Huang Xiaodou as a Demon

The white gauze curtain, after the breeze blows, looks like a woman's skirt, flowing and flowing.

Huang Xiaodou sat up with a whoosh and rushed into the room.

If I recall correctly, he still had clothes to wear.

He went shopping with He Zhanyan yesterday, He Zhanyan bought him a new pair of shoes, and he bought He Zhanyan a skirt.

He Zhanyan likes short skirts above the knee, and He Zhanshu will never allow her to buy them, even if he sees her wearing them.He Zhanyan really likes her. She has a good figure and long legs. The short skirt and white casual shoes show off her long legs, so beautiful.

I secretly bought one for He Zhanyan, and asked this girl to wear it on vacation instead of at home. If her tyrant's brother finds out, he will definitely go crazy.

The black skirt, the skirt is a bit like an umbrella, only about forty centimeters, and He Zhanyan is wearing it above the slap of the knee.It is also paired with a V-neck half-sleeved T-shirt, which is very loose and needs to be tied at the waist to show the waist and be refreshing.

He Zhanyan ran too fast yesterday and didn't take it away.

He Zhanshu estimated that it was a skirt at first glance, so it was impossible to take it away.

Huang Xiaodou went to look for it, and sure enough, she saw this bag on the shoe cabinet in the entrance.

Pick up this V-neck half-sleeved T-shirt and put it on. He is not fat, but a little thin, with a small frame. When He Zhanyan tried it on, the T-shirt reached his butt and needed to be tied. The lower part of the waist can't completely wrap up the buttocks, so he's still walking around in shorts.

Huang Xiaodou put on the skirt.

Zhanyan is thinner than him, and his waist is only two feet, so he is arguing about losing weight every day.Huang Xiaodou's waist is thicker than this, but it doesn't matter, he can zip halfway, it is really impossible to find a small rope to fix the waist.

Stand in front of the mirror and turn left and turn right.

Well, perfect, just wait for He Zhanshu to come back!

Hmph, scare him to death!

If you don't give me clothes to wear, I can wear whatever I want, dressed as neither male nor female, I see you are not afraid.

When you want to hit me, I have a reason to fight you. You didn't give me clothes. Don't blame me for wearing nondescript clothes!

It's just that I didn't prepare it in advance. I don't have any lipstick or foundation, or any wigs. If I have any, let He Zhanshu see the demeanor of a big man in women's clothing!

He Zhanshu came home at eleven o'clock, and he knew that Huang Xiaodou would definitely fall out at home.

Only the underwear was washed by hand, and it was hand-washed early in the morning. It was not dried and dried directly to ensure that the wet yellow beans could not be worn.Even if he could wear it, he couldn't go out with twenty pairs of underwear on his body.Taking off one for another, taking off one for another, he can only be regarded as a panty seller, he also has face, and dare not go out with twenty pairs of panties.

All others are sent to dry cleaning, and it is guaranteed that there will be no clothes to wear within three or four days.

As for your clothes?Can't you just take out a few pieces and put them in the antique shop so they can be changed and washed?

Can't let him go out, he's not in good health.

I guess he will make a fuss when he gets home, let’s make a fuss, he just rolls on the ground crying and won’t return his clothes, he’s not stupid when it’s cold or hot, since there’s an air conditioner, he can adjust the temperature by himself.Don't be afraid that he will freeze to death.

Open the door, push the door.

"I returned,,,"

The ingredients in He Zhanshu's hand fell to the ground with a bang.

He stared dumbfounded at the concave-shaped Huang Xiaodou on the sofa.

With two legs exposed, Huang Xiaodou was lying on the sofa on her side, holding her chin with one hand, hooking the corner of her skirt with the other and lifting it up, revealing the side of Ultraman's underpants, flirting at He Zhanshu with her winking eyes like silk. Give me a wink, and move my legs by the way.Straighten your toes as much as possible to make your legs look longer.

"Honey."

He Zhanshu shuddered, and the heart of the whimpering voice shivered.

Close the door quickly, if you don't close the door next door, you will come out and see it, and you will call the mental hospital.

The meat is rotten in the pot, and the shame is at home.Family ugliness cannot be exposed!

At this time, He Zhanshu was so glad that he didn't have a heart disease. Really, he was so blessed with such a strong heart.Don't let him have a heart attack!

Huang Xiaodou moved his long legs, because he didn't have any pants to block his legs. His legs are also pretty good. He has been recuperating for the past two months and has not been exposed to the sun. His legs are quite white, but the calf is a little sparse leg hair.

Huang Xiaodou just twisted her waist and slack, her hips swayed from side to side when she walked, and she could make her skirt float up. She imitated the model's catwalk and twisted around on tiptoe.

Standing on tiptoe, he can reach 1.8 meters, and his legs look longer, straighter and more beautiful.

Twist and twist, twist to He Zhanshu's side, hold He Zhanshu's shoulder, pretend to be a generation of demon concubine, lean on He Zhanshu's body weakly and bonelessly.

"am I pretty?"

He Zhanshu looked at Huang Xiaodou who was winking at him, winking if he knew it, but thought his eyes were cramp if he didn't know it.

I really want to quote a certain comedian, which grave circle exploded and you, a thousand-year-old demon, jumped out to harm people?

"You deliberately put on Zhanyan's clothes to scare me?"

I already called Zhanyan today, if you buy such a short skirt again, you will wear pants for me!

"Are you afraid? Give me back my clothes and I won't hurt your eyes!"

"Put it on, it looks good."

He Zhanshu has practiced, and he is no longer the grumpy He Zhanshu who was made by Huang Xiaodou's fine tricks at the beginning. He is about to become a Buddha immediately, and he has a very good temper.

After the initial shock, He Zhanshu accepted it calmly.

Now it was Huang Xiaodou's turn to be dumbfounded.

"I'm already like this and you still haven't returned my clothes?"

"Give back your clothes? Give back your clothes and you still go out and run like crazy! I can't believe you dare to go out in this skirt! Just wear it."

He Zhanshu was very calm, put down the keys and changed into slippers.

But he didn't pick up the food on the ground in a hurry, but stretched out his arms to hug Huang Xiaodou's waist, stretched his hands down, poked in from the edge of the skirt, touched his buttocks, and pinched him.

"more convenient."

He pinched Huang Xiaodou and pushed He Zhanshu away.

He Zhanshu held back a smile and looked Huang Xiaodou up and down.

"It's really good. It looks like your legs are quite long. I haven't taken it seriously when you keep saying that your legs are good-looking. Not bad! Satisfy my bad taste."

He bent down to pick up the ingredients and walked to the kitchen.

"Everyone is a man, and you know that men are sometimes a bit wicked. In the summer, girls with long legs are really beautiful. When they walk by, they will look at the long-legged girls a few more times. Although I don't like girls , but I don't reject admiring girls. Cover your face and just look at this leg, um, not bad."

Huang Xiaodou lifted up her skirt to look at her legs.

really?

"I don't care what you wear. What I like is you and not your clothes. I love you more if you don't wear them. It's impossible to want clothes. You can wear skirts these days. I can't sit down with a can of beer Take a good look at how you show your thighs in a short skirt."

He Zhanshu packed his things indifferently, and the more he was forced to change them, the more he kept asking for clothes, and when he had clothes, he ran out.

As long as he pretends to be calm and calm, it doesn't matter, Huang Xiaodou knows that he has no bargaining chips to threaten him, so he can stay at home obediently.

"Do you like it?"

Huang Xiaodou's expression was a little weird.Lifting the hem of the skirt, I ran to the full-length mirror and looked left and right. Isn't it scary enough to see myself wearing a skirt?Why did He Zhanshu develop another evil taste?

Could it be that my young master is naturally beautiful, suitable for both men and women?

"Yes you can!"

He Zhanshu should agree with it.There is no sense of disobedience for him to wear a skirt,

"Well, he's handsome and looks good in anything he wears. So it's true!"

Huang Xiaodou nodded to himself in the mirror.Well, I am handsome enough!

Fu Ling snapped his fingers sincerely, he found a good way to increase the fun of life, buy skirts!

Subdue temptation!

Cheongsam, backless long skirt, nurse skirt, such a small skirt!If you put it on, you will take He Zhanshu down if you don't believe it!

"I want a mobile phone, I want to play with my mobile phone for a while!"

He Zhanshu pointed at his jacket, and Huang Xiaodou went to play with his mobile phone.

He Zhanshu saw his skirt dangling here and there, so he asked him to take off the skirt, and the solid-color bulky T-shirt on the upper body would do, it wouldn't cover the buttocks, but at least it wouldn't hurt the eyes so much.

Huang Xiaodou became better, and stopped clamoring for clothes.

He Zhanshu shut him up at home and he didn't make a fuss anymore. He stayed at home very honestly, but he received a courier halfway.

In the evening, He Zhanshu went home and brought back a new set of clothes. He changed into Huang Xiaodou, who had been wearing a skirt all day, a T-shirt and jeans. He took Huang Xiaodou to the supermarket and walked around the community.After taking a shower, He Zhanshu put away the clothes extremely stingily.I'm afraid that Huang Xiaodou will run around if he has clothes tomorrow.

While He Zhanshu fell asleep, Huang Xiaodou carefully took out the courier received in the afternoon from the drawer.

This intra-city express is fast, the goods ordered at noon will arrive in the afternoon.

He bought depilatory cream.

Who can't make some sacrifices for the ones they love, right?Since He Zhanshu likes him to wear skirts, he gritted his teeth, then wear them!If you wear a skirt and show your thighs, you can't have a leg full of leg hair. Look at the girls all over the street whose leg hair is so long, you can't find a sweat pore all over your body, let alone leg hair.

So he has to shave.

He doesn't have the lush leg hair that He Zhanshu has, it's sparse, and it's only on the calf.But wearing a skirt is still a bit ugly.

In order to make He Zhanshu look good, he bought a depilatory cream that is said to be peeled off immediately.

Tear off in one wipe for permanent hair removal.

That's what the ad says.

Huang Xiaodou looked at the bottle of hair removal cream in his hand, and remembered those comments. It is said that it hurts a bit when tearing it off.

How much does it hurt?

Huang Xiaodou is afraid of pain. He has not recovered from a serious illness, but he is too delicate. He can't bear even a little pain. How is the effect?

It is best for someone to try it out and tell him his experience.

Huang Xiaodou looked at her sparsely haired calves, and at He Zhanshu's special man's calves that could be braided.

He decisively applied the depilatory cream to He Zhanshu's calf.

He Zhanshu fell asleep. He had slept very deeply these two days, probably because he had Huang Xiaodou in his arms, but he slept well anyway.

I felt my legs twitching and moving, but I didn't wake up.

According to the instructions, Huang Xiaodou applied the hair removal cream on He Zhanshu's calf, which was about ten centimeters long and five centimeters wide.

Waited for a while and cooled down.

Click it, and it will be torn off directly!

"what!"

He Zhanshu was like a dead body, he groaned in pain and sat up as soon as his waist straightened.

I slept soundly that night, and there was a sharp pain, and I thought my leg was broken!

The burning pain is the pain of the epidermis!

Looking sideways, Huang Xiaodou was holding a long thing in his hand, and his leg hair was glued to it!

Huang Xiaodou looked at him innocently.

"Does it hurt?"

Asked seriously.

Does it hurt?Is it the kind of pain that I can bear?

He Zhanshu rubbed his legs in pain, and was furious.

"What are you doing if you don't sleep in the middle of the night!"

Raise your voice!

After a while, the place where the leg hair was missing was already red.Can it not be red?It was torn off directly!

"I want to try the hair removal cream I bought to see if it works!"

"Is it okay to use it? Why do you use it on me! Look at my legs!"

He Zhanshu stretched out his legs in front of his eyes, what's the matter, his lush legs are bald!

There is leg hair on the front, back, left, and right sides of the calf, which is still very lush, and the middle piece is completely clean.Just like the Mediterranean hairstyle, there is hair all around and no hair in the middle.This is so embarrassing, isn't it!

Some are bald, some are losing their hair, why, your house is trendy, your legs are balding!

"Tell me, does it hurt? Does it hurt like a needle prick? Or does it hurt like being slapped?"

Huang Xiaodou pushed He Zhanshu and said quickly, it hurts so much, I want to try it too.

"It hurts a hundred times with a feather duster!"

Annoying no!He is not so annoying!

Sleeping well, making a fuss here, old man, why are you taking off your hair?Don't know that leg hair is synonymous with a man's sex appeal?Even if you don't know, if you shave your hair, you shave it. Why do you pluck my leg hair? Squeeze it, and you ask me if it hurts with an innocent face?Does it hurt?Does it hurt you to be beaten?

With that innocent face after doing something bad, if she didn't like him, if she didn't have a little sense left, she would have jumped out of bed and whipped him with a feather duster long ago!

"It hurts so much? That won't work. I'm afraid of pain!"

Throwing the depilatory cream aside in disgust, he didn't try it because it hurt so much.

"You're not afraid of me, my legs are swollen! Huang Xiaodou! You just do it every day! You're relying on me now that I can't bear to beat you, don't you! You think I have a grudge for hiding your clothes, little one." You bastard, I can't give you face! If you give you good face for two days, you will do it to your death! You wait for me! You wait for me to deal with you!"

He Zhanshu took the bottle of hair removal cream and was about to pour it on Huang Xiaodou's head!

"I'll make you a monk and send you directly to the temple to become a monk!"

Take off his hair one by one, stick it into a piece, brush it, tear it, make him scream in pain!Let's see if he dares to be a demon!

"Ah, ah, exhibition book, dear, husband, don't, don't, don't be like this, I'm going to become a monk, what are you going to do! I have dark and thick hair!"

Huang Xiaodou was so scared that he got under the quilt, don't do anything to his proud hair!

"I have you so scared that I dare not be emotional again in this life, what should I do? I will become a monk with you!"

"Aren't you stupid!"

Huang Xiaodou stuck out his head from under the quilt without fear of death.

"Don't let me, a lively and beautiful boy, I'd rather be with you! Others fall in love and want to grow old, and we will shave together! Love you to the highest level and serve the Buddha together? What kind of hobby is this! "

"It still hurts you so much that you still dare to talk back!"

Covered by the quilt, he slapped Huang Xiaodou's butt twice.

"My waist my waist!"

As soon as Huang Xiaodou called my waist, He Zhanshu quickly lifted the quilt and dug Huang Xiaodou out, don't make too much noise and his waist is frustrated.

Carefully rubbing the palm against the place where he had the surgery.

"How is it? Is it screwed?"

Huang Xiaodou gritted his teeth, and He Zhanshu rubbed it carefully, watching his expression worriedly.

"I'm going to get the clothes, let's go to the hospital."

If it is twisted, something happens, and it will really cause future troubles, such as bone spurs, lumbar disc herniation, and sciatica, which can't be cured, and the pain is still uncomfortable.

Seeing his cautious and worried look, Huang Xiaodou rushed forward and hugged He Zhanshu's neck, threw herself into He Zhanshu's arms, and buried her face tightly in the socket of his shoulder.

"What's the matter? Does it hurt anymore?"

Are you cheating again?Pretending to hurt?

Huang Xiaodou tightened her arms and hugged He Zhanshu's neck without letting go.

"I really want to marry you."

"Fooling people, not beating!"

He slapped him lightly.After taking pictures, I still need to touch, as if to appease.

Huang Xiaodou was like a fine cat, who was beaten, meowed and acted like a baby, and crawled into his arms.

He Zhan felt bookish and uncomfortable, but he couldn't bear to part with it.He acted like a baby in his arms so obediently, he just wanted to hug and hurt her.

Pulled off the quilt to cover him, hugged him and coaxed him.

"Okay, what time is it, go to sleep, lie down."

"Do not."

"No, no? Sleep, come down."

"No! I'll just hold you like this."

"Damn boy, you are disobedient, come down!"

If you want to pinch Huang Xiaodou's waist and tear Huang Xiaodou from his arms, Huang Xiaodou is fighting with him, so put your arms around his neck, you can pull it.

Stretching my neck hurts, and besides, hey, forget it.

"Okay, that's it."

Lie back, Huang Xiaodou is sleeping on the chest, and once the quilt is covered, I think I am a mother kangaroo today.

Huang Xiaodou hugged He Zhanshu under the quilt in the posture of a koala hugging a big tree, still hugging with hands and feet.

After lying down, he looked like a frog, with his legs stuck to He Zhanshu's waist, his hands still on He Zhanshu's neck, his chest against his chest, and his shoulders against his shoulders.

The moonlight is alluring, the sleepiness is shallow, and the person in my arms is the one I love.

He Zhanshu was also touching Huang Xiaodou's waist while lying down, rubbing it slowly could help him reduce the pain.

Huang Xiaodou raised his head and met his eyes.

Don't know who approached whom first, Huang Xiaodou felt that He Zhanshu pressed her body between the quilts as soon as she spun, kissed, touched, and felt the heat of every inch of the other's skin.Breathe his breath, heartbeat his heartbeat.

The quilts were pulled up over each other.

Every drumbeat is intense.

The little underpants were thrown under the bed.

Huang Xiaodou was panting fiercely in the pitch-black quilt.

"You, why don't you, don't continue?"

He Zhanshu kissed his shoulder to calm his heartbeat and restlessness in his body.

"Your back is bad."

Huang Xiaodou snorted and hugged his back tightly.

"Then you endure it?"

"Wait until your waist is healed. Be good and don't get angry."

I patted Huang Xiaodou's butt, don't move around, just rub it back and forth. If those sparks are ignited, you will suffer.

Huang Xiaodou purred like a cat, and she became good and stopped making trouble.

Pulling off the quilt, He Zhanshu hugged Huang Xiaodou in his arms, and kissed again and again.

"Stop making trouble and sleep well. The doctor said that if you sleep well, you will recover quickly."

Huang Xiaodou is really honest, this time he is honest.

He fell asleep quickly with his arms around He Zhanshu's waist.

As for the sons in the toilet paper, the fathers will take care of you tomorrow.

The author has something to say:

Open a new pit, a new pit, who stole my kidney, shamelessly begging for a collection, thank you little fairies