The internet is a piece of crap

The sun was shining brightly on Sunday morning, and it was such a beautiful day without notice, especially today that I didn't have to go to work, and a dormitory that was always noisy was now extremely quiet.

Huang Zitao was woken up by a stomachache, and he didn't know what he ate last night, so he got up from the bed in a daze, rubbed his eyes, and planned to get up and go to the WC to wash up and practice basic skills.

When passing by Jin Minshuo's room, Huang Zitao glanced subconsciously, and found that the inside was very clean and tidy, the quilts were all folded, and no one was there.

Huang Zitao tilted his head and didn't know what he was thinking, so he wandered to the door of the bathroom.

He stretched out his hand to push the door, but it didn't move, it was locked.Huang Zitao regained his energy in an instant, and squatted on the door with a groan: "Xiu Min Xiu Min! You're not in there, right? You're not in, right?"

There was a sound of splashing water coming from the door, and Brother Baozi's muffled voice: "I'm not here!"

Huang Zitao was about to cry. At this time, Jin Zhongda came down from the stairs with his hand covering his stomach. When he saw Huang Zitao standing at the door with a mournful face, he immediately understood: "Brother Minshuo is inside?!"

Huang Zitao nodded in pain, Jin Zhong sighed, and hugged Huang Zitao.What else can I do, at the speed that Brother Baozi is in the bathroom every morning... let's just sit and wait...

Zhang Yixing stretched his arms and went downstairs, the first thing he saw was the two sleeping together on the sofa in the dark.Zhang Yixing tilted his head, a little confused, didn't Zhong Da say that he had a stomachache and needed to go to the bathroom?Why did it end so quickly?And hooked up with Huang Taoer?

Zhang Yixing pursed his lips in confusion, the dimples were exposed and he didn't realize it, he just reached out and scratched his head, um, it's time to wash his hair.So he walked to the bathroom.

As soon as he arrived at the door of the bathroom, he saw the door opened with a bang, and Jin Minshuo walked out of it refreshed and wrapped in a towel.Zhang Yixing himself was still in a semi-confused state, so he greeted vaguely and went into the bathroom.

Jin Minshuo watched helplessly as the bathroom door was closed, and then he was a little dazed, where is Zitao?Isn't he coming?And Zhong Da, did you hear his voice just now?How did it become Yixing in the blink of an eye?

Jin Minshuo looked around, and found two people lying on the sofa not far away behind his back.

Jin Minshuo wiped his neck with a towel in one hand, then walked over to pat the two babies.

"Why are you sleeping here? Don't you go to the bathroom?"

Huang Zitao and Jin Zhongda were woken up, but when they opened their eyes, they found that the person standing in front of them was someone who was supposed to be in the bathroom, and immediately jumped up from the sofa excitedly.

"I'm going to suffocate, I'll go first!" Huang Zitao relied on his long legs to run first, but was caught by Jin Zhongda: "My stomach hurts to death, I'll go first!"

"Oh, come first, come first, don't play tricks!" Huang Zitao struggled, but he didn't dare to use too much force. He was really afraid of using too much force and accidentally solved it on the spot.

"I'm an older brother, let me go!" Jin Zhongda refused to let go.

"What kind of logic is this? Isn't it right that the elder brother lets the younger brother?" Huang Zitao argued hard.

"Do you all have a stomachache?" Jin Minshuo who was on the side finally understood the point.

"Yes!" Jin Zhongda and Huang Zitao said in unison.

"Oh." Jin Minshuo nodded: "Okay, don't argue, Yixing went in when I came out."

Admiralty and Huang Zitao were stunned for a moment, then hurried over: "Yixing! Brother Xingxing! What are you doing?"

There was still the sound of splashing water inside, followed by Zhang Yixing's calm voice: "I'm washing my hair, what's wrong?"

"My stomach hurts!" The two said in unison again.

The sound of water inside stopped for a moment, and then the bathroom door swung open, Zhang Yixing grabbed his head with one hand and held the door with the other: "How about... you guys come in a squatting toilet? Then I will wash on the side... Is this okay?"

Huang Zitao was happy: "As long as you don't think it smells bad, of course we can!"

Zhang Yixing remained silent, raised his eyebrows, and asked who came in with his eyes.

Admiralty was still dragging Huang Zitao desperately to prevent him from entering, Huang Zitao turned his head: "Okay, then follow the old rules!"

As a result of the old rules, Huang Zitao happily went in and slammed the door shut.

Jin Zhong cried and looked at his hands, why did he always lose? ! !

Jin Minshuo sighed, and patted Jin Zhongda on the shoulder: "Things like rock, paper, scissors...you should learn from Luhan, he always wins games."

Jin Zhong sobbed: "I've asked Brother Lu many times, but it doesn't work at all!"

Jin Minshuo was silent: "That can't be helped, this should be related to IQ."

Jin Zhong squinted: "Brother, what did you say?"

Jin Minshuo ran away silently: "It's okay, it's okay, just keep waiting."

Jin Zhong pursed his mouth and squatted at the door of the toilet to draw circles.

Jin Minshuo, who was about to leave, twitched: "What are you doing here..."

Jin Zhong raised his head, mournful and hesitant: "I don't dare to go to another place to stay anymore, what if I turn around and the bathroom is occupied by someone again?"

Jin Minshuo wiped his sweat: "Don't worry about it, those two people who haven't gone downstairs... If there is no accident, they won't get up within an hour..."

Jin Zhongda was stunned, thinking of the two sleeping gods, nodded in agreement, then got up, fell down on the sofa and continued to sleep with peace of mind.

The so-called unsatisfactory life is probably nine out of ten, like Jin Zhongda.

When Huang Zitao pushed and shoved him up, he realized that he hadn't been taken care of for 10 minutes, and there was someone in the toilet again? !

"Xiaolu also seems to have a stomachache." Huang Zitao's words shattered all of Jin Zhongda's hopes.

"What's the matter, why do you all have a stomachache?" Jin Minshuo, who had changed into casual clothes, came over curiously: "Did you eat something that hurt your stomach yesterday?"

Huang Zitao shook his head subconsciously, feeling guilty for no reason, and looked at Admiralty with embarrassment.I saw that Jin Zhongda also suddenly realized, but he still said: "No, no, it should be nothing!"

Jin Minshuo raised his eyebrows, and looked at Zhang Yixing who was watching the play, and saw that the other party's eyes were full of doubts.

There is a situation.

Half an hour later, in a certain room upstairs, the mobile phone rang one after another persistently. The person who was rolling on the bed with the quilt in his arms didn't pay attention at first, but it was almost subconscious. The familiar ringtone of the mobile phone was translated, and then he immediately sat up and put the mobile phone to his ear: "Hello? Brother? Is there something wrong?" The voice was so clear that it didn't look like someone who hadn't woken up.

"Yeah? Brother Kris, who are you calling?" A familiar low-pitched voice came from the other end of the phone.

Wu Fan was stunned for a moment, held the phone in front of him, stared at it for a while, then slowly put it back to his ear: "Park Chanyeol, why does your ringtone change to this on my phone? Don't tell me You didn't change it." The point is that this ringtone used to be used exclusively by the manager's brother, okay? ! !Why is it your Park Chanyeol now? !

"Haha, I think it suits me very well!" Park Chanyeol laughed out loud.

"... Where do you think this song is suitable for you?" Wu Fan was powerless, how could you be a wolf from the north!At best a giant teddy!Also, this is obviously a Chinese song, are you sure you can understand it? !

"I asked Zitao! He said this song is very good, and he translated it for me. The name is "I am the Wolfdog of the East". The content is also very interesting, so I put it on my incoming call. " Park Chanyeol said happily.

Wu Fan nodded, very good, the north turned into the east, and the wolf turned into a wolf dog: "Park Chanyeol! Huang Zitao, do you dare to believe it?! Don't you know how bad his Korean is?!"

"Hey? Is the translation wrong?" Park Chanyeol was at a loss: "I saw that Brother Lu was smiling very happily, and he didn't refute it. I thought it was right!"

Wu Fan raised his forehead, what are you guys doing with my phone behind your back? !

"Let's not talk about that, why did you call me so early in the morning?" Wu Fan's tone was low, with the attitude of "I'll fight you if you don't give me a good reason".

"Ah ha? Ah, that's right. To put it bluntly, he and Shixun went to a barbecue restaurant with his brother Tao Zhongda last night to eat barbecue. They had made an appointment to go again today, but both of them had diarrhea in the morning. In vain, he said it might be because of the barbecue that ruined his stomach, and he wanted to ask if he wanted to change the place." After Park Chanyeol finished speaking in one breath, Wu Fan was even more confused, what and what is this, why didn't he find the point?

"Wait, blah, blah, blah, blah... can you explain in more detail, I don't seem to understand much, what does this have to do with me?"

"Oh, please be more specific? It was originally Shixun and Baibai who were talking about this, but I overheard it, so Baibai asked me if I want to go, and then I came to ask you, Brother Kris! Brother Kris, do you want to go?" Are you going?" Park Chanyeol's tone was full of anticipation at this time, and Wu Fan seemed to be able to see his tail wagging desperately behind him on the phone.

But... Wu Fan rubbed his forehead, thought for a long time before he came to his senses, then sighed helplessly and said: "Cancan, didn't you find a problem?"

"What's the problem?" Park Chanyeol was puzzled.

"The problem is, that guy Bai Baixun, Hanhan Chenchen and Huang Zitao, the five of them abandoned us last night and had a meal alone, and it was a strictly forbidden thing like barbecue during weight loss." Wu Fan was helpless, Bian Boxian also I can fool you, if you are caught, you are the only one who doesn't think about the main points of the matter!

"Ah!" Park Chanyeol immediately came to his senses, "It seems to be the case..."

Wu Fan sighed: "Forget it, let's not talk about this, you can call everyone who is okay, come to our dormitory, and go out to eat together in a while."

"Okay!" Park Chanyeol happily hung up the phone, and Wu Fan lay on his back but didn't want to get up.

Helpless, because the members of Team K would have to come over soon, Wu Fan still struggled to get up.

When passing by the hall, Wu Fan glanced at the two armies confronting each other on the sofa in a daze, and then went into the bathroom.

After rinsing with some water, Wu Fan splashed the water on his face with the toothbrush in his mouth, and continued brushing his teeth after feeling refreshed.It was only at this time that I felt that the hall was a bit weird, Wu Fan spat out the things in his mouth, and probed: "What are you doing?"

I saw that although Zhang Yixing and Kim Minshuo were few in number, they did not lose. They absolutely overwhelmed the three unreasonable guys.

"The three of them definitely did something behind our backs! We asked and still didn't admit it!" Jin Minshuo said dissatisfiedly.

"Oh." Wu Fan retracted his head, rinsed his hands with some water, and then leaned out again: "Isn't it just that I went to eat barbecue with Bai Baixun last night? Is there anything you dare not admit?" After finishing speaking, Continue to wash, regardless of the messy hall.

"What, what? You really dare to eat alone!" Zhang Yixing yelled angrily while captivating his sleeves, "If I don't clean up, you guys really think that I'm Hunan hot hand Xingye for nothing?!"

"Hey! Yixing, don't be impulsive, I'm also a big brother..." Lu Han called out weakly.

"Hmph, little deer, do you still know what a brother is?" Jin Minshuo looked over with a gloomy face, Lu Han instantly silenced, and then ran away, even Jin Zhongda and Huang Zitao followed, and the remaining two were naturally Hurry up.

Wu Fan, with a toothbrush in his mouth, watched the situation blankly, shook his head and sighed, and continued to brush his teeth.

Due to the weather, Naxin lasted all morning on Sunday, and Anqing was naturally happy to surf the Internet in the dormitory in the afternoon.

It's been a long time since I saw Kaizi, so when I saw the other party was online, both parties turned on the voice at the same time.

"Wow, are you at the vegetable market?" An Qing couldn't help being a little surprised when she heard the other party's noisy voice that day.

"Ah, it's my colleagues. They are resting today. They are all playing in our dormitory. Don't worry about them. I'll just close the door." Wu Fan closed the door of his room as he spoke, and the sound outside was immediately blocked. .

Seeing that only Kaizi's voice was left on the other side, An Qing chatted with him bored.As we talked, we naturally mentioned exo which both parties wanted to mention.

"I found that many people who like exo are very interested in Korean entertainment. Sometimes when I chat with them, I am at a loss." An Qing said helplessly.

"For example?" Wu Fan asked with deep interest.

"For example, a friend of mine mentioned the Gengche Party to me. I've heard about Han Geng. She always said that Kim Heechul made me confused, and then she told me a lot of things about Kim Heechul." An Qing was depressed. Said: "And I almost don't remember it now, but I remember that she seemed to say that Kim Heechul is a lunatic, but that lunatic can actually get a master's degree."

"Hehe." Wu Fan smiled awkwardly, how should he answer without disrespecting seniors?

"However, I think Hu Yifei can still study for a Ph. Bian Moji Love Apartment, how can I, a guy who only reads novels, watch TV dramas? After reading it, I can only say that the world is full of all unknown possibilities, and ever since Zaiguo buingbuing, I feel that it is incredible It’s all justified!”

Hearing the word buingbuing, Wu Fan became even more embarrassed, Senior Xiche, you are a poor fellow who is dead, please go..."Ah, by the way, Qingqing, you mentioned Kim Heechul just now, so what about exo? How do the brothers feel?"

An Qing frowned, thinking: "Well, it feels like... I still have no feelings for foreigners..."

Wu Fan sweated furiously: "You are discriminating against nationality!"

"It's okay..." An Qing smirked: "By the way, I have a psychological shadow on that TVXQ..."

"What psychological shadow?" Wu Fan was slightly curious.

"It was when I was in high school. My wife, oh, was a good friend in high school. She came back from a vacation and suddenly told me that she was obsessed with Dongfang Shenqi." An Qing said seriously: "I just thought, oh, TVXQ, I liked TVXQ when I was at the same table in junior high school, so I didn’t take it seriously. In the end, within two days, my wife told me with a sad face that TVXQ had disbanded.”

"..." Wu Fan blinked his eyes twice, and before he could speak, he heard a familiar manic laughter behind him.

Wu Fan was startled, turned around, only to find a group of people standing behind him, and Lu Han was the first to bear the brunt of it with a very high smile.

"Hey, Kaizi, this is a sad story, you don't have to laugh like this?" An Qing wondered, Kaizi laughed so much, why did he suddenly laugh like this?