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Wu Fan twitched, trying to explain, but before he could speak, he heard Park Chanyeol on the other side burst out laughing, Wu Fan held his forehead, dear, why are you laughing too?Are you sure you can understand Chinese?

Wu Fan turned his head, only to see Park Chanyeol pointing at Lu Han while slapping his thigh wildly, okay, you won.Obviously, it was Master Lu who managed to make Chanel laugh.

Lu Han, who had just calmed down a little bit, saw Park Chanyeol pointing at him and laughing, and couldn't hold back his laughter again.

An Qing finally realized that something was wrong: "Kaizi, is there someone on your side?"

Wu Fan sighed: "I don't know when they came here, it seems that your wife succeeded in pleasing them. Although I didn't find out where the joke was."

"It's a bit of a joke...it's still there." An Qing said solemnly: "I laughed at the beginning. You know my wife just joined TVXQ, but they disbanded in less than two days. Isn't this nonsense? I was Just laugh at her as a scourge."

"..." Wu Fan sweated furiously: "You are too shameless."

"Thank you." An Qing said sincerely.

Wu Fan helplessly listened to the laughter of the two people from different countries, and said to himself that you have finally found a partner, right?

"I said, are you all bored?" Wu Fan looked at the group of people behind him, and could only use one word to describe his mood at the moment.

Physically and mentally exhausted.

"Brother, we just came to take a look!" Park Chanyeol put his arms around Wu Fan and said flatteringly, stopping his laughter.

"What are you looking at? What is there to see?" Wu Fan curled his lips: "Don't you just go and play, and come to see me together? Who came up with this idea?"

"Hehe." Zhang Yixing grinned, and then retreated behind Lu Han.

"..." Wu Fan raised his eyebrows: "Zhang Yixing, I knew it was you!"

"Oh bro, we've always heard about Sister An Qing, but we've never seen her~ We're curious~" Park Chanyeol shook Wu Fan's arm, blinked and acted coquettishly with the legendary low cannon sound.

"What's there to be curious about? Why so much curiosity?" Wu Fan looked over one by one. When watching the excitement, this group of guys never left alone. Chanyeol Baekhyun was on the left, and Lu Han Yixing was on the right. Minshuo and Jongdae are lying on the back, wait a minute, there are two hidden at the end? !Do Kyung Soo!I knew that you, the gossip emperor, would not be missing!And the one at the end, don't think I can't see you because it's hidden!

"Jin Junmian, do you really think I can't see you?" Wu Fan said in a low voice, his tone full of threats: "Don't hide, your clothes and hair are exposed, you are the captain, are you worthy of me?!"

Jin Junmian smiled awkwardly, and stood up from behind Do Kyung-soo: "Hehe, brother, everyone is curious. I always heard that you are a golden house, and everyone cares about you!"

"..." Wu Fan narrowed his eyes: "Mianmian, you must learn Chinese well. Is Jinwu Zangjiao used here?!"

"Ah? Isn't it?" Jin Junmian scratched his head in embarrassment, while stealthily looking at Lu Han.

Wu Fan turned his head to the side: "Student Hanhan, can you please don't teach them some messy vocabulary!"

"Oh Captain, it's good to understand this thing, don't care about these details." Lu Han smiled and patted Wu Fan's shoulder, and then hid behind Zhang Yixing in an instant, leaving only Zhang Yixing with a smirk and Wu Fan's big eyes Stare small.

Wu Fan rolled his eyes, heard a chuckle from behind, and turned his head: "Brother Baozi, you are the elder brother, you are the eldest brother! Can you take the lead?!"

"Who said that? I'm the youngest!" Kim Min-seok looked at Wu Fan innocently: "I'm the youngest, right?"

Wu Fan was silent, and suddenly realized that something was wrong: "Speaking of the youngest...why are there fewer people? Where are the three youngest?"

"Shixun and Zitao went to buy milk tea!" Luhan raised his hand: "I just had a stomachache and squatted in the toilet, so the two of them left first. Hey, this kid has grown up, he won't wait for me anymore..."

Wu Fan ignored Lu Han's resentment and thoughts: "What about Zhong Ren?"

Everyone you look at me and I look at you, completely at a loss.

"Hey, in this way, it seems that I haven't seen him since I came back." Bian Baekhyun rubbed his chin in doubt.

"I thought he and Sehun went to buy milk tea." Do Kyung-soo interjected.

"..." Wu Fan suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart: "Jun Mian, didn't Zhong Ren follow you all the time?"

Jin Junmian rubbed his forehead, and suddenly realized: "Oh, by the way, there were so many people on the subway when he came back, he was sitting in the corner alone! Could it be... right?!"

Wu Fan stared at Jin Junmian silently, then touched his phone.

Jin Junmian cried and said, "It's all my fault, if I knew it, I wouldn't take the subway... It's easy to save money these days..."

An Qing was listening with great interest, but suddenly she saw that the bird was silent, she couldn't help being a little surprised: "Huh? Kaizi, why didn't you say anything?"

"..." Wu Fan listened to the phone with one hand, and immediately became nervous when he heard this: "I said, Qingqing, can you understand?"

"Of course I don't understand!" An Qing said as a matter of course: "This is Korean, it's quite fun, I just listen to the atmosphere, there are so many of you!"

"Hey, it's just that there are too many people. Something happened. It seems that we left one of them on the subway." After listening for a long time, Wu Fan couldn't connect to the phone, hung up helplessly, and dialed again.

"Ah? What's the situation?" An Qing was at a loss.

"There is a colleague, the kind of workaholic, who is desperate to work, so he uses up all the time to catch up on sleep during the break." Wu Fan explained.

"Isn't that you..." An Qing despises: "You only eat and sleep."

"..." Wu Fan was speechless: "It's not of this nature, he belongs to the kind that can fall asleep while walking! He seemed to have fallen asleep on the subway just now, and didn't get off with us!"

"..." An Qing twitched: "How old is this kid, he's on par with a kindergartener."

"Aren't they just a bunch of naive ghosts!" Wu Fan was so anxious that the other party didn't answer the phone.

"Let's talk to you next time, I have to look for him." Wu Fan said goodbye to An Qing while getting dressed and getting ready to go out.

"Oh, go ahead." An Qing sweated wildly, what kind of company is this that even employs child labor?

"This damn kid, I really want to punish him severely!" Wu Fan gritted his teeth and turned off QQ.

"Hey, don't be too violent, be gentle with children." An Qing urged.

"..." Wu Fan sighed, "I'm just too gentle with them!"

An Qing wiped off her sweat and mourned silently for the child.

"Junmian, take care of them. If the manager's brother comes back, don't mention it, just say Kaikai will be with me." Wu Fan walked out and said, "Hanhan, why don't you go to the milk tea shop?" , I am really worried about Shixun and Zitao."

"Oh." Luhan nodded, pulling Zhang Yixing to get dressed.

"Minshuo, Luhan and I are not here, so you can help Junmian a little bit, so there will be no more accidents." Wu Fan rubbed his forehead, told him repeatedly, and then went out in peace.

Wu Fan pulled up the scarf, pushed down the hat, stabilized the frames of the mirrorless glasses, and headed down towards the subway.

After asking the person in charge of the subway, Wu Fan confirmed which train they got on, and then began to wait.

Wu Fan was sitting in the corner, still persistently calling Jin Zhongren, and finally, just before his rationality completely collapsed, the call was connected.

"Hello? Brother... What's the matter..." Jin Zhongren's yawning voice came clearly from the phone.

Still have the nerve to ask me what's the matter?Wu Fan held back his anger: "Where are you?"

Jin Zhongren got up from his seat in a daze, and looked around blankly. There were some people sitting sparsely around him, and a few girls directly opposite were still pointing at him.But what about the other teammates?

"Ah... I'm in the car... where are you?"

"..." Wu Fan pursed his lips: "I don't care where you are now, get off at the next stop, then take a taxi to XX subway station, I'll wait for you here. Also, send the taxi number Give me, don't give me sleep again, hear?!"

"Oh." Jin Zhongren hung up the phone in a daze, and then saw those girls walking towards him.

"Are you Kai? Can you sign for us?" One of the girls was pushed out by others, and asked shyly.

"Ah?" Jin Zhongren blinked his eyes, only to hear several girls hugging each other and shouting "so cute".Jin Zhongren scratched his hair: "I don't have a pen..."

"I have eyeliner!" A girl excitedly took out an eyeliner from her bag, and then pulled the shirt inside the coat over: "Sign here, sign here!"

After Kim Jong-in signed the autographs one by one, he saw a few female fans go back and sit down, looking at him not far away and chatting excitedly one by one.

Jin Zhongren was a little puzzled, did he forget something?Forget it, let's sleep for a while if you're sleepy.

Wu Fan outside the station waited for a long time but did not see Jin Zhongren appearing, so he took out his mobile phone and dialed it again, but...

It turned off? ! !

very good.With a gloomy face, Wu Fan called Jin Junmian and told him about the current situation, while continuing to wait for the subway.Until the subway train finally arrived, Wu Fan followed the crowd and walked in.

Searching row by row, Wu Fan easily found Jin Zhongren who was sleeping alone and sleeping in two seats.

Wu Fan scooped up Jin Zhongren with a big hand, and as soon as Jin Zhongren opened his eyes, he met Wu Fan's fiery eyes, and he became more energetic: "Brother..."

Wu Fan didn't answer, because the subway doors were closed, so he sat down with Jin Zhongren and waited for the next stop.

Sensing that the storm was approaching, Jin Zhongren didn't dare to make a sound, let alone sleep again, and sat listlessly next to Wu Fan, feeling uneasy.

At this time, the girls on the opposite side became excited again, and they could faintly hear them discussing whether it was Kris or Chanyeol. The last girl firmly said, "Such a powerful aura is definitely the leader!" A girl made sure and came over again to ask for an autograph.

Seeing that he was recognized, Wu Fan knew that it was the guy next to him who provoked him, but Wu Fan, who has always been gentle with fans, didn't say much, just bent down to thank the fans, and then took the eyeliner and signed it.

Seeing that the fans returned to their seats with high quality, they didn't bother them anymore, and they didn't even take out their mobile phones to take pictures.Wu Fan felt a little relieved, and bowed down to thank them again.

When Wu Fan dragged Jin Zhongren back, it was already an hour later.

In the living room, only Jin Minshuo, Luhan, Jin Junmian and Zhang Yixing were waiting, and no one else was there, so they were probably told to stay in the room obediently.

Seeing that the person came back, Luhan and Zhang Yixing pulled Jin Zhongren over and motioned him to return to the room quickly.

Kim Junmian and Kim Minseok hurried up to appease Wu Fan and calm him down.

"The manager called and asked, it's all right." Jin Junmian said.

"Kris, Zitao and the others just bought milk tea, let's go drink milk tea." Jin Minshuo pushed Wu Fan and wanted him to go to Huang Zitao's room.

Wu Fan shook his head, then called to Jin Zhongren who was about to sneak away: "Zhong Ren, you go to my room."

Jin Zhongren flinched in fright, and reluctantly moved step by step towards the stairs under Wu Fan's threatening eyes.

"Brother, calm down." Jin Junmian quickly stopped Wu Fan: "Everyone is back, it's fine, don't..."

"Okay, Junmian." Wu Fan interrupted with a wave of his hand: "Nothing happened to him this time, what about next time? He usually practiced dance with all his might, but he looked so spiritless after the stage. Speaking of him, everyone didn't take it seriously when nothing happened before, but since it happened, it means that this matter must be taken care of."

Wu Fan, who was on the verge of going berserk, neither Kim Min Suk nor Lu Han dared to provoke him.Zhang Yixing sighed, facing the muzzle of the gun and went up: "Brother Fan, he is also tired, don't blame him."

"I have a measure." Wu Fan nodded, stopped talking, turned around and took Jin Zhongren upstairs.

Zhang Yixing shook his head: "I can't control it anymore, let everyone else squint."

As soon as Wu Fan entered the room, he saw Park Chanyeol and Bian Boxian playing computer games inside.As soon as the two heard the sound of the door opening, they saw one expressionless and the other hanging their heads silently at the door.

Wu Fan waved his hand, and the two immediately left in a perceptive manner.

The four of Lu Han chased after them, and saw Park Chanyeol and Byun Baekhyun standing at the door at a loss, the door was already closed tightly.

"Brother, is Zhong Ren alright?" Bian Baekhyun asked Lu Han worriedly.

"It's useless by visual inspection." Luhan sighed: "Be honest, go to Shixun and the others, and don't cause trouble again. Junmian, Xiumin, go and watch them."

The two nodded, and led Baekhyun and Park Chanyeol downstairs.

Lu Han and Zhang Yixing looked at each other, and then they lay on the side of the door and began to listen.