The internet is a piece of crap

Because the school's sports meeting, which is more deceptive than the Olympic Games, is held only once in ten years, all activities have been postponed indefinitely.Among them is the most important thing at the beginning of each year, the recruitment of new clubs.

In previous years, the recruitment of new clubs ended before the [-]th, but this year's sports meeting disrupted all plans, causing the recruitment to be postponed to the second Saturday and Sunday after the [-]th.

An Qing is neither the president nor the vice president, neither the minister nor the vice minister in the society. Generally speaking, she has no position, just a soy sauce.But what she didn't expect was that she, who made soy sauce, was busier than ordinary people who didn't make soy sauce.

This time Naxin cosplay mainly follows the old-style route, so a few well-dressed men and women are responsible for performing shows, soliciting customers, and walking around the venue.

Besides the coser, there were only a few people who had nothing to do, including An Qing.Therefore, An Qing was pulled to sit behind a desk with a deputy agency to answer questions, and... collect agency fees!

Well, the collected money does not belong to her, so there is nothing to be excited about...

Although it seems that it only needs to answer the doubts of the newcomers, since it is recruiting newcomers, it is natural to publicize the passers-by, so the following dialogue appeared...

"Sister, what does the animation club do?"

"The animation club is where everyone chats about anime and plays together. You can also cosplay and make your favorite anime characters live. The club also produces some programs and competitions. These are cosplay."

"But what if I don't want to cosplay?"

"It doesn't matter! This is voluntary! You can also play with everyone. Each department has its own tasks. Just complete these. In fact, the main thing is to play together!"

"Oh, what does the beauty department do?"

"It's just for cosplayers to make up."

"What if I don't know how to put on makeup?"

"It's okay! We will teach you!"

"Can't you learn what to do?"

"It's okay! I've been in the beauty department for a year, and I don't even know how to make up now!"

"Sister, what does the props team do?"

"It's just making props and doing post-production."

"What can't be done?"

"It's okay! We will teach you!"

"What does the propaganda team do?"

"Draw promotional posters and make publicity!"

"What can't be done?"

"It's okay! We will teach you!"

"Oh, but I don't watch anime much..."

"It's okay! It doesn't matter if you don't like anime! As long as you have a heart that wants to play, everyone can be happy together! It doesn't matter if you don't like to play! Anyway, you will come, you will never regret it!"

"..."

After successfully signing a few more girls and men, An Qing wiped the sweat from her forehead to calm down her slightly excited mood just now.

Seeing the vice president looking at her with admiration, she was very satisfied.Well, she admitted that there was no admiration at all, it was all made up by her own imagination, and the expression on the assistant's face was obviously twitching...

A few cosplayers who came back from a lap came over, pushing and shoving: "Make two signs for us, one with the letter 'seeking a girl', and the other with a letter 'seeking a man', speed!"

This is a good idea. The president picked up a big foam board and thought about making it into two parts, but he didn't know how to do it after gesturing for a long time.

Seeing this, the director of the props department took a half-edged sword from the sword standing beside him, and pulled it out majestically: "Get out of the way, I'll do it!"

As a result, everyone can make up for it.

In short, in the end, the fox demon and the red and blue nightshade left contentedly holding "Sister Qiu" and continued to the playground.A certain person in a seductive red dress is also the only beauty in an ancient costume among the boys today. I saw him tossing his long wig, dragging a robe that slightly dragged the floor, and holding the "begging man" in one hand. This kind of money left.

The other cosers hugged their clothes and rested in the shed because it was too cold. Seeing the two groups of people leave like this, they couldn't help but sigh, these days, women beg for girls, men beg for men, animation clubs are so blatantly gay okay?

The venues where new clubs are recruited are drawn by lottery, and the president very reluctantly draws the one on the farthest side, and it is the most remote side, so there are always few people, and no one comes.

Seeing this, An Qing, who was bored, hugged her son Xiong and fell on the stool like a paralyzed person. She opened her throat and began to shout: "Hey, take a look! It's 20 yuan, you can feel it, pick it, choose it ! For 20 yuan, you can’t buy it at a loss, and you can’t be fooled! It’s really worth the money, and you can buy whatever is cheap! It’s all twenty!”

The cosplayers who were eating were taken aback for a moment, and looked at each other blankly. Student An Qing, when you said "touch, pick and choose at will"...can you not point at us? ! !

The deputy director turned his head away in embarrassment, saying that he didn't know this guy.

A passer-by looked over curiously, An Qing picked up a "Anime Club" sign on the table and held it up, shaking it, the passer-by was speechless, passed by and left.

"You must have scared everyone away." The deputy editor finally came to such a conclusion.

An Qing rolled her eyes: "Obviously it's a matter of geographical location, it's hard for anyone in this location!"

The assistant pouted, and snatched the baby bear from An Qing's arms.An Qing cried: "You stole my son!"

The vice president didn't care about her, and held the baby bear against the cold wind.

"Okay, I'll go to wc..." An Qing's cuteness was ineffective, and she fled weakly.

Throughout the day, An Qing hugged her son and shouted at her voice to promote.In the morning, I can still sit on the stool steadily, but in the afternoon, I can’t sit still because of the cold. I have been standing outside the shed to bask in the sun. By the way, I dragged everyone who passed by and wanted to leave to spread the word until they were fooled into entering community.Pooh!What is flickering?

Therefore, when An Qing returned to the dormitory, her feet in high heels were tired and cold, not to mention sore, they were numb from freezing.

The moment she was lying on the bed, An Qing wanted to just go to sleep and forget it.But today's post bar has not been browsed, and the news has not been read, An Qing gritted her teeth and went online!

An Qing looked at exo's recent itinerary with a sad face, they still haven't returned to their country...

An Qing casually sent a message.

[Captain~Captain~Captain, where did you fly to?Why don't you come back? ~The children of tc are waiting for you~! 】

Half a minute later, there was a reply from a stranger.

[I can't fall from the sky, I guess he hasn't learned how to land yet. 】

An Qing was at a loss, and then asked.

【Who are you? 】

This person's visual typing speed is quite good.

【I am Hanhan^^】

An Qing understood that her space did not have permission, and anyone could see it.It is estimated that this Hanhan should have come from Kaizi's space.

But it looks like this Hanhan knows exo quite well.Last time it was said that the youngest in Kaizi's dorm liked Huang Zitao. Could it be that everyone in their dormitory likes exo?

An Qing, who was thinking wildly, didn't know that in another country, there were two people making a fuss in the dormitory.

"Master Lu, do you want to try how to land yourself?" Wu Fan snorted a few times, taking advantage of his height to pin Lu Han under him.

Lu Han was in despair, since the photo incident was exposed a few days ago, Huang Zitao limped away from Wu Fan to his and Zhang Yixing's room, he was already in deep despair.He couldn't forget Huang Zitao complaining to him with a sad face: "Xiao Lu, tell me, who is in charge of martial arts!!"

Because she was really sleepy, An Qing went to sleep as soon as the computer was turned off after posting, so she missed Wu Fan's voice invitation.

The next day An Qing dragged her tired body and sat in the shed.Because there were no people in the early morning, only passing by in twos and threes.

Seeing a few boys going this way, An Qing yawned and hugged her son, took out the board she wrote yesterday from the table, and stood in front of her.

Several boys were stunned and dumbfounded.

The vice president probed and saw the three big characters "seeking a man", and retracted speechlessly.

An Qing ignored her and yawned again. Seeing a few girls approaching from behind, An Qing calmly took out another board and stood it up.

"Ask for a girl."

Several girls laughed, shoving and chattering with each other, not knowing what to say.

Vice President, student An Qing, can you stop doing such a shameful thing so calmly!