Huang Xiaodou as a Demon

Huang Xiaodou was locked up at home for another ten days or so. At first he went out arguing, but later he ran out of clothes and stopped making troubles.

But He Zhanshu found that their home had a lot of couriers, and they were all bought by Huang Xiaodou, but he didn't know what Huang Xiaodou bought, and he didn't see what was in the house. He guessed that it was materials for handicrafts he bought online.I didn't care either.

Having received the amnesty from He Zhanshu, she can go out to her own shop, just like getting out of the cold palace with the amnesty from His Majesty, Huang Xiaodou is extremely excited.

When I went back to my small shop, I saw that the chair above the console had been changed. From the original computer chair, I replaced it with a super expensive massage chair, which is a super comfortable massage chair that can massage, vibrate, and lie down and sleep.

He Zhanshu leaned on the side table and watched Huang Xiaodou fumble here and there, and tried to sit on it. He was shaken all over his body, and his comfortable muscles and bones were limp. It was funny.

The specially selected massage chair is for someone with a bad back like him.

Huang Xiaodou blows him a kiss, dear, you are so considerate!

"You can also do manual work. After a while, stand up and walk around, go here for a massage, and lie down on it for a while when you are free. This is for enjoyment, don't buy it, you won't enjoy it!"

"If it weren't for the fear that sitting on this would make my hands shake and it would be difficult to work, I would have been lying on this and doing handwork."

"Have fun, this thing is fun."

He Zhanshu went back to his antique shop, watching right under his nose, Huang Xiaodou won't mess around.Come and go around for an hour, and you can tell him not to sit for a long time.The waist will not hurt.

It's been two months. The day before yesterday, he had an examination. The doctor said that his waist had recovered well, and that's why Huang Xiaodou came out.

Huang Xiaodou was also a little anxious. He only completed one-third of the headgear ordered by the crew, and there were only two or three months left. He had to finish it within the agreed time, otherwise he would lose money.If he doesn't make any money but still loses money, let him eat steamed buns and pickled vegetables?He also boasted that Haikou would raise He Zhanshu.

He Zhanyan came in with a box as he was doing handwork quickly.

"Brother Douzi, your courier has been delivered to me."

When I got up early in the morning, a courier was sent to Yan Ruyu, and He Zhanyan sent it over to see how my sister-in-law was going to work on her first day.

"Shhhhhh, your brother just left. Don't let him hear you."

Huang Xiaodou quickly grabbed the package and stuffed it under the table.

"What a good thing."

He Zhanyan became curious.

"A good thing to make your brother happy. Am I afraid that he will know? Surprise him and mail it to you. It will make his eyes shine when the time comes!"

"My brother's birthday is still half a year away."

It's not a birthday or a holiday, what kind of gift should I give you?

Huang Xiaodou winked at He Zhanyan mysteriously.

"You don't understand, you're not in love, you don't understand."

He Zhanyan gave a half-understandable oh, probably because every day with you is an anniversary, so I gave a gift.

"Show your face! Come here!"

He Zhanshu stood on the second floor opposite and called He Zhanyan, He Zhanyan agreed and went to the antique shop.

"How much did you rent the exhibition center for three days last time?"

He Zhanshu handed his sister a package of fruit shop, he has a lot of snacks here, all prepared for Huang Xiaodou.

"The price is not low, what's the matter?"

"I want to hold an antique exchange meeting and sell the inventory in the store."

Last time he lost so much, He Zhanshu wondered how to make money back. The goods in the store were not sold, so he was not worried about price drops. Antiques only increased in price. He also sent a few items to the auction house, and the prices were okay. , Just thinking about selling more inventory, there are a lot of hundreds of thousands of goods in the warehouse, let's sell them.Boost your sales.

The two brothers and sisters discussed, and when it comes to serious work, both brothers and sisters are very good at it. He Zhanyan's business career has improved by leaps and bounds after the year.

Taking advantage of no one around, Huang Xiaodou threw away the tools and hurried to tear up the express delivery. A small box fell out of a small leather skirt with a rabbit tail!

Huang Xiaodou studied He Zhanshu's temper. He is a person who has a straight man's disease but has no straight man's life. He has a straight man's aesthetics and a straight man's mouth.Also a little bit of machismo.

So to deal with him, one, be obedient and obedient.Second, if you are good at acting like a baby, go around him and entangle him to death.Three, it will be a demon.

This demon is not acting as a demon, but is enchanting, charming, and sexy.

If you can flirt!Let his vision and senses be satisfied!

This point is still derived from his saying that he likes small skirts.

Men, all tastes, all hobbies.Then just find a hobby that excites him!

Since he likes small skirts, he even praised himself, you look good in skirts.Does that mean that he likes himself in women's clothing?The self in a skirt?The self in all kinds of skirts?The kind of dress that would excite him?

For her future sexual life, Huang Xiaodou started to buy skirts.

However, he wouldn't buy serious woolen dresses or floral dresses, he would buy sexy skirts that would make an otaku's nose bleed.

Straight men and nerds are sometimes equated in aesthetics, and their hobbies are sometimes similar.

He knew how to stir He Zhanshu's nerves.

He Zhanyan took two packs of snacks from her brother, and was going to give Huang Xiaodou a pack. As soon as he came in, he saw Huang Xiaodou holding a small black leather skirt with a plush rabbit tail and gesticulating at his waist.

He Zhanyan quickly took a step back and pondered for a while.

It turns out that my sister-in-law and my brother have more tastes than me.Fiction doesn't lie either!

Then I should sponsor my sister-in-law with a small leather whip to beat my brother!

"Brother Douzi!"

Huang Xiaodou hurriedly stuffed the little skirt into the drawer, pretending nothing happened.

Huang Xiaodou's back injury has been healed in various ways, and his parents are also thinking about it. He Zhanshu thought about taking time to send Huang Xiaodou back to his hometown, so that his father-in-law and mother-in-law can see that he has lived up to the two old people's instructions, and really took care of Huang Xiaodou good.

"Why are you spending a few days? These days are your grandpa Huang's birthday."

When returning home for dinner, Aunt He interrupted He Zhanshu.

"forget?"

He Zhanshu suddenly realized, yes, this weekend is Mr. Huang's birthday. He used to live here, so he had to send gifts in advance.

"Just take advantage of the old man's birthday and go to see it. Bring some gifts. I heard that many relatives of their family will come over on the old man's birthday. Be good, you are also the wife of his grandson."

He Zhanshu is a little funny, okay, isn't she the grandson and daughter-in-law?Don't embarrass Huang Xiaodou.

"Gift? I bought the present."

Huang Xiaodou patted Zhan Douer and ate apples, while He Zhanshu was thinking about what gift to buy.

"Your grandfather doesn't want to go back for his birthday? Why don't you say anything!"

"I'll just go back by myself. Aren't you going to prepare for the antique exchange exhibition? I thought you were busy. I'll just go back for three days."

"If I don't go back on such a big day, what will happen if your grandpa doesn't marry you to me? Besides, our city government has intervened. They want to organize a large-scale Bogu exhibition, organize a series of activities, and unite the city The museum, antique city, and auction house hold a ten-day Bogu exhibition. It is said that the museum mainly exhibits antiques, and there will be many treasure cabinets around it, which are rented out by antique shops. The things in the museum cannot be auctioned, and antique shops can take the opportunity to sell them. The goods in hand will also be auctioned by the auction house on the spot."

This is equivalent to a large-scale exhibition held by the government. It combines visits and auctions. It can not only allow ordinary citizens to appreciate more antiques, but also allow interested buyers to participate in bidding. You can also invite guides to explain various exquisite antiques Antiques, increase humanistic knowledge.

This auction is one of the best in the country.

The vigorous development of the antique market can also drive the local economy and revitalize the culture.

There are always plenty of official gimmicks.

He Zhanshu was defrauded of so much money. The three cultural relics should have been collected by the Shanshi Museum. Who knew that the property was returned to the original owner. The Shanshi Museum’s collection is a bit unhappy. We have a lot of good things in Shanshi. If you don’t believe me, take them out. Show off.The antique dealers in our mountain city are very law-abiding, and would rather lose money than return the cultural relics to their original owners.

He Zhanshu was preparing for an exchange exhibition, and he made a lot of noise. Mr. He and the Provincial Cultural Bureau mentioned it. After the Shanshi Cultural Bureau knew about it, they simply held a larger-scale Bogu exhibition organized by the government.

There is mutual benefit between the government and the antique dealers.is a good thing.He Zhanshu didn't have to deal with it, he just needed to rent the best and largest exhibition booth.

As long as there are some high-quality goods, the auction house will conduct auctions at the venue next door, and the price will also rise.

The government holds great influence and promotes in advance. These are the responsibility of government agencies. At that time, antique lovers and collectors from all over the country will come to visit and buy.

He Zhanshu also rented Huang Xiaodou a small stall on the outskirts to sell some imitation handicrafts. The number of visitors was huge, and those who could not afford to buy would look at the imitation products.Especially Huang Xiaodou still has so many fake antiques that have not been sold at that time, and those that are displayed can be sold for a lot of money.

This Bogu exhibition will take two to three months to prepare, so he is not in a hurry, just prepare some high-quality goods to participate in the exhibition.

"What gift would you like to give your grandpa?"

He Zhanshu flipped through the tablet, wanting to buy some supplements, some Cordyceps?For older people, it is better to take some supplements.

Buy some good Cordyceps powder, eat a small spoon every morning and evening to increase resistance.

"My family has many relatives."

Huang Xiaodou was a little worried.

"Although my grandfather is only my father, there are many people in my grandfather's generation. I am called aunt, uncle, a big family, and a big family. Wasn't my grandfather here before? On birthdays, they I can’t come. But this year my grandfather is in my hometown, and all those relatives are here. I heard from my mother that there will be more than [-] people. Don’t be afraid.”

"You don't need everyone to give gifts."

"That's not necessary, but they'll be watching you."

"Just look at it."

"Our family will not go to the hotel to book a table, just eat at home."

"I'll help your mother."

"You really want to go?"

"I'm worried about you going home alone. Besides, grandpa's birthday is almost eighty, so it's not proper for me not to go."

"Then you should be mentally prepared."

What can be done to prepare mentally?He Zhanshu didn't take it seriously at all.

He Zhanshu has been to Huang Xiaodou's house, and got along with his future parents-in-law. He is not overly cautious, and Dou's father and mother are not polite to him anymore. When he came here for the first time, he was so taciturn and didn't know what to say. Passionate.

He Zhanshu is well-informed, even at dinner time, with the decorations in the Pavilion of Many Treasures of Human Heads next to him, He Zhanshu can still treat it as if it was ceramics.

Dad and Mom didn't drag the two of them to chat too much. Tomorrow is the old man's birthday. There are a lot of guests, so they have to get up early.Urging them to go to sleep quickly.

"Do your parents know about the two of us?"

He Zhanshu remembered that Huang Xiaodou didn't tell his parents that when Huang Xiaodou was hospitalized, he only secretly kissed Huang Xiaodou's finger on the forehead in front of Dou's father and Dou's mother, usually when no one was around.

But Mama Dou naturally arranged the two of them to live together, and brought them pillows and quilts for them to sleep on.

Did Dad and Mom know about them?

Huang Xiaodou was a madman at first, and usually he was not even four or six, and there was not a single truth in his mouth when he was joking. When He Zhanshu asked him, Huang Xiaodou looked up from the mobile game.

"I didn't say that!"

Really didn't say, he didn't seriously tell his parents that I want to be with He Zhanshu, and he didn't even tell his parents that he likes men.

He Zhanshu looked at the quilt.The covers of the quilts are the same, they are all mandarin ducks playing in the water with stalks of flowers, bright red, it looks like a new quilt that was just put on after marriage.

"I always thought your parents knew."

I always feel that Dou Mom and Dou Da are very kind to him.

"Impossible! My parents are academics, they are old professors with old-fashioned thinking in the legend, can they accept it? According to the plot of ordinary novels, we have to go through a lot of hardships before we are forced to break up and jump off a building to commit suicide. One piece. Such tortured feelings will be unforgettable."

Huang Xiaodou has read too many novels!Also read sadomasochism novels.

It is estimated that coming out of the closet will be a bloody thing.

"We'll elope then!"

Elope, super romantic!

He Zhanshu patted his leg.

"Sleep, don't play with your phone."

Huang Xiaodou was very obedient and quickly put down the phone.

The two of them had difficulty sleeping on the 1.2-meter single bed.

This bed is okay for Huang Xiaodou alone. He hasn’t grown since he drank no amount of milk. This bed has been with him for many years, but He Zhanshu is not good. Anyone who stretches his legs can go outside the bed. Narrow, He Zhanshu had to hold Huang Xiaodou in his arms when he was lying on his side, hugging him very intimately, so as not to roll out of bed.

Huang Xiaodou was very excited. When she was at their house, she couldn't hug her so tightly. No wonder some people said that no matter how small the bed is, the couple won't worry about falling to the ground, and it can also enhance their relationship.It turned out to be true.A little smaller, a little smaller, and he would be able to sleep on He Zhanshu's body.

He Zhanshu hugged Huang Xiaodou tightly, afraid that he would kick him off if he rolled over.

Huang's place is really small.

Books take up a lot of space, Mr. Huang is still sleeping on a single bed in the study room, and even Huang Xiaodou's room, not to mention the small bed, even the room is small, it's a bit cramped for the two of them to move around in the room.

It is very typical that Si is a humble room with only my virtue.Especially with integrity.

He Zhanshu patted Huang Xiaodou who had been hugging his arms.

"Dou'er, let's change your parents' house."

what?

Huang Xiaodou was a little puzzled, how did he come here.

"I want to change, but isn't my money used to open a store? I've been thinking about it for two or three years. I'll save some money, and I'm changing suites."

"How much have you saved?"

"Didn't the rent be paid back to me? Coupled with my half a year's hard work, I can earn 10,000+ for one piece! Have money, big money!"

He Zhanshu nodded, he is quite rich.

"How much is the price?"

"It's a small twenty thousand and one level."

Much cheaper than them.

"Change it. Grandpa is very old. It's not good to sleep in the study."

"Well, after my grandpa's birthday, the two of us will go and have a look. I'll pay the down payment, and then I'll pay back the mortgage. I can pay it back. My parents pay for the decoration, and I'll buy a big one then, at least It’s as big as one hundred and fifty-six.”

He Zhanshu patted his waist, and they stayed for two more days to look at the property.

One night, He Zhanshu picked Huang Xiaodou from the ground to the bed several times, not because he didn't hold him tightly, but because Huang Xiaodou could fall to the ground by himself.I hurried down to pick him up, but I couldn't do anything later, so I let Huang Xiaodou sleep in it so that it wouldn't roll down.

Just after feeling drowsy and sleeping for a while, I heard Mama Dou knocking on the door and calling for Xiaodou.

It's only five o'clock in the morning, and it's just dawn.

"If you go late, you won't be able to buy things. Xiaodou, why are you still sleeping, Xiaodou?"

Mama Dou wanted to enter the house to pull Huang Xiaodou up, but He Zhanshu hurriedly stopped Mama Dou.

"He's not in good health, let him sleep more. Let's go."

Mama Dou smiled, and patted He Zhanshu's arm, which was muscular and vigorous, so she didn't have to worry about not being able to get it back when shopping this time.

He Zhanshu's thinking is too simple, for birthdays, for grocery shopping, how much you can buy, even if you buy a lot, there is no need to go so early, maybe their vegetable market only sells it in the morning.

When she arrived at the vegetable market, Dou Ma showed the excellent qualities of a housewife.Or a housewife in the Northeast.

Everything you buy is bought in the manner of a restaurant.

Ribs, bought a pig.

I bought four fish for five catties each.

For vegetables, I bought ten catties of tomatoes.Not to mention anything else.

In the end, He Zhanshu returned home with the sacks on his shoulders. That’s not all. He brought back two sacks and went back to pick up Mama Dou. Too much.I didn't stay idle in one breath, and it took me so long to buy groceries.

Mama Dou started cooking when she got home. She is from the Northwest, and she wanted to make a bowl of longevity noodles for her husband. The finished noodles were as big as ten catties of watermelon.Time flies.

The kitchen is a woman's battlefield. It seems that the test of a woman's qualifications starts from the kitchen throughout the ages.

Huang Xiaodou washes and picks vegetables, but he is not that good at cooking.On the other hand, He Zhanshu was terrified at the sight, and Huang Xiaodou was able to scare He Zhanshu's heart out by chopping ribs with a kitchen knife.He Zhanshu quickly grabbed the kitchen knife and drove Huang Xiaodou out.

He Zhanshu is a master in the kitchen, he is good at frying and cooking, and he is also good at knives.

While Mama Dou was busy cutting noodles for stewing, He Zhanshu was wearing an apron, brushing off fish scales, chopping meat, making meat in big pots and stewing fish in small pots.

Watching He Zhanshu skillfully stew the beef brisket and tomatoes together, Dou Ma smiled.

"Do you cook at home? Xiaodou won't do it."

"He will help."

"When he was a teenager, he ate a lot. Sometimes I was busy with work and didn't have time to cook, so he ate instant noodles. I said later that I must find a wife who can cook."

He Zhanshu smiled, well, his cooking skills are enough to satisfy Huang Xiaodou.

Huang Xiaodou sneaked out his claws from behind He Zhanshu, grabbed a piece of sausage and stuffed it into his mouth.

He Zhanshu patted his hand, it was so dirty, there were watermelon seeds on that paw.

"Wash your hands."

Smiling, Huang Xiaodou hurriedly washed her hands, wiped her clothes indiscriminately, took a piece of sausage that He Zhanshu handed him, and stuffed it into her mouth in small bites.

"Have you taken medicine?"

"I'm all right, what medicine do I take?"

"The doctor told you to take it for another month."

"I didn't bring it."

"It's in my luggage, look for it, and eat it."

Huang Xiaodou was full of food in his mouth and shook his head vaguely.

"Let's talk after eating."

He Zhanshu washed his hands and went to get the medicine for him. The water was ready and delivered to his mouth. Huang Xiaodou swallowed the medicine with the face I gave you.

He Zhanshu originally wanted to hug him and kiss him, this is a reward, if Huang Xiaodou takes medicine obediently, he will even kiss him.I just reached out and saw Mama Dou looking at them with great interest. I was a little embarrassed, and pushed Huang Xiaodou out of the narrow kitchen.

The relatives came, Mr. Huang's elder sister and his family, there are seven or eight grandparents from three generations.The seven or eight members of the second brother's family arrived one after another.

Mama Dou hurried out to greet the guests, and He Zhanshu was the only one in the kitchen.

Huang Xiaodou and his relatives got into the kitchen after saying hello to help He Zhanshu.He can also wash and chop vegetables, but he can't do it well. He Zhanshu doesn't need him to do it. Today is too much work, and He Zhanshu can't do it alone.

After washing a small pot of tomatoes, eating them by himself, cutting them, even eating them for fun, He Zhanshu was distracted and told him not to cut his hands.

After paying homage to Mr. Huang's birthday, everyone asked Mama Dou curiously.

"come yet?"

"Here we are, in the kitchen. You can cook and fry everything."

Mama Dou took out her phone and took pictures of some of the dishes He Zhanshu had cooked just now.

"Our Xiaodou family is blessed. Cooking is great. He is also very good to Xiaodou. He looks tall but has a very good temper. He rushes to do all kinds of work. He will go to the vegetable market with me early in the morning."

"But this, this seems to be a little bit, not so good."

The third grandpa is a little confused, no matter how good it is, the two men.

"What's wrong? My future in-laws and mothers have already told me that we have decided to get married this year. We will have two children when Xiaodou is 30 years old. The other one is our Xiaodou's. Didn't you see us? How good Xiaodou is, just talk about this and that, in fact, what's the point of this."

Mama Bean lowered her voice to express her position.