Huang Xiaodou as a Demon

"I don't talk about foreign countries, and I don't talk about ancient times. I am Douzi's mother. Our family has always been very open-minded. Douzi is small and grew up beside his grandfather. His father and I don't have much time to take care of him, and we can't take care of him in life, let alone others. Speaking of studying, I also wanted him to study well at that time. This is not just what I want to do. It is the result of the joint efforts of parents and children. If parents fail to fulfill their obligations, don’t force children. Enmity. We are very happy when he grows up healthy, free from illness and pain. Besides, he takes care of everything. This life is his and not ours. We don’t even take care of ourselves. Discipline meddles in the lives of children. Sometimes children do better than their parents! Just like us Xiaodou, we have never made a lot of money in our life, and our Xiaodou earns more than us in a month. Our Xiaodou has a clever mouth, and we have a clumsy mouth The gills can't speak, but Xiaodou can be fluent in all directions. Isn't that good? Besides, people are all the same. Parents have pursuits, but children don't pursue them? You can't force the parents' pursuits on their children. .”

Dou Mama really doesn't care.It looks so bright.

"It can make Douzi happy, and our precious son is also a treasure to others, so that's fine!"

Dad Dou supports Mom Dou, that's how they see it clearly.

"Why are you talking so much? Let's see how good our book exhibition is! It's so good, young man, it's very rare to attract people!"

Daddy Dou pointed to the kitchen, and these people ran to the door of the kitchen to look at He Zhanshu, from head to toe, and from foot to head.

Those lines of sight were like X-rays, seeing through He Zhanshu's bones and blood.

Nice guy.

Can cook, this advantage is good.

This tall guy looks like a model.

No wonder.

Whispering, it's still whispering whispers, constantly exchanging opinions, nodding constantly.

He Zhanshu was really a little uncomfortable being scanned by all the eyes.

He looks at antiques every day, and several masters go back and forth to look at an antique, so he is now an antique, and he is scanned by lasers, and he is almost observed with a magnifying glass.

There really was an elderly man who came over and circled around He Zhanshu.

Standing in front of He Zhanshu, stroking the mustache on his chin, he nodded.

"The sky is full, the appearance of a prince and general."

"Third Grandpa, you are right, I will call him the emperor at home!"

Huang Xiaodou was beaming with joy.

Another little old lady walked over, took He Zhanshu's hand, flipped through it back and forth, and touched it carefully.

This is a little old lady, if this is a big girl, then she is taking the opportunity to molest the handsome guy.

"Thick palms, good fortune, slender hands, busy grasping money. This young man can make money."

"Thank you, Grandma Fourth!"

Huang Xiaodou was almost dancing, so He Zhanshu might make money.

"Hand lines are clear, but there are horizontal lines on the palm, young man, you must learn to control your temper."

"Fourth aunt, he has a good temper."

Huang Xiaodou didn't like to hear this, although he was right, but He Zhanshu's temper was really good.Much better than before.

He Zhanshu looked at Huang Xiaodou strangely. What's wrong with his relatives? Did he just read his palm after reading his face?

"Come on, young man, tell me your birth date, let me see if you are compatible."

"Simply, young man, meeting is fate, let me do the math for you, okay?"

All the chatter came together.

He Zhanshu was taken aback by this group of overly enthusiastic relatives, really frightened.

Huang Xiaodou said, you must be visited, and you must be frightened.He didn't believe it, but now he does.

What are the relatives of the Huang family doing?

Huang Xiaodou stretched out her arms and stopped in front of He Zhanshu. She was very brave, a special man, and especially protected her daughter-in-law!

"Come at me!"

"Why are you coming at you? We have ruined your horoscope. We just want to count this young man!"

Pulling Huang Xiaodou aside, the third grandpa, four aunts, and fifth uncle dragged He Zhanshu to the living room, just like visiting a first-class protected animal, the giant panda, surrounded He Zhanshu. Take out their respective eating guys from the bag.

Turtle shell shaking hexagrams, compass gossip, sackcloth face-to-face.

He counted He Zhanshu's first three lives and the middle life of the next three lives, and gave him a free gift of Feng Shui in the Yin House.

He Zhanshu probably understands what the relatives of the old Huang's family are doing. They are definitely entertainers!

The one who asked for help for the first time looked at Huang Xiaodou, why don't you hurry up and save me!

He would rather cook for a hundred people in the kitchen than be a panda here. At least the panda can’t be touched casually. It doesn’t count if he is touched on the head, face and hands.For the first time, he knew that he could also look at foot prints when looking at faces!

Huang Xiaodou was laughing like crazy, this unconscionable prodigal boyfriend knew how to laugh, and didn't help at all.

It's still the mother-in-law who loves her son-in-law, and can't bear the son-in-law being surrounded by a group of people, shouting, show the book, the meat pot will be muddled!It was only then that He Zhanshu broke through the siege and rushed into the safe kitchen.

Huang Xiaodou rushed into the kitchen, closed the door and laughed so hard that he almost sat down on the ground, He Zhanshu slapped him so angrily and funny.

"They won't come to save me. What's the use of you!"

"It's your luck to be able to count grandparents like me. You must know that you may not be able to line up if you ask them to count."

Sitting on the small bench, Huang Xiaodou can brag vigorously, advocating that their family is also a famous family.

"My grandfather was engaged in the study of cultural relics. My third grandfather studied the gossip of the Book of Changes. My fourth aunt studied physiognomy. My fifth uncle looked at Yinyang Houses in the early stage and became a lay monk in the later stage to serve the Buddha. Our ancestors passed on the study Metaphysical."

It is better to directly say that those who engage in feudal superstition are better than anything else.

"On the first day of the Lunar New Year, the first fortune-tellers to read the fortune are all over the top. They are very accurate. Really, they are very famous in the counties, villages and towns. We are also a famous family, don't you Look down on our family, let me tell you, I haven’t learned anything else, I know how to play Gu and bewitch me, if you are sorry for me, I will prick the villain, it’s the kind played on TV, make a puppet The doll pierces the villain, which makes you hurt every day, and makes you unable to lift it."

Believe it or not, the ancestral craftsmanship is amazing!can do anything.

Can open an altar to pray for rain, can set up an altar to catch demons, can tamper with ghosts and gods to tamper with the book of life and death, and can lay a gu on a villain for revenge!

If you are afraid, I will ask you if you are afraid!

"Are you catching monsters? Aren't you afraid that a thunderbolt will come down and chop you off? I haven't heard of monsters catching monsters. Do you still want to cheat?"

Huang Xiaodou is the first big monster, if you don't do it, you will be very monster.

"Really, don't believe me, my uncles and aunts are really accurate. They say that you will be rich and prosperous all your life, live a long life, and you will be happier in your later years than you are now, so I don't worry. Because your blessing in your later years is I gave it to you, you marry me, I will grow old with you, and we will enjoy happiness together when we grow old."

Well, He Zhanshu nodded, he believed it.

Just because of this, he believes in these feudal superstitions of fortune-telling and divination.

"I'll ask the third grandpa to calculate for you whether this year is good or not."

Pulling He Zhanshu to go out, He Zhanshu quickly shook his head, he was really scared.

Because someone who didn't know his seniority said, just take off your clothes, and I'll touch all your bones for you.

Dear, do you know about hooliganism?

He Zhanshu traveled all over the world, and he became stage fright here, so he didn't dare to go out and show his face.

The place in the house is small, and there are three tables set up for dinner, with their backs on top of their backs, but it is very lively. The family banquet is like this, but it is lively. There are no seniors or inferiors, and they all eat together, waiting for He Zhanshu to serve the last dish Serve on the table, this is the beginning of the table.

Eat, eat, drink, play and joke.

As long as this family is not noisy, He Zhanshu likes this family quite a lot. Many people gather together. Huang Xiaodou is not the youngest, and there is a nephew below him. Four generations live under the same roof. Mr. Huang has not celebrated his birthday for many years. Everyone gathered together, Mr. Huang was very happy.

Dou Mom and Dou Dad kept picking up food for He Zhanshu, and Huang Xiaodou also showed the advantages of her boyfriend. She didn't eat by herself, and she didn't dare to stretch out her chopsticks for fear of He Zhanshu's restraint, so she kept slapping him.

It was obviously Mr. Huang's birthday, and He Zhanshu became the main character, and everyone brought him food, asked him to drink, and talked to him.

So enthusiastic.

Halfway through eating, the fourth aunt stood opposite Huang Xiaodou, watching Huang Xiaodou while eating.

"Grandson, be careful this year."

This made everyone focus on Huang Xiaodou.

"It doesn't smell that good!"

"It's been more than two months, and I had an operation for a fall on my waist."

Dou Ma explained that no matter how well raised it hurts its vitality, it's normal for her complexion to not be so good.

"Xiaodou is 26 this year. It's the year of birth."

The imaginary year is 26, which is not the year of birth, but Huang Xiaodou is born in the twelfth lunar month, and the Chinese New Year is more than a month old, so it is said to be 26 in name, but it is actually in the year of birth.

It is said that the year of birth is not so good, and accidents are easy to happen. This year came true at the beginning of the year, and I fell and broke my lumbar spine.

"The operation has already been performed, and it should be over."

"No, no, I don't think Xiaodou has been very peaceful this year, so pay more attention in the second half of the year. Don't go uphill, uphill or downhill, and stay away from dark places."

He Zhanshu scoffed at this kind of feudal superstition, but when it came to Huang Xiaodou, He Zhanshu had to take it seriously.

It's weird to say, the steps are not high, only five or six meters from top to bottom, how could the lumbar vertebrae be broken with just one fall, is it true that there is a zodiac year?

"Fourth aunt, is there any way?"

He Zhanshu really wanted to know the solution.

"Watch closely,"

"Fourth Auntie, you were bought by him, he has already stopped letting me go out, and you still let him keep an eye on me, just let him make a cage to lock me up, I'm not a bird either! "

Huang Xiaodou protested, really don't bring such a thing, it's rare that he can go out, locking him at home every day can make people feel aggrieved and crazy.

Don't take He Zhanshu seriously.

But He Zhanshu took it seriously, and scanned Huang Xiaodou, wondering if a tracking and positioning chip had been implanted in Huang Xiaodou's body. As long as he exceeded the specified range, he could release an electric current and stun him.

But this kind of high technology only appears in movies.

Seeing He Zhanshu's gloomy eyes, Huang Xiaodou trembled with fright. This buddy won't ponder any more scary thoughts.

Really want to build a cage at home?Or get a chain?

"Feudal superstitions are unbelievable!"

At this time, it is called feudal superstition.

"It would be good to absorb more yang energy. Men are the biggest source of yang energy. Who is more manly than Brother He, Dou Zi, you can spend more time with Brother He."

In Huang Xiaodou's generation, there is also a young cousin who is about 20 years old. The new and new human beings speak quickly and wink at Huang Xiaodou. How about this method?

It can also enhance feelings and get rid of disasters.Kill two birds with one stone.

"Why don't we get married and have a good time."

Huang Xiaodou climbed up the pole, generally speaking, it was to avoid bad luck.Let's get married, getting married to save a life is better than a seven-level pagoda.

He Zhanshu pinched him under the table, you know how to choose a date when you come out of the closet, Mr. Huang is celebrating his birthday, and you have so many relatives, do you want your parents to come to Taiwan?Are you not afraid of flipping the table?

"Why are you in such a hurry?"

Mama Dou patted Huang Xiaodou.

"Don't be so ignorant, eat well!"

Seeing Huang Xiaodou's pressing step by step, he still doesn't scare He Zhanshu, he must give He Zhanshu some time, it takes time to prepare for the wedding and so on.

This is called forced marriage, it cannot be done like this.

When Huang Xiaodou saw it, his mother definitely disagreed. Don't say it out of the ignorance, then it means disagreeing.

It seems that the novel is not fake, do we really have to experience opposition, beatings and scolding to be together?

The so-called second half of the natal year is not peaceful, and this catastrophe is probably due to my mother's objection.

Absolutely, the fourth aunt said don't go to places with a lot of yin, who has the yin of their house, a dozen skulls are placed in the house, it is definitely yin.

The little flower seedling of my love is about to experience a storm.

Looking at He Zhanshu resentfully, I won't break up with you no matter what!

He Zhanshu held his hand tightly, no way.

Huang Xiaodou was in a low mood, and her meals were no longer delicious. After her uncles and aunts had left, Huang Xiaodou lay down on the bed and pretended to be dead.

"I'll just talk to my mother clearly!"

After much deliberation, let's make it clear, just make it clear!

He Zhanshu held him down.

"Let's proceed according to the original plan. First, we will choose a house for your parents to increase their favorability. Even if we say so, your parents will not strictly object when they see that you have an independent economy and can make things happen."

Huang Xiaodou thinks about it, and it's the same reason

Cannibals have short mouths and short hands, and the house has been bought for parents and grandpas to live in, and parents will not object.

The two of them found an excuse to go out and searched for several real estate properties. Huang Xiaodou wanted to find a one-hundred-two to one-hundred-fifty one. The money in his hand was enough for a down payment, and he could afford to repay the loan every month.But He Zhanshu chose a [-], four bedrooms, two living rooms and two bathrooms, and the location is not bad.

But at this price, Huang Xiaodou didn't even know that their house price was more than [-] per square meter. After counting his own money, Huang Xiaodou wanted to sell his kidney.I guess it would be difficult to sell my heart, liver, spleen, stomach and kidneys.

"You have 60 in your hand."

"That's not enough."

"Dou'er, what if your parents beat you and force you to break up with me? Are you breaking up?"

"Life is your person, death is your ghost!"

"Not cowardly?"

"Other things can be cowardly, but this matter must not be cowardly!"

Huang Xiaodou patted her chest to promise.

He Zhanshu laughed and kissed Huang Xiaodou.

"Babe, go to a bank and transfer 40 to my card."

"what?"

"Buy a house for your dad. If it's not enough, I'll make it up for you."

"Okay! Then I've made money and I'm giving it to you!"

Twenty thousand and one square meters, one hundred and eight square meters, 20.00% down payment, He Zhanshu added 30 million to him is enough for the down payment, and he can pay back the money.

"Give me the bag, don't lose it by doing things in a daze."

Huang Xiaodou gave the backpack to He Zhanshu, and ran out to find the bank.

He Zhanshu smiled at the sales lady.

"What's the discount for paying in full?"

Huang Xiaodou ran back after completing the transfer, and He Zhanshu gave him the house purchase contract.

The owner, Xiaodou Huang.

"what!"

Huang Xiaodou's voice was raised, and when he saw the full payment, his eyes almost popped out.

"This time, I bought a gift for your grandfather, but I didn't bring a gift for your parents."

"But but but,,,"

"We have two children in our family. I, He Zhanyan, can discuss what to do. Your family is yours. You decide, and your husband will definitely support you."

He touched Huang Xiaodou's head, put his arms around his shoulders and went to the car.

"You haven't recovered from your injuries. No matter how angry you are, I can't bear to beat you. Can I let my mother-in-law beat you? After you get married, your parents are also my parents. They buy a suite for them. If you have the ability, then buy it." Well. Your house is really too small, I hope that next time I come to live in your house, my mother-in-law can change us to a big bed."

"But, but,,,"

"You have spent money too, and the 40 yuan is also included in the house payment. If you want to pay back the money, then go ahead and pay me back 1000 yuan a month for 80 years. If you are afraid that you will evade debts, I will keep you in the house." by my side."

He Zhanshu smiled and pinched his earlobe.

"Mobile phone location, tracker on body, am I breaking the law? Invading privacy? I'm afraid you won't pay back the money if you run away! By the way, I'm the creditor, you can't die if you don't pay the money, let's settle it later Forget it, how many years will it take. At least 80 years. Enough."

Huang Xiaodou didn't even know what he was going to say, and for the first time He Zhanshu had nothing to say.

He Zhanshu smiled, are you dumb?

"Tell your mother that you bought it later, don't tell the truth stupidly. The two of us are not here, you let your mother pay attention to the decoration. Be sure to change us to a big bed, that bed is really too small .”

"I love you so much."

"Hmph, love me in every house? I've been serving you for two months and you didn't say you love me, you little money addict!"

After serving them for two months, Huang Xiaodou either begged him for mercy to go out, or made all kinds of requests in a domineering manner without saying a word of love.A house, take the initiative to say love you?He is not a fan of money.

Their house is really too small. It is said to be three bedrooms and one living room. In fact, the addition of three bedrooms and one living room is not enough for ninety square meters. Mr. Huang can't sleep in the study every day.

Dou Dad Dou Mama really wants to change, but they are paid dead wages. Besides, Xiaodou is not at home all year round, so he can live at home.I didn't care either.

He Zhanshu told Huang Xiaodou not to be stupid, just tell the truth, what will your parents do when the time comes, just say that there are people I know here, and the internal price I found is much lower than the market price, let alone paying in full , Let’s talk about mortgages.The monthly mortgage payment is not much, which is very cheap.

Huang Xiaodou promised well in the face, and then gave all the credit to He Zhanshu. He bought it for me. I didn't pay for it. He wants to be filial to you!

These are all bargaining chips. Sooner or later, he will come out of the closet. His parents live in the house bought by He Zhanshu. If he still objected, it would be a bit unreasonable!

At that time, parents will not make things difficult for He Zhanshu.

Huang Xiaodou didn't understand what his parents said in a daze.

His parents said over and over again, you have to listen to Zhan Shu, you two should not fight, he cares about you, you have to listen, and treat his parents, grandpa,

Huang Xiaodou didn't understand, and thought it was because she was afraid that she would cause trouble for the He family.

I don't know whether Huang Xiaodou is stupid or smart.