figure out how to use msn after poking around for a long time, so the other party applied for a qq number very understandingly.
This qq number has been used until now.The relationship between them has also changed from complaining to each other at the beginning to now... complaining to each other... Well, in fact, it hasn't changed at all after five years, right...
Kaizi is actually two years older than Anqing, but Anqing has always been unwilling to admit this. I have to say that Kaizi is really wretched enough. She always likes to complain but she still acts like a brother. Very handsome guy, great guy, great attitude.
That's right, Kaizi has emphasized more than once that he is handsome, and both the front and the side are prominent.And An Qing despised him every time.When it comes to Kaizi's appearance, An Qing's memory is still four or five years ago.Not long after they met, the two had a video.It's just that the monitor on An Qing's side is not turned on, and the other side is.After all, she is still a junior high school student. An Qing said that she was very worried about what would happen to the other party, so she stated in advance that she did not have a video before the video.
But Kaizi said he didn't care.When waiting for the real video, An Qing only felt that Kaizi had angular features and delicate features... Well, although these two words should not be connected together logically, that's how she felt at the time.There was plenty of light at that time, and Kaizi's hair was quite short, with a little bang on top, and the hair on both sides was so short that it looked like it had been shaved off.According to Kaizi, he just had his hair cut and that's why it happened.After knowing that Kaizi likes to play basketball, An Qing has actually been mentally prepared for a long time, because everyone in her class who likes to play basketball is darker than the other. When waiting for the video, she found that Kaizi is not as dark as she imagined, but she is not fair. A normal Chinese man.But because An Qing has always liked the little boy, so in An Qing's heart, Kaizi at that time was not handsome at all.
The reason for talking about that time is because only during that period, the two of them often made video calls, and they never happened again after that.At that time, An Qing took a screenshot of his video, and then sent it to laugh at how handsome he was.Later, because she had to change the computer, An Qing saved all the photos in a certain folder on the hard disk, and put them together with some anime photos she liked.But because there was no contact between the two for a long time, An Qing had long forgotten about the photo.After the two got in touch again, An Qing didn't bother to look for it anymore.Although An Qing is very face-blind, she has to meet a person at least a dozen times before she can remember it, and even if she hasn't seen her for a long time, she will still forget it.But for An Qing, Kaizi is just a netizen, the Internet is not trustworthy, and it doesn't matter whether she remembers her looks or not.Anyway, she knew that Kaizi was not ugly.
As mentioned before, the two had no contact for a long time. According to Kaizi, he was preparing to go abroad at that time, and he was going to South Korea to work.Those who have just arrived in Korea are not familiar with the place, so there is no way to contact them.
An Qing complained to him at the time, saying that a Chinese-Canadian actually went to work in South Korea, how busy he is!
At this time, An Qing had already entered high school, and her mind gradually opened up.Photos were uploaded one after another. Although a password was added, as an old friend, Kaizi was still able to go in and see.
Kaizi always hears An Qing complaining that she is not handsome, so after seeing An Qing's photos, she also complains that she is not very good looking.But in all fairness, An Qing is really not that good...well, this is a joke, An Qing is not considered a big beauty but also a little beauty.But no matter what beauty it is, once she likes otaku, it has nothing to do with the word beauty.
——Forget it, I’d better watch Happy Camp, I heard that there are Liu Shishi, Hu Ge and the others in this issue... It seems to be Xuanyuan Sword or something...
An Qing sent a message out of boredom, she doesn't like watching TV dramas and movies.She thinks TV dramas are too dark, and movies are too short, so reading novels is just right.But watching Happy Camp is her long-standing habit. Since she has the condition to watch reruns, she has never stopped.
After a while, Kaizi's penguin head flickered.
—Didn’t you say change it?This episode is not the Xuanyuanjian crew.
At this time, the pps had just finished buffering, An Qing froze for a moment, dragged back for a while, and found a group of men she had never seen before.
- rely on it!It's too deceitful for my feelings!The Xuanyuan Sword I have been looking forward to for a week has changed? !
An Qing mainly looks forward to the stars she is familiar with when reading fast books. If she is not familiar with them or they are not good-looking, An Qing will read them very boring. Although An Qing has never chased stars, she still likes a few stars based on her eyes. .She still likes Hu Ge and Liu Shishi, but she didn't expect Mango TV to replace Xuanyuan Sword quietly, and she doesn't know any of the big boys in this episode. These boys are pretty good, so I watched it, but because the Xuanyuan Sword that I was looking forward to was suddenly not broadcast, An Qing turned it off in a fit of anger and didn't want to watch it anymore.
——On Weibo, Kuaiben said that it was changed, and the trailer was also changed later, didn’t you notice?
The difference between Kaizi and An Qing is that he likes to watch TV and movies, and only reads books that are more famous and philosophical, not novels.As tc's number one variety show, Happy Camp is a must-see even in Korea.
——I don’t have Weibo and I don’t watch TV!how could I know?Hey wait, don't you have Weibo, don't you have Mango TV there too, how do you know?
An Qing bit the stick of the lollipop hard, and started Baidu to talk about Kuaiben changing the program.
After a long time, the other party replied to the message.
——I also heard from my roommate, our family Hanhan, you know, he has Weibo.
An Qing probably knew about Kaizi's roommate.It is said that six people rent a house, but when chatting, Kaizi and An Qing rarely talked about his roommates.It’s just that this person named Hanhan is indeed the person that Kaizi mentions most often. It is said that because this Hanhan classmate likes to check Weibo and so on, so he knows all about the world’s major events, and Hanhan usually tells Kaizi when there is any new news. child's.
——What exo-m is it?Korean group!I'm even less interested... Where are my Chinese children!
Kaizi also understands An Qing's indifference to foreigners, and she is not interested in the more popular TVXQ or SJ.
——Isn’t the Lee Jun Ki you like also Korean?
Kaizi complained calmly.
An Qing stretched out her claws and threw the lollipop stick into the trash bag next to her, and replied calmly.
——I just admire his beauty, it's really rare to see someone so beautiful these days...
——That group is not a purely Korean group, to be precise, it is a mainland group. They have four Chinese and two Koreans. The songs they sing are all Chinese songs, and they will also carry out activities in the mainland in the future.
——You understand it so thoroughly... Have you finished reading it?Chinese-Korean mixed race... Isn't this similar to that sjm made by Han Geng? Isn't this a Korean group... I remember that sjm in the quick book came before... But I don't remember anyone except Han Geng ...
——... That sjm was not made by Han Geng, it was made by SM company...
--puff! sm company == this kind of name...
--……Do not think too much……
——…I’m very pure, actually…
- I won't trust you anymore ==
——You must not despise me...
……
An Qing and Kaizi had tossed and tossed for a long time that day, but she didn't even read that issue in the end.
A Korean group I've never heard of, it's the same whether I see it or not.An Qing thought so.
Aite alone is more troublesome, and I am afraid of falling behind.In the future, when I update, I will reply behind the building of the last reply, and by the way, Aite~~
——Why do you want to go to Canada? How wonderful is that place? Everyone runs there?
——What is it called?Also, I went there to study in high school and came back after graduating from high school.
——A friend of mine immigrated to Canada, and now it is said that he is working in South Korea. You are not tired of running around... By the way, who are you going to play games with?
——Let's talk about it after I study and understand the game client in Canada...
An Qing lay powerlessly on the bed, straightened the computer desk on the bed, okay, at worst, I won't play games anymore.Originally, playing games on a laptop would be troublesome, not to mention that in a place like a university dormitory, the network is always in an unstable stage...
Just as he was struggling, the other party's portrait began to flicker again.
——I'm going to the airport, see you in Canada~
An Qing deeply despised this rich second generation, and tapped the keyboard a few times vigorously.
——Fuck off, get off...
Oh, kissing you on the keyboard, are you okay... After typing, An Qing began to feel distressed again.
The kid who just chatted with her is a typical rich second generation. The two met in a game.An Qing actually doesn't like playing games very much. Her biggest hobby is reading novels, but sometimes it's good to use games as a refresher.
Suddenly, a familiar online music sounded, still the old-fashioned "Don't be crazy about me ~ I'm just a legend ~".
An Qing rolled her eyes. This guy only set up this stupid online music for her, so that she could hear this sentence every now and then.A few times when the volume was turned up at home, this guy suddenly went online, almost scaring my parents...
- Can't you change the music?Change to something more popular?
Then An Qing began to wait. Based on her many years of experience, this guy who immigrated to Canada in the early years can speak English quite quickly, but Chinese is as slow as a snail.
Sure enough, after waiting for more than a minute, the other party replied.
——Aren't I afraid that you will ignore me~youknow?
——Don't drag English with me, ok?
Speaking of English, An Qing thought of the dying level [-]. She said that she extremely despised this kind of people who can speak both Chinese and English as well as their mother tongue.
——Why are you not playing games?
After a long time, the other party said such a sentence, An Qing felt sad and angry again.
——That guy Xiaoqianqian went to Canada, woohoo, you all bully people, woohoo.
——If he doesn't accompany you, you won't play, will you?
——I know him best in the game, why should I keep him after he's gone... Or you come to accompany me?
The other party was silent, and it took a long time to send three words...
--Not interested in.
—… I despise you!
——I'm busy, I have to work, and you who are in college can't understand the tragedy of wage earners like me.
——Busy your sister!You know how to watch movies, sleep, sleep, watch movies all day long, and you don’t play with me... Fingers~~
—You should read the novel.Also, being cute is not for you.
—… I still despise you!
An Qing and this guy have known each other for a longer time, to be precise, it dates back to five years ago, when An Qing was still in junior high school.
An Qing likes to read books. Before entering high school, she read more literary books. Of course, she doesn't know how much she can understand.After entering high school, An Qing prefers to read online novels. In Kaizi's words, the easy-to-understand ones are more suitable for her.
Kaizi is the guy who just made jokes with her.Kaizi wasn't originally called Kaizi, but if An Qing remembered correctly, it seemed to be called Kevin or Kate or Kai or something.Anyway, shortly after we first met, An Qing thought his name was too westernized and complained that she was trying to catch a girl, so this guy who didn't know whether his name was Kevin, Kate, or Kai got another nickname from then on. Called Kaizi.
The acquaintance between An Qing and Kai Zi is nothing new.When An Qing was a pure girl in junior high school, she once searched for "War and Peace" on the Internet, and accidentally saw a comment about "War and Peace", which was still in English. An Qing thought of everything on a whim There is a way to change the English version of this paragraph into a Chinese version, but I have to say that the translation machine is not very powerful, and the translation is messy, but An Qing thought that the author of the comment wrote a mess, so she complained about the author downstairs The writing is too frustrating.I originally thought that the poster was a foreigner and would not be able to understand Chinese, but I didn’t expect that he is actually a Chinese, or an ethnic Chinese, the kind who can speak both Chinese and English.
The next thing happened naturally.Originally, the host asked her to add msn to chat, but An Qing couldn't figure out how to use msn after poking around for a long time, so the other party applied for a qq number very understandingly.
This qq number has been used until now.The relationship between them has also changed from complaining to each other at the beginning to now... complaining to each other... Well, in fact, it hasn't changed at all after five years, right...
Kaizi is actually two years older than Anqing, but Anqing has always been unwilling to admit this. I have to say that Kaizi is really wretched enough. She always likes to complain but she still acts like a brother. Very handsome guy, great guy, great attitude.
That's right, Kaizi has emphasized more than once that he is handsome, and both the front and the side are prominent.And An Qing despised him every time.When it comes to Kaizi's appearance, An Qing's memory is still four or five years ago.Not long after they met, the two had a video.It's just that the monitor on An Qing's side is not turned on, and the other side is.After all, she is still a junior high school student. An Qing said that she was very worried about what would happen to the other party, so she stated in advance that she did not have a video before the video.
But Kaizi said he didn't care.When waiting for the real video, An Qing only felt that Kaizi had angular features and delicate features... Well, although these two words should not be connected together logically, that's how she felt at the time.There was plenty of light at that time, and Kaizi's hair was quite short, with a little bang on top, and the hair on both sides was so short that it looked like it had been shaved off.According to Kaizi, he just had his hair cut and that's why it happened.After knowing that Kaizi likes to play basketball, An Qing has actually been mentally prepared for a long time, because everyone in her class who likes to play basketball is darker than the other. When waiting for the video, she found that Kaizi is not as dark as she imagined, but she is not fair. A normal Chinese man.But because An Qing has always liked the little boy, so in An Qing's heart, Kaizi at that time was not handsome at all.
The reason for talking about that time is because only during that period, the two of them often made video calls, and they never happened again after that.At that time, An Qing took a screenshot of his video, and then sent it to laugh at how handsome he was.Later, because she had to change the computer, An Qing saved all the photos in a certain folder on the hard disk, and put them together with some anime photos she liked.But because there was no contact between the two for a long time, An Qing had long forgotten about the photo.After the two got in touch again, An Qing didn't bother to look for it anymore.Although An Qing is very face-blind, she has to meet a person at least a dozen times before she can remember it, and even if she hasn't seen her for a long time, she will still forget it.But for An Qing, Kaizi is just a netizen, the Internet is not trustworthy, and it doesn't matter whether she remembers her looks or not.Anyway, she knew that Kaizi was not ugly.
As mentioned before, the two had no contact for a long time. According to Kaizi, he was preparing to go abroad at that time, and he was going to South Korea to work.Those who have just arrived in Korea are not familiar with the place, so there is no way to contact them.
An Qing complained to him at the time, saying that a Chinese-Canadian actually went to work in South Korea, how busy he is!
At this time, An Qing had already entered high school, and her mind gradually opened up.Photos were uploaded one after another. Although a password was added, as an old friend, Kaizi was still able to go in and see.
Kaizi always hears An Qing complaining that she is not handsome, so after seeing An Qing's photos, she also complains that she is not very good looking.But in all fairness, An Qing is really not that good...well, this is a joke, An Qing is not considered a big beauty but also a little beauty.But no matter what beauty it is, once she likes otaku, it has nothing to do with the word beauty.
——Forget it, I’d better watch Happy Camp, I heard that there are Liu Shishi, Hu Ge and the others in this issue... It seems to be Xuanyuan Sword or something...
An Qing sent a message out of boredom, she doesn't like watching TV dramas and movies.She thinks TV dramas are too dark, and movies are too short, so reading novels is just right.But watching Happy Camp is her long-standing habit. Since she has the condition to watch reruns, she has never stopped.
After a while, Kaizi's penguin head flickered.
—Didn’t you say change it?This episode is not the Xuanyuanjian crew.
At this time, the pps had just finished buffering, An Qing froze for a moment, dragged back for a while, and found a group of men she had never seen before.
- rely on it!It's too deceitful for my feelings!The Xuanyuan Sword I have been looking forward to for a week has changed? !
An Qing mainly looks forward to the stars she is familiar with when reading fast books. If she is not familiar with them or they are not good-looking, An Qing will read them very boring. Although An Qing has never chased stars, she still likes a few stars based on her eyes. .She still likes Hu Ge and Liu Shishi, but she didn't expect Mango TV to replace Xuanyuan Sword quietly, and she doesn't know any of the big boys in this episode. These boys are pretty good, so I watched it, but because the Xuanyuan Sword that I was looking forward to was suddenly not broadcast, An Qing turned it off in a fit of anger and didn't want to watch it anymore.
——On Weibo, Kuaiben said that it was changed, and the trailer was also changed later, didn’t you notice?
The difference between Kaizi and An Qing is that he likes to watch TV and movies, and only reads books that are more famous and philosophical, not novels.As tc's number one variety show, Happy Camp is a must-see even in Korea.
——I don’t have Weibo and I don’t watch TV!how could I know?Hey wait, don't you have Weibo, don't you have Mango TV there too, how do you know?
An Qing bit the stick of the lollipop hard, and started Baidu to talk about Kuaiben changing the program.
After a long time, the other party replied to the message.
——I also heard from my roommate, our family Hanhan, you know, he has Weibo.
An Qing probably knew about Kaizi's roommate.It is said that six people rent a house, but when chatting, Kaizi and An Qing rarely talked about his roommates.It’s just that this person named Hanhan is indeed the person that Kaizi mentions most often. It is said that because this Hanhan classmate likes to check Weibo and so on, so he knows all about the world’s major events, and Hanhan usually tells Kaizi when there is any new news. child's.
——What exo-m is it?Korean group!I'm even less interested... Where are my Chinese children!
Kaizi also understands An Qing's indifference to foreigners, and she is not interested in the more popular TVXQ or SJ.
——Isn’t the Lee Jun Ki you like also Korean?
Kaizi complained calmly.
An Qing stretched out her claws and threw the lollipop stick into the trash bag next to her, and replied calmly.
——I just admire his beauty, it's really rare to see someone so beautiful these days...
——That group is not a purely Korean group, to be precise, it is a mainland group. They have four Chinese and two Koreans. The songs they sing are all Chinese songs, and they will also carry out activities in the mainland in the future.
——You understand it so thoroughly... Have you finished reading it?Chinese-Korean mixed race... Isn't this similar to that sjm made by Han Geng? Isn't this a Korean group... I remember that sjm in the quick book came before... But I don't remember anyone except Han Geng ...
——... That sjm was not made by Han Geng, it was made by SM company...
--puff! sm company == this kind of name...
--……Do not think too much……
——…I’m very pure, actually…
- I won't trust you anymore ==
——You must not despise me...
……
An Qing and Kaizi had tossed and tossed for a long time that day, but she didn't even read that issue in the end.
A Korean group I've never heard of, it's the same whether I see it or not.An Qing thought so.
Aite alone is more troublesome, and I am afraid of falling behind.In the future, when I update, I will reply behind the building of the last reply, and by the way, Aite~~
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