Dazai wants to dye this green

"The dishes are good."

Xia Youjie chewed the carrot dryly, and replied slowly: "Well, it's not bad."

There was a silence.

"How are you doing recently? Pretty good?" Xia Youjie thought of a new beginning.

"Well, it's pretty good. How about you?" Gojo Satoru took a sip of the noodle soup.

"I'm fine too." Xia Youjie continued to chew carrots dryly.

"..."

"..."

"I'm going to die of embarrassment from them." Osamu Dazai eavesdropped on the door and complained, "What's the relationship between these two?"

Mori Ogai, who eavesdropped on the comparison, made a hypothesis: "Could it be that Xia Youjie was a three-faced spy who had no choice but to go undercover. He betrayed his best friend with Gojo Satoru and fled the organization in a hurry after the death of his best friend. So at present, Gojo Satoru is resentful He, Xia Youjie, feels guilty, but both of them still remember the happy time drinking together in the tavern... or something like that?"

Osamu Dazai looked up at him: "Why do I feel that your guess has become specific enough to become a meal replacement model?"

Mori Ogai said righteously: "This is absolutely nothing! This is a plot I just came up with! But don't you think the blood is so bloody that it makes people's hearts boil?"

Dazai Osamu: Boiling fart, see if I don't expose you, an unlicensed black doctor who has a bad intention for Sister Saya——

"Hey... Could it be that Mr. Wujo and Mr. Xia You are close friends who broke up?" Saya realized later.

That's just old Mori's wild guess, don't take it seriously!

The four sneakily crowded outside the restaurant door communicated in low voices. Although Osamu Dazai strongly opposed it, Saya and Nakahara also agreed with Mori Ogai's guess.

"It's really similar." Zhongya said, "It was the same after I quarreled with the members of 'Sheep' before. There will be an awkward period before reconciliation."

Shaye's eyes lit up.

"Then, let's help Mr. Gojo and Mr. Xiayou reconcile, shall we?"

Mori Ogai: ...Huh?

"Because... I feel that if the two of them are allowed to continue to be awkward like this, the strange curse spirit may not be found." Saya explained, "After Mr. Wujo arrived, Mr. Xia You's state was very strange. They The two basically put their attention on each other, and have no intention of completing the commission at all, which is not good. So, let's help together!"

Although this is indeed quite reasonable, but...

"How can I help reconcile?" Nakahara Chuya asked.

Sha Ye seriously tapped her palm lightly: "It's very simple, as long as one of them almost dies!"

Ogai Mori & Osamu Dazai & Chuya Nakahara: Huh? !

"There is nothing that can't be solved by dying once. If it doesn't work, die twice!" Saya said solemnly about the laws of the universe she saw from the special photo, "And the near-death state of a close friend can also inspire other people. The evolution of a person may turn into the ultimate invincible mode. After killing the enemy with one punch, kneel down beside the dead body of a friend and cry, saying something: "Sorry, I'm late! In fact, I have always been to you ...' and so on. My friend woke up slowly at this time: 'Ah, so you...in fact, I also...'——Qang Qiang! Happy Ending! A happy ending!"

Osamu Dazai: Obviously this is no longer a special feature film, it is an idol drama, right? !

But I don't know why it sounds very reasonable!

"So, Wujo Wu or Xia Youjie, which one is better to let near death..." Mori Ogai touched his shaved chin and thought seriously.

Why have you already started thinking about this in advance? !

"Why don't we let that blind man be in a desperate situation? He seems weaker." Nakahara Zhong also suggested.

Mori Ogai is embarrassed to say that Gojo Satoru is not blind.

The conversation in the room has drifted on to the next round.

"... How about the teacher's welfare?"

"It's pretty good, and you can afford 15 shirts. How about you? It's pretty impressive to engage in religion, huh?"

"Well, the money for the incense below is paid diligently, and I just replaced the two children with new mobile phones last month."

"Children nowadays really like to change digital products. Students in colleges and universities will ask their families for pocket money to buy new models after the new version of Apple mobile phones comes out. That is to say, our Xiaohui is quite good, and he doesn't need me to buy him a mobile phone. After beating up the bad boys in the whole district, others will pay him pocket money..."

Xia Youjie: ...?

Four people outside the door: ………?

Saya looked down at Osamu Dazai and Chuya Nakahara, and they immediately promised: "I never rob the money of ordinary students, it's too shameful! I just rob the cash transport trucks of the port mafia members!" "I Don't be a bad boy, it's too bad, I'll just grab Zhongye's wallet from now on!"

Saya and Mori Ogai had to hold a child to prevent them from breaking the door panel.

Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie heard the movement outside the door, Xia Youjie gave a wry smile, and changed the topic: "Did Gaozhuan also find out about the Yokohama Curse Spirit?"

"Well, it just so happened that Mori Ogai gave me clues about the super magic spirit, so I'll take a look." Gojo Satoru held one of his chins with his hand, and gently poked the other finger on a small Kamen Rider ornaments, "What about you? Have you committed a collection again? When you see a curse spirit, you want to stuff it into your mouth and stuff it bulging in your cheek?"

"Don't act like I'm a hamster." Xia Youjie said helplessly, "That cursed object left residue on Saya's body. Judging by the concentration, it should have chosen someone around her as its host, so I just came to see her house today."

Gojo Satoru grinned: "You're called 'Saya' so intimately? It turns out that you like the kind of silver-haired Yamato Nadeko-type girl, I understand, I really match you!"

"Are you kidding, but I will never dislike girls like you—"

It stopped abruptly, and they almost immediately realized the weirdness of the situation.

A chance event, a chance encounter, they sat at both ends of the dining table as if nothing had happened in the past ten years, and continued to tease each other as close friends in the tone of a male high school student.

There was another silence in the room. Nakahara Nakahara, who had just finished the fight with Osamu Dazai, raised his head and asked, "What did they say just now?"

Osamu Dazai, who still had time to eavesdrop, said, "That uncle monk likes Saya."

Saya: Don't make such misleading shortened sentences on your own, you child! ! !

Mori Ogai suddenly laughed softly: "Well...how about letting Xia Youjiege experience the feeling of dying? Anyway, I think he still has time to think about whether he likes it or not. Can withstand a death shock, what do you think, Saya?"

Saya glanced at Mori Ogai, and suddenly felt that she saw something strange, just like the black mist she saw on Lantang's chest in the ward yesterday.

[Mori Ogai is not very happy. ]

Sticky thoughts formed in her mind, and Sha Ye secretly pinched her own palm, amazed at her recent improvement in her perception of other people's emotions.

Dr. Mingmingsen is still smiling now, why do you think he is unhappy?

[Because his eyes are not smiling. ]

Then Saya quietly looked into Mori Ogai's eyes, and happened to meet the black-haired doctor's purple eyes the same color as wine.When she saw those eyes, she immediately bent up, revealing a real "smile": "Sha Ye?"

"...There is indeed a difference." Sha Ye muttered.

The conversation in the room was still going on, but because it involved proper nouns about spells and some code words that only Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie could understand, the two eavesdropping little guys were no longer able to understand. Understood.

"What are they talking about now?" Mori Ogai asked.

Zhong Yuanzhong also struggled to recount: "What kind of soul... er, er... mantra power, er, mantra spirit..."

Well, let's not embarrass the child.

The chatter gradually faded away, until it finally became the sound of approaching footsteps.The four of them immediately turned their heads and scattered, Sayo rushed to the kitchen and pretended that she had been washing the dishes, and Mori Ogai ran to the refrigerator and pretended to help with the leftovers.Nakahara Nakaya followed behind Saya and pretended to help put the bowl into the cupboard, Dazai pretended to be watching Nakahara Nakaya helped Saya put the bowl into the cupboard——no, he was obviously just watching, without pretending !

"...Have you washed the dishes for half an hour?" Gojo Satoru asked standing at the kitchen door.

Sha Ye randomly found an excuse: "There are four people in our family, of course there are too many bowls."

Everyone present turned to look at her, and said in unison: "Where did you get four? Isn't it three?" "Isn't it five?" "Isn't it two?"

Gojo Satoru:? ? ?

Your household registration book... is it a loose-leaf book?

Mori Ogai: "You don't count Alice?"

Nakahara Chuya's eyebrows were flying into the hairline: "Since when are you and Alice counted as members of our family?"

Osamu Dazai was even more confident: "Isn't there just me and Saya in our family?"

Gojo Satoru slowly took out a lollipop from his pocket, intending to happily watch the whole family kitchen brawl—at least it was worth hearing a few shattering sounds of plates!

"I said you——" Xia Youjie rushed to the kitchen after hearing something was wrong, and as soon as he came in, he found Gojo Goku clattering lollipops, cheering up and saying that the fight should be good and louder, "You guys what are you doing?"

With a stick of lollipop in his mouth, Wujo Wu said vaguely, "Look at those two brats throwing plates and fighting."

Xia Youjie: Do you only pursue watching little monkeys fight? !

Can I take you to Ueno Zoo to watch orangutans fight? !

"It's alright, it's alright." Xia Youjie didn't know why he was here today to persuade Wutiaowu, "I want to talk about that curse spirit..."

"It's three!"

"Two bites!"

Sha Ye picked up the two boys one by one, clamped them under the elbows like holding dolls, and smiled apologetically at Xia Youjie: "Mr. Xia You, go ahead. My two children have always been like this, but it's really nothing event."

Xia Youjie looked at Sha Ye who was able to easily set up two boys weighing at least 70 jin. After a long while of subtle silence, he spoke again: "We discussed it, and now we have come to a more consistent conclusion."

"That curse spirit is immature and doesn't have its own body. Now it can only wander around and devour negative emotions to strengthen itself." Gojo Goto said tacitly, "You can treat it as an invisible parasite, From a little bit the size of a grain of rice in the larval stage, it gradually grows into a fat long worm that can burst a human intestine... It is difficult to catch it in the larval stage, but when it grows a little bit, we can easily find it."

Mori Ogai understood the metaphor almost immediately: "Then, you two are 'physicians' who treat the cursed disease. Although you can't catch the curse spirit at the moment, at least let us know who the 'patient' is." seat?"

Gojo Satoru smiled slightly, took out a lollipop paper stick from his mouth, and casually pointed at the four people nestled in front of the sink.

"Underage negative emotions are not as much as you imagined, and the quality is not high. That lovely lady is..." Gojo Satoru thought of a wording, "A person who is extremely true, kind and beautiful. Therefore, the most suitable breeding ground is only One."

Everyone looked at the person whose smile gradually disappeared on his face.

"me?"

Mori Ogai asked.