Huang Xiaodou as a Demon

I miss He Zhanyan very much, I really want to see Yan Ruyu, even if I just go to the park for a couple of laps without doing anything, he is shut up in the hospital and bored at home, forgetting how high the sky is and how wide the sea is outside, his only The little bird loves the blue sky and white clouds so much.

After He Zhanshu finished speaking, he turned his head, but Huang Xiaodou was gone, so he quickly stood up and went outside to look for it.

"Douer, Douer! Huang Xiaodou!"

"Young mistress has gone out, jumping and running!"

"Where did you go?"

The waiter spread his hands, but the young lady didn't say anything.

"When did you leave?"

"5 minutes ago."

He Zhanshu chased after him.

The masters of the antique shop looked at their young master with smiles. Ever since they fell in love, the young master has been ten years younger than before!Sure enough, love makes people young at heart!When did you see the Young Master run so wildly?Run all the way now!love!

Huang Xiaodou walked slowly, like a pregnant woman, walking with a limp while supporting her waist, He Zhanshu's long legs were so long, she rushed over and saw Huang Xiaodou.

"Yellow Bean!"

Huang Xiaodou turned her head and saw He Zhanshu and Zhang Fei running towards him, so she ran away in fright.

"You dare to take a step! Break your leg! Stand there for me!"

He Zhanshu pointed at the back of Huang Xiaodou's head and yelled. He has only been out of the hospital bed for a few days, and you want to run before you recover. Why don't you fly!

Huang Xiaodou didn't listen to him and kept running!

"I'll count to three, try moving again! One!"

Generally speaking, if you count to three, if you count to [-], I won’t stand still. What can you do? up.

He Zhanshu rushed over in three steps and two steps.

"I beg you, please, please let me out, I'm almost stupid, I want to go out!"

Huang Xiaodou begged, don't lock me up, I'm not your bird!

He Zhanshu dragged him back, trying to take him back.

"I just want to go out for a walk. I'll eat something good and I'll take a look at the scenery. I can take a look at the flowers and plants and catch some fish. Please, please!"

He Zhanshu stared.Huang Xiaodou shook off his hand and was about to leave. He Zhanshu simply stopped talking nonsense to him, grabbed his waist and threw Huang Xiaodou on his shoulders, and carried Huang Xiaodou up.

"Ah! Help! It's broad daylight! Strong and strong man! Is there anyone else who cares! I'm a juicy yellow flower girl, I've fallen into the hands of the devil!"

Huang Xiaodou screamed.He Zhanshu slapped his ass.

The world is getting worse, if a girl is snatched away by a man like this, someone will definitely rush to save her, just because she is a young man, everyone stands on both sides to watch the fun, laughing, look, the He family's young master and the owner How well his fiancé is playing, everyone on the street is so loving!

Huang Xiaodou's voice was hoarse, and he asked He Zhanshu to carry it back.Put it on the couch in the office and tie him up.

Cover the body with a quilt, and then use insulating tape to wrap Huang Xiaodou three times horizontally and vertically.

This is called boring beans!

Huang Xiaodou kept yelling and yelling in the office, but no one answered him, and no one came to rescue him when his throat was broken!

In the end, I stopped shouting, I couldn't shout anymore, and my throat was full of smoke.

He Zhanshu heard that he was still, so he came in, poured him a glass of milk, closed the curtains, and went to sleep.

Huang Xiaodou didn't get up the next day, but when He Zhanshu called him to call him, Huang Xiaodou remained in the coffin posture, lying still.Snoring with eyes closed.

"You really don't want to go with me?"

He Zhanshu teased him lying on the bedside, but Huang Xiaodou remained silent.

"It's okay if you don't go, I've locked all your tools, so you can just watch TV at home. I'll come back to cook at noon, so you have to be good at home."

Huang Xiaodou just opened his eyes.

"I'm just sleepy, I want to sleep. I'm really not going anywhere."

"Okay, stay at home, don't run around."

He Zhanshu changed his clothes and went to work.Huang Xiaodou ran to the windowsill and watched He Zhanshu's car drive out.

Hmph, don't run around?If I don't go to heaven, I am worthy of you!

Change clothes, run, go for a stroll!

After putting on his shoes and jacket, he deliberately left his mobile phone at home, so that He Zhanshu would not track and locate him, so he went to open the anti-theft door at home!

I pulled it hard, but it didn't open, and I pulled it hard, but it still wouldn't open.

He Zhanshu!

Huang Xiaodou doesn't know what to say, there is no such thing as He Zhanshu, you can just leave, why did you lock the door behind you!

When I go out, I just walk around, I see people absorb some yang energy, and I get some popularity, isn't that okay?Why do you shut me up like a dog.The doctor let me out of the hospital, and the doctor said that a little exercise can help recovery.Can't you just walk around?Either look under your nose, or lock the door.

Don't dare to go out if you are sure, open the window and jump out if you have the ability!Then really go!Such a tall building is really not worth it in the world!

Tear the curtains and sheets into strips and run them down?

Their family lives on the tenth floor, if he hangs in mid-air, then, the consequence is that his leg will be broken.

How about climbing from the windowsill to the next door?If one slips, the body falls freely.Life is good, my boyfriend is a bit machismo but still good, he hasn't lived enough.

There is no way around it, I can't really stay at home all morning.

All the manual tools are locked, except for the remote control, only the refrigerator.

Huang Xiaodou walked up and down the living room with her hips crossed, snapping her fingers.

"Zhanyan, what are you doing?"

"I'm in Yan Ruyu, Brother Douzi, are you feeling better, have you taken your medicine on time? What do you want to eat, I'll buy some for you."

"Haven't I been in the hospital all the time? I haven't bought any clothes for spring, and your brother is also busy with business in the store. Are you free? Come to my house. Let's go shopping and buy clothes. By the way, I'll treat you to hot pot!"

"Okay!"

Get it!

He Zhanyan has the key to their house, it doesn't matter if He Zhanshu doesn't open the door, isn't there still He Zhanyan?

Less than an hour later, when He Zhanyan really came, Huang Xiaodou called out from the door.

"The door is locked, you can open it yourself. I was playing with the lock last night, and it happened by accident."

This girl He Zhanyan is so stupid, she was fooled by Huang Xiaodou just like that.Just like that, Huang Xiaodou was taken away.

He Zhanshu came home before eleven o'clock, and there was a little ancestor at home, who wanted to cook for him.Open the door and look, it's very good, Huang Xiaodou is not at home!

Huang Xiaodou, in fact, he was definitely an octopus in his previous life.You just lock him in a box or a bottle, and he has the ability to unscrew the bottle cap and escape by himself.

It's a pity, he didn't inherit the characteristics of the octopus, the characteristics of the legs are all under the head,

Make He Zhanshu angry.

I'm afraid that he will fall while wandering outside alone, that his back will hurt from walking too much, and that his lower body will be filled with lead if he stands for too long. If you don't listen, you won't listen to anything you say.Run if you can!What are you doing out there?Wouldn't it be better to wait a month before going out?

Huang Xiaodou and He Zhanyan were having a lot of fun outside. He Zhanyan was not really stupid. He knew that he was taking care of his sister-in-law who was not recovering from a serious illness. Whenever he walked around, he would find a place to sit, eat and drink, and drive as much as he could. If you’re walking, look for it. Is there any pharmacy that can rent out wheelchairs? It’s only a few yuan an hour after paying a deposit. It’s fine to push my sister-in-law.It would be more convenient to go to the park, rent a two-person bicycle, Huang Xiaodou let the elders sit idle in the back seat, He Zhanyan gritted his teeth and pedaled hard, playing with Huang Xiaodou.

After finally coming out once, and being able to play well, Huang Xiaodou was a little bit reluctant to leave. If it wasn't dark, he would probably be able to play until tomorrow.

When I got home, I saw He Zhanshu's car downstairs, and Huang Xiaodou's free self returned to her body, and it was over!

"Zhanyan, do you want to live here today?"

Both of them were at home. He Zhanshu should not even be a sister. He Zhanshu hurts his sister.

He Zhanyan shook his head.

"My mother said, don't let me bother you all the time. It's not easy for my brother to fall in love. If I get in the middle, you won't have a world of two. I can't live, I'll go back to live, and I'll send you off. Let's go back."

Huang Xiaodou complained in her heart, sister, you don't need to be so sensible!

"It's been a long time since you ate the food cooked by your brother!"

"Then I'll leave after dinner."

So happy to decide!

Huang Xiaodou felt that if he could procrastinate for a while, He Zhanshu lost his temper and acted like a baby at night, and moaned a few times.

When I got home, I opened the door.

He Zhanshu sat on the sofa like a king kong, and Zhan Douer squatted aside like a god dog.

The combination of the two is a bit like Erlang God and the dog.

They are not angry.Coupled with the fact that He Zhanshu's heart was on fire and his face was ugly, He Zhanyan wanted to call him big brother coquettishly.I dare not.Winking with Huang Xiaodou at the door, what's wrong with my brother?It's been a long time since I saw him so angry.

Huang Xiaodou pretended not to see it, and lowered her head.

It's like two unlucky kids who had been playing outside until midnight. When they came home happily, they saw their father in the living room with a small wooden stick ready to cut them. They hung their heads and leaned against the wall, trying to pretend to be crabs or Yellow croaker, slip away.

Muttering in my heart, you didn't see me, you didn't see me!

He Zhanshu put down Erlang's raised legs and cleared his throat.

Huang Xiaodou's hair was all blown up.Hit Jiling, scared!

He Zhanshu snorted, Huang Xiaodou is a coward, he keeps testing and testing, always holding a fluke mentality, when the real disaster is imminent, all the fear will come out.Since you're afraid, why do you act obediently?Won't you be obedient?

He Zhanyan felt that something was wrong here, and it was definitely Huang Xiaodou who caused trouble again.

Last time her brother gave Brother Douzi a serious lesson, this time he won't pay back the lesson, since Brother Douzi hasn't recovered yet.

The two little bastards bared their teeth, showing their favor.

"Zhanyan, are you staying here or going home?"

Let's solve one first.

Only a fool lives here, who knows what family conflicts will be involved.

"Go home! I'll be right back, I'm afraid it won't be safe if it's too late!"

He gave Huang Xiaodou a careful look, and ran away.

The resentment in Huang Xiaodou's heart, I bought you a beautiful skirt, and you treat your sister-in-law like this?

"Why did you go?"

"That, that what."

Huang Xiaodou stood against the wall, her eyes were streaming and she rubbed her toes.

"Your mother asked Zhanyan to bring some food, but when she found the door was locked, she opened the door and walked in. Seeing that I was bored, we went out for a walk. Eat something good and buy some clothes."

Pointing to the bag on the ground, today's trophies are all here.

He Zhanshu let out a cry.

"Tired?"

"No, Zhanyan took good care of me. I would walk a distance of about 100 meters. I would use a wheelchair to push me a little farther away. At first we rented a wheelchair, but later we couldn't rent one, so we simply bought one. It’s very fun, it’s the kind of electric one, you can run without being pushed, and if Zhanyan is tired, you can step on the back of the wheelchair, and I’m driving her in the wheelchair and she’s running so fast.”

Huang Xiaodou made gestures excitedly. Besides, high-tech, this wheelchair is similar to an electric car. The left and right armrests are the direction. The wheelchair will turn in whichever direction you push, and walk in a straight line with your body leaning forward slightly. There are also high and medium speeds. , three gears at low speed, they played with the electric wheelchair for a long time, and even raced with the night runners in the park in the electric wheelchair.

Excited, but excited.

"That's good. Change your shoes and come in. Have you eaten yet?"

He Zhanshu calmed down the anger on his face and became more amiable.Got up to get the apron and prepare the hot meal.

"We want to go home and eat."

"Then wash your hands and eat."

He Zhanshu entered the kitchen, and Huang Xiaodou stretched her neck to look at He Zhanshu, feeling a little overwhelmed.

That's it, it's over?

There was no quarrel, no cursing, no feather duster, just passed away with a lot of thunder and rain?

It's so rare to see him, I thought he was absolutely furious.

There is nothing wrong, the world is peaceful, pass the customs safely!Oye!

Huang Xiaodou touched his chest.Soothe a beating heart.

"He must love me very much!"

Go into the house happily, wash your hands and eat.

He Zhanshu was really gentle, he wasn't angry at all, he brought him some food, and kept asking him if he had a good time today.

Very happy!How can I be unhappy? I saw a lot of people, I even flew a kite, I had a picnic, and I went shopping. It was fun.

He Zhanshu smiled and nodded, just be happy.

After playing for a day, Huang Xiaodou's body, which has not been exercising, has not fully recovered. She becomes sleepy when she is full, and falls asleep after washing.

He Zhanshu didn't sleep, he was tinkering with the closet.

Huang Xiaodou watched half asleep and half awake as he kept taking out his clothes.

"What are you doing."

He softly asked, what are you doing with clothes in the middle of the night?

"It's spring, and I can't wear winter clothes. I put away the clothes. Some dirty ones are washed and put away."

"Send it to the dry cleaning."

"Well, some are sent for dry cleaning, and some need to be washed by hand. Go to sleep."

Huang Xiaodou fell into a dreamland.

He Zhanshu looked back at him, took all Huang Xiaodou's clothes, including underwear, out of the closet, and carried them away.

Send the big down jacket and small down jacket for dry cleaning in winter.As for the others,,,

I glanced at the weather forecast, it will be rainy tomorrow.

Huang Xiaodou stayed in bed in the morning, was tired yesterday, and didn't want to get up today.

He Zhanshu kissed him on the forehead several times.Close to the ear and told him to be obedient and stop messing around at home.That's when I went to work.

Huang Xiaodou stretched her waist, and the light rain was just falling asleep.

I was lazy for a while, and the time was just past nine o'clock, so I got up to wash up and have some breakfast, then went to the antique street, played in the antique shop for a while, and it was time for lunch, so I asked He Zhanshu to treat him to something delicious, and I will watch it in the afternoon Shop to do handicrafts, this small day, comfortable!

Not exhausted, get up.

Generally speaking, it is He Zhanshu who puts the pajamas aside, washes and eats, and then changes out of clothes, and the pajamas are thrown into the washing machine.But today's pajamas are not here.

That's okay, Huang Xiaodou opened the closet to find a pair of jeans to put on.But after he opened it, he thought their house had been broken into.Looted their house!

The closet is very big, and the clothes of the two of them are kept separately. He Zhanshu sorts them out neatly, and now the only thing that is clean is a sock in the corner of the closet.There is nothing left!All gone!

Down jackets and cashmere jackets are gone, shirts and T-shirts are gone, pajamas, vests and underwear are gone.Don't care about either of them's clothes, all the clean ones are gone!

There is only one sock in the wardrobe of two or three meters.

what's the situation?

Huang Xiaodou ran to the washing machine in a pair of shorts. He Zhanshu said last night that he would put away his winter clothes.

At first glance, the washing machine was very clean, not even socks.

Turning around to look at the balcony, there were only two wet underwear and twenty pairs of panties on the balcony.

Let's put it this way, there is not a single piece of clothing over one foot.

No clothes, no curtains, no bed sheets.

There's a thief in the house!If a thief comes, you can't just steal the clothes. There are so many things that are more valuable than clothes, so why just take the clothes?

Except for those panties on the balcony, even He Zhanshu's clothes disappeared together.

In other words, Huang Xiaodou can't wear anything except the little pants on her body.There is no clothes for him to wear!

I went to look for the phone again, but the phone was gone.Landline telephone lines were dropped.Except for a desktop computer that cannot be moved away, the notebook and tablet are gone.

Quickly turn on the computer and go online, contact He Zhanshu.It can be seen that there is no network.

Huang Xiaodou looked at the opposite building, there was an aunt drying clothes on the balcony, she was so frightened that she quickly closed the curtains, although there were no thick curtains, there were still gauze curtains?Even if it's very thin, it can still block it. You can't walk around the room in shorts.

Pulling the curtains, groping around the room, what is He Zhanshu doing?

I saw a piece of A4 paper on the security door of their house, with the words He Zhanshu flying and phoenix dancing.

"Can't you run? You can still run if you are locked up. I took away your shoes and all your clothes. If you have the guts, run naked and naked. Anyway, I am not the one who loses face. Maybe you don't care if you lose it or not." It’s okay to be ashamed. I’ve taken away the curtains and sheets. Even if you tear up the sheets and walk through the window, there’s nothing left. On the tenth floor of our house, the gauze curtains are thin and not strong. If you dare to try, be prepared to fall to your death .Unless you grow wings and transform into a suit of clothes, I will see how you run away! I can’t bear to beat you, you won’t listen to scolding, and you won’t be able to teach you a lesson! Turn around with your underpants all over the street. I’m telling you, I won’t save you if you’re caught in a mental hospital! Stay at home obediently, baby.”

"He Zhanshu!"

Huang Xiaodou tore up the note, and was so angry that he didn't know what to scold He Zhanshu.

He also said why he wasn't angry last night, he looked very angry, but in the blink of an eye, he thought he loved him and was reluctant to teach him a lesson!

Bah, you are so passionate!

He Zhanshu was holding back his energy to deal with him.

The clothes are all taken away, how can he go out!

No matter how lasagna he is, he dare not really run around in the street wearing a little pants with Ultraman printed on it.Taken away by the police, taken away by a mental hospital.Their old Huang's family also has three generations of Qingyu, he dare not bring grandpa's face to shame.

What can I do?

It is impossible to go out.You can only walk around the house in your shorts.Not to mention playing games and mobile phones, watching TV has no signal!

Even Zhan Douer was taken away by He Zhanshu!

To change the way of thinking, he used to be the king of heaven and earth, and He Zhanshu didn't really teach him a lesson. He thought that He Zhanshu was weak in combat, so he didn't want to teach him a lesson.If you really want to be impatient, if you don't beat or scold, He Zhanshu can beat Huang Xiaodou to death, but Huang Xiaodou has nothing to do.

Are you not smart?Don't you have the skills?

Come on, find a way to get out, or find a way to get a suit of clothes to put on!

Huang Xiaodou couldn't resist anymore, she had no choice but to jump up and down, she resigned herself to lying on the floor stall, opened the curtains, and fantasized that she was lying on the beach in Sanya, surrounded by a group of beauties in bikinis under the bright sunshine.

Here to bask in the sun, turn over and bask in the sun.

Can't help but think of an advertisement, high-quality soybeans, after 180 days of drying, are made into high-quality soy sauce!

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