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After talking with An Qing, Wu Fan turned off the computer and went to sleep.

Hearing the sound of the door opening, Lu Han, who had been hanging around outside all this time, walked in unsteadily, humming a song.

"It's already eleven o'clock, why did you come back?" Wu Fan asked without looking up, taking off the power supply and packing the notebook.

"Being dragged away by Shixun!" Lu Han had a bitter look on his face: "I should have come back an hour ago, but this kid won't let him go, so I can't just run away, right?"

Wu Fan glanced at Lu Han with an expression of "I knew it", then packed up and prepared to get under the covers.

Lu Han took off his coat to spread the quilt, and then suddenly stopped, looking at his bed with a little doubt: "Wu Fan, has someone slept in my bed?"

Wu Fan looked blank: "I don't know. I was also dragged by Cancan and the others until after nine o'clock. I didn't see anyone in the room!"

Lu Han frowned tightly, looked around carefully, then suddenly picked up the pillow towel and rushed out.

When Wu Fan saw this scene, he was overjoyed, and followed behind to go to the theater.

"Zhang Yixing!" Luhan angrily kicked a certain room

Kim Jong Dae and Kim Min Suk were studying their Chinese homework head to head, while Huang Zitao was holding a Korean book and reading with a sad face, and from time to time leaned over to point fingers.Seeing Lu Han's ferocious expression, the three of them were startled.

"Brother Xingxing was taken away by Zhong Ren before, it seems that he went to the company to practice dance?" Jin Zhongda said while recalling.

At this time, there were knocks on the door one after another, Lu Han narrowed his eyes, and rushed out through gritted teeth.

"What's the matter?" Jin Minshuo asked Wu Fan, wiping his sweat.

"Look at this..." Wu Fan hesitated for a moment: "It seems that Xingxing slept on Hanhan's bed, and even left evidence!"

"Hey, pitiful." Huang Zitao shook his head and sighed, there was no lack of gloating in his voice.

"I just told Kaikai and Xingxing not to get too close. One was infected with amnesia, and the other was infected with snooze. Can anybody climb into Master Lu's bed?" Wu Fan raised his eyebrows, and had fun together. .

"I slept in Xiaolu's bed before!" Huang Zitao said proudly.

"If he didn't see you crying like that, he would let you go to bed?" Wu Fan scorned.

"Exactly! Buy whatever you get!" Jin Minshuo held up a Chinese book at hand, while showing off a new sentence he had learned.

"Ah?" Wu Fan was at a loss, and looked intently—"I'm going, Baozi, have you finished reading this sentence, okay?"

"I can read this!" Jin Zhong raised his hand, "It's cheap to be a good boy!"

"And Sehun has slept in his bed more than once!" Kim Min Suk interjected.

"That's different!" Huang Zitao was dissatisfied: "It's Shixun who is playing a scoundrel! He always pesters Xiaolu!"

On one side, everyone collectively complained about Huang Zitao, on the other side, Zhang Yixing, who had just entered the door, was chased by Lu Han and ran away.

"Lulu Lulu...you, what are you doing!" Just after the dance practice, Zhang Yixing rushed back against the cold wind, Zhang Yixing didn't even have time to catch his breath, and saw Luhan rushing towards him with teeth and claws.

Zhang Yixing jumped away subconsciously, and started a circular motion around the hall.

"What do you think I'm doing?" Lu Han casually threw a pillow over: "Tell me! Are you sleeping on Grandpa's bed?!"

Zhang Yixing was stunned for a moment, almost caught by Lu Han who was chasing him, and continued to run quickly: "No, no, I don't!"

"You still dare to quibble!" Luhan raised the pillow towel in his hand with one hand: "Don't tell me that the suspicious residue on it is not yours! Among our members, you are the only one who drools while sleeping! How can you still be the manager if it's not you? !"

"Okay, okay, I admit it's me..." Zhang Yixing said with a sad face, "I'm Lay! I'm so tired! I just got too sleepy and accidentally went to the wrong room!"

"Brother Zhang is handsome! You shameless person! Can your amnesia be cured? I haven't been back to Korea for a few days, so I forgot where you live?" Lu Han threw another pillow and hit the heart!Facts have proved that there are specialties in the art industry, and it is still a bit difficult for a football player to think that he can shoot a three-pointer on target.

Wu Fan, who just came down from upstairs thinking about seeing the excitement, slowly took off the pillow that was slapped on his face, only to see that he, who has deeply grasped the essence of "Innocent Disaster", looked at him slowly and realized that he had done something wrong and suddenly silenced Luhan, then slowly threw the pillow on Zhang Yixing, shook his head, and said disdainfully: "My leader doesn't care about ordinary people like you!"

Zhang Yixing caught the pillow in a hurry, and was left speechless by Wu Fan's words.

Luhan laughed: "Master, I love you! Tell me, what do you want? I have a reward!"

Wu Fan raised his eyebrows: "You still want to give a reward? Give me your Chopper, we have been thinking about it for a long time!"

Huang Zitao smiled happily: "Brother, you are so kind, I know you love me!"

Lu Han was speechless: "We'll discuss this matter later! Master Rong will destroy this evildoer first!" As he spoke, he ran after him.

A bad three-point shot doesn't mean bad running. You must know that Master Lu is a young football player!Seeing that Lu Han chased after him before he finished speaking, Zhang Yixing didn't care about calling him a foul, and just threw the pillow away and hid in various ways.

"Captain! Brother! You can't do nothing!" Zhang Yixing looked at the four spectators standing on the stairs, his teeth itching with hatred and he couldn't say anything. Pulling past the tall and mighty Wu Yifan, he stepped in front of him.

Looking at Zhang Yixing's pitiful eyes, Wu Fan was happy in his heart but remained calm on the surface.

"Captain! Get out of the way, I have to take him in today!" Lu Han angrily tore the pillow cover in his hand, and said sinisterly.

Seeing that Wu Fan seemed to be pushing him out, Zhang Yixing grabbed Wu Fan desperately and refused to let him go.In a panic, Lu Han rushed forward regardless of 21.

"Oh!" Jin Minshuo, who was behind Zhang Yixing, walked upstairs subconsciously: "It's too bloody and violent, let's go upstairs, be careful of splashing blood!"

It has to be said that Jin Minshuo's sense of crisis is still very powerful. After the three of them ran to the top, they realized that the three people below had twisted together for some reason.

Lu Han is desperately trying to catch Zhang Yixing, Zhang Yixing is desperately trying to catch Wu Fan, Wu Fan is desperately trying to catch Luhan, it looks like a circle, but in fact it's still a circle, with constant cutting and chaos, pillows flying all over the sky , All kinds of accidental injuries.Then Wu Fan suddenly turned his head to catch Zhang Yixing, and at the same time Luhan turned to catch Wu Fan, Jin Minshuo and the three were dizzy, but found that Zhang Yixing suddenly turned around and inexplicably reached an alliance with Luhan to fight Wu Fan Fan, and then saw Wu Fan running away and running around.

"Isn't the captain a passer-by? Why was he besieged?" Huang Zitao looked at it for a long time but couldn't see why the matter developed like this.

"It may be that the captain's height has finally aroused public outrage." Jin Minshuo rubbed his chin, staring fiercely at Wu Fan's impressive height.

"Actually, Brother Minshuo is the only one who is jealous, right?" Jin Zhongda said silently, "Can you leave us alone?"

"Especially don't get me involved!" Huang Zitao interjected, "I will grow again! I will definitely be taller than the captain!"

Jin Minshuo was stimulated by the youngest line in this way, and felt that his elder brother's majesty was getting less and less, so he flexed his fists: "Are you looking for abuse?"

Huang Zitao grinned and made a martial arts gesture: "Baozi, I am an omnipotent Kung Fu Panda, I am not afraid of your Taekwondo! Zhong Da, come behind me! I will protect you!"

Kim Min-seok burst into tears, and was complained by the youngest, he didn't want to live!

Suddenly, Wu Fan's anxious voice came from a certain room downstairs: "Hey! Don't make trouble! Something happened! A gift! A gift for rice!"

Jin Minshuo didn't respond at first, but when he heard the last sentence, he suddenly realized that Wu Fan's voice came from his room!

When Jin Minshuo rushed to the room, he found that Luhan and Zhang Yixing were pretending to be passers-by with a pillow covering their faces, and Wu Fan smiled at him with an embarrassed face holding a crushed gift box.

"Who did it?" Jin Minshuo glanced around and found that other things in the room were arranged normally, and he felt a little relieved.

Before Wu Fan could make a sound, he saw the two disloyal guys take a big step back in unison.

Jin Minshuo nodded: "Very good."

"Eh...Minshuo...it's actually...an accident." Wu Fan swallowed hard, and asked others for help with his eyes.

Even if Jin Minshuo is a bun, he is still a big brother. How can others dare to touch him?

"Well, accident." Jin Minshuo nodded, with an inscrutable expression, people couldn't see his true mood at this time: "You go out first."

As soon as Wu Fan heard this, he wanted to leave with the crowd, but was stopped by Jin Minshuo's arm: "Should I tell you to go?"

Wu Fan twitched the corner of his mouth and let out a long "ah" in regret.

Lu Han gave him a self-seeking look, and then took the initiative to close the door.

Seeing that no one else was there, Wu Fan immediately put on a flattering expression: "Hey, Brother Baozi..."

Jin Minshuo ignored him, and just reached out to take the shapeless gift box in Wu Fan's hand, and carefully opened it, only to find that all the biscuits inside were broken.

Such delicate biscuits!Kim Min-seok's expression turned violent all of a sudden.

When Wu Fan saw the shattered biscuit, he had already sensed that something was wrong, and when he saw Jin Minshuo's expression, he felt that he was on the verge of extinction.So the brain was running fast, and he said stutteringly: "Min, Brother Minshuo, it doesn't matter if it's broken, you can save weight..."

Jin Minshuo put the biscuit on the bedside table, slowly rolled up his sleeves: "Wu Yifan, Huang Zitao knows martial arts, don't you?"

"Ah?" Wu Fan suddenly didn't understand what this matter had to do with Huang Zitao.

He couldn't figure it out after thousands of calculations. This big brother was just stimulated by the maknae.

"You always say that my little effort is just to tickle you. I think you miss my fists." Jin Minshuo moved his wrists and ankles, his face grim.

"Min, Brother Minshuo! Impulse is the devil!" Wu Fan aimed at the door, thinking that he could take the door and escape within a few steps.

But the facts have proved that people who have practiced martial arts are different, and the eldest brother is worthy of being the eldest brother.

The four people outside the door lay on the door and listened for a long time but did not understand why, Lu Han shook his head and sighed: "The sound insulation effect in our dormitory is too strong, I can't do anything about it. But I guess Wu Fan will not be able to get better this time... ...Let's retreat before we get blood splashed."

Huang Zitao nodded in a daze, then turned his head and said to Jin Zhongda: "Why do I seem to have heard of this just now?"

Admiralty remained silent and refused to comment.

No one knows exactly what happened to the captain in the eldest brother's dormitory, anyway, on the surface, it seems that the captain is fine, but seeing Brother Baozi's face relieved, a fool would believe that Wu Yifan is really fine .

However, neither Wu Fan nor Kim Min-seok mentioned a word.

Therefore, this incident has become a big unsolved mystery of the M team.