The internet is a piece of crap

There was no announcement recently, and it was rare for the company to give Wu Fan, who hadn't been home much, a small vacation.

Because of this, Ms. Wu deliberately postponed work and hurried back to Guangzhou from Canada, in order to bring a family that rarely gets together to have a big reunion.

Although the action was very secretive, without any staff accompanying him, Wu Fan was still discovered by powerful fans.

Sometimes, he really thinks that these lovely fans are really too smart...

Seeing fans’ excited publicity on Tieba Weibo, some fans in Guangzhou even said they would go to various places to pay attention, Wu Fan couldn’t help laughing out loud, sorry, I plan to spend the day at home with my family tomorrow Well, you may not see me anymore...

"Fanfan, it's time to eat!" Mama Wu cooked for her son and made a sumptuous dinner for her son.

"Son, what are you and that An Qing going to do?" Father Li, who had been silent all this time, suddenly asked.

Wu Fan almost choked on the rice: "Aha? Dad, how do you know Qingqing?"

"Eat slowly, no one will grab you!" Mother Wu gave Wu Fan a blank look: "Of course I told him!"

Wu Fan secretly wiped his sweat: "What's the matter, Dad, don't be so ambiguous, okay?"

"Did I say it was ambiguous or was it already ambiguous?" Father Li didn't plan to let his son go: "You two have been together for so many years, so you don't plan to settle down?"

"Dad, stop joking." Wu Fan said helplessly, "I just debuted now, how could I think about such a thing?"

"So what you are worried about is that you have just debuted, not that your partner is An Qing?" Father Li found the point in an instant.

Wu Fan smiled awkwardly: "Well, I admit that I have a good impression of her, but we have never really thought about it, neither I nor she. We are really just very good. Just friends."

"Just friends? But how did I hear that your teammates have acquiesced in the relationship between you and Qingqing?" Mama Wu interjected.

"Mom, they're just messing around with nothing to do, as long as you don't think too much." Wu Fan was confused, how could my mother know about these guys' private affairs?The first thing that flashed in Wu Fan's mind was Zhang Yixing, followed by Park Chanyeol!Both of these things are possible... It seems that when I go back, I have to clean up the house.

"But I really like Qingqing to be my daughter-in-law." As soon as Wu's mother said this, Wu Fan was completely defeated.

"Mom, don't think about it. It's impossible for me to fall in love with my current job. Let alone my company is an SM company. Even if it's just an ordinary entertainment company, I won't allow this. Yes." Wu Fan was really a little annoyed.

"Isn't it just debut? Why can't you fall in love when you just debut? It's not like there is no such example. Isn't Zhang Jie Xie Na, and she has received many blessings." Wu's mother said dismissively.

"But I'm not Zhang Jie, and Qingqing won't be Xie Na." Wu Fan sighed and said, "What's more, our company's male group has always used the CP in the group to attract fans' attention. If Zhang Yixing and I kiss, the fans will They're going to be high, but if I say I'm in a relationship with a woman, it's really game over, I'm fine with it, but it's going to hurt our whole team."

"Don't talk about these things, tell mom, do you like An Qing?" Wu's mother interrupted Wu Fan and asked seriously.

"I like it." Wu Fan replied without hesitation: "If I were to choose a woman to spend the rest of my life with me, so far, I hope she is An Qing."

"That's enough." Mama Wu smiled with satisfaction.

"But mom, the premise of all this is that I'm not an artist!" Wu Fan was sad, he felt that his mother didn't listen to him at all.

"Then just treat yourself as not an artist." Madam Wu smiled and said, "Don't worry about other things. Mom is here, and she can help you."

Wu Fan frowned, he knew that his mother was still very strong in some aspects.But he is not the kind of real rich second generation, at least SM company is something they can't compete with.How did the mother want to help?

"It's a big deal, let's wait a few years and wait until our combination is more stable, okay?" Wu Fan really didn't know how to dispel his mother's unrealistic thoughts.

"Son, I heard from your mother that An Qing wants to have her graduation certificate and her marriage certificate when she graduates. If you don't hurry up... hey, don't regret it in the future." Father Li interjected leisurely beside her.

Wu Fan raised his forehead, can he be silent?

"Trust your mother." Li's father patted Wu Fan's shoulder: "I also believe in your father. In fact, we can have the best of both worlds."

Wu Fan didn't know what method his parents used to contact the company, but in the end the company replied that they should not be exposed, not leak a word of information to the outside world, and not meet with him in private without the company's knowledge, otherwise the consequences will be at their own risk.

"Next, it's up to you." Wu's mother looked at Wu Fan with a look of relief: "If you were just an ordinary wage earner, would she be with you? Mom believes in you, and she also believes in Qingqing."

An Qing was stunned by the news that the leader suddenly appeared in Guangzhou, and she was at a loss until the afternoon class: "Xiaoyu Xiaoyu, tell me, is the leader driven crazy by those tormenting younger brothers?" , so he ran away from home?"

"Well, it's possible." Chen Yan answered absent-mindedly while playing Tetris.

"Throw all the mess to the manager brother, and then sneak away by yourself?" An Qing was imagining infinitely, and excitedly shook Chen Yan's hand back and forth: "Oh, so cute!"

"..." Chen Yan silently looked at Tetris, which he failed because of An Qing's trouble, and said calmly, "I still think that Zhang Yixing is quite handsome."

"Hey? Isn't it Chen? How did you become Zhang Yixing?" An Qing was at a loss.

"That Chen is the one I saw who looks handsome when he lowers his head. Last time I went to see the Happy Camp you mentioned, I found that Zhang Yixing is still more handsome." Chen Yan took back the phone and put on a long talk: "Again It's that Luhan, but I really don't think your family teacher is so handsome..."

"..." An Qing looked at Chen Yan with contempt: "Our leader is handsome everywhere!"

"I prefer the part where Zhang Yixing suddenly changes his face while playing the music before dancing. It's quite handsome." Chen Yan nodded while thinking: "Hey An'an, do you have any other solo dances he did? I mean the video .”

"Video?" An Qing thought for a while and said, "Why don't you go to the teaser, it's just a preview, I'll find the address of the video and send it to you at night."

Seeing Chen Yan nodding, An Qing became elated again: "Do you think they are good? You like Zhang Yixing, right? It would be great to find such a husband! The best man!"

"Hey, you're thinking too much..." Chen Yan was speechless: "I just see that among their groups, Zhang Yixing is the only one who is more pleasing to the eye, so I don't really like it... Besides, I have requirements for my future husband , my goal is Sanyang Kaitai!"

"Aha?" An Qing was at a loss: "What?"

"Aren't I a sheep? I want to find someone who also belongs to the sheep and have a baby in the year of the sheep." Chen Yan raised three fingers: "Look, the three sheep are prosperous!"

"..." An Qing broke into a sweat, and suddenly said ambiguously: "It just so happens that Zhang Yixing is also a sheep! Just let him follow you!"

"..." Chen Yan was completely speechless: "Do you dare not include exo in every sentence!"

"Hey, there's no way... My mind is full of them now..." An Qing smirked.

"Anyway, don't try to hypnotize me anymore." Chen Yan rolled her eyes and said, "Even if I'm chasing stars, I won't go after them. I'm absolutely loyal to our family, Aaron!"

"Hmph..." An Qing curled her lips secretly, Xiao Yu is a bad silver!

In the evening, just as An Qing sent the video to Chen Yan, she received a voice request from Kaizi.

"Haha, Kaizi! Today's leader is so handsome!" An Qing said excitedly, "He suddenly appeared in Guangzhou, haha, so cute!"

If Wu Fan in the past heard this, he might secretly be happy, but now for some reason, he couldn't stop the sourness in his heart.

What An Qing likes is exo-m's captain kris, she is crazy about kris, she pays attention to kris all the time, what she thinks about is kirs, not him!

Kris is the captain of the idol group, but in An Qing's heart he is just an ordinary netizen!

"Hello, Kaizi? Why are you silent?" An Qing felt flustered for some reason when she couldn't hear the voice from the other side.

"Qingqing." Wu Fan thought again and again, but he was still about to say it: "I remember you said that your dream is to marry a top-quality handsome young man Xiao Shou when you graduate, or even before graduation, and make a guest appearance in the family Cook a woman, watch the live-action version of BL, and then be a house girl for the rest of your life, right?"

"Yes, but that's just a dream." An Qing smiled and said, "Why did you suddenly mention this?"

"Qingqing, I'm just an ordinary overseas worker. I can't say how good-looking I am, but I can still be called a beautiful boy. You always say that I am a small subject. What do you think of my standard?" Wu Fan said I was also extremely apprehensive, for fear that the other party would say something decisive.

Unsurprisingly, An Qing was silent for a long time before she smiled and said, "Are you joking?"

"I'm not joking." Wu Fan said seriously: "Think about me?"

"You... are you chasing me?" An Qing finally realized, not to mention how entangled she was.

"Yes, I'm chasing you, it's obvious, okay?" Wu Fan couldn't laugh or cry.

"Hey... this is a big deal..." An Qing rubbed her hair, sighed and said, "Kaizi, I should have told you about my real-life criteria for choosing a mate, right? The previous one was just a dream, let's be more realistic." To be honest, my requirements are really not high. I don’t need to be handsome, just look pleasing to the eye, and I don’t need to be rich, as long as I don’t have to worry about mortgages for the rest of my life. It’s fine to live alone. You don’t need a car, I don’t even need a diamond ring, and he doesn’t need how romantic he is, as long as he knows how to live.”

"I'm sure I can afford you." Wu Fan almost swore.

"But Kaizi, you seem to have overlooked a lot of things." An Qing frowned: "For me, love is not just a matter between two people, but love is a matter between two families."

Hearing An Qing's words, Wu Fan panicked for no reason.

"The distance between us is very different. My home is in the northeast of China, and your home is far away in Canada." An Qing said with a wry smile: "Even if you are working all over the world now, you will still be working in China in the future." Most of them, but don’t forget, your head office is in South Korea, and your future residence is Beijing!”

"I'm just an ordinary girl. My family, my relatives and friends, and my roots are all in this small city in the northeast. I can't abandon everything and go to another strange place with you alone. place." An Qing said and sighed again: "Kaizi, be realistic, we are just a network, we are still strangers to some extent."

"What if I don't need you to run around with me, and I can go to your hometown to settle down?" Wu Fan responded calmly: "I just want to exercise more while I am young, so these few years will be very busy, I It may not even be by your side, but as long as you want, we can get married right away."

"Kaizi, how can there be so many what-ifs in this world?" An Qing shook her head and said, "Don't say anything you're not sure about."

"Just tell me, do you like me or not?" Wu Fan said as if betting everything.

An Qing was silent. She thought of the details of the two of them being together these years. Although they were separated by a long network cable, no matter what festival or event, they spent it together.Happy or unhappy, both of them talk to each other, encourage each other and comfort each other.An Qing's hands subconsciously put on the little flying dragon next to her. Looking at the row of little dolls given by Kaizi, An Qing suddenly remembered the happy birthday song he once sang to herself, and...at least there is you.

An Qing suddenly laughed, and she heard herself say: "I admit, I like you, I like you very much, the kind I like very much. But Kaizi, you have to see the reality clearly, and don't dream about the impossible. Between us The distance between them is not just a network cable."

Hearing this, Wu Fan secretly breathed a sigh of relief, as long as you like this sentence, that's enough for me. "Qingqing, sometimes you are too mature and rational, can't you be crazy once?"

An Qing was silent for a while, and then said: "It's not that I haven't been crazy, but this kind of thing will involve the rest of my life. I told you, if I was destined to break up, then I would never start, so I have lived for 20 years and have never been in a relationship. It is impossible for me to ignore everything for the word 'love'. I will not say anything else. I remember you said that you were a southerner before you immigrated. Southerners and northerners How big are the differences in people's living customs? Can I list them one by one for you? No matter how sincere love is, we still need to know how to live after we get married. The differences between us really can't be eliminated by "love". We haven’t even met each other, all we know about each other is only from the Internet, the difference between the Internet and reality, should we use ‘love’ to eliminate it? Love is really busy!”

"I can cooperate with you," Wu Fan said immediately, "I can try my best to cooperate with you, trust me, okay?"

"What do you want me to believe in you?" An Qing said weakly, and both of them fell silent.

Afterwards, Kaizi wanted to leave the QQ account of An Qing's parents, saying that his parents wanted to talk to An Qing's parents. An Qing was already flustered, so she explained a few words to her parents, and handed over the QQ account with her parents' consent. .

After waiting for an hour, I don't know what the two sides talked about. Mother An only said a word to An Qing.

"Qingqing, you are still young, just do what you want and don't regret it."

An Qing let out a long sigh, Kaizi, you are cruel!An Qing solemnly clicked on QQ, typed a few words hard and sent it.

"Okay, then I'll be crazy for once! However, I need to conduct a period of investigation on you, you are not my boyfriend yet!"

Should I really believe him in this kind of illusory online dating?An Qing hugged the little flying dragon, looked at the dark ceiling, and sighed faintly.