The internet is a piece of crap

After finishing the program in Wuhan, Team M was preparing to return to Korea the next day.

As soon as he got out of the car, Wu Fan received a gift of a doll, which looked cute, so Wu Fan hugged it in his arms and continued walking.

Because the fans were too enthusiastic, the manager's brother got mad again. Wu Fan expressed his embarrassment, and apologized to the fans with his teammates cryptically, but he didn't dare to let the manager's brother see it.But because of this, Wu Fan was even more afraid to ask the staff to help with the gifts, for fear that anyone who didn't notice would be thrown away.

After finally rushing out of the crowd and finding a place to sit down, Wu Fan had the time to carefully look at the doll in his hand.

"Is this an alpaca?" Wu Fan pulled the doll's head and asked the people around him.

"The legendary mud horse?" Zhang Yixing's eyes widened, poking and poking curiously.

"It's so cute!" Wu Fan pinched the alpaca's face, then took off the glasses on his face and put them on the alpaca.

"Wow, just right!" Zhang Yixing said in surprise, "Could it be that he is your son? Can all glasses be of the same model?"

Wu Fan was happy: "This is my son." Then he took off the scarf around his neck and put it on the alpaca, "Be good son, don't freeze!"

Zhang Yixing twitched a bit: "Hey, are you thinking your son is going crazy?"

"Qingqing can have a son, why can't I?" Wu Fan shook his head in shock, hugging the alpaca with a proud expression on his face.

"Is this comparable?" Zhang Yixing gave Wu Fan a look of disdain, and then stretched out his hand to tease the alpaca doll: "Camel, I'm your Uncle Xingxing, come, grab me!"

Wu Fan held the alpaca in front of Zhang Yixing, squeezed his throat deliberately and said, "Uncle Xingxing is a villain! I like Dad the most!"

Sister Cody next to her was finally amused. If she hadn't noticed that this was a public place, she would have sprayed it a long time ago.

At this time, Lin Xuanjun came over: "There is not enough business class, come with me to the economy class, you decide for yourself."

The six chattering children were stunned at the same time, and Lu Han reacted first, jumped up from his seat, rolling up his sleeves that hadn't been rolled up for a long time did not hinder his interest: "Come on! rule!"

Wu Fan hugged the alpaca and Zhang Yixing and turned around, and started the great cause of rock-paper-scissors with the others.

"Oh!" As soon as the result came out, everyone cheered without any surprise.

"Why me again?" Jin Zhong held his mouth shut and almost cried.

"Hey, don't cry, fans are watching!" Lu Han suddenly panicked: "This way, every time Zhong loses, let's do it again!"

"Zhong Da is too pitiful, let's do it again." Jin Minshuo said with a suppressed smile.

Seeing that the eldest brother had spoken, several people gathered together to carry out the "old rules".

The result of the second time was still Jin Zhongda who was back, Jin Zhongda looked at the brothers and brothers around him sadly and hesitantly, until he got scared of them, Lu Han sighed and said: "Forget it, let's do it again .”

The result of the third time was the same as before, Wu Fan twitched and waved his big hand: "This time it's not a chenchen, let's come five."

Others have long been vomiting blood due to this infinite loop, the captain's words are in line with public opinion, and Jin Zhongda is even more happy to say "thank you" in Chinese.

The five of them were gearing up for an ultimate PK, but they didn't expect that the outcome would be so clear, and the winner would be determined.Four fists and one scissors.Wu Fan hugged the alpaca and turned around silently. He couldn't help but burst out laughing.

The other four people clapped their hands and cheered happily, and the accompanying staff couldn't hold it anymore and couldn't laugh by themselves.

"Captain, thank you for your hard work." After Zhang Yixing and the others cheered, they turned to comfort the people around them.

"Captain, those who can do more work." Jin Minshuo showed off the idioms he had just learned.

"Captain, come on!" Huang Zitao shook his right hand and made a sign of cheering.

"Captain, thank you!" Jin Zhongda was moved and burst into tears.

"Captain, you can't rely on the society!" Lu Han finally concluded.

Wu Fan held his forehead with one hand and showed his big white teeth for a while, finally sighed, and held up the alpaca in front of his face: "You are all bad guys! I don't like you, I won't play with you! I'll play with Dad!"

"Hey Captain, this mud horse is so cute!" Lu Han laughed out loud.

"The captain is cute enough." Zhang Yixing answered with a nod.

Wu Fan didn't bother to talk to them, stood up and went to his manager: "Brother, let's go, I'll go with you to the economy class."

Lin Xuanjun, who just put away his smile, nodded, and was about to take him away, but Jin Zhongda was embarrassed: "Or I'll go."

"Okay, you lose every time, this time it's brother's turn." Wu Fan waved his hand to let Jin Zhongda cool off.

"It's a matter of character, you don't need to worry about him. Who told him not to let me touch grass and mud horses." Lu Han said gloatingly while holding Jin Zhongda.

Wu Fan thought that he was at the airport anyway, resisted the urge to finger the alpaca, and raised the alpaca again: "Hmph, I won't let you touch it! Little Lulu is a bad guy!"

"Why is he Uncle Xingxing, and he will become a little deer when he comes to me!" Lu Han gritted his teeth and quit.

"You are Marilyn Menglu!" Wu Fan gave him a blank look, and quickly left behind his manager.

As a result, the alpaca student inexplicably became the group favorite among animals, and it also became the "Life Winner Wu Tuomao" on the Internet.

"The camel is the winner in life!" Wu Fan, who had just put down the computer, teased the little doll with the name given to the alpaca by his fans.

Huang Zitao poked his head out from behind the computer, pouted dissatisfied: "They all said that the youngest member of our team is not me, and it's fine if it's not me, why did it become this thing?"

"Didn't you always want to have a younger brother? It's just right." Zhang Yixing next to him said coolly.

"That's different!" Huang Zitao pouted, and buried himself in the computer again.

At this time, the six people are surfing the Internet around the coffee table in the lobby, browsing the post bar, visiting the post bar, visiting Weibo, visiting Weibo, visiting Twitter, visiting Twitter, visiting the official website, visiting the official website, visiting Facebook, in short, everything that can be browsed everywhere.In recent days, the most frequently used word about exo-m is-Wu Tuotuo, the winner of life!

"By the way, the name Wu Tuotuo is so rural and non-mainstream." Lu Han rubbed his chin and complained.

"That's right, Wu Fan, why don't you give it a name?" Zhang Yixing also became interested.

"Then what's the name?" Wu Fan frowned and said, "Actually, I think Wu Tuotuo is also very cute."

"Brother, I really can't bear to complain about you." Huang Zitao said twitching.

"I can call you by another name." Jin Minshuo thought for a while and said: "You used to be called Kevin, you can give it this name, and it will be nostalgic."

"It's not so good. My son is called by my father's name. This is something only Westerners would do." Lu Han suddenly became amused as he spoke, "Why don't you call me Wu Erfan!"

"Ah?" Zhang Yixing was stunned for a moment: "Didn't you say it's not good to call Dad by his name?"

Lu Han looked at Zhang Yixing and blinked twice, then burst out laughing.

Only then did Zhang Yixing come to his senses, and said to Wu Fan with a smirk on his face: "No, Brother Fan, I didn't say you two..."

Wu Fan made a pistol gesture with his hand, and then shot Zhang Yixing: "You can disappear."

Zhang Yixing fell down and pretended to be dead.

"Yixing, you are such a dog!" Huang Zitao said disdainfully.

Wu Fan shot Huang Zitao back, and Huang Zitao let out an "oh" and lay down on the sofa unsteadily.

"..." Jin Zhong looked at Huang Zitao speechlessly: "You are also a dog leg."

Seeing Wu Fan raising his eyebrows and looking at him, Jin Zhongda smirked and waved his hands again and again, "No need, no need, I'll pour it myself." After speaking, he found a comfortable position and lay down.

Wu Fan nodded in satisfaction, and then asked the two people who were still alive: "What name do you think should be chosen?"

"Hey, didn't the company draw up several stage names for you back then? You can just pick one out of the eliminated ones." Luhan raised his attention happily.

"Then call it Ace! Wu Fan, didn't you like this name very much at the time?" Zhang Yixing quickly faked his own existence.

"Ace?" Wu Fan asked for other people's opinions, and seeing everyone's approval including the remaining two corpses, Wu Fan pulled the alpaca out of his arms in satisfaction: "Okay son, from today onwards , your name is Ace."

"This name is domineering." Jin Minshuo gave Ace a thumbs up.

"Thank you uncle for your compliment." Wu Fan said to Jin Minshuo with a smile while pinching his throat.

"What does Ace mean? Why are you so domineering?" Huang Zitao sat up blankly and asked.

"Probably means the best, the top." Zhang Yixing said, "You just need to understand."

"Oh." Huang Zitao nodded, thoughtfully: "The captain is indeed the best."

"Yes, the leader's number one disciple." Lu Han said twitching.

"My 22-year-old goal is to become like the captain, how can he be imperfect!" Huang Zitao said with a look of disgust.

Wu Fan, who was still flustered just now, heard this, and shot him down again, Huang Zitao fell down again.

Zhang Yixing looked at Huang Zitao who was so cooperative, shook his head and said: "It really is the number one disciple."

"By the way, Wu Fan, fans don't know that you named your son, or else you should announce it at the birthday party." Jin Minshuo interjected.

"Yes, your birthday can also be counted as Ace's birthday." Luhan said cheerfully, "Haha, this time the protagonist will become Ace!"

"This is fun, this is fun!" Huang Zitao lied again.

Wu Fan nodded thoughtfully: "That's it! I'll discuss it with my agent brother later!"

An Qing is in a particularly good mood today, and even the morning exercises that she hated so much in the past seem to have become very attractive.

"Today is the leader's birthday!" An Qing pulled Chen Yan, one moment she was discussing what to have for lunch, and the next second suddenly said such a sentence.

Chen Yan was completely speechless: "Your words have been in ink all morning, what we have for lunch has something to do with whether it's his birthday or not?"

"Of course there is nothing to do with a dime, but there is a relationship with eight yuan!" An Qing clenched her fists and said, "I've decided, I'm going to have a big meal today to celebrate the leader's birthday!"

"Eight yuan meal? Your leader is really sad." Chen Yan twitched and said.

"What do you know? This is called politeness and affection!" An Qing said triumphantly while hugging her son.

Chen Yan rolled her eyes and didn't bother to talk to her.

An Qing led the way, and was suddenly attracted by the sound of gongs, drums and firecrackers ahead: "Hey, Xiaoyu, what are you doing up front?"

Chen Yan also took advantage of the situation to look over, a group of people gathered around a certain place, and the formation was short of a red flag. "It seems to be someone from the Youth Association."

"Youth Association?" An Qing rubbed her chin and asked in doubt, "Do they also know that today is the birthday of the leader?"

"..." Chen Yan raised his eyebrows: "Hey, are you thinking too much?"

The two were about to pass by that place at this time, but they were pulled over by a member of the Youth Association.

"What? The [-]th National Congress? The [-]th National Congress is going to be held?" An Qing took the pen blankly: "What does the [-]th National Congress have to do with me? Ah? Sign? What kind of name?"

An Qing and Chen Yan looked at the other people, and found that most of them were drawn to make up the numbers, and they almost didn't know why they signed.

"Just sign it! It's the leader's birthday today, I'm so happy!" An Qing curled her lips, and then happily signed it.

Chen Yan couldn't help shaking his head seeing An Qing who was so convulsed.

By the time An Qing went online at night, all kinds of news about the party had already come out one after another.The most eye-catching one is naturally Ace, who was officially renamed by the king.

An Qing silently looked at her bear son, and then sighed: "Son, you have been with me for a year, your mother, I have never given you a name, I didn't expect your father to secretly give you a name like this. I took it...so your name is Ace!" An Qing was amused by her self-hypnosis while hypnotizing herself: "I've decided, from now on, your name will be Ace! Haha!"